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#82 - He didnt invent Apple, he made the company Apple. And they… 5 hours ago on Dennis Ritchie +1
#26 - I said less likely and I only supported my claim with rules fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on seems legit +15
User avatar #27 - penileburglar (23 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
#15 - Most likely not, restaurants are less likely to hire someone w…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/30/2014 on seems legit +26
User avatar #21 - penileburglar (09/30/2014) [-]
Perfectly fine here. Where you live does not represent the entire world.
User avatar #71 - Ashtaroth (20 hours ago) [-]
Obvious-Troll is obvious
User avatar #85 - penileburglar (19 hours ago) [-]
What?

No, I'm not trolling. Assuming that the rest of the world operates the same way your corner of the world does is an ignorant, unworldly view. Especially if it makes you honestly think that the fast-food industry, of all places, won't hire someone with piercings. There are plenty of places where no one cares.

If I had said it in a witty way with a witty picture, I wouldn't be getting reds--really not that big of a deal.
User avatar #108 - Ashtaroth (18 hours ago) [-]
You are correct in your statement that assuming the rest of the world operates the same as it does where I am is foolish. However, any country with any sort of food regulatory agency managing things is going to have similar rules for obvious reasons. I know that in most of the 1st world a wide variety of piercings automatically disqualify a potential employee from getting a job in a restaurant. Examples include any piercing of a membrane or bodily orifice (gauges, nose rings, lip rings, etc) as these piercings have a tendency to be very easily infected. Say nothing of the obvious shitstorm that would arise if someone's decoration happens to come loose and fall in a salad or something. Fast food or high end restaurant, they're all under the same rules. You're just as unlikely to find a guy with 6 pounds of metal bolted all over his head working the counter at McDonald's as you are to find one at Vincenzo's Italian Bistro and Winery. Go into the 3rd world and that might become more likely, but it's the 3rd world for a whole lot of reasons.
User avatar #121 - penileburglar (14 hours ago) [-]
Erm, I live in the U.S., in Virginia. Definitely first-world country. Nose piercing fly just fine in fast-food places here, damn near half the girls in / fresh out of high school have them.

Not to mention that the original comment very clearly referred to someone working the register. You are very specifically NOT to handle food preparation if you work at the register, because you're touching money, which is as dirty as any piercing could ever get.
#26 - killerofcows (23 hours ago) [-]
I said less likely and I only supported my claim with rules from where I live, did that really deserve red thumbs
User avatar #27 - penileburglar (23 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
#18 - mr skeltal (09/30/2014) [-]
You can have them but it is against health and safety rules in the UK to wear facial piercings or exposed jewellery when working with food
#24 - did you have to mention that the list was from 2011 nothin… 09/30/2014 on Mad old 0
#95 - was your comment number on purpose ?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on DnD Gods 0
User avatar #129 - yeh (20 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit... no
#27 - Im just saying it used to, cant tell how long back it was thou…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on DO EEET 0
User avatar #28 - dunderbiffen (09/26/2014) [-]
It was never applied if you used W midair
#25 - have they removed the extra damage ? I most have missed th…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2014 on DO EEET 0
User avatar #26 - dunderbiffen (09/26/2014) [-]
It doesnt appy IF YOU W BEFORE YOUR Q REACHES YOUR TARGET OOPS SHIT I HIT CAPSLOCK KEY HOW DO I STAPH
#27 - killerofcows (09/26/2014) [-]
Im just saying it used to, cant tell how long back it was though and how much of the travel had to be completed

but as i remember it the bonus q damage was applied instantly after you used w
User avatar #28 - dunderbiffen (09/26/2014) [-]
It was never applied if you used W midair
#92 - on a realistic scale it wont happen I mostly suggeste… 09/24/2014 on The Acid Stash 0
#35 - Now wait a minute Did you just say that one cant OD o…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on The Acid Stash +3
User avatar #68 - darksideofthebeast (09/24/2014) [-]
You can OD on anything.
We're talking on a realistic scale.
If someone is dumb enough to take 1mg worth of acid, they are just gonna die tripping their dick off.
#92 - killerofcows (09/24/2014) [-]
on a realistic scale it wont happen

I mostly suggested his use of "literally" was wrong
#10 - Giants sword* and Hylian shield* Deku nuts*, Bombchu,… 09/23/2014 on zelda 0

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#4 - mr skeltal (02/20/2014) [-]
O.o There's a book???
#1 - sdcanonymoose (02/18/2014) [-]
No please not the cows.. ANYTHING BUT THE COWS!
No please not the cows.. ANYTHING BUT THE COWS!
#2 to #1 - killerofcows ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
ok fine, back to cannibalism
#3 to #2 - sdcanonymoose (02/18/2014) [-]
Much better! Back to the good old ways.
Much better! Back to the good old ways.
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