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#11 - I didnt think of it at first, but it turns out this should be …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/21/2014 on MJ Pepsi 0
User avatar #12 - pwnagraphy (09/21/2014) [-]
August 2008-August 2014 is 6 years

I remember because I was on vacation watching the Beijing Olympics with my brothers, and they went to an announcement and said he was dead
User avatar #14 - butteredtoastman (09/21/2014) [-]
Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 to June 25, 2009) That's a little over 5 years ago, not 6.
User avatar #15 - pwnagraphy (09/21/2014) [-]
Huh. My mistake. Although I do remember it being during the Beijing Olympics
User avatar #16 - butteredtoastman (09/21/2014) [-]
The 2008 Summer Olympic Games took place in Beijing, China, from August 8 to 24, 2008. They couldn't have coincided because they took place almost a year apart.
#19 - pwnagraphy (09/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck. My brain is currently falling apart because both me and my family all have memories of his death interrupting the games in the hotel, which caused a guy in the room next door to scream "Great the pedophiles dead show the fucking Olympics now". We were in the car for 2 hours the next day and all the radio was playing was Michael Jackson, so my dad switched the radio to AM and we listened to Olympics casts. Then when I got home I talked to my friend about it, then we heard about it when I went to school followed by the music teacher making us learn Thriller for a back to school concert, and our Social Studies teacher talking about the cultural differences in the Olympics that year

User avatar #17 - pwnagraphy (09/21/2014) [-]
No way, I specifically remember it happening during the Olympics. If that's from Wikipedia the death date is wrong, I remember it because were were in our hotel at night watching when it was announced, then they played MJ on the radio for the rest of the week. That's the summer I went into 6th grade and changed schools, I know for a fact it was 2008. Wikipedia is not always correct
User avatar #18 - butteredtoastman (09/21/2014) [-]
#45 - its a grown up cow, that meat have to be tenderized for atleas… 09/19/2014 on [crying patriotically] +1
#70 - and tryndamere  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Garen free week +2
User avatar #95 - ieatbengay (09/18/2014) [-]
does sejuani count
#42 - the top of the glass surrounding the cork, it comes more or le… 09/18/2014 on It... It actually worked 0
#40 - acctuly he did remove glass too because of the preassure i…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on It... It actually worked 0
#41 - jokexplain (09/18/2014) [-]
I don't get it, what glass? isn't this what the cap looks like?
#42 - killerofcows (09/18/2014) [-]
the top of the glass surrounding the cork, it comes more or less clean off, in the gif above its very clean but if you pay attention you see there is less glass after than before
#50 - The ending in Pay It Forward always gets me 09/16/2014 on To be banned! +1
#47 - that was/is a great movie, but I cant remeber any feels from it  [+] (7 new replies) 09/16/2014 on To be banned! +2
User avatar #59 - likeallthecomments (09/16/2014) [-]
Man the last scene gets me every time.

User avatar #61 - lastsensei (09/16/2014) [-]
144p HD
User avatar #64 - likeallthecomments (09/16/2014) [-]

Not as long but better quality.
User avatar #67 - lastsensei (09/16/2014) [-]
It was a joke, but thanks.
Have seen that movie a shitton of times, I have a crush on it.
User avatar #55 - asasqw (09/16/2014) [-]
When he goes back to his farm and his wife and kids are strung up by rope
#89 - 4chan refugee (09/16/2014) [-]
and he's so sad that he decides to fuck and marry some girl he just met.
User avatar #72 - lastsensei (09/16/2014) [-]
The music just makes it worst. Dem feels.
#36 - I was 24 year old 2 months ago when I first had a piz…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on neat 0
User avatar #40 - shorea (09/14/2014) [-]
asked? I've never been asked about it, I always get pre cut that's how it should be ;o
#33 - Harold and Kumar there are 2 movies, both are great, this …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Matthew Perry looking bitch 0
#39 - helgheimftw (09/14/2014) [-]
3 movies and this on is escape from guantanamo bay
User avatar #35 - hashtronaut (09/14/2014) [-]
there's 3
User avatar #34 - doctordance (09/14/2014) [-]
#165 - which ones are completely understandable ? they all are pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Reasons for break ups 0
#200 - 4chan refugee (09/13/2014) [-]
I'd say the loud eating, walking slow, and not skipping commercials would be understandable as they would be really annoying, the others are mostly annoying but wouldn't really bother you

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#4 - 4chan refugee (02/20/2014) [-]
O.o There's a book???
#1 - sdcanonymoose (02/18/2014) [-]
No please not the cows.. ANYTHING BUT THE COWS!
No please not the cows.. ANYTHING BUT THE COWS!
#2 to #1 - killerofcows ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
ok fine, back to cannibalism
#3 to #2 - sdcanonymoose (02/18/2014) [-]
Much better! Back to the good old ways.
Much better! Back to the good old ways.
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