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User avatar #71 - darudelink (05/30/2012) [-]
Heyo finally back. I want to hear this story you were mentioning earlier, lol.
#72 to #73 - killerofallpeople (05/30/2012) [-]
Oh, I was heading to bed. But I guess I could tell a tale.
So anyways, a little back story is that there is a costume store about a block down my street. Now I live in a shadier part of town and that shop gets some odd customers. So I decide one day, "Hey, I need some milk right now. I'm gonna head to the store and buy some. So the store is past the costume shop. As I begin to walk down the street, I hear a man that is obviously trying to sound like a monkey or a gorilla or something like that. So I pick up my pace a little. Suddenly, out of the store jumps a man in a gorilla suit, trying to sound like a monkey. I could only guess that he wants my money or something so I pull out my wallet and begin to hand it over to him.
BUT, before he grabs it I FALCON PUNCH THE BASTARD AND TAKE HIS MINTS! He falls to the floor because I punch like a god and I continue on my way to the store. As I leave the store, I see that the monkey man is still there. He looks hurt so I walk over to him. I look into his sad, cold, pitiful eyes and whisper "MONKEY TROUBLE!", turn around, pull down my pants, and **** on him like any good monkey would! I return home and enjoy some chocolate milk. Just a normal day.
#74 to #74 - darudelink (05/30/2012) [-]
LOL was not expecting that XD   
pic completely related; MFW your story   
Anyways, night dude :)
LOL was not expecting that XD

pic completely related; MFW your story

Anyways, night dude :)
User avatar #73 to #74 - killerofallpeople (05/30/2012) [-]
So yeah, there's my totally true story I didn't make up to seem cool on the internet. Night!
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