>bakemono desu
>no visible differences

I'm lookin' at you VVV.

>I cant have friends
>I have a past trauma that prevents me from making friends

2deep/2edge4u, white knighting all the time, pink haired girls personality.

>by the way she is/isn't/may not be related to you by blood

oh

Kono Naka ni Hitori, Imouto ga Iru was fucking hell

But is it as bad as OniAi?

Oi, at least OniAI had fun girls.

NakaImo only had Vice-Pres and Mister X

Red is best.

I only saw like 10 minutes of screen time of her and I agree with that

Not so sure about that... all they were were sluts. Even the fiance loli.

You linked it to the chat

oh i did, shit

I only thought that you were one.

Nope.

Why did you watch something like that?

It was summer and at the time I thought it was 7/10

it's 3/10 now

only problem

Lack of giant robots, tsunderes, dubstep

I thought you were annoyed at the fact that there's a lack of tsunderes and dubstep for a second there.

Oh thank goodness you understand me.

>MCs parents are away on some business trip or vacation.

>School festival
>Class has to pick a theme
>Its either a maid cafe or haunted house.

>School student council members have more control over the school than the teacher faculty

I want to see a teacher just waltz in on the supah serious antagonist student president's speech with his coffee mug and go "hey gals, okay are you girls done playing pretend? haha as if i'd let you impose disciplinary sanctions on a student"

Even worse is when they're away for months at a time.

BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA BAKABAKABAKABAKA
Important revelation cut short by sudden attack from villain
MCs who think that protecting their friends is a better reason to fight than to save humanity as a whole.

KanaHana.

So besides her being in everything, you claim to hate her because she always does the same voice for each character she does, right?

Most of them, not all, yes.

Alright then.
So I assume you hate Snake with a passion in Monogatari then.

Hanekawa > Kaiki = Kanbaru > Shinobu = Meme > Sengoku > Gahara > Rest

Yes yes, whatever you say.
Can't stand all but two of the whole cast

who are those two?

Look down.

ah, those 2 were pretty great, especially kaiki.

Snake is shit even without KanaHana, though Crab is worse.

Snake is pretty shit, but then again, pretty much every girl in Mono isn't exactly great.

Snail a best.

I couldn't stand her one bit.

You suck.

I can't stand most of the cast of it most of the time anyway. Oshino and Kaiki are really the only ones I like.

>Kaiki

And there goes your credibility.

nigga kaiki is great

That would imply I had any to begin with.

Kinda like my dignity

Roka sucks major balls.

Takao is better but she doesn't suck balls. If you seriously think that go suck a dick.

Yes she does.

Who was best D-Frag?

Takao.

I can agree with that.

You have to, otherwise you're wrong.

Minori is second best No-rin, first is Becky.

Yokoi? i think that was her name, i don't like her, too much KanaHana.

Wait... you don't dislike Roka just because of KanaHana, do you?

Nah, i disliked Roka from before the anime aired, i was reading the manga first, i wasn't in the case of Seki-kun.

You need to capitalize Dick.

And you're the dick here. I was only pointing it out for your own sake.

2ungrateful
having your english corrected by me must be really embarrassing, how's it feel?

Nah, he is really fluent. I wish I could read, write and speak Frog as good as he reads and writes English.

Le français est une langue horrible. Je ne devrais même pas soin. Mais cela me dérange que c'est le mieux que je puisse faire.

Speak is my main problem with English, i sound Mexican and i don't like it so i avoid it, i haven't really been outside the country though so it hasn't really been a necessity so far.

Requesting a vocaroo.

Say "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." That's it. I will give you a fair rating.

Don't have a mic, haven't had a mic in 5 years.

funnyjunk.com/anime/920249#920249

I didn't know any other way to say it okay? I have been taking this mandatory second language for 8 years, and this is still the best I can do. It is shameful.

Chinese is one of the hardest languages to learn anyway

yea, he is. if he capitalized i, i wouldn't be able to tell he's not a native speaker

Are you trying to subtly insult him here? I feel like you are, but I also feel like it is going over my head.

no i just dont feel like using good grammar all the time

i wanna say venezuela or something from what i remember

Yes, it's a shit country, i don't recommend it.

i'll have to learn spanish some time just for you

It's a shit language.

from what i understand, it's relatively easy for a native english speaker to learn
but yeah, it was a joke. spanish is one of them languages i hate, along with french.

Only easy if you have a good memory due to all the god damn rules

You'll realize how many arbitrary rules there are. I mean, it's not hard to learn, you just have to remember shit which is why I speak the language like shit but I can understand anyone talking in spanish or read it relatively well.

Unless they speak a mile a minute.

Only when it's used to shorten Richard.

We have our differences but sometimes, just sometimes, I really like you for a second.

Thanks bby, I luv u 3.

Umi da!

I will end you.

>MC standing looking at the beach
>girls call out to him
>each girl gets a pan off their body
>K cup tittymonster gets the entire fiscal year's budget on animating her tits while she runs

>breast envy

Far from it.

Why you gotta be so tsun-stun?

Also, is jett kill?

No, I was talking with him yesterday.

Oh. Okay.

He just disabled his account because he was bored.

>girl has feelings for MC
>MC stays oblivious to her for the whole show
>no other role in the plot than have unrequited love
>her final scene is just her crying

i'll never understand why.

that sounds great.
What is that?

something you see in a bunch of anime

oh. sounded awfully specific. sorry

when you put it like that i cant help but breathe harder than usual

Almost any sexual joke or a character being hit for a joke.

Bet you loved the skit between Akatsuki and Naotsugu in Log Horizon.

I forgot who the second person is and what happened.

Oh yeah, he had no role so I forgot his name.

>Ma-ma-masaka!
>This is my secret place
>He is a kind person
>opens door to find nudity, gets slapped, door wasn't even fucking locked
>MC is indecisive
>Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub
>OP is upbeat and happy, ED is slow and sad/melancholic
>panning up to the sky after a reveal, cut to ED
>character is supposed to be fluent in English, Ingrish comes out
>steam bras

And this one really sets me off.
>character clenches fist
>sounds like he is wearing a leather glove despite having bare hands

I could go on.

I bet you hate maid cafes too

>3DPD

Almost as bad as idols.

I meant maid cafes at those cultural festival arcs but that works too

>cultural festival arcs

Kill me.

btw, what do you mean by "this is my secret place"?

It is something stupid vapid female characters often say to the MC to show "How close they are". Usually it is the school roof or some park or area off to the side of a busy area.

And then the MC reacts like it's the most beautiful thing they've ever seen.

Oh, though that's not something you should get annoyed about.

I am an aspie that came up with a retardedly complex review system to satisfy my own autism over internet reviews. This is small shit compared to that and the other shit that grinds my gears.

Next thing we know you'll be ranting about cheese.

I already went on about wine, so that isn't entirely out of the question.

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lordsaten/4502892/Shin+Anime+Social+Board/160770#160770

My kind of guy.

Oh jeez. He missed his chance of charging her with trespassing only to give her the opportunity of reporting him for sexual harassment. You just can't win when you're Japanese.

They're roommates, neither wins.

It's actually an action manga but it's the usual bullshit where the MC is repeating a grade because he's supposed to be weak yet he's super strong and the main girl is super strong yet the MC manages to beat her easily.

So yeah, avoiding it would be the best idea.

You need to suffer as I do.
>bad guy
>zoom-in to mouth
>smirks

>Mysterious female transfer student
>All the guys fall for her except MC
>Transfer student wants to be with MC
>Everyone is out to kill MC
>Meanwhile MC pushes her away because he wants to live a 'normal' life

Hentai edition
>Guy has phimosis
>'Oh? You've never pulled it all the way back?'
>Women gives it a few sturdy strokes with little pain
>Now completely cured

> foreigners are blonde
> foreigners love Japan
> foreigners speak better Japanese than Japanese speak English
> token shot of Americans includes a buff black guy with huge lips
> priests are villains or incompetents

so you want nisekoi to literally die in a fire?

I made a very strong decision to ignore everything about that after I watched the PV. I would probably have an aneurysm if I watched it.

>The beautiful emotionless girl with an unnatural hair color who instantly catches the male lead's eye but coldly brushes off his advances
>Over the course of the series, she opens her heart and reveals her dark, mysterious past to the male lead
OR
>dude cops a feel
>"I could get used to this"

It just bothers me, I don't know why.

When characters repeat each other's names like twenty times just for emphasis or some shit.
When characters run the fuck away from conversations for no reason.
When a male MC trips and always falls lewdly on a female cohort.
When characters are fucking roundabout about their feelings and don't explain the situation only to let it fester resulting in some bullshit angsty SNAFU.

wow ok r00d

A user who can help you...

Alright, thanks.

I can help yah in a week or 2.

Is that a user you're referring to or is it Japanese or some shit

user

A user who can help you...

Alright, thanks.

I can help yah in a week or 2.

Fine, black.

I guess

Her hair is more brown than blue in that pic.

Fine, black.

I guess

Ah.
The middle one is kinda vague though, in my defense.

Chihaya tho

Her hair is more brown than blue in that pic.

Fine, black.

I guess

The wolf anime, top right

I understand

gg

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