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Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
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Comment Ranking:#12827
Highest Content Rank:#1943
Highest Comment Rank:#865
Content Thumbs: 5662 total,  6311 ,  649
Comment Thumbs: 7939 total,  8877 ,  938
Content Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 156 Content: Faptastic → Level 157 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:210531
Times Content Favorited:256 times
Total Comments Made:1925
FJ Points:136523

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#279 - I like the names. That fallout 3 quote "I am alpha and om… 05/08/2014 on Good news everyone! 0
#58 - Both. What kind of person do you think I am? I will not tolera… 05/07/2014 on Fox n' Friends 0
#10 - Recently I saw a cat and a fox in a field as a drove past, I s…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Fox n' Friends +26
#37 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
"chased the cat fox"

Well, which?
#93 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
He's referring to later events when the two somehow had a baby.
#58 - killerdeath (05/07/2014) [-]
Both. What kind of person do you think I am? I will not tolerate unregistered wildlife squatting in some poor mans field without paying rent.
#4 - up. 05/05/2014 on (untitled) +5
#79 - I know I just finished the fight earlier today. Forg… 05/05/2014 on Prank.exe 0
#56 - I know exact who this is. It took me 45 minutes to beat her in…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Prank.exe +4
User avatar #78 - sladee (05/05/2014) [-]
That fight was hard.
And so was i
#114 - cedarsacademy (05/05/2014) [-]
#79 - killerdeath (05/05/2014) [-]
I know I just finished the fight earlier today.
Forgive me, but it's the only fight so far that I've set it down to normal difficulty.
User avatar #60 - Mward (05/05/2014) [-]
It took me 45 minutes before I wanted to try and beat her.
#32 - The guy who invented them gets like 5 cents or something for e…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on That's Good +2
User avatar #36 - kanatana (05/02/2014) [-]
... That is a fucktonne of money.
#156 - Moon sized diamond huh? I can give you about 10 dollars and 5 … 05/02/2014 on Random Fact Comp 16 +39
#6 - I use a mac for school work, and a pc for gaming. What's wrong…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#13 - klefenz (05/02/2014) [-]
That Mac sucks, thats it
#25 - The car looks like an Asian beaver. 04/29/2014 on Amazing Car Rebuild! +95
#10 - She must be a rock, cause I'm about to bend her over. 04/29/2014 on Enter Here +8
#43 - Forever alone, maybe it's not so bad. 04/29/2014 on Love Hurts +1
#21 - Yet again, this is relevant. 04/29/2014 on Boner 0
#9 - Oh **** ***** , what are you doing?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Michael and Trevor. The... +9
#32 - notsafefornsfw has deleted their comment.
User avatar #14 - chaossniper (04/29/2014) [-]
pinky is not out so they are not in doubt
#24 - Well now I have a problem, How do I drag this gif to my deskto…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Frozen 2 ideas 0
User avatar #41 - thenewgizmobox (04/25/2014) [-]
right click > save image as > save to desktop
#39 - Oh, of course you are, you know everything.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Life Hacks -1
User avatar #40 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
see? I told you
#37 - Hmph, know it all.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Life Hacks -2
User avatar #38 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm aware
#39 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh, of course you are, you know everything.
User avatar #40 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
see? I told you
#35 - Well fine, explain why this seems to make people cum bucket loads.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Life Hacks -1
User avatar #36 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
People like it when things they do work
#37 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Hmph, know it all.
User avatar #38 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm aware
#39 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh, of course you are, you know everything.
User avatar #40 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
see? I told you
#33 - You win this round Mr. has all the answers, but I'll be back.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Life Hacks +1
User avatar #34 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
You don't want to be. It sucks being right all the time. People think you're a pretentious dick just because you know more than them (see?)
User avatar #101 - tkuja (04/25/2014) [-]
chowder

or

chowder
#35 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Well fine, explain why this seems to make people cum bucket loads.
User avatar #36 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
People like it when things they do work
#37 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Hmph, know it all.
User avatar #38 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm aware
#39 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh, of course you are, you know everything.
User avatar #40 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
see? I told you
#30 - but it would be too hot to hold...  [+] (11 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Life Hacks 0
#43 - watshisface (04/25/2014) [-]
no, sorry that myth is straight bullshit. the metal absorbs closs to zero percent of the microwaves

the onlytime silverware gets hot is thro conduction from like soups and stuff
User avatar #31 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
oven mitt
#33 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
You win this round Mr. has all the answers, but I'll be back.
User avatar #34 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
You don't want to be. It sucks being right all the time. People think you're a pretentious dick just because you know more than them (see?)
User avatar #101 - tkuja (04/25/2014) [-]
chowder

or

chowder
#35 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Well fine, explain why this seems to make people cum bucket loads.
User avatar #36 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
People like it when things they do work
#37 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Hmph, know it all.
User avatar #38 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm aware
#39 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh, of course you are, you know everything.
User avatar #40 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
see? I told you
#20 - You mean that guy from the GTA5 cartoons. How's that on pc btw.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on PS4 vs Xbox One vs PC 0
User avatar #39 - ragdollomg (04/22/2014) [-]
gta 5 got boring as soon as i completed it, deathwish
GTA online is nothing other then a giant grind
and isn't gta 5 coming to pc this this year?
but i don't blame them for keeping it back for so long since they need to put in higher res textures for the pc release, not like those lego textures in the console release.
User avatar #94 - usarmyexplain (04/22/2014) [-]
They also need to put in support for 64-bit operating systems, high spec graphics cards, multi-core processors, and solid state drives. It takes a while to do these things, it's like strapping dodge viper engine into a mini cooper.
#18 - That thing gets me more thumbs than is reasonable. 04/22/2014 on It's funny because racism +5
#14 - Don't worry, I just posted it.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on It's funny because racism +19
User avatar #17 - lolzordz (04/22/2014) [-]
motherfukken saved
#18 - killerdeath (04/22/2014) [-]
That thing gets me more thumbs than is reasonable.
#13 - Fitting perfectly huh?  [+] (17 new replies) 04/22/2014 on It's funny because racism +161
#47 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
I honestly don't see why this is so satisfying to so many of you. I get no satisfaction from this gif at all
#43 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
I can hear the "csssssssssss" as the objects are falling!
User avatar #41 - cocoman (04/22/2014) [-]
+92 and 13 favs.
Welcome to the magical world of autism.
No h8, I love it.
User avatar #42 - broswagonist (04/22/2014) [-]
Accurate reference to autism.

Thumb for you.
#36 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
oh god that last one, you'll never get that out again....
User avatar #48 - lamarisagoodname (04/22/2014) [-]
if it was able to slide in by gravity alone then it should be pretty easy to pull out
User avatar #34 - breezykun (04/22/2014) [-]
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #26 - vohcaz (04/22/2014) [-]
That can is one of the best fizzy drinks ever made. It's basically pure fruit juice with bubbles and sugar, but it tastes so much better than cola, sprite, etc.
User avatar #49 - idelki (04/22/2014) [-]
Name of it? I can't tell from the gif.
User avatar #51 - vohcaz (04/22/2014) [-]
san pellegrino i believe. I don't know where it's available, it's possible that it's only in Europe. It's an italian company, and i've only seen them on shelves in the EU. They are a lot more expensive than normal drinks(at least where i live), but worth it imo. They also make mineral water and stuff but i can't speak for that.
#52 - idelki (04/22/2014) [-]
Thank you. I'll have to keep an eye out for it whenever I'm anywhere.
#54 - vohcaz (04/22/2014) [-]
I can recommend this version the most, but they're all great. There's also a better picture so you know what you're looking for.
User avatar #29 - gitanisme (04/22/2014) [-]
Definetely.
User avatar #22 - boocraft (04/22/2014) [-]
OCDgasm
User avatar #21 - iamundecided (04/22/2014) [-]
I've never been more at peace in my life.
#20 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#16 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
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#204 - killerdeath (12/31/2013) [-]
stickied by killerdeath
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
#210 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #209 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
can we trade
User avatar #194 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Lel that was a fast block
Welp Good conversation
#195 to #194 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
yep. Anything to do with me giving away his secret. Did you see my last comment?
#196 to #195 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha   
But, like I was going to say   
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha
But, like I was going to say
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
#197 to #196 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to say that it's original. I did come up with away to combat trolls though. If you see a troll, check his profile, If he is a negative level then thumb him. If he's at a positive level, thumb him down. If he's at at 0 level then just thumb accordingly to keep the comment at 0. If you cannot see his profile, then just thumb to keep the comment as close to 0 as possible. This will essentially nullify trolls.
User avatar #187 - iedd (12/19/2013) [-]
sell fj points?
User avatar #189 to #188 - iedd (12/20/2013) [-]
u hurt me
#190 to #189 - killerdeath (12/20/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #137 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Listen, I get it you sell gems for 45 points, but i'm trying to quit with as many fj points as possible, so please **** off.
#138 to #137 - killerdeath (08/12/2013) [-]
Just put them in the auction house if you're only looking for points.
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User avatar #110 - dinoraper (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man i just don't like selling tokens
#111 to #110 - killerdeath (08/11/2013) [-]
alright.
#106 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
would you be willing to trade 11 mecha keys for your 4 radioactive?
#108 to #107 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
also what would ya need for 3 plant keys?
#109 to #108 - killerdeath (08/10/2013) [-]
I like casino tokens.
User avatar #100 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
Its a lot of tin, and I'd like to buy it, but youre asking for too much :/
#101 to #100 - killerdeath (08/09/2013) [-]
Then make an offer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks a lot
User avatar #80 - malp (08/09/2013) [-]
accept my trade plz
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#53 to #52 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm also slowly going for the demonic blacksmithing badge. Sooo how much for demonic ore?
#54 to #53 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#55 to #54 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
alright. Add that to the list.
#56 to #55 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #56 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
You may want to advertize more.
#58 to #57 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #58 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a steady income of gems. I could make like 2 special gems right now.
#31 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#32 to #31 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't cheat people.
#33 to #32 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#34 to #33 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
It happens.
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