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Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
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#2 - Ivy being a prick* You missed that by a mile.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Ivy being a dick +3
User avatar #3 - sgrave (06/01/2014) [-]
Damn, why didn't I think of that.
#4 - **killerdeath rolls 8** Please don't be a dumbass ***** .  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on fuck son, calm down 0
User avatar #8 - butterduck (06/01/2014) [-]
**butterduck rolls 5**
User avatar #10 - twondai (06/01/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 4**
User avatar #11 - twondai (06/01/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 0** roll again i dont want the water night
#85 - He's coming, he doesn't have a choice. 05/31/2014 on A whole lotta nope 0
#4 - You still have enough hope to expect texts? Filthy casual.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on my face 0
User avatar #5 - endodoobiesmoke (05/30/2014) [-]
no its usually checkin the time i stopped gettin texts when i stopped dealin!
#4177 - **killerdeath rolled image ** 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby +1
#8 - It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on dresses +13
#10 - mrmystery (05/29/2014) [-]
BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
#9 - anonymous (05/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - kaboomz (05/29/2014) [-]
anon is a fatty fat fatty
#586 - When I use to go on facebook I did that... even found myself d… 05/29/2014 on Biggest FJ addict 0
#3871 - **killerdeath rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#4904315 - Eh, I'm probably just going to get off for tonight, and I go f…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4904317 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
hmm
#4904312 - but seriously, I don't a ******* chance for this **…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4904314 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
which bulk item do you want me to hold back on
that way you can have a chance with it
#4904315 - killerdeath (05/26/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm probably just going to get off for tonight, and I go for casino tokens.
User avatar #4904317 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
hmm
#4904313 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
i just allways afk the 2 minutes when they appear, then see oh, one dropped again... and cry....
User avatar #4904316 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
wut
#4904318 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
tought he was talking bout weeds. u make this hard.
User avatar #4904319 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
ive stopped "trying" to pick weeds : {}
i picked that by accident
#4904320 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
thats how i got all of mine. tho i usually just change same rarity weed for any of the same kind. tryin to help ppl get the set
User avatar #4904322 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
cute
and idk what im going to do with this
tell me what to do
#4904323 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
stare it. i should maybe stop posting gifs o.o
#4904325 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #4904331 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
oh shi, been wondering how u post blank posts since yesterday, now i notice i had u on hide all this whole time... u must have been thinking im crazy.
User avatar #4904334 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
 
User avatar #4904336 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
    
#4904335 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
still looks different : 3 sry to pop the crazy bubble : <
User avatar #4904337 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
f[big][big]
#4904339 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
no.
#4904340 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
#4904310 - the **** kind of auto pick up bot are you running?  [+] (20 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Play items 0
#4904311 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
#4904312 - killerdeath (05/26/2014) [-]
but seriously, I don't a fucking chance for this shit. I'm on 150kb/s internet and i have to wait for math problem to load before I can type it.
User avatar #4904314 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
which bulk item do you want me to hold back on
that way you can have a chance with it
#4904315 - killerdeath (05/26/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm probably just going to get off for tonight, and I go for casino tokens.
User avatar #4904317 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
hmm
#4904313 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
i just allways afk the 2 minutes when they appear, then see oh, one dropped again... and cry....
User avatar #4904316 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
wut
#4904318 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
tought he was talking bout weeds. u make this hard.
User avatar #4904319 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
ive stopped "trying" to pick weeds : {}
i picked that by accident
#4904320 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
thats how i got all of mine. tho i usually just change same rarity weed for any of the same kind. tryin to help ppl get the set
User avatar #4904322 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
cute
and idk what im going to do with this
tell me what to do
#4904323 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
stare it. i should maybe stop posting gifs o.o
#4904325 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #4904331 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
oh shi, been wondering how u post blank posts since yesterday, now i notice i had u on hide all this whole time... u must have been thinking im crazy.
User avatar #4904334 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
 
User avatar #4904336 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
    
#4904335 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
still looks different : 3 sry to pop the crazy bubble : <
User avatar #4904337 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
f[big][big]
#4904339 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
no.
#4904340 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
#4904308 - Not me, and also, wtf how are you picking up all this **** .  [+] (24 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4904309 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
my top is 140 per 5 min
#4904328 - donor (05/26/2014) [-]
sucks to suck
User avatar #4904330 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
you watch me
#4904310 - killerdeath (05/26/2014) [-]
the fuck kind of auto pick up bot are you running?
#4904311 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
#4904312 - killerdeath (05/26/2014) [-]
but seriously, I don't a fucking chance for this shit. I'm on 150kb/s internet and i have to wait for math problem to load before I can type it.
User avatar #4904314 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
which bulk item do you want me to hold back on
that way you can have a chance with it
#4904315 - killerdeath (05/26/2014) [-]
Eh, I'm probably just going to get off for tonight, and I go for casino tokens.
User avatar #4904317 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
hmm
#4904313 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
i just allways afk the 2 minutes when they appear, then see oh, one dropped again... and cry....
User avatar #4904316 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
wut
#4904318 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
tought he was talking bout weeds. u make this hard.
User avatar #4904319 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
ive stopped "trying" to pick weeds : {}
i picked that by accident
#4904320 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
thats how i got all of mine. tho i usually just change same rarity weed for any of the same kind. tryin to help ppl get the set
User avatar #4904322 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
cute
and idk what im going to do with this
tell me what to do
#4904323 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
stare it. i should maybe stop posting gifs o.o
#4904325 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #4904331 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
oh shi, been wondering how u post blank posts since yesterday, now i notice i had u on hide all this whole time... u must have been thinking im crazy.
User avatar #4904334 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
 
User avatar #4904336 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
    
#4904335 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
still looks different : 3 sry to pop the crazy bubble : <
User avatar #4904337 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
f[big][big]
#4904339 - olioh (05/26/2014) [-]
no.
#4904340 - anonymousperson (05/26/2014) [-]
#2 - Diabetes take the wheel. 05/24/2014 on ew 0
#4902380 - I've always been serious, always.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902374 - I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year ol…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902369 - Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902367 - I was playing the item game since before the reset, you little…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902368 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Bahahah.
The trade was a joke.
I was here since day 1 bud.
I was in the top 3 for everything for months, but I stopped picking up stuff.
I have more points than you because I was here longer and collecting longer.
I actually put effort into the description and trade, if you just read it, you'd understand. ):
#4902369 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902365 - Ok, first off, I didn't plan on giving you the points because …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902366 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You thought that was a serious offer...?
Did you even read the description...?
I know what a fair offer is, but I was just messing around. I've been here longer than you. :|
#4902367 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I was playing the item game since before the reset, you little shit, I wouldn't even want to read the description after that shit offer.
User avatar #4902368 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Bahahah.
The trade was a joke.
I was here since day 1 bud.
I was in the top 3 for everything for months, but I stopped picking up stuff.
I have more points than you because I was here longer and collecting longer.
I actually put effort into the description and trade, if you just read it, you'd understand. ):
#4902369 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902359 - Maine, 40 years from now on this exact day, you will get them …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902364 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You make me cry.
#4902356 - you have 10 times the points I have, you don't really need mor…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902358 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I need them because I collect them.
And okay, when and where?
#4902365 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Ok, first off, I didn't plan on giving you the points because it took me a long time to get them and I'm not willing to part with them.
Second, You get sent me an offer for 130000 points and only offered up around 2500 points worth of items. You will never get my points, and you dishonor your family with your cheapness.
User avatar #4902366 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You thought that was a serious offer...?
Did you even read the description...?
I know what a fair offer is, but I was just messing around. I've been here longer than you. :|
#4902367 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I was playing the item game since before the reset, you little shit, I wouldn't even want to read the description after that shit offer.
User avatar #4902368 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Bahahah.
The trade was a joke.
I was here since day 1 bud.
I was in the top 3 for everything for months, but I stopped picking up stuff.
I have more points than you because I was here longer and collecting longer.
I actually put effort into the description and trade, if you just read it, you'd understand. ):
#4902369 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902359 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Maine, 40 years from now on this exact day, you will get them one week after I get all 13 blowjobs and 10 anal rounds.
User avatar #4902364 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You make me cry.
#4902351 - that's going to cost you a lot of blow jobs and anal my friend.  [+] (15 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902354 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
How do you think I got these points that I already have? O :
No but actually, would you sell them? I need more.
#4902356 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
you have 10 times the points I have, you don't really need more, but I could always use a blowjob and some anal, so it's your move.
User avatar #4902358 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I need them because I collect them.
And okay, when and where?
#4902365 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Ok, first off, I didn't plan on giving you the points because it took me a long time to get them and I'm not willing to part with them.
Second, You get sent me an offer for 130000 points and only offered up around 2500 points worth of items. You will never get my points, and you dishonor your family with your cheapness.
User avatar #4902366 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You thought that was a serious offer...?
Did you even read the description...?
I know what a fair offer is, but I was just messing around. I've been here longer than you. :|
#4902367 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I was playing the item game since before the reset, you little shit, I wouldn't even want to read the description after that shit offer.
User avatar #4902368 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Bahahah.
The trade was a joke.
I was here since day 1 bud.
I was in the top 3 for everything for months, but I stopped picking up stuff.
I have more points than you because I was here longer and collecting longer.
I actually put effort into the description and trade, if you just read it, you'd understand. ):
#4902369 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902359 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Maine, 40 years from now on this exact day, you will get them one week after I get all 13 blowjobs and 10 anal rounds.
User avatar #4902364 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You make me cry.
#4902290 - well **** , that just makes it too easy. 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
#4902287 - Why do I keep picking up more than one of an item, new feature?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902288 - playerdous (05/24/2014) [-]
1-3 on every pick up
#4902290 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
well fuck, that just makes it too easy.
User avatar #4902289 - Tygioh (05/24/2014) [-]
*most
User avatar #4902292 - playerdous (05/24/2014) [-]
Pixel items aren't real items
User avatar #4902293 - Tygioh (05/24/2014) [-]
Works on other things too.
User avatar #4902294 - playerdous (05/24/2014) [-]
I don't recall any being more than 3 besides pixel.
User avatar #4902298 - Tygioh (05/24/2014) [-]
lost chests and some ores and stuff
User avatar #4902302 - playerdous (05/24/2014) [-]
Irons the only ore. As for lost chest they're still 1-3
User avatar #4902469 - Tygioh (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902286 - boor, much weak 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
#4902275 - bitch, the biggest item you got is a 10k dolan imp, I got 5 of… 05/24/2014 on Play items 0

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#204 - killerdeath (12/31/2013) [-]
stickied by killerdeath
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
#211 - killerdeath (09/27/2014) [-]
god damn ******* hell
#210 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #209 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
can we trade
User avatar #194 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Lel that was a fast block
Welp Good conversation
#195 to #194 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
yep. Anything to do with me giving away his secret. Did you see my last comment?
#196 to #195 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha   
But, like I was going to say   
It sounds like quite a &quot;fun accomplishment&quot;
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha
But, like I was going to say
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
#197 to #196 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to say that it's original. I did come up with away to combat trolls though. If you see a troll, check his profile, If he is a negative level then thumb him. If he's at a positive level, thumb him down. If he's at at 0 level then just thumb accordingly to keep the comment at 0. If you cannot see his profile, then just thumb to keep the comment as close to 0 as possible. This will essentially nullify trolls.
User avatar #187 - iedd (12/19/2013) [-]
sell fj points?
User avatar #189 to #188 - iedd (12/20/2013) [-]
u hurt me
#190 to #189 - killerdeath (12/20/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #137 - smurtehmurph (08/12/2013) [-]
Listen, I get it you sell gems for 45 points, but i'm trying to quit with as many fj points as possible, so please **** off.
#138 to #137 - killerdeath (08/12/2013) [-]
Just put them in the auction house if you're only looking for points.
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User avatar #110 - dinoraper (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man i just don't like selling tokens
#111 to #110 - killerdeath (08/11/2013) [-]
alright.
#106 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
would you be willing to trade 11 mecha keys for your 4 radioactive?
#108 to #107 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
also what would ya need for 3 plant keys?
#109 to #108 - killerdeath (08/10/2013) [-]
I like casino tokens.
User avatar #100 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
Its a lot of tin, and I'd like to buy it, but youre asking for too much :/
#101 to #100 - killerdeath (08/09/2013) [-]
Then make an offer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks a lot
User avatar #80 - malp (08/09/2013) [-]
accept my trade plz
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#53 to #52 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm also slowly going for the demonic blacksmithing badge. Sooo how much for demonic ore?
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#55 to #54 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
alright. Add that to the list.
#56 to #55 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #56 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
You may want to advertize more.
#58 to #57 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #58 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a steady income of gems. I could make like 2 special gems right now.
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#32 to #31 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't cheat people.
#33 to #32 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#34 to #33 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
It happens.
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