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#10 - Wait a minute.... are the 0 and 1 meant to be binary?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2014 on It...it all makes sense now +2
User avatar #13 - AlexPaincakes (04/15/2014) [-]
Yes the 0 and 1 are binary.
0 for off and 1 for on.
User avatar #11 - BmanX (04/14/2014) [-]
That's what I've been led to believe, but maybe that's where the I and O come from on the switch on the top.
User avatar #16 - bersrker (04/15/2014) [-]
I always thought that they were actually symbols. That the line meant power was moving, meaning on, while the circle meant the power was in one place, meaning off.

But I'm most likely wrong here.
#26 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Nope, binary. Though that's not a bad picture of what's happening to the electricity.
User avatar #27 - pawnman (04/15/2014) [-]
I always thought it was
0=open circuit(there is a hole in the circuit or the circuit is cut off)
I=closed circuit( the electricity is able to flow since there is a straight path)

Although I'm just in electrical and this is what my preference is.
#28 - asurasxnight (04/15/2014) [-]
i thought that too
#10 - This is either some damn good editing or the best mime I've ever seen.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on i need an adult +234
#13 - Kinghostetler (04/15/2014) [-]
I believe that this is from the skate video "Girl: Yeah Right!"
User avatar #12 - baogames (04/15/2014) [-]
it's miming

it takes years of practice to hover over the ground like he did at the end.
#39 - It looks like a monster from monster girl quest.... oh god.... 04/14/2014 on Another Reason To Avoid Ohio +1
#4 - I get that tasers and pepper spray are good tools for weaker p…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on That Spark +2
User avatar #7 - sciencexplain (04/12/2014) [-]
Usually, it triggers the person you're assaulting to make a loud noise when they are tased or sprayed. This will give them away and someone might hear them and come to their aid, but if you just knocked them out batman style, they wouldn't make a noise.
#6 - keybladewarrior (04/12/2014) [-]
Nami is surprised to see how good Luffy's neck game is.
#56 - I already know they're hot, you don't need to add to it. 04/12/2014 on The Great Equalizer +3
#19 - I want to take the blue thing, turn it inside out, and stick m…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on plop plop plop +17
#25 - thempc (04/12/2014) [-]
mfw that gif
User avatar #21 - popnotes (04/12/2014) [-]
That image feels so good
#99 - It may look like shit, but there is still pixelmon if you want… 04/09/2014 on Pokemon NXT 0
#455 - We had been dating for weeks before that...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on I'd love to compliment you... 0
User avatar #456 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You really, really, really should improve the way you look at people. That doesn't mean shit. If she dumped you the day after she bedded you, I am correct.
#453 - I'm glad that I'm not with her anymore, she's having twins at 19.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on I'd love to compliment you... 0
User avatar #454 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You were never with her, don't you get it? She just wanted to bed someone other than her actual boyfriend. And the twins at 19 part - as I said, she had some brain issues imo ;P
#455 - killerdeath (04/09/2014) [-]
We had been dating for weeks before that...
User avatar #456 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You really, really, really should improve the way you look at people. That doesn't mean shit. If she dumped you the day after she bedded you, I am correct.
#21 - Same thing for me. But I have something worse. First and …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2014 on I'd love to compliment you... 0
User avatar #398 - niggernazi (04/09/2014) [-]
nah she was just an unstable slut who only used you to relubricate her vagina to her ex boyfriend. you shouldnt listen to her, you should listen to your penis which craves an insane amount of vaginas
User avatar #386 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You probably did fine, but imo she was a mentally fucked up bitch.

She might've said that she "broke up" with her guy, but really it was just a fight, a random pause in which who wanted to cheat on him to get back at him for some reason. After she achieved her goal - which was fucking another guy Hate to bring this to you, but yes - you were the "another guy", not her supposed ex , she didn't need you anymore. Realised she prefers her ex or something and thus, dumped you the very next day.

Instead of putting to much thought to compliments you hear and what they could or couldn't mean, drop meaningless bullshit and start putting attention to the people around you and how you judge them. Because you clearly let too many things slip.
User avatar #387 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
..in which SHE wanted to cheat...* Sorry, I managed to write the wrong word somehow.
#453 - killerdeath (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm glad that I'm not with her anymore, she's having twins at 19.
User avatar #454 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You were never with her, don't you get it? She just wanted to bed someone other than her actual boyfriend. And the twins at 19 part - as I said, she had some brain issues imo ;P
#455 - killerdeath (04/09/2014) [-]
We had been dating for weeks before that...
User avatar #456 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You really, really, really should improve the way you look at people. That doesn't mean shit. If she dumped you the day after she bedded you, I am correct.
#3 - I'm at such a low amount of confidence that if I get a complim…  [+] (48 new replies) 04/08/2014 on I'd love to compliment you... +343
#476 - superintrovert (04/14/2014) [-]
I know that feel broham. Whenever I'm upset about something and someone tries to make me feel better, it just feels like one big lie.
User avatar #396 - niggernazi (04/09/2014) [-]
maybe you should just stop watching anime?

i have noticed a pattern among people who watches anime: they are generally akward and beta as fucking hell. i can tell because i dont watch anime and i fuck so many bitches that it would be really hard to count them on two hands.

my schlong is so big that i could fuck two bitches at the same time, human centipede style biaaatches!
#366 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
I know what you mean, this girl in my class called me hot and i just assumed she was trying to make fun of me :/
#353 - seraslasulia (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm both confused, disgussed and amused by this gif... I can't decide...
User avatar #339 - jmmora (04/09/2014) [-]
i'm going to be sincere here:
even if you have that low confidence, i'm pretty sure there must be something, even the slightest thing you're confident about, like, i dont know going out with an ugly shirt and not caring about what anyone will say about it, shit man idk, there must be something you're unconsciously confident about
User avatar #337 - pippysfleas (04/09/2014) [-]
i feel like everyone is lying to me
User avatar #308 - imalex (04/09/2014) [-]
that isnt bad confidence thats perception

#307 - crosskill (04/09/2014) [-]
"Betas can be appealed to, but the low self-esteem of Omegas will make them very suspicious of this kind of approach."

Guess I'll have to "Pressure" you instead.

Source: Deus Ex: Human Revolution
#309 - suspicious (04/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #322 - jmmora (04/09/2014) [-]
do you happen to have the one that says "mmhm i asked for that" ?
#336 - suspicious (04/09/2014) [-]
Nope,sorry. But i do have this one more i edited for my friend while i was bored and he said "ok".
User avatar #225 - symmiie (04/09/2014) [-]
You have nice hair.
User avatar #200 - tigerbladedn (04/09/2014) [-]
this isn't normal?
#190 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
We all have something that makes us feel confident around others, whether it's something obviously visible or inside of you.
You just gotta find what makes you great
User avatar #174 - hellsjester (04/09/2014) [-]
you have a wonderful sense of self- awareness
User avatar #170 - mizzycupcakes (04/09/2014) [-]
I thought I was bad... most of the time I just think its a cruel joke. Then halfheartedly accept the compliment still wondering whether or not it was real.
#163 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
weeboos are fucking nasty. flagged as gore
#140 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
True. I hate it when they say stuff just to cheer me up or out of politeness. If they don't mean what they say, then what's the fucking point. And I know people do that. there's always that faggot using the same "reassuring" tone to say the same generic bullshit in every context applicable.
User avatar #135 - nustix (04/08/2014) [-]
If someone I don't know well says something nice I immediatly presume he/she is making fun of me.
User avatar #124 - Furubatsu (04/08/2014) [-]
Similar, except I'm also so cynical that i'll normally assume they want something from me, or are just making fun of me
User avatar #121 - lordmandy (04/08/2014) [-]
nice gif
#109 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
kil urself faget
User avatar #91 - shabadaka (04/08/2014) [-]
Well, I said it once and i'll say it again. Someone, somewhere in the world is currently masturbating to you.
#162 - shabadaka (04/08/2014) [-]
I'll just take my reds and leave. I'm so sorry.
User avatar #80 - tomahawkkit (04/08/2014) [-]
I always think they are saying it to make themselves feel better for helping someone
#57 - ahoi (04/08/2014) [-]
I couldn't have said it better myself
#34 - Zhuan (04/08/2014) [-]
This is the first time i've ever used this seriously.
#216 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
This might be my favorite gif of all time btw
#20 - thechosentroll (04/08/2014) [-]
HA HAA! Brothers in social ineptness!
User avatar #19 - drastronomy (04/08/2014) [-]
...whew...its not only me

whenever somone says "wow ur so smrt drastronomy" i feel like they are being passive aggressive or some shit
#21 - killerdeath (04/08/2014) [-]
Same thing for me. But I have something worse. First and so far the only time that I've had sex she said I did great, then broke up with me that same night to get back with her old boyfriend... that's when it started.
User avatar #398 - niggernazi (04/09/2014) [-]
nah she was just an unstable slut who only used you to relubricate her vagina to her ex boyfriend. you shouldnt listen to her, you should listen to your penis which craves an insane amount of vaginas
User avatar #386 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You probably did fine, but imo she was a mentally fucked up bitch.

She might've said that she "broke up" with her guy, but really it was just a fight, a random pause in which who wanted to cheat on him to get back at him for some reason. After she achieved her goal - which was fucking another guy Hate to bring this to you, but yes - you were the "another guy", not her supposed ex , she didn't need you anymore. Realised she prefers her ex or something and thus, dumped you the very next day.

Instead of putting to much thought to compliments you hear and what they could or couldn't mean, drop meaningless bullshit and start putting attention to the people around you and how you judge them. Because you clearly let too many things slip.
User avatar #387 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
..in which SHE wanted to cheat...* Sorry, I managed to write the wrong word somehow.
#453 - killerdeath (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm glad that I'm not with her anymore, she's having twins at 19.
User avatar #454 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You were never with her, don't you get it? She just wanted to bed someone other than her actual boyfriend. And the twins at 19 part - as I said, she had some brain issues imo ;P
#455 - killerdeath (04/09/2014) [-]
We had been dating for weeks before that...
User avatar #456 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You really, really, really should improve the way you look at people. That doesn't mean shit. If she dumped you the day after she bedded you, I am correct.
#18 - gisuar (04/08/2014) [-]
since i've been made fun of i almost (getting a little better) always assume they are trying to do that
#14 - fistefist (04/08/2014) [-]
You're looking good today, did something special with your hair?
User avatar #13 - extooso (04/08/2014) [-]
i like you now feel bad
#4 - swagloon (04/08/2014) [-]
You're too far gone. I honesty never thought being nice to someone could make them feel bad.
#313 - yuukoku (04/09/2014) [-]
I've gotten to the point where I don't really feel much one way or the other when I get a compliment.
#176 - applescryatnight (04/09/2014) [-]
sometimes when people are nice to me i think they are being sarcastic or setting up a plot to humiliate me. other times i think they are pointing out a flaw and want to make me feel better about it, or tell me about it if im unaware.

for example "oh hey, nice hair". at this point im thinking "aww shit. i didnt shower yesterday so my hair probably looks like shit so they are trying to make fun of me"
User avatar #384 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
Shower every day - never feel bad about your hair again.

For fucks sake, people, why do you intentionally complicate shit for yourselves?
#457 - applescryatnight (04/09/2014) [-]
sometimes i pull all nighters studying or doing projects and such.
dont have time to shower then.
User avatar #397 - niggernazi (04/09/2014) [-]
they are lost in the beta-zone forever
User avatar #48 - chrispoot (04/08/2014) [-]
That's the abstract society we live in today.
Everything is adapting it's own negative side-effect
#70 - I would find that attractive. I could look up for a kiss and l… 04/05/2014 on Top shelf +3
#31 - If you're excited by that, then prepare to cum bucket loads.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on threesomes +29
User avatar #32 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
Damn that is satisfying.
#29 - Not quite, the dream is to disappoint twins at the same time.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2014 on threesomes +25
#30 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh behave!
#31 - killerdeath (04/04/2014) [-]
If you're excited by that, then prepare to cum bucket loads.
User avatar #32 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
Damn that is satisfying.
#77 - **killerdeath rolled image ** lets see what I'll be fapping… 04/02/2014 on Points for Imagination. 0
#142 - Misty's eating something in that gif as well. 03/30/2014 on How I met a vegan 0
#25 - Picture 03/29/2014 on Voices +2
#153 - Mostly the spongebob "The" 03/28/2014 on Normal School Day vs.... +1
#30 - I'm a 280lb farm worker. Fucking hell the thought of a girl th… 03/25/2014 on female rapists from hell! 0
#12 - Nah desc. Acquire haunter, acquire Misty. 03/25/2014 on Quality Ash 3 +3
#63 - But remove the warning labels. 03/25/2014 on Title +2
#56 - Yeah, I think a lab rat has every right to lash out at it's co… 03/25/2014 on Vidya games in a nutshell 0
#37 - I work on a farm where they keep 6 geese because the owners wi… 03/25/2014 on gaming fo sho' 0
#4 - The real history moved to H2. 03/23/2014 on Mary Jane Holland 0
#6 - Relevant.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on (untitled) +12
User avatar #9 - itsdasp (03/23/2014) [-]
Fucking hell. Finally managed to stop laughing, and everything just hurts.
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#204 - killerdeath (12/31/2013) [-]
stickied by killerdeath
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
#210 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #209 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
can we trade
User avatar #194 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Lel that was a fast block
Welp Good conversation
#195 to #194 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
yep. Anything to do with me giving away his secret. Did you see my last comment?
#196 to #195 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha   
But, like I was going to say   
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha
But, like I was going to say
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
#197 to #196 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to say that it's original. I did come up with away to combat trolls though. If you see a troll, check his profile, If he is a negative level then thumb him. If he's at a positive level, thumb him down. If he's at at 0 level then just thumb accordingly to keep the comment at 0. If you cannot see his profile, then just thumb to keep the comment as close to 0 as possible. This will essentially nullify trolls.
User avatar #187 - iedd (12/19/2013) [-]
sell fj points?
User avatar #189 to #188 - iedd (12/20/2013) [-]
u hurt me
#190 to #189 - killerdeath (12/20/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #137 - smurtehmurph (08/12/2013) [-]
Listen, I get it you sell gems for 45 points, but i'm trying to quit with as many fj points as possible, so please fuck off.
#138 to #137 - killerdeath (08/12/2013) [-]
Just put them in the auction house if you're only looking for points.
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User avatar #110 - dinoraper (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man i just don't like selling tokens
#111 to #110 - killerdeath (08/11/2013) [-]
alright.
#106 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
would you be willing to trade 11 mecha keys for your 4 radioactive?
#108 to #107 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
also what would ya need for 3 plant keys?
#109 to #108 - killerdeath (08/10/2013) [-]
I like casino tokens.
User avatar #100 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
Its a lot of tin, and I'd like to buy it, but youre asking for too much :/
#101 to #100 - killerdeath (08/09/2013) [-]
Then make an offer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks a lot
User avatar #80 - malp (08/09/2013) [-]
accept my trade plz
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#53 to #52 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm also slowly going for the demonic blacksmithing badge. Sooo how much for demonic ore?
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#55 to #54 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
alright. Add that to the list.
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#57 to #56 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
You may want to advertize more.
#58 to #57 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #58 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a steady income of gems. I could make like 2 special gems right now.
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#32 to #31 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't cheat people.
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#34 to #33 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
It happens.
User avatar #29 - vincento ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't want it
and I'm hoarding potions
#30 to #29 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
Then send me a request if you want something.
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