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#4902236 - before you try to teach me more about this game, you might wan…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902263 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
before you try that, you might want to look at my collection.
#4902266 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I did look at your collection, mine is at least, 3 times bigger than yours.
#4902267 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
In number of items, anyway, we have about the same point value.
User avatar #4902268 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
are you nigger serious you better back the fuck off
#4902271 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
oh, my mistake, you only have 1/10th the point value.
User avatar #4902274 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
idc your items are still shitty
#4902275 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
bitch, the biggest item you got is a 10k dolan imp, I got 5 of those fuckers.
User avatar #4902285 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
wow so strong
#4902286 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
boor, much weak
User avatar #4902262 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
can i rape you in the butt
User avatar #4902261 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
oboy
#4902226 - so this **** ain't changed in months? damn.  [+] (13 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902228 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
And you can use this place to waste your points but i'd suggest strongly against doing so, because stuff there is overpriced, so if you ask about things before buying them that would be to your benefit
funnyjunk.com/item/auction
#4902236 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
before you try to teach me more about this game, you might want to look at my collection.
User avatar #4902263 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
before you try that, you might want to look at my collection.
#4902266 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I did look at your collection, mine is at least, 3 times bigger than yours.
#4902267 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
In number of items, anyway, we have about the same point value.
User avatar #4902268 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
are you nigger serious you better back the fuck off
#4902271 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
oh, my mistake, you only have 1/10th the point value.
User avatar #4902274 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
idc your items are still shitty
#4902275 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
bitch, the biggest item you got is a 10k dolan imp, I got 5 of those fuckers.
User avatar #4902285 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
wow so strong
#4902286 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
boor, much weak
User avatar #4902262 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
can i rape you in the butt
User avatar #4902261 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
oboy
#4902219 - then what's the real use for 130k points?  [+] (34 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902349 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Sell them to me!!
#4902351 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
that's going to cost you a lot of blow jobs and anal my friend.
User avatar #4902354 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
How do you think I got these points that I already have? O :
No but actually, would you sell them? I need more.
#4902356 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
you have 10 times the points I have, you don't really need more, but I could always use a blowjob and some anal, so it's your move.
User avatar #4902358 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I need them because I collect them.
And okay, when and where?
#4902365 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Ok, first off, I didn't plan on giving you the points because it took me a long time to get them and I'm not willing to part with them.
Second, You get sent me an offer for 130000 points and only offered up around 2500 points worth of items. You will never get my points, and you dishonor your family with your cheapness.
User avatar #4902366 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You thought that was a serious offer...?
Did you even read the description...?
I know what a fair offer is, but I was just messing around. I've been here longer than you. :|
#4902367 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I was playing the item game since before the reset, you little shit, I wouldn't even want to read the description after that shit offer.
User avatar #4902368 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Bahahah.
The trade was a joke.
I was here since day 1 bud.
I was in the top 3 for everything for months, but I stopped picking up stuff.
I have more points than you because I was here longer and collecting longer.
I actually put effort into the description and trade, if you just read it, you'd understand. ):
#4902369 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902359 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Maine, 40 years from now on this exact day, you will get them one week after I get all 13 blowjobs and 10 anal rounds.
User avatar #4902364 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You make me cry.
User avatar #4902227 - charizarddad (05/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/item/auction/price_per_item/asc/120/1/AH
Special AH items that cost a load of points. Unless you're playing this game they have no use.
User avatar #4902224 - lub (05/24/2014) [-]
buy itums in auction house, or trade itums with other users.
User avatar #4902222 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
Well once you get 200k you can use those with a scroll called demigod scroll to get the demigod, you keep the points
or you can gamble your points with things called gamblers with a low win chance and high risk losing chance
also you can use your points to buy items from other players plenty of players want points
#4902226 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
so this shit ain't changed in months? damn.
User avatar #4902228 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
And you can use this place to waste your points but i'd suggest strongly against doing so, because stuff there is overpriced, so if you ask about things before buying them that would be to your benefit
funnyjunk.com/item/auction
#4902236 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
before you try to teach me more about this game, you might want to look at my collection.
User avatar #4902263 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
before you try that, you might want to look at my collection.
#4902266 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I did look at your collection, mine is at least, 3 times bigger than yours.
#4902267 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
In number of items, anyway, we have about the same point value.
User avatar #4902268 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
are you nigger serious you better back the fuck off
#4902271 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
oh, my mistake, you only have 1/10th the point value.
User avatar #4902274 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
idc your items are still shitty
#4902275 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
bitch, the biggest item you got is a 10k dolan imp, I got 5 of those fuckers.
User avatar #4902285 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
wow so strong
#4902286 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
boor, much weak
User avatar #4902262 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
can i rape you in the butt
User avatar #4902261 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
oboy
#4902212 - Well I know that, I use to be into this game, I just thought t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902218 - xxbandwagonxx (05/24/2014) [-]
Rood
#4902210 - Are we able to use points to buy colored text. probably …  [+] (40 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4902217 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
no but this is the right place to ask that kinda shit
#4902219 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
then what's the real use for 130k points?
User avatar #4902349 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Sell them to me!!
#4902351 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
that's going to cost you a lot of blow jobs and anal my friend.
User avatar #4902354 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
How do you think I got these points that I already have? O :
No but actually, would you sell them? I need more.
#4902356 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
you have 10 times the points I have, you don't really need more, but I could always use a blowjob and some anal, so it's your move.
User avatar #4902358 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I need them because I collect them.
And okay, when and where?
#4902365 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Ok, first off, I didn't plan on giving you the points because it took me a long time to get them and I'm not willing to part with them.
Second, You get sent me an offer for 130000 points and only offered up around 2500 points worth of items. You will never get my points, and you dishonor your family with your cheapness.
User avatar #4902366 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You thought that was a serious offer...?
Did you even read the description...?
I know what a fair offer is, but I was just messing around. I've been here longer than you. :|
#4902367 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I was playing the item game since before the reset, you little shit, I wouldn't even want to read the description after that shit offer.
User avatar #4902368 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Bahahah.
The trade was a joke.
I was here since day 1 bud.
I was in the top 3 for everything for months, but I stopped picking up stuff.
I have more points than you because I was here longer and collecting longer.
I actually put effort into the description and trade, if you just read it, you'd understand. ):
#4902369 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't read it, I hope you cry for the loss of your work.
User avatar #4902371 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend! (:
And it said something like "Here are 13 eggs to give you a blowjob, 10 tube thingies to simulate anal, 1 fleshlight, and I even threw in a knife to crave the fleshlight out."
#4902374 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I already got an anal fleshlight, and a couple dozen 3 year old eggs in the fridge, You can give me nothing that I do not already have, HAHAHAHAHA. God my life is sad.
User avatar #4902377 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious or not anymore.
#4902380 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I've always been serious, always.
User avatar #4902381 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
Okay.
#4902359 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Maine, 40 years from now on this exact day, you will get them one week after I get all 13 blowjobs and 10 anal rounds.
User avatar #4902364 - jorgethemaster (05/24/2014) [-]
You make me cry.
User avatar #4902227 - charizarddad (05/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/item/auction/price_per_item/asc/120/1/AH
Special AH items that cost a load of points. Unless you're playing this game they have no use.
User avatar #4902224 - lub (05/24/2014) [-]
buy itums in auction house, or trade itums with other users.
User avatar #4902222 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
Well once you get 200k you can use those with a scroll called demigod scroll to get the demigod, you keep the points
or you can gamble your points with things called gamblers with a low win chance and high risk losing chance
also you can use your points to buy items from other players plenty of players want points
#4902226 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
so this shit ain't changed in months? damn.
User avatar #4902228 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
And you can use this place to waste your points but i'd suggest strongly against doing so, because stuff there is overpriced, so if you ask about things before buying them that would be to your benefit
funnyjunk.com/item/auction
#4902236 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
before you try to teach me more about this game, you might want to look at my collection.
User avatar #4902263 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
before you try that, you might want to look at my collection.
#4902266 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
I did look at your collection, mine is at least, 3 times bigger than yours.
#4902267 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
In number of items, anyway, we have about the same point value.
User avatar #4902268 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
are you nigger serious you better back the fuck off
#4902271 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
oh, my mistake, you only have 1/10th the point value.
User avatar #4902274 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
idc your items are still shitty
#4902275 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
bitch, the biggest item you got is a 10k dolan imp, I got 5 of those fuckers.
User avatar #4902285 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
wow so strong
#4902286 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
boor, much weak
User avatar #4902262 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
can i rape you in the butt
User avatar #4902261 - boor (05/24/2014) [-]
oboy
User avatar #4902213 - charizarddad (05/24/2014) [-]
no you cant
text changing items are untradable as well
User avatar #4902211 - xxbandwagonxx (05/24/2014) [-]
No but in the AH you can buy stuff
#4902212 - killerdeath (05/24/2014) [-]
Well I know that, I use to be into this game, I just thought there was finally a use for the points.
User avatar #4902218 - xxbandwagonxx (05/24/2014) [-]
Rood
#25 - Relevant. 05/20/2014 on let's kiss +2
#45 - So you create them, then spread them. 05/20/2014 on black people +4
#41 - When I'm actually downloading something I get 150KB/s, max. 05/19/2014 on Today CC was not a fag. 0
#67 - I refuse to watch the show just because the fans are so …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Please, can someone do this... 0
User avatar #103 - chimpaflimp (05/17/2014) [-]
The show itself is good. Just don't watch any episodes which were written by Steven Moffat.
User avatar #68 - gibroner (05/16/2014) [-]
For a long time I was exactly like that. Then one night I was looking through netflix for something to watch and saw it and figured what the hell I'll watch at least a couple episodes to see what the hype's about and I enjoyed it so I watched them all. But I still tend to not be too forthcoming with that info to avoid being associated with the annoying ass fans that won't shut the fuck up about it.
#79 - Those are both the best case scenario's. 05/16/2014 on Oh no.. +1
#39 - We mock retards here, not become them. 05/13/2014 on Finding Emo +1
#50 - When he fell that babies would get crushed.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on baby sheild +7
User avatar #52 - hourlyb (05/11/2014) [-]
Catch.
#64 - If he does it again, send him a blue waffle picture from googl… 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut +3
#48 - I thought this was a hose penis, but I thinks it's just the fo… 05/11/2014 on Where To Properly Pet Animals +6
#47 - I thought that was a foot using a snake as a high heel.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Where To Properly Pet Animals +16
User avatar #98 - badboywantsu (05/11/2014) [-]
you read my mind, i thought it was some kind of shoe where when you step the tongue comes out that would look cool
#279 - I like the names. That fallout 3 quote "I am alpha and om… 05/08/2014 on Good news everyone! 0
#58 - Both. What kind of person do you think I am? I will not tolera… 05/07/2014 on Fox n' Friends 0
#10 - Recently I saw a cat and a fox in a field as a drove past, I s…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Fox n' Friends +26
#37 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
"chased the cat fox"

Well, which?
#93 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
He's referring to later events when the two somehow had a baby.
#58 - killerdeath (05/07/2014) [-]
Both. What kind of person do you think I am? I will not tolerate unregistered wildlife squatting in some poor mans field without paying rent.
#4 - up. 05/05/2014 on (untitled) +5
#79 - I know I just finished the fight earlier today. Forg… 05/05/2014 on Prank.exe 0
#56 - I know exact who this is. It took me 45 minutes to beat her in…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Prank.exe +4
User avatar #78 - sladee (05/05/2014) [-]
That fight was hard.
And so was i
#114 - cedarsacademy (05/05/2014) [-]
#79 - killerdeath (05/05/2014) [-]
I know I just finished the fight earlier today.
Forgive me, but it's the only fight so far that I've set it down to normal difficulty.
User avatar #60 - Mward (05/05/2014) [-]
It took me 45 minutes before I wanted to try and beat her.
#32 - The guy who invented them gets like 5 cents or something for e…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on That's Good +2
User avatar #36 - kanatana (05/02/2014) [-]
... That is a fucktonne of money.
#156 - Moon sized diamond huh? I can give you about 10 dollars and 5 … 05/02/2014 on Random Fact Comp 16 +39
#6 - I use a mac for school work, and a pc for gaming. What's wrong…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#13 - klefenz (05/02/2014) [-]
That Mac sucks, thats it
#25 - The car looks like an Asian beaver. 04/29/2014 on Amazing Car Rebuild! +95
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#204 - killerdeath (12/31/2013) [-]
stickied by killerdeath
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
#210 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #209 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
can we trade
User avatar #194 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Lel that was a fast block
Welp Good conversation
#195 to #194 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
yep. Anything to do with me giving away his secret. Did you see my last comment?
#196 to #195 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha   
But, like I was going to say   
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha
But, like I was going to say
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
#197 to #196 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to say that it's original. I did come up with away to combat trolls though. If you see a troll, check his profile, If he is a negative level then thumb him. If he's at a positive level, thumb him down. If he's at at 0 level then just thumb accordingly to keep the comment at 0. If you cannot see his profile, then just thumb to keep the comment as close to 0 as possible. This will essentially nullify trolls.
User avatar #187 - iedd (12/19/2013) [-]
sell fj points?
User avatar #189 to #188 - iedd (12/20/2013) [-]
u hurt me
#190 to #189 - killerdeath (12/20/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #137 - smurtehmurph (08/12/2013) [-]
Listen, I get it you sell gems for 45 points, but i'm trying to quit with as many fj points as possible, so please **** off.
#138 to #137 - killerdeath (08/12/2013) [-]
Just put them in the auction house if you're only looking for points.
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User avatar #110 - dinoraper (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man i just don't like selling tokens
#111 to #110 - killerdeath (08/11/2013) [-]
alright.
#106 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
would you be willing to trade 11 mecha keys for your 4 radioactive?
#108 to #107 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
also what would ya need for 3 plant keys?
#109 to #108 - killerdeath (08/10/2013) [-]
I like casino tokens.
User avatar #100 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
Its a lot of tin, and I'd like to buy it, but youre asking for too much :/
#101 to #100 - killerdeath (08/09/2013) [-]
Then make an offer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks a lot
User avatar #80 - malp (08/09/2013) [-]
accept my trade plz
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#53 to #52 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm also slowly going for the demonic blacksmithing badge. Sooo how much for demonic ore?
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#55 to #54 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
alright. Add that to the list.
#56 to #55 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #56 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
You may want to advertize more.
#58 to #57 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #58 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a steady income of gems. I could make like 2 special gems right now.
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#32 to #31 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't cheat people.
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#34 to #33 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
It happens.
User avatar #29 - vincento (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't want it
and I'm hoarding potions
#30 to #29 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
Then send me a request if you want something.
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