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Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
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#39 - Oh, of course you are, you know everything.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Life Hacks -1
User avatar #40 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
see? I told you
#37 - Hmph, know it all.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Life Hacks -2
User avatar #38 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm aware
#39 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh, of course you are, you know everything.
User avatar #40 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
see? I told you
#35 - Well fine, explain why this seems to make people cum bucket loads.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Life Hacks -1
User avatar #36 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
People like it when things they do work
#37 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Hmph, know it all.
User avatar #38 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm aware
#39 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh, of course you are, you know everything.
User avatar #40 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
see? I told you
#33 - You win this round Mr. has all the answers, but I'll be back.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Life Hacks +1
User avatar #34 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
You don't want to be. It sucks being right all the time. People think you're a pretentious dick just because you know more than them (see?)
User avatar #101 - tkuja (04/25/2014) [-]
chowder

or

chowder
#35 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Well fine, explain why this seems to make people cum bucket loads.
User avatar #36 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
People like it when things they do work
#37 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Hmph, know it all.
User avatar #38 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm aware
#39 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh, of course you are, you know everything.
User avatar #40 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
see? I told you
#30 - but it would be too hot to hold...  [+] (11 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Life Hacks 0
#43 - watshisface (04/25/2014) [-]
no, sorry that myth is straight bullshit. the metal absorbs closs to zero percent of the microwaves

the onlytime silverware gets hot is thro conduction from like soups and stuff
User avatar #31 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
oven mitt
#33 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
You win this round Mr. has all the answers, but I'll be back.
User avatar #34 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
You don't want to be. It sucks being right all the time. People think you're a pretentious dick just because you know more than them (see?)
User avatar #101 - tkuja (04/25/2014) [-]
chowder

or

chowder
#35 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Well fine, explain why this seems to make people cum bucket loads.
User avatar #36 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
People like it when things they do work
#37 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Hmph, know it all.
User avatar #38 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm aware
#39 - killerdeath (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh, of course you are, you know everything.
User avatar #40 - wellimnotsure (04/25/2014) [-]
see? I told you
#20 - You mean that guy from the GTA5 cartoons. How's that on pc btw.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on PS4 vs Xbox One vs PC 0
User avatar #39 - ragdollomg (04/22/2014) [-]
gta 5 got boring as soon as i completed it, deathwish
GTA online is nothing other then a giant grind
and isn't gta 5 coming to pc this this year?
but i don't blame them for keeping it back for so long since they need to put in higher res textures for the pc release, not like those lego textures in the console release.
User avatar #94 - usarmyexplain (04/22/2014) [-]
They also need to put in support for 64-bit operating systems, high spec graphics cards, multi-core processors, and solid state drives. It takes a while to do these things, it's like strapping dodge viper engine into a mini cooper.
#18 - That thing gets me more thumbs than is reasonable. 04/22/2014 on It's funny because racism +5
#14 - Don't worry, I just posted it.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on It's funny because racism +19
User avatar #17 - lolzordz (04/22/2014) [-]
motherfukken saved
#18 - killerdeath (04/22/2014) [-]
That thing gets me more thumbs than is reasonable.
#13 - Fitting perfectly huh?  [+] (17 new replies) 04/22/2014 on It's funny because racism +161
#47 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
I honestly don't see why this is so satisfying to so many of you. I get no satisfaction from this gif at all
#43 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
I can hear the "csssssssssss" as the objects are falling!
User avatar #41 - cocoman (04/22/2014) [-]
+92 and 13 favs.
Welcome to the magical world of autism.
No h8, I love it.
User avatar #42 - broswagonist (04/22/2014) [-]
Accurate reference to autism.

Thumb for you.
#36 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
oh god that last one, you'll never get that out again....
User avatar #48 - lamarisagoodname (04/22/2014) [-]
if it was able to slide in by gravity alone then it should be pretty easy to pull out
User avatar #34 - breezykun (04/22/2014) [-]
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #26 - vohcaz (04/22/2014) [-]
That can is one of the best fizzy drinks ever made. It's basically pure fruit juice with bubbles and sugar, but it tastes so much better than cola, sprite, etc.
User avatar #49 - idelki (04/22/2014) [-]
Name of it? I can't tell from the gif.
User avatar #51 - vohcaz (04/22/2014) [-]
san pellegrino i believe. I don't know where it's available, it's possible that it's only in Europe. It's an italian company, and i've only seen them on shelves in the EU. They are a lot more expensive than normal drinks(at least where i live), but worth it imo. They also make mineral water and stuff but i can't speak for that.
#52 - idelki (04/22/2014) [-]
Thank you. I'll have to keep an eye out for it whenever I'm anywhere.
#54 - vohcaz (04/22/2014) [-]
I can recommend this version the most, but they're all great. There's also a better picture so you know what you're looking for.
User avatar #29 - gitanisme (04/22/2014) [-]
Definetely.
User avatar #22 - boocraft (04/22/2014) [-]
OCDgasm
User avatar #21 - iamundecided (04/22/2014) [-]
I've never been more at peace in my life.
#20 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#16 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
#47 - Mikakunin de Shinkoukei 04/21/2014 on A amusing game for FJ 0
#3 - I think they're freckles sense she has them on her cheeks as well.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Wait ! Doesn't that mean he... +9
#9 - dontquotemeonthis (04/21/2014) [-]
Touche
#89 - Draw Napoleon spooning Hitler, while riding Genghis Khan like a horse.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Bored Drawfag Here +1
#204 - ibinoth (06/22/2014) [-]
#210 - killerdeath (06/22/2014) [-]
I don't know why you posted this now, but thank you. I love it.
User avatar #211 - ibinoth (06/23/2014) [-]
Basically I'm working my way up the list. There's a lot to draw, hence the wait time of....... 2 months!
Glad you like it tho'!
#5 - I heard it. 04/20/2014 on Game Boy +18
#43 - Woman: Had, honey. You had a sister.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on How does she keep missing? -11
#46 - sympathyforme (04/19/2014) [-]
That joke didn't need a third line son.
#15 - Explain his shirt then.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Easter Miracle. +1
User avatar #33 - sonicschall (04/19/2014) [-]
Maybe the artist was just lazy?
User avatar #27 - finblob (04/19/2014) [-]
different lighting..?
#19 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
different lighting?
#153 - OR we just don't thumb at all, did you think about that?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Creepy +1
#181 - nemecyst (04/19/2014) [-]
Futurama - I Have No Strong Feelings One Way or the Other

Just keep the nigga at 0 thumbs.
User avatar #154 - AlanbalMIT (04/19/2014) [-]
no, we must make a choice
#7 - if that scam thing didn't says "Now it has" I would … 04/18/2014 on Check +2
#186 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on does whatever he wants +6
#271 - wutda (04/16/2014) [-]
SHUT THE FUCK UP, I AM TRYING TO FAP HERE
#345 - krevlick (04/17/2014) [-]
#347 - wutda (04/17/2014) [-]
Off to fap cave
#139 - I've been there too, I'll keep to my Maine woods and leave the…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on "Wifi included 0
User avatar #244 - lafuriaroja (04/18/2014) [-]
If you live in the right neighborhood it can be pretty relaxed
User avatar #150 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I love alone time, but the fast pace there is so awesome. Maybe it was just because I had a small dose.
#136 - *Unlucky  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on "Wifi included +2
User avatar #138 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2014) [-]
I've been and once you look past all the expensive shit, it's pretty damn awesome
#139 - killerdeath (04/16/2014) [-]
I've been there too, I'll keep to my Maine woods and leave the busy stuff up to you people.
User avatar #244 - lafuriaroja (04/18/2014) [-]
If you live in the right neighborhood it can be pretty relaxed
User avatar #150 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I love alone time, but the fast pace there is so awesome. Maybe it was just because I had a small dose.
#135 - Come to Maine. It only takes 20 minutes to get the a grocery store. 04/16/2014 on "Wifi included 0
#13 - My first thought when scrolling was "Is this a new awesom… 04/15/2014 on Smooth as ass cheeks 0
#22 - I cant remember my fathers voice anymore... it's been about two years. 04/15/2014 on I miss him 0
#8 - Here, have something just as good.  [+] (14 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Will it fit? +105
#45 - megakillerx (04/16/2014) [-]
#38 - riayl (04/15/2014) [-]
#37 - munyman (04/15/2014) [-]
That gif is just. NNNGHHH
User avatar #34 - chrispoot (04/15/2014) [-]
sciencexplain what parts of the brain are affected by these kinds of imageries, also, why does our brain act in such a way that it finds this being pleasureable to watch?
User avatar #50 - psychexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
(Ombra here) It has to do with an increase in your serotonin and dopamine secretion. The human psyche likes it when everything falls into place and is perfect. It has to do with our routine attention to perfection, as that has always been the basis of our survival in life. Through archetypes (A theory proposed by Psychologist Carl Jung) we inherit these thoughts and psychological activities from our ancestors. That's why most people feel the same way when we see things like this.

As per parts of the brain, it's not really a part of the brain as EVERYTHING can secrete serotonin or dopamine. Primarily though, it is secreted by (As it is a neurotransmitter) neurons and nerve cells.
User avatar #51 - chrispoot (04/17/2014) [-]
Interesting.. Thank you for the explaination!
User avatar #49 - sciencexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
Psychexplain would be able to tell you that better. I'm not sure about a topic such as this. My main is Chemistry.
User avatar #32 - xxjmacxx (04/15/2014) [-]
I have the weirdest boner right now
#31 - fukkentyranitar (04/15/2014) [-]
hhhhnnnngghhh
User avatar #30 - blehehe (04/15/2014) [-]
There's a whole tumblr for this kind of stuff
thingsfittingperfectlyintothings.tumblr.com/
#27 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Oh yeah thats the stuff
#26 - niggernazi (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - teratorn (04/15/2014) [-]
That was orgasmic.
User avatar #14 - popnotes (04/15/2014) [-]
This gif makes me cum buckets
#26 - Here. 04/15/2014 on I'll take 2 0
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#204 - killerdeath (12/31/2013) [-]
stickied by killerdeath
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
User avatar #209 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
can we trade
User avatar #194 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Lel that was a fast block
Welp Good conversation
#195 to #194 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
yep. Anything to do with me giving away his secret. Did you see my last comment?
#196 to #195 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha   
But, like I was going to say   
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha
But, like I was going to say
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
#197 to #196 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to say that it's original. I did come up with away to combat trolls though. If you see a troll, check his profile, If he is a negative level then thumb him. If he's at a positive level, thumb him down. If he's at at 0 level then just thumb accordingly to keep the comment at 0. If you cannot see his profile, then just thumb to keep the comment as close to 0 as possible. This will essentially nullify trolls.
User avatar #187 - iedd (12/19/2013) [-]
sell fj points?
User avatar #189 to #188 - iedd (12/20/2013) [-]
u hurt me
#190 to #189 - killerdeath (12/20/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #137 - smurtehmurph (08/12/2013) [-]
Listen, I get it you sell gems for 45 points, but i'm trying to quit with as many fj points as possible, so please fuck off.
#138 to #137 - killerdeath (08/12/2013) [-]
Just put them in the auction house if you're only looking for points.
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User avatar #110 - dinoraper (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man i just don't like selling tokens
#111 to #110 - killerdeath (08/11/2013) [-]
alright.
#106 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
would you be willing to trade 11 mecha keys for your 4 radioactive?
#108 to #107 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
also what would ya need for 3 plant keys?
#109 to #108 - killerdeath (08/10/2013) [-]
I like casino tokens.
User avatar #100 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
Its a lot of tin, and I'd like to buy it, but youre asking for too much :/
#101 to #100 - killerdeath (08/09/2013) [-]
Then make an offer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks a lot
User avatar #80 - malp (08/09/2013) [-]
accept my trade plz
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#53 to #52 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm also slowly going for the demonic blacksmithing badge. Sooo how much for demonic ore?
#54 to #53 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#55 to #54 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
alright. Add that to the list.
#56 to #55 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #56 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
You may want to advertize more.
#58 to #57 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #58 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a steady income of gems. I could make like 2 special gems right now.
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#32 to #31 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't cheat people.
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#34 to #33 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
It happens.
User avatar #29 - vincento ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't want it
and I'm hoarding potions
#30 to #29 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
Then send me a request if you want something.
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