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- That middle guy's not the brightest.
Mlem the lizard
- Lets face it, if there's evidence of magic in this world, it i…
Random fact comp. #77
- Hey, got to watch some TV.
Brain on autopilot: FJ edition
- Thank you, everyone always blames the man that the woman is ch…
Husband came home early.
I actually agree with you with all joked aside
Context is key in all of this really
For all we know he could have wandered in there with her piss drink and not even know where he is or what he did till he's getting punched awake and being told to hang out the window
They both deserve it. If you've reached the point where you're screwing a married woman in the couple's own home you can't say you didn't know she was married.
Inherited the house from family? You can't just assume the person knows. The whore is in the wrong primarily.
Well to be honest I would probably push him off either way of I was that poor fuck
Of course I have a slow to build but rather extreme temper
But if I found later on and found out the guy had no clue he was cucking me I'd probably get the details from him for the divorce
And probably a few drinks to ease the process over
And then you'd be imprisoned. Marital affairs don't justify murder.
Did I ever say they Did?
I just said I have one hell of a temper that usually builds up slowly
But if I met him later on and knew he completely had no idea I existed when he cucked me I'd be relatively fine
But not at him
"Well to be honest I would probably push him off either way"
Never take the asvab because you'd fail the reading comprehension
That was talking in the moment you mongol
Hence the part about my temper
But if it was LATER ON (all caps so even a 5 year old could figure this out) then I would be fine
But IN THE MOMENT I would push him off no matter what if I came home and found my wife naked and a dude hanging out of my window
See if you can figure it out now
- I've noticed that too, we need to bring grammar/spelling nazism back.
I stated this a couple days ago and got thumbed down. Did it on Reddit too, mixed reviews.
I don't understand what is happening, but it's almost like non-native English speakers are stirring the pot with controversial US topics, just to rile up the shit storm.
- **killerdeath used "*roll picture*"** **killerdeath rolled …
- Then why did you comment?
He's a good boy, josuke
- My level drain was perma, but i've already worked my way up to 40.
Nice try, asshole.
- I feel you bro, but idk how it's that bad for you, i've made 5…
Nice try, asshole.
I made the mistake of running over a hacker who was spawning clones of himself, and he siphoned my XP to -1 billion, or something fucking ridiculous. I noticed before it went too far down, and just quit the game. When I relaunched, it held me at level 1 for about a minute, before resetting me to 108. Fucked, but thankfully not permanent.
My level drain was perma, but i've already worked my way up to 40.
- It's a perfect plan, have a kink so far from the norm that peo…
Satosami he's talkin bout you boi
What are you doing, dont summon him
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