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Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
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#153 - I think we all would, or rather, she would smash us.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on The Hulk Facts +2
User avatar #179 - propanex (03/14/2014) [-]
To smash or be smashed. That is the question.
#3 - Did I ******* stutter? 03/13/2014 on (untitled) +11
#15 - I would **** Toph without a second thought.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Age is just a number +4
User avatar #25 - hellomynameisbill (03/13/2014) [-]
This is Tenzin's daughter. Aang's granddaughter
#32 - quiescat (03/13/2014) [-]
pretty sure that is in fact Ty lee
from the fire nation beach right before they find out Aangs not really dead after his defeat in the earth kingdom

avatar.wikia.com/wiki/Ty_Lee
User avatar #34 - hellomynameisbill (03/13/2014) [-]
Either way, it's definitely not toph
#51 - sammichconsumer (03/13/2014) [-]
He wasn't talking about the girl in the pic, he was just stating that he would fuck Toph.
#5 - Ah, I guess I haven't gotten that far yet. 03/12/2014 on title 0
#8 - I'd say so. It much better than a hand, and it even comes with…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Top of the line +11
#50 - solideogloria (03/13/2014) [-]
Is your life sad?
User avatar #108 - ciacheczko (03/13/2014) [-]
Why sad life? You preserve your knives by sharpening them, you clean your house, wash clothes in supposedly recommended conditions - then why not take care of a fleshlight? It's an item like any other.
#115 - solideogloria (03/13/2014) [-]
I wasn't referring to his recurrent cleaning of the fleshlight; that makes perfect sense. If I had one I would clean it after every use, so as not to render it useless a couple of weeks hence.

I was referring to the fact that he possess said fleshlight in the first place. There's nothing wrong with it, obviously, but it is kind of an index of a sad life.
User avatar #116 - ciacheczko (03/13/2014) [-]
Not really. Even people in relationships can have vibrators or fleshlights and there's nothing wrong about it. When you gotta go, you gotta go, sometimes even great amounts of intercourse can't help it.
#117 - solideogloria (03/13/2014) [-]
I agree with you, brethren or sistren (or whatever). This is why I took up the interrogative mode when typing the comment. I wanted to know whether his life was sad or not, I wasn't telling him it was.
#63 - aerosol (03/13/2014) [-]
I love how that sounded like a legit question instead of an insult
#114 - solideogloria (03/13/2014) [-]
Nonchalance is an art, my friend.
#53 - anonymous (03/13/2014) [-]
Hey, if you're gonna use the thing, might as well keep it reusable. I see no problem with that.
#54 - solideogloria (03/13/2014) [-]
I agree.
#2 - I'm on episode 589 right now, and I'm just wondering if Buggy …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on title 0
User avatar #4 - Bazleboy (03/12/2014) [-]
Not sure about "respectable", being up to date all we know is he's a warlord, I think it's a safe bet it's a sheer fluke from him convincing everyone he's powerful at the War of the Best.
#5 - killerdeath (03/12/2014) [-]
Ah, I guess I haven't gotten that far yet.
#4 - I have a fleshlight, and if anyone ever called me a sick perve…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Top of the line +87
User avatar #18 - chuca (03/12/2014) [-]
as long as you don't name it, or watch kids playing outside while using it
User avatar #10 - fargthree (03/12/2014) [-]
However, if you have both a dildo and a fleshlight and masturbate while mashing them together, then you're probably a pervert.
User avatar #72 - mrselfdestruct (03/13/2014) [-]
imagine jamming a vibrator into your urethra and turning it on.
The thought makes my dick feel fear.
#15 - twiztidxson (03/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - gandalfthered (03/12/2014) [-]
i've always wondered if its worth the purchase. is it?
#8 - killerdeath (03/12/2014) [-]
I'd say so. It much better than a hand, and it even comes with a couple samples of lube. I can recommend their lube as well.

The only thing that I can really tell you is that to keep it in good shape it requires something called rejuvenation powder. It's over priced. Don't buy it. On the site it even says that it's just corn starch. Just buy a box of it at a grocery store or something. After each use just put some powder on the surfaces and the inside. It will keep it from deteriorating.
#50 - solideogloria (03/13/2014) [-]
Is your life sad?
User avatar #108 - ciacheczko (03/13/2014) [-]
Why sad life? You preserve your knives by sharpening them, you clean your house, wash clothes in supposedly recommended conditions - then why not take care of a fleshlight? It's an item like any other.
#115 - solideogloria (03/13/2014) [-]
I wasn't referring to his recurrent cleaning of the fleshlight; that makes perfect sense. If I had one I would clean it after every use, so as not to render it useless a couple of weeks hence.

I was referring to the fact that he possess said fleshlight in the first place. There's nothing wrong with it, obviously, but it is kind of an index of a sad life.
User avatar #116 - ciacheczko (03/13/2014) [-]
Not really. Even people in relationships can have vibrators or fleshlights and there's nothing wrong about it. When you gotta go, you gotta go, sometimes even great amounts of intercourse can't help it.
#117 - solideogloria (03/13/2014) [-]
I agree with you, brethren or sistren (or whatever). This is why I took up the interrogative mode when typing the comment. I wanted to know whether his life was sad or not, I wasn't telling him it was.
#63 - aerosol (03/13/2014) [-]
I love how that sounded like a legit question instead of an insult
#114 - solideogloria (03/13/2014) [-]
Nonchalance is an art, my friend.
#53 - anonymous (03/13/2014) [-]
Hey, if you're gonna use the thing, might as well keep it reusable. I see no problem with that.
#54 - solideogloria (03/13/2014) [-]
I agree.
#9 - This just keeps being relevant. It's terrible.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/12/2014 on The effect of fedoras +193
User avatar #78 - anusholeboner (03/13/2014) [-]
My god, that is horrifying.
#26 - flutterway (03/12/2014) [-]
#18 - sienimies (03/12/2014) [-]
That's kinda disturbing
#28 - flutterway (03/12/2014) [-]
It's not the fedora's fault.
User avatar #108 - notstill (03/13/2014) [-]
Is that his glans in his belt line?
#89 - Javapenguin (03/13/2014) [-]
#20 - pettdavids (03/12/2014) [-]
It is VERY disturbing and there's all the reason to love it
#15 - theacespecialist (03/12/2014) [-]
I have never once seen any of this be relevant. I wish I knew where and how it started, shit seemed to crop up overnight.
#20 - I think women are kinda lucky. There are so many penis shaped …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on The Irish Quandry +2
#59 - StickyTissueLoLz (03/13/2014) [-]
This warrants a "things you can put ur dick in" thread.
User avatar #86 - kingofthenoobs (03/13/2014) [-]
No it does not.
User avatar #35 - amata (03/12/2014) [-]
You just have the wrong attitude, that's all. I once fucked a lava lamp to the sound of Gaye's "Sexual Healing". Shit was the grooviest experience of my life, and all it took was a little out-of-the-box thinking and a can-do attitude.
#11 - Lets watch this play out. Not that you have a choice. 03/12/2014 on One Day... 0
#6 - They really need rear windows in planes. 03/12/2014 on (untitled) 0
#3 - I do get the message of the quote, but I don't like when peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Good stuff to remember 0
#51 - somberzeus (03/13/2014) [-]
Just do it. Fully commit and shut him down.
#14 - The ice would have melted in a different way if this was true.… 03/12/2014 on But how -1
#482 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Post Yer Desktop +1
#8 - It's nap time children. 03/11/2014 on We are together 0
#7 - **killerdeath rolls 1** Should a take a nap, when I should b…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on We are together 0
#8 - killerdeath (03/11/2014) [-]
It's nap time children.
#74 - During the 2 year break I think the boy calls him pervert man … 03/11/2014 on I think I know where this... +1
#72 - Don't forget that Franky will respond to be called a pervert, …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on I think I know where this... 0
User avatar #73 - dyalibya (03/11/2014) [-]
Yeah , I do remember brook , Totally forgot about franky , His introduction seems like a long time ago
#74 - killerdeath (03/11/2014) [-]
During the 2 year break I think the boy calls him pervert man or something like that.
#17 - Same... last time I saw this someone did come to mind, but not now. 03/11/2014 on psychological faqs +3
#5 - Still not as fun as motor boating in motor boar. 03/11/2014 on Because, money +4
#187 - Come join us, faggot. 03/11/2014 on The FJ community is... +1
#66 - Probably not. He just doesn't care about anything that isn't t…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2014 on I think I know where this... +1
User avatar #71 - dyalibya (03/11/2014) [-]
To be honest sexuiality is underplayed in the one piece universe , We are only briefly reminded by Sanji once in a while
#72 - killerdeath (03/11/2014) [-]
Don't forget that Franky will respond to be called a pervert, and brook constantly asks to see their panties.
User avatar #73 - dyalibya (03/11/2014) [-]
Yeah , I do remember brook , Totally forgot about franky , His introduction seems like a long time ago
#74 - killerdeath (03/11/2014) [-]
During the 2 year break I think the boy calls him pervert man or something like that.
#36 - It would if it was anyone but Luffy. He doesn't consider tits …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/11/2014 on I think I know where this... 0
User avatar #64 - dyalibya (03/11/2014) [-]
So ..... Luffy is gay ?
User avatar #69 - bocatadesesos (03/11/2014) [-]
asexual
User avatar #70 - dyalibya (03/11/2014) [-]
Yeah , thats uncommon , but more likely , Since he didn't try to get on with any of the male crew

#66 - killerdeath (03/11/2014) [-]
Probably not. He just doesn't care about anything that isn't the one piece, or at least awesome.
User avatar #71 - dyalibya (03/11/2014) [-]
To be honest sexuiality is underplayed in the one piece universe , We are only briefly reminded by Sanji once in a while
#72 - killerdeath (03/11/2014) [-]
Don't forget that Franky will respond to be called a pervert, and brook constantly asks to see their panties.
User avatar #73 - dyalibya (03/11/2014) [-]
Yeah , I do remember brook , Totally forgot about franky , His introduction seems like a long time ago
#74 - killerdeath (03/11/2014) [-]
During the 2 year break I think the boy calls him pervert man or something like that.
#39 - I did that on one play though. I honestly go bored and dropped…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Types of Skyrim Packrats 0
User avatar #44 - emmarayne (03/11/2014) [-]
i was so bored once that i dropped all my gold individually, over 80,000 took forever but i looked damn rich
#263 - Picture 03/11/2014 on I'm not a judgemental... +3
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#204 - killerdeath (12/31/2013) [-]
stickied by killerdeath
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
User avatar #209 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
can we trade
User avatar #194 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Lel that was a fast block
Welp Good conversation
#195 to #194 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
yep. Anything to do with me giving away his secret. Did you see my last comment?
#196 to #195 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha   
But, like I was going to say   
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha
But, like I was going to say
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
#197 to #196 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to say that it's original. I did come up with away to combat trolls though. If you see a troll, check his profile, If he is a negative level then thumb him. If he's at a positive level, thumb him down. If he's at at 0 level then just thumb accordingly to keep the comment at 0. If you cannot see his profile, then just thumb to keep the comment as close to 0 as possible. This will essentially nullify trolls.
User avatar #187 - iedd (12/19/2013) [-]
sell fj points?
User avatar #189 to #188 - iedd (12/20/2013) [-]
u hurt me
#190 to #189 - killerdeath (12/20/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #137 - smurtehmurph (08/12/2013) [-]
Listen, I get it you sell gems for 45 points, but i'm trying to quit with as many fj points as possible, so please **** off.
#138 to #137 - killerdeath (08/12/2013) [-]
Just put them in the auction house if you're only looking for points.
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User avatar #110 - dinoraper (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man i just don't like selling tokens
#111 to #110 - killerdeath (08/11/2013) [-]
alright.
#106 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
would you be willing to trade 11 mecha keys for your 4 radioactive?
#108 to #107 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
also what would ya need for 3 plant keys?
#109 to #108 - killerdeath (08/10/2013) [-]
I like casino tokens.
User avatar #100 - Sasher ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Its a lot of tin, and I'd like to buy it, but youre asking for too much :/
#101 to #100 - killerdeath (08/09/2013) [-]
Then make an offer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Sasher ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks a lot
User avatar #80 - malp (08/09/2013) [-]
accept my trade plz
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#53 to #52 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm also slowly going for the demonic blacksmithing badge. Sooo how much for demonic ore?
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#55 to #54 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
alright. Add that to the list.
#56 to #55 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #56 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
You may want to advertize more.
#58 to #57 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #58 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a steady income of gems. I could make like 2 special gems right now.
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#32 to #31 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't cheat people.
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#34 to #33 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
It happens.
User avatar #29 - vincento (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't want it
and I'm hoarding potions
#30 to #29 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
Then send me a request if you want something.
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