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Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#1943
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Level 156 Content: Faptastic → Level 157 Content: Faptastic
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#3 - I think they're freckles sense she has them on her cheeks as well.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Wait ! Doesn't that mean he... +9
#9 - dontquotemeonthis (04/21/2014) [-]
Touche
#89 - Draw Napoleon spooning Hitler, while riding Genghis Khan like a horse.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Bored Drawfag Here +1
#204 - ibinoth (06/22/2014) [-]
#210 - killerdeath (06/22/2014) [-]
I don't know why you posted this now, but thank you. I love it.
User avatar #211 - ibinoth (06/23/2014) [-]
Basically I'm working my way up the list. There's a lot to draw, hence the wait time of....... 2 months!
Glad you like it tho'!
#5 - I heard it. 04/20/2014 on Game Boy +18
#43 - Woman: Had, honey. You had a sister.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on How does she keep missing? -11
#46 - sympathyforme (04/19/2014) [-]
That joke didn't need a third line son.
#15 - Explain his shirt then.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Easter Miracle. +1
User avatar #33 - sonicschall (04/19/2014) [-]
Maybe the artist was just lazy?
User avatar #27 - finblob (04/19/2014) [-]
different lighting..?
#19 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
different lighting?
#153 - OR we just don't thumb at all, did you think about that?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Creepy +1
#181 - nemecyst (04/19/2014) [-]
Futurama - I Have No Strong Feelings One Way or the Other

Just keep the nigga at 0 thumbs.
User avatar #154 - AlanbalMIT (04/19/2014) [-]
no, we must make a choice
#7 - if that scam thing didn't says "Now it has" I would … 04/18/2014 on Check +2
#186 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on does whatever he wants +6
#271 - wutda (04/16/2014) [-]
SHUT THE FUCK UP, I AM TRYING TO FAP HERE
#345 - krevlick (04/17/2014) [-]
#347 - wutda (04/17/2014) [-]
Off to fap cave
#139 - I've been there too, I'll keep to my Maine woods and leave the…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on "Wifi included 0
User avatar #244 - lafuriaroja (04/18/2014) [-]
If you live in the right neighborhood it can be pretty relaxed
User avatar #150 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I love alone time, but the fast pace there is so awesome. Maybe it was just because I had a small dose.
#136 - *Unlucky  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on "Wifi included +2
User avatar #138 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2014) [-]
I've been and once you look past all the expensive shit, it's pretty damn awesome
#139 - killerdeath (04/16/2014) [-]
I've been there too, I'll keep to my Maine woods and leave the busy stuff up to you people.
User avatar #244 - lafuriaroja (04/18/2014) [-]
If you live in the right neighborhood it can be pretty relaxed
User avatar #150 - mrgoodlove (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I love alone time, but the fast pace there is so awesome. Maybe it was just because I had a small dose.
#135 - Come to Maine. It only takes 20 minutes to get the a grocery store. 04/16/2014 on "Wifi included 0
#13 - My first thought when scrolling was "Is this a new awesom… 04/15/2014 on Smooth as ass cheeks 0
#22 - I cant remember my fathers voice anymore... it's been about two years. 04/15/2014 on I miss him 0
#8 - Here, have something just as good.  [+] (14 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Will it fit? +105
#45 - megakillerx (04/16/2014) [-]
#38 - riayl (04/15/2014) [-]
#37 - munyman (04/15/2014) [-]
That gif is just. NNNGHHH
User avatar #34 - chrispoot (04/15/2014) [-]
sciencexplain what parts of the brain are affected by these kinds of imageries, also, why does our brain act in such a way that it finds this being pleasureable to watch?
User avatar #50 - psychexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
(Ombra here) It has to do with an increase in your serotonin and dopamine secretion. The human psyche likes it when everything falls into place and is perfect. It has to do with our routine attention to perfection, as that has always been the basis of our survival in life. Through archetypes (A theory proposed by Psychologist Carl Jung) we inherit these thoughts and psychological activities from our ancestors. That's why most people feel the same way when we see things like this.

As per parts of the brain, it's not really a part of the brain as EVERYTHING can secrete serotonin or dopamine. Primarily though, it is secreted by (As it is a neurotransmitter) neurons and nerve cells.
User avatar #51 - chrispoot (04/17/2014) [-]
Interesting.. Thank you for the explaination!
User avatar #49 - sciencexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
Psychexplain would be able to tell you that better. I'm not sure about a topic such as this. My main is Chemistry.
User avatar #32 - xxjmacxx (04/15/2014) [-]
I have the weirdest boner right now
#31 - fukkentyranitar (04/15/2014) [-]
hhhhnnnngghhh
User avatar #30 - blehehe (04/15/2014) [-]
There's a whole tumblr for this kind of stuff
thingsfittingperfectlyintothings.tumblr.com/
#27 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Oh yeah thats the stuff
#26 - niggernazi (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - teratorn (04/15/2014) [-]
That was orgasmic.
User avatar #14 - popnotes (04/15/2014) [-]
This gif makes me cum buckets
#26 - Here. 04/15/2014 on I'll take 2 0
#10 - Wait a minute.... are the 0 and 1 meant to be binary?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/14/2014 on It...it all makes sense now +2
User avatar #13 - AlexPaincakes (04/15/2014) [-]
Yes the 0 and 1 are binary.
0 for off and 1 for on.
User avatar #11 - BmanX (04/14/2014) [-]
That's what I've been led to believe, but maybe that's where the I and O come from on the switch on the top.
User avatar #16 - bersrker (04/15/2014) [-]
I always thought that they were actually symbols. That the line meant power was moving, meaning on, while the circle meant the power was in one place, meaning off.

But I'm most likely wrong here.
#26 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Nope, binary. Though that's not a bad picture of what's happening to the electricity.
User avatar #27 - pawnman (04/15/2014) [-]
I always thought it was
0=open circuit(there is a hole in the circuit or the circuit is cut off)
I=closed circuit( the electricity is able to flow since there is a straight path)

Although I'm just in electrical and this is what my preference is.
#28 - asurasxnight (04/15/2014) [-]
i thought that too
#10 - This is either some damn good editing or the best mime I've ever seen.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on i need an adult +235
#13 - Kinghostetler (04/15/2014) [-]
I believe that this is from the skate video "Girl: Yeah Right!"
User avatar #12 - baogames (04/15/2014) [-]
it's miming

it takes years of practice to hover over the ground like he did at the end.
#39 - It looks like a monster from monster girl quest.... oh god.... 04/14/2014 on Another Reason To Avoid Ohio +1
#4 - I get that tasers and pepper spray are good tools for weaker p…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on That Spark +2
User avatar #7 - sciencexplain (04/12/2014) [-]
Usually, it triggers the person you're assaulting to make a loud noise when they are tased or sprayed. This will give them away and someone might hear them and come to their aid, but if you just knocked them out batman style, they wouldn't make a noise.
#6 - keybladewarrior (04/12/2014) [-]
Nami is surprised to see how good Luffy's neck game is.
#56 - I already know they're hot, you don't need to add to it. 04/12/2014 on The Great Equalizer +3
#19 - I want to take the blue thing, turn it inside out, and stick m…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on plop plop plop +17
#25 - thempc (04/12/2014) [-]
mfw that gif
User avatar #21 - popnotes (04/12/2014) [-]
That image feels so good
#99 - It may look like **** , but there is still pixelmo… 04/09/2014 on Pokemon NXT 0
#455 - We had been dating for weeks before that...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on I'd love to compliment you... 0
User avatar #456 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You really, really, really should improve the way you look at people. That doesn't mean shit. If she dumped you the day after she bedded you, I am correct.
#453 - I'm glad that I'm not with her anymore, she's having twins at 19.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on I'd love to compliment you... 0
User avatar #454 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You were never with her, don't you get it? She just wanted to bed someone other than her actual boyfriend. And the twins at 19 part - as I said, she had some brain issues imo ;P
#455 - killerdeath (04/09/2014) [-]
We had been dating for weeks before that...
User avatar #456 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You really, really, really should improve the way you look at people. That doesn't mean shit. If she dumped you the day after she bedded you, I am correct.
#21 - Same thing for me. But I have something worse. First and …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/08/2014 on I'd love to compliment you... 0
User avatar #398 - niggernazi (04/09/2014) [-]
nah she was just an unstable slut who only used you to relubricate her vagina to her ex boyfriend. you shouldnt listen to her, you should listen to your penis which craves an insane amount of vaginas
User avatar #386 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You probably did fine, but imo she was a mentally fucked up bitch.

She might've said that she "broke up" with her guy, but really it was just a fight, a random pause in which who wanted to cheat on him to get back at him for some reason. After she achieved her goal - which was fucking another guy Hate to bring this to you, but yes - you were the "another guy", not her supposed ex , she didn't need you anymore. Realised she prefers her ex or something and thus, dumped you the very next day.

Instead of putting to much thought to compliments you hear and what they could or couldn't mean, drop meaningless bullshit and start putting attention to the people around you and how you judge them. Because you clearly let too many things slip.
User avatar #387 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
..in which SHE wanted to cheat...* Sorry, I managed to write the wrong word somehow.
#453 - killerdeath (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm glad that I'm not with her anymore, she's having twins at 19.
User avatar #454 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You were never with her, don't you get it? She just wanted to bed someone other than her actual boyfriend. And the twins at 19 part - as I said, she had some brain issues imo ;P
#455 - killerdeath (04/09/2014) [-]
We had been dating for weeks before that...
User avatar #456 - ciacheczko (04/09/2014) [-]
You really, really, really should improve the way you look at people. That doesn't mean shit. If she dumped you the day after she bedded you, I am correct.
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#204 - killerdeath (12/31/2013) [-]
stickied by killerdeath
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
#210 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #209 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
can we trade
User avatar #194 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Lel that was a fast block
Welp Good conversation
#195 to #194 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
yep. Anything to do with me giving away his secret. Did you see my last comment?
#196 to #195 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha   
But, like I was going to say   
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha
But, like I was going to say
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
#197 to #196 - killerdeath (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to say that it's original. I did come up with away to combat trolls though. If you see a troll, check his profile, If he is a negative level then thumb him. If he's at a positive level, thumb him down. If he's at at 0 level then just thumb accordingly to keep the comment at 0. If you cannot see his profile, then just thumb to keep the comment as close to 0 as possible. This will essentially nullify trolls.
User avatar #187 - iedd (12/19/2013) [-]
sell fj points?
User avatar #189 to #188 - iedd (12/20/2013) [-]
u hurt me
#190 to #189 - killerdeath (12/20/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #137 - smurtehmurph ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Listen, I get it you sell gems for 45 points, but i'm trying to quit with as many fj points as possible, so please **** off.
#138 to #137 - killerdeath (08/12/2013) [-]
Just put them in the auction house if you're only looking for points.
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User avatar #110 - dinoraper (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man i just don't like selling tokens
#111 to #110 - killerdeath (08/11/2013) [-]
alright.
#106 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
would you be willing to trade 11 mecha keys for your 4 radioactive?
#108 to #107 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
also what would ya need for 3 plant keys?
#109 to #108 - killerdeath (08/10/2013) [-]
I like casino tokens.
User avatar #100 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
Its a lot of tin, and I'd like to buy it, but youre asking for too much :/
#101 to #100 - killerdeath (08/09/2013) [-]
Then make an offer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks a lot
User avatar #80 - malp (08/09/2013) [-]
accept my trade plz
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#53 to #52 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm also slowly going for the demonic blacksmithing badge. Sooo how much for demonic ore?
#54 to #53 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#55 to #54 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
alright. Add that to the list.
#56 to #55 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #56 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
You may want to advertize more.
#58 to #57 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #58 - killerdeath (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a steady income of gems. I could make like 2 special gems right now.
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#32 to #31 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't cheat people.
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#34 to #33 - killerdeath (08/07/2013) [-]
It happens.
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