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killerdeath

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Date Signed Up:10/10/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
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Comment Ranking:#7029
Highest Content Rank:#1943
Highest Comment Rank:#865
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Content Views:210921
Times Content Favorited:255 times
Total Comments Made:1973
FJ Points:136891

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#229 - Yep, she was really sensitive and came a couple times then wan… 05/21/2015 on Break up stories 0
#226 - She didn't let me finish.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories 0
#227 - irishman (05/21/2015) [-]
#229 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Yep, she was really sensitive and came a couple times then wanted to stop.
#224 - No, she just complained about the taste of my precum, and refu…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories +3
User avatar #225 - irishman (05/21/2015) [-]
Still had sex. Remember that too.
#226 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
She didn't let me finish.
#227 - irishman (05/21/2015) [-]
#229 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Yep, she was really sensitive and came a couple times then wanted to stop.
#24 - We must never stoop as low as our enemy and win this through f… 05/21/2015 on thanks london +2
#217 - Thanks. 05/21/2015 on Break up stories 0
#215 - Thanks, I have been dating someone online, but still haven't m…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories 0
User avatar #216 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
All the best to you, buddy. Keep your chin up.
#217 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#213 - I mean, now she's had twins at the age of 20 with someone in t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories 0
User avatar #214 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
meh she could drop dead for all I care. What's important is your self confidence not being destroyed by some mouthbreather's comments on your fully functional sex organ. You're more than fine, mate.
#215 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks, I have been dating someone online, but still haven't met in person.
User avatar #216 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
All the best to you, buddy. Keep your chin up.
#217 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#166 - It still ended up destroying my self confidence.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories +3
#237 - obliviscor (05/21/2015) [-]
Hey man tbh you can do a lot with it, don't let it get you down too much.

My girl's in love with mine, it's about that size. She says it's the perfect size. There's a girl like that out there for you, I promise. : )
User avatar #168 - marinepenguin (05/21/2015) [-]
The thing is though, a girl who is mature and really is good for you won't care about how big you are in bed.
#157 - Don't thumb him down it's a fair question. 5 inches.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Break up stories +9
User avatar #251 - brettyoke (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh. I thought it was gonna be a small number. You realize 5.5 inches is average right? There's tons of people smaller than 5 inches, so you're plenty fine mate. Anything above 4 is actually plenty to please a woman. You do you bro, sorry about the bitch!
User avatar #212 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
Fuck that bitch. You're have enough to make a woman happy. she could go drown in nuclear waste.
#213 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
I mean, now she's had twins at the age of 20 with someone in their 50's.
User avatar #214 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
meh she could drop dead for all I care. What's important is your self confidence not being destroyed by some mouthbreather's comments on your fully functional sex organ. You're more than fine, mate.
#215 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks, I have been dating someone online, but still haven't met in person.
User avatar #216 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
All the best to you, buddy. Keep your chin up.
#217 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #164 - marinepenguin (05/21/2015) [-]
You could be a lot worse off honestly.
#166 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
It still ended up destroying my self confidence.
#237 - obliviscor (05/21/2015) [-]
Hey man tbh you can do a lot with it, don't let it get you down too much.

My girl's in love with mine, it's about that size. She says it's the perfect size. There's a girl like that out there for you, I promise. : )
User avatar #168 - marinepenguin (05/21/2015) [-]
The thing is though, a girl who is mature and really is good for you won't care about how big you are in bed.
#43 - My first GF broke up with me the night I lost my virginity to …  [+] (22 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Break up stories +31
User avatar #240 - daniboyi (05/21/2015) [-]
just tell her that your size is well enough and that you can't be blamed for her having a loose twat.
User avatar #223 - irishman (05/21/2015) [-]
That's not what she was saying when it was in her mouth. Just remember that. Cheers.
#224 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
No, she just complained about the taste of my precum, and refused to continue. Instead wanted me to eat her out.
User avatar #225 - irishman (05/21/2015) [-]
Still had sex. Remember that too.
#226 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
She didn't let me finish.
#227 - irishman (05/21/2015) [-]
#229 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Yep, she was really sensitive and came a couple times then wanted to stop.
User avatar #135 - brettyoke (05/21/2015) [-]
How big is it mate? I'm just curious. No judgement here at all, or feel free to ignore me.
#157 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Don't thumb him down it's a fair question. 5 inches.
User avatar #251 - brettyoke (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh. I thought it was gonna be a small number. You realize 5.5 inches is average right? There's tons of people smaller than 5 inches, so you're plenty fine mate. Anything above 4 is actually plenty to please a woman. You do you bro, sorry about the bitch!
User avatar #212 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
Fuck that bitch. You're have enough to make a woman happy. she could go drown in nuclear waste.
#213 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
I mean, now she's had twins at the age of 20 with someone in their 50's.
User avatar #214 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
meh she could drop dead for all I care. What's important is your self confidence not being destroyed by some mouthbreather's comments on your fully functional sex organ. You're more than fine, mate.
#215 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks, I have been dating someone online, but still haven't met in person.
User avatar #216 - dedj (05/21/2015) [-]
All the best to you, buddy. Keep your chin up.
#217 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #164 - marinepenguin (05/21/2015) [-]
You could be a lot worse off honestly.
#166 - killerdeath (05/21/2015) [-]
It still ended up destroying my self confidence.
#237 - obliviscor (05/21/2015) [-]
Hey man tbh you can do a lot with it, don't let it get you down too much.

My girl's in love with mine, it's about that size. She says it's the perfect size. There's a girl like that out there for you, I promise. : )
User avatar #168 - marinepenguin (05/21/2015) [-]
The thing is though, a girl who is mature and really is good for you won't care about how big you are in bed.
#52 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
That's because women are cunts.
User avatar #134 - imdan (05/21/2015) [-]
More like he picked the bad apple in a bunch, there are good people and shitty people, this woman was of the later.

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#204 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
stickied by killerdeath
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot
#211 - killerdeath ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
god damn ******* hell
#210 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #209 - ied (05/28/2014) [-]
can we trade
User avatar #194 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Lel that was a fast block
Welp Good conversation
#195 to #194 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
yep. Anything to do with me giving away his secret. Did you see my last comment?
#196 to #195 - averagewhitekid (12/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha   
But, like I was going to say   
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
Yeah, I was replying when I got blocked haha
But, like I was going to say
It sounds like quite a "fun accomplishment"
#197 to #196 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
I have to say that it's original. I did come up with away to combat trolls though. If you see a troll, check his profile, If he is a negative level then thumb him. If he's at a positive level, thumb him down. If he's at at 0 level then just thumb accordingly to keep the comment at 0. If you cannot see his profile, then just thumb to keep the comment as close to 0 as possible. This will essentially nullify trolls.
User avatar #187 - iedd (12/19/2013) [-]
sell fj points?
#188 to #187 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #189 to #188 - iedd (12/20/2013) [-]
u hurt me
#190 to #189 - killerdeath ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #137 - smurtehmurph (08/12/2013) [-]
Listen, I get it you sell gems for 45 points, but i'm trying to quit with as many fj points as possible, so please **** off.
#138 to #137 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Just put them in the auction house if you're only looking for points.
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User avatar #110 - dinoraper (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry man i just don't like selling tokens
#111 to #110 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
alright.
#106 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
would you be willing to trade 11 mecha keys for your 4 radioactive?
#107 to #106 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
sure
#108 to #107 - storerscream (08/10/2013) [-]
also what would ya need for 3 plant keys?
#109 to #108 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
I like casino tokens.
User avatar #100 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
Its a lot of tin, and I'd like to buy it, but youre asking for too much :/
#101 to #100 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Then make an offer.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Sasher (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks a lot
User avatar #80 - malp (08/09/2013) [-]
accept my trade plz
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#53 to #52 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm also slowly going for the demonic blacksmithing badge. Sooo how much for demonic ore?
#54 to #53 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#55 to #54 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
alright. Add that to the list.
#56 to #55 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #56 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You may want to advertize more.
#58 to #57 - itemexchange has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #58 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a steady income of gems. I could make like 2 special gems right now.
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#32 to #31 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't cheat people.
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#34 to #33 - killerdeath ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
It happens.
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