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Date Signed Up:1/31/2011
Last Login:2/25/2015
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#2 - Ill translate  [+] (12 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Title 0
#3 - hodoor (04/23/2013) [-]
Hodor? Hodor, Hoooooooooodooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrr, Hodor hodor hodorhodorhodor, Hodor.

#5 - kilaniization (04/23/2013) [-]
You son of a bitch.
#6 - hodoor (04/23/2013) [-]
#7 - kilaniization (04/23/2013) [-]
You're the one who couldn't keep it in your diaper!
#8 - hodoor (04/23/2013) [-]
#11 - kilaniization has deleted their comment.
#9 - kilaniization (04/23/2013) [-]
Summer was my DOG, you slow sack of shit!
#12 - spamzor (04/23/2013) [-]
Did you just paraphrase that Harrisson Ford interview that got popular as of late?
#20 - trevanman (04/24/2013) [-]
he did
#10 - hodoor (04/23/2013) [-]

Hodor, hodorhodor, hodor hodor hodor? Hodor. Hooooooooodoooooooooooooorrrrrr Ho.. Hodor!
#18 - wathingyoufap (04/24/2013) [-]
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#2 - Picture 04/23/2013 on Like a Boss 0
#31 - Sounds delicious 04/23/2013 on i couldn't stop laughing at... 0
#42 - Nothing when you got powerful lips like this 04/23/2013 on o.o +1
#27 - Picture 04/23/2013 on Found this at my... +8
#313 - Picture 04/23/2013 on one piece logic +1
#475 - Log in and say that like a man!!!!! oh wait... 04/23/2013 on Well... I suppose +1
#3 - They are giving him one hell of a blow job  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on My new role model +11
User avatar #8 - itjusthappened (04/23/2013) [-]
That's so bad it's good.
#2 - Shrek is...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on What 0
User avatar #6 - thrashtilldeath (04/23/2013) [-]
in the Sense of Right Alliance, I know.
#3 - Your boss went to college to work at McDonalds?  [+] (23 new replies) 04/23/2013 on McDisasters 13: The Birds... +59
#123 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
Or he went to collage for Management like so many of them do. even know its simple after training.
#122 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
managers make a fairly good amount of money. mine makes 100K+ a year.
User avatar #88 - Keidis (04/23/2013) [-]
2 of my managers have done 4 years of college, and the other two are in college now.

I also learned my friends brother works with a bunch of people at Meijer who have degrees.
#27 - anonexplains (04/23/2013) [-]
Probably a liberal arts degree or graduated with an BA in business management. To get anywhere in that degree you gotta start at the bottom of business management and work your way up.
User avatar #4 - sirbrentcoe (04/23/2013) [-]
a lot of people who go to college and graduate wind up in shit jobs before they can get their careers going.
User avatar #142 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
artists and photographers
User avatar #145 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
and business majors, and accountants, lawyers, mechanics, engineers, electricians, the list goes on. the only people i know for a fact who go right to work are doctors and nurses. 53% of people in America who hold bachelors degrees are unemployed right now.
#161 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
Don't forget teachers, as long as you go for a teaching field that isn't already well filled in your area.

Foreign language teachers are in high demand. I'm a year away from graduating and already have a job once I finish. Also getting a nice bonus since there were several schools in high need of a foreign language major.
#162 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
Also I have the tab open if you would like to discuss this, even though I don't get notifications, if I start a conversation I like to continue it, easy enough keeping the comment open in a tab.
User avatar #147 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
doctors and nurses are gonna have the shittiest time after obama care comes out. Literally there's gonna be a gigantic drop in doctors and nurses because their pay drops to the same as a four year college degree, when they should get the pay they deserve for 8 years.
User avatar #148 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
it is what it is. that's socialized medicine for you.
User avatar #149 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
it makes me sad... there's so much more after the huge study I did
User avatar #150 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
i can't stand other peoples fluids. i mean, i've set my own fingers after breaking them, butterflied cuts so deep i could see bone and dug out teeth from my kunckles. but sewing up another person? no thank you.
User avatar #151 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
I decided on going through college to be a surgeon, but now I've really started to overthink my decision
User avatar #153 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
skilled surgeons are like people in any other skilled trade. yes you are a doctor, but you still get paid better because you possess a special skill.
User avatar #154 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
I want to become one, but I don't want to go to school for an extra 4 years just for nothing extra. yaknowwhatImean?
User avatar #155 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
do what makes you happy man. putting money as the priority in your life won't make you happy in the end. my family is the most important thing to me. money is just something i have to get to keep them happy. if you really want to be a surgeon, be a surgeon. if you would rather be a graphic designer, or a rocket scientist, or a school teacher, do whatever makes you happy!
User avatar #156 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks man I'll really take that to heart and do what makes me happy
User avatar #157 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
i tried to make money my priority. it almost cost me my marriage. when i was a store manager at AutoZone, I was pulling in 42,000/yr before bonuses. that's not bad for a 23 year old with barely any college under his belt. but the stress of managing 10 employees, running a retail location, scheduling, interviews, terminations, everything. all this while being on paper and paid for 50 hours, but working 70+ every single week. it was sressful, and i took it out on my wife. not physically, but passive aggresively pushing her away. money does not a happy man make. luckily i got out of there with my sanity. took a hefty paycut, but there you go. kept a roof over our heads, and food on our table.
User avatar #152 - xxlopikedxx (04/24/2013) [-]
#125 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
"get their careers going" keep on believing that.
User avatar #130 - sirbrentcoe (04/24/2013) [-]
if you had a user name, i would waste more time. but let me just be blunt: a staggering number of people with degrees don't immediately get placed in their field of choice. they have to take 2 or 3 shit jobs to pay off the bill collectors who come at you as soon as 6 months after graduation.
#43 - vwgreen (04/23/2013) [-]
someday his art will define art.
#4159692 - Acceptable.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Autism Board 0
#4159712 - Nightelfbane (04/23/2013) [-]
#3 - I aint even mad 04/22/2013 on Hardcore gay anal fsting +3
#108 - Comment deleted 04/22/2013 on Going to the bar. 0
#1 - So your cat was being curious, wow thats ******* strange. 04/22/2013 on Bong...the 4/20 cat 0
#1 - He is finally taking down the Christmas lights?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on i couldn't stop laughing at... +9
#2 - sirclinton (04/22/2013) [-]
Are you saying that he decorated his lady, and made her stay still for at least 15 days?

fucking male chauvinist
User avatar #4 - spikethepony (04/22/2013) [-]
All I see in your name is "Clit", and all I read from your comment is "I fucking love anal beads."
I know you're just joking, but I think it's seriously time for me to see a psychologist.
#3 - Neither of them are speaking though...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on 'Merica 0
User avatar #4 - independantnight (04/23/2013) [-]
You are quite right, I should have used "Know" instead.
#4 - Why am i so mesmerized by giant sacks of fat that excrete milk?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on want it +9
User avatar #5 - failtolawl (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what the rush on boobs are. I'd prefer a skinny girl with small boobs (not like supermodel skinny,) over a fattish one with big boobs.
#44 - The little engine that could. 04/22/2013 on Game time lets see who... +4
#61 - You can get PCOS from already being over weight, as overweight…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on I think he's onto something 0
#69 - fuckyouiamcat (04/22/2013) [-]
I was born very thin, and my whole family is the same. I was thin until I got married. I gained some weight and got some acne (not obese, just about 10 pounds overweight for my age and height) which the doctors didn't seem to think was a problem. I was diagnosed only when my period stopped and an ultrasound showed some big cysts.

I guess the doctors didn't think there was a problem since obesity is so freaking common in the U.S.

PCOS usually starts in puberty when a girl starts her period, but isn't diagnosed until later on, when the woman tries to get pregnant or just stops her period and goes to the doctor for it. Doctors don't know what causes it. (maybe hormone problems cause cysts, or maybe random cysts cause hormone problems)

#281 - Wonder wtf my mom is doing out of prison 04/22/2013 on What to do... 0
#173 - 28. They blended up mathematical books and made you eat it … 04/22/2013 on You Dishonor Famiry +1
#4 - I read "clock" as "cock" the first time, c…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Right in the feels. +94
#11 - draxdiesel (04/22/2013) [-]
he held it whenever things got hard
#2 - Thats yucky! 04/22/2013 on Seemed like a good idea 0
#1 - I thumbed this up before i even watched it, the anticipation o… 04/21/2013 on OAP Buggy Jousting +1
#1 - Comment deleted 04/21/2013 on guys +4
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