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#1192 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
God, how long are you gonna sleep?!

Did Mom tire you out THAT much!?
User avatar #1271 to #1192 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
**kikomiaa brings her a blanket**

Have this.
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
**Nintendokami sneezed**

T...thank you.

Does this mean that you like Mom now?
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
**kikomiaa smiles**

Maybe a little. Why?

Does that bother you?
User avatar #1274 to #1273 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles and hugs you**

Of course not.
I want you to be happy...

I don't like it when you're lonely.
I want you to love her, okay?
User avatar #1275 to #1274 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
...I loved her because I thought you wanted her.
User avatar #1276 to #1275 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Of course I want her!

That's why I'm happy, because you like her!
User avatar #1277 to #1276 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Oh...Okay then.
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Hehehe...
I honestly thought you were gonna kill her at first.

I thought you were gonna kill her yesterday!
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Why?
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
I've been the receiving end of you and those tentacles, that's why.
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
English please.
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
I'm saying that I can do serious damage with my tentacles!
And yours are so much stronger and bigger than mine, y'know?

AND he's a human... ANNNND it was his first time!
I thought that he was a goner.
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
It was hot.
User avatar #1284 to #1283 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
I'm jealous...
User avatar #1285 to #1284 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
You are hotter.
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Better be.
Or I'd have to come back and prove it.

And I am so...effin' tired...
User avatar #1287 to #1286 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Go to sleep. I will come in your bed and cuddle with you.
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Okay, Dad...
Good night...

Please tell Mommy that I am really sorry and not to be mad, alright?
And show her the pictures if you can...
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Night my little muffin <3
User avatar #1213 to #1192 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
**kikomiaa bops her nose**

What do you want to do dummy?
User avatar #1252 to #1213 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Then maybe you should go out and test how many of them actually mean it!
User avatar #1253 to #1252 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
All of them do....


I already tested them.
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
So then why would think I don't mean it, then?
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Because dood....
User avatar #1256 to #1255 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Fine... If Mom's so much better that you don't want me anymore, I understand.
User avatar #1257 to #1256 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
I want you more than your mom though....
User avatar #1258 to #1257 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Nice.

Well, y'know... I live in your house.
User avatar #1259 to #1258 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
I know...I know...
#1260 to #1259 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Daaad, Mom says I need to learn matters and she's making me where girly clothes!!
And she said I can't go around assaulting people with my tentacles in public.

Is that true, Daddy?
User avatar #1261 to #1260 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
No.
#1262 to #1261 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
WOOT! ♥
Look at these clothes!!

Put me...out of my...effin' misery, Dad.
User avatar #1263 to #1262 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
**kikomiaa spurts tentacles**

I'm going to break your neck so you can't feel any pain.
User avatar #1264 to #1263 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
**Nintendokami closes her eyes**

O-Okay!!
User avatar #1265 to #1264 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
**kikomiaa boops her**

God damn it Kami, just take the clothes off. It isn't that hard.
User avatar #1266 to #1265 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
They're tied in KNOTS in the back!!

I can't EFFIN' do it!
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
**kikomiaa turns her around and rips it off**

God damn it.
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
....Now I'm cold.
User avatar #1269 to #1268 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
**kikomiaa hugs her**

Wait, I have something for that.
User avatar #1270 to #1269 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Okay...
What is it?
User avatar #1233 to #1213 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
You replied to your own comment.

Genius.jpg

It's done. I'm gonna upload it, so just save it and delete it from here, alright?
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Yes.
#1236 to #1235 - Nintendokami has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Delete it before someone sees it.
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Hello, you could have just deleted it... It's YOUR profile.

So...?
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
It was amazing. I got a boner....God dommot kami....
User avatar #1240 to #1239 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Isn't that my job? :D

I mean... what's the point of having a wolf demon, tentacle rapist daughter if I can't even do that?
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
...But you gave that job to someone else :(
User avatar #1242 to #1241 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Nah, I gave Mom the job of tentacle rape victim. I mean... isn't that what Moms are for? That doesn't mean I can't still taunt you, right?
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
But...can I still fuck you?
User avatar #1244 to #1243 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Is that a proper thing to ask your daughter, Dad? ♥
User avatar #1245 to #1244 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
For me?

Yes.

For others?

Not so much.
User avatar #1246 to #1245 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
This guy...

What do you think the answer to that is, Dad?
Based on past experience.
User avatar #1247 to #1246 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
....No.
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
No?!

And I thought you knew me...
You make me sad inside.
User avatar #1249 to #1248 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
You said it hurts D;
User avatar #1250 to #1249 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
.....
Does the words Tentacle Rape Obsessed Masochist mean ANYTHING to you, Dad?!
User avatar #1251 to #1250 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
...Most demons have that in their work profiles.
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Hey, hey!
Don't be mean to me!

I'm learning.
I didn't have a kazillion years to practice!
User avatar #1215 to #1214 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
...I didn't think that would offend you....

User avatar #1216 to #1215 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Hehehe, it didn't.
I like screwing with you. xD
User avatar #1217 to #1216 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
**kikomiaa boops her nose again**

If you weren't my daughter, I would have smacked you across the room. But since you are, you only get a boop.
#1218 to #1217 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Woooot!
Special father-daughter privledges!

You get a boop in the nose, too...
So I drew you this!
User avatar #1219 to #1218 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
OH MY GOD THAT IS SO CUTE c:
User avatar #1220 to #1219 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
I hope you don't mind...
The blue eyes, bluer hair and purple clothes is how I draw you, okay?

That's okay, right?
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes it is.
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
It's so cute though c:
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
T-thank you!

I have a picture of you and Mom...*snicker* yesterday.
User avatar #1225 to #1224 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
.....Can I have it?
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
I'm almost done coloring it! ♥
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
I won't distract you then. Have fun :3
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
I don't know if I should show youuu~
It's pretty borderline! ♥
User avatar #1229 to #1228 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
....I don't know either.
User avatar #1230 to #1229 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
I can just send it to you.

Too bad you don't have Skype.
User avatar #1231 to #1230 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
I have..but I don't use it.
User avatar #1232 to #1231 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
.....
You HAD it all this time?!
User avatar #1193 to #1192 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #1194 to #1193 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Wow!

Well, she's really, really mad at me...
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Butt wai?
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Becauuuuse I forgot she was a human...
And said some things.
User avatar #1197 to #1196 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
I will go laught at that. Later.
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
No, wait!!

I have some STUFF for you!
User avatar #1199 to #1198 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Ok then :3
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
I mean...
I didn't go to sleep yet, so I drew some stuff...

And Mom got angry at me and grounded me from frosting because sex slave and sex whore are bad words...
T_T
User avatar #1201 to #1200 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
You can call me sex slave if you want?
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
She said that proper manners don't count during sex, so I said that if I shoved a tentacle in someone's hole, then it counts as sex, right?

Then I can call them sex whores...

...Right?!
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
You can call the sex whores as long as they love sex.....
User avatar #1204 to #1203 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
Thank Kira you understand what I'm saying...

Mom's mad because I said that humans are disgusting, dirty creatures barely even good for the bone marrow that fills them. AND I kinda mentioned all the times that we go hunting alley humans for snacks...

So she got really, really upset and now I don't know what to do...
User avatar #1205 to #1204 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Tell her that's she's a better human than most humans.
User avatar #1206 to #1205 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
I did!
I told her that I loved her and she was special and important to me...and I honestly was just talking about the humans that always hurt me, and not her...

But it didn't change anything!
User avatar #1207 to #1206 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Use mind powers to wipe her memory and inject your own.
User avatar #1208 to #1207 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
I-I don't know how to do that yet!

I mean, I barely can make spikes on my tentacles!
Which I am learning, by the way...
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
Try thinking hard.
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
T-that's not even...

I at least need someone to test it on...
Come here!

I have a memory or two I don't want you to have...
User avatar #1211 to #1210 - kikomiaa ONLINE (09/04/2012) [-]
**kikomiaa steps closer**

Do it,
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - Nintendokami (09/04/2012) [-]
**Nintendokami closes her eyes**

W..what am I supposed to be thinking about?
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