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Date Signed Up:1/15/2010
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#3 - Yeah, it´s a crime story by Agatha Christie. A good read IMO. 12/26/2015 on Fun School Song :) +1
#74 - Leopard gecko.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2015 on At pet stores +2
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#77 - oceanfrank (12/23/2015) [-]
i want
#82 - skorchy (12/23/2015) [-]
If you have the time to listen I can give you the abridged version of getting one and taking care of it for 200 dollars tops.
It won't be white however; those cost more money due to that type requiring specific breeding.
#104 - uREPOST (12/23/2015) [-]
I'm interested, I already have a turtle and would love a lizard, enlighten me please.


Pic related
#111 - skorchy (12/23/2015) [-]
(Please excuse typos and information I gloss over. It's 3am and I'm a little drunk =P)

Well your first decision is between a leopard gecko and a bearded dragon. They're two of the most commonly owned lizards commercially, due to their ease of care. Basically if you ever plan on owning more lizards, these are your two "Learning" lizards. (Some people like chameleons, so they get one right off the bat without realizing that they have a lot of needs, and can be pricey with enclosures and upkeep).

So first here's some basics of each:

Bearded Dragon:
Beardies as they're commonly known are larger than leopards by a substantial amount, therefore they will require a larger enclosure (Building your own is usually easiest), and are native to Australia. During their childhood they will consume mostly insects (Crickets, mealworms on occasion), and some greens (Kale is my preferred). They're known to be incredibly docile, and are very distinguishable when they are mad. Their tanks will require 3 types of lighting: UVB (stimulates vitamin D production and sunlight), infrared, and a heat lamp. Don't fret about having a million lights though, because they're usually not too pricey and sometimes come in combined packages. Be careful on brands of UVB though, as some are faulty trash. Typically they will not drink from stagnant water, as instinct informs them that it could be full of bacteria. You don't need a fountain or anything, but usually during bath time they will drink from the faucet (Don't allow them to drink faucet water if you live in a small agricultural town though, as the water is probably high in nitrates due to fertilizer from surrounding farms seeping into the wells). (Source: Have worked in a pet store for over a year, have owned a beardie for two)

As for leopards I am less knowledgeable, as I myself do not own one, but my brother does. In order to avoid me giving you faulty information, here's a link to an article on how to care for them. They can live in smaller enclosures, generally feast on crickets from my understanding, and are also nocturnal. They do have a defense mechanism though when they feel threatened where they will actually detach their tails in hopes that a predator will go for the tail (which consequently holds most of their fat reserves) instead of them.

Pic related, it's my beardie. (Sorry for vertical picture... it's saved like that for some reason and I'm not going to fix it right now)
#112 - skorchy (12/23/2015) [-]
Here's that link I forgot to include >.>
www.geckosetc.com/htm/care.htm
#73 - "C´mon, take me with you... ;) " 12/23/2015 on At pet stores +4
#24 - I sure as hell couldn´t...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2015 on At pet stores +6
#47 - harbingerwolf (12/23/2015) [-]
Neither could i, 29 times
#28 - thedragonfruite (12/22/2015) [-]
and then when u dont get them. they just look at you
#21 - The line´s a bit blurry, but just because someone under 18 (o… 12/19/2015 on Olivia Hussey +7
#11 - Nudity =/= Pornography.  [+] (11 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Olivia Hussey +10
#55 - thehistorylover (12/20/2015) [-]
... the law doesn't always agree, sadly.
#32 - crlmsonhazard (12/19/2015) [-]
thank god
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#12 - madsolar (12/19/2015) [-]
So youre telling me its perfectly okay to have a nude photos of girls under 18 so long as i dont refer to it as porn?
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#108 - mrsixinch (12/20/2015) [-]
>moves files to "not porn" folder
>safe now
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#36 - comexx (12/20/2015) [-]
Only if they're artistic.
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#57 - manstuff (12/20/2015) [-]
A E S T H E T I C
#29 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Dude, not going to say google it, but google openly has pics. They are just not considered porn..
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#21 - kikkelikeiju (12/19/2015) [-]
The line´s a bit blurry, but just because someone under 18 (or the respective age of each country/state) is nude in a picture doesn´t make it CP. I think the most common definition of CP is something like "An underage person posing in a sexual or sexually suggestive way and/or act".
Otherwise a family photo of a kid naked in swimming pool could be considered CP.
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#19 - dakkenly (12/19/2015) [-]
Watch American Beauty, they had to bring in some dudes that carefully checked to see if it was exploitation or not. Yes Thora Birch was 16 in that movie
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#18 - Sewallman (12/19/2015) [-]
Look up pictures of nudist families.
#15 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
it's the intention in the creation of the picture/video that counts i think and yes i know it's dumb as fuck
#96 - Were we watching the same gif? Who ran off? 11/06/2015 on Watch my child for two seconds 0
#152 - Nono, you don´t understand. The edges of the hole in the casi… 11/05/2015 on TOP KEK +3
#201 - Love me some roast, let´s see your best shots.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2015 on Roast Post 0
#320 - bwiedieter (11/04/2015) [-]
Would you look at that, the special ed kids are playing soldier again.
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#383 - vonspyder (11/04/2015) [-]
special ed forces, the green bicycle helmets.
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#225 - thesimonved (11/04/2015) [-]
Was your make-a-wish one day at the forces?
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#211 - thegamegestapo (11/04/2015) [-]
Spitroast, presumably?
#14 - The containers in the picture are full. So the seasonings insi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2015 on White people 0
#15 - hazeleyedstranger (10/21/2015) [-]
Thanks, I didn't even notice that. I for some reason thought he was talking about white people, which confused me even more.

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User avatar #36 - vikkiievoltage (03/16/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to go traveling :D unfortunately between being a supervisor at a fast food restauant as well as vet school I dont have the time and much spare money :P

but im very flattered by your request! whats finland like!? :O
User avatar #37 to #36 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
Vet school, nice. :) And right now Finland isn´t at its best... All the snow is starting to melt and the weather is just... grey. :D So if you ever come visit Finland, make sure it´s in winter or summer, cause in spring and fall Finland´s just... meh. :D
User avatar #38 to #37 - vikkiievoltage (03/16/2012) [-]
were just having our winter wrap up over here as well :) a big thunderstorm at the moment! But i like watching the lightning :)

what have you been up to?
User avatar #39 to #38 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (03/16/2012) [-]
I love thunderstorms. :D It´s awesome to just go out and listen to it. :)
I haven´t been up to much lately, just work. :) I´ve been working the night shift, so I just sleep in the days. :)
#14 - TheLoneExile (07/10/2011) [-]
I thought i was the only one on FJ who listens to Turmion Kätilöt.

TK FTW!
User avatar #15 to #14 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
Have you listened to their new album, Perstechnique? :D Its ******* amazing. :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - TheLoneExile (07/10/2011) [-]
Yes i have, although diffrent from their earlier work, it's still ******* awesome :D I really like Herran Toinen Tuleminen.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
I found that weird. :D Suolainen Kapteeni was my favorite. :D
User avatar #18 to #17 - TheLoneExile (07/10/2011) [-]
I like all their songs equally. And have you heard of 2 Times Terror? Also very ******* awesome. Has the same singer and some bandmembers.
User avatar #19 to #18 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
Never heard of it. :O I must live in a cave...
User avatar #21 to #20 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
Not bad. :D
User avatar #22 to #21 - TheLoneExile (07/10/2011) [-]
Indeed. Finnish metal is awesome :D Along with German metal
User avatar #23 to #22 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
True dat, fellow metalhead.
User avatar #24 to #23 - TheLoneExile (07/10/2011) [-]
May i ask for your friendship?
User avatar #25 to #24 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
Indeed you may.
User avatar #26 to #25 - TheLoneExile (07/10/2011) [-]
So, where do you hail from, my new friend? :D If i may ask...
User avatar #27 to #26 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
From Finland, the promised land of metal and alcohol. :D
User avatar #28 to #27 - TheLoneExile (07/10/2011) [-]
******* awesome :D
User avatar #30 to #28 - TheLoneExile (07/10/2011) [-]
I'm from Holland, almost all the music sucks ass.
User avatar #29 to #28 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
True dat. :D How bout you?
User avatar #31 to #29 - TheLoneExile (07/10/2011) [-]
Fack, look above XD
User avatar #32 to #31 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
:D I dont think Ive ever heard Dutch music. :D
User avatar #33 to #32 - TheLoneExile (07/10/2011) [-]
Well, Dutch folk music sucks big hairy donkey balls. And there's about only one good rock band :\
User avatar #34 to #33 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
Thats a pity. :(
User avatar #35 to #34 - TheLoneExile (07/10/2011) [-]
That's why i listen to Rammstein, Turmion Kätilöt and such bands, because its so ******* badass.
User avatar #11 - Vaki (12/18/2010) [-]
Epic, thanks for the help and i am so gonna try and get one.
User avatar #12 to #11 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (12/18/2010) [-]
No probs, hope you find and get one. :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - Vaki (12/18/2010) [-]
hehe i'mma try my best
User avatar #3 - Ali (06/28/2010) [-]
Heeeey! Haven't been on in a while! How have you been?
User avatar #4 to #3 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (06/29/2010) [-]
Ive been just fine. :) Going to the army in just half a year, so Im trying to do all sorts of stuff while I still can. :D
How about you, how have you been? :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - Ali (07/01/2010) [-]
The army?! Why? Ugh, I've never understood the point of war. The best quote I've ever heard in my life was "Fighting for peace is like ******* for virginity". But whatever, I guess if it's your choice.. :\

I've been fine as well, been to Paris a little bit, now back home, and it's constantly raining over here :[ Such depressing weather
User avatar #6 to #5 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/01/2010) [-]
Oh it is not my choice. :D In here, army is compulsory. :) I have no choice, I have to go. :D Well its either the army or jail, and I rather choose the army. :D

How was Paris? :) I kindof like the rain, makes the air feel so fresh afterwards. :)
User avatar #7 to #6 - Ali (07/03/2010) [-]
Are you serious? Wow, I didn't think that was still legal.. That really, really sucks :\ Take care of yourself!

Yeah, I guess it does, but this is ridiculous xD Today is the only sunny day we've had in over 2 weeks. Paris was really nice, one of the prettiest places I've visited

How's Finland? Still got snow? xD
User avatar #8 to #7 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/03/2010) [-]
Well I dont really think it sucks. :) Its a good way of getting young men in better shape. :D And you get to meet new people. :) And we get paid for it. :D

No snow here anymore. :D Pretty fine weather we have had here. :) A bit too hot for my taste though. x)
User avatar #9 to #8 - Ali (07/03/2010) [-]
You get paid? Well... In that case I guess it's alright xD But I would hate getting up at 6 AM and work out..

Yeah, I just went outside and it's really hot here too. I don't like it at all... Autumn is alright, cause it's not too hot nor cold. And it doesn't rain as much as spring.

So have you been skating lately? Cause with the snow gone I'd imagine you have
User avatar #10 to #9 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (07/03/2010) [-]
I dont mind waking early. :) And I would work out by myself if I wasnt so lazy. :D Now at least I wont have a choice, with the supervisors shouting and making sure we do what we are ordered to. :D

I actually havent been skating. :(
User avatar #1 - Ali (04/23/2010) [-]
Hi there :]
How's it going?
User avatar #2 to #1 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (04/23/2010) [-]
Oh hi. :)
Im doing just fine.
How about you? :)
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