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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:12/28/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#2522
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Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
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Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Total Comments Made:2477
FJ Points:11641
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#4 - Tried to play, kept ending up in the opening cutscene's landsc…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on No One Expected It +9
#63 - gerfox (11/20/2014) [-]
Should have had more water
#15 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
How about those flying background objects.

No, but forreal. There are a lot of glitches but I'm sure those will be ironed out.
#50 - synxiz here.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on machines fight better than me +1
User avatar #136 - lolgonewrong (11/20/2014) [-]
I was right
User avatar #52 - synxiz (11/20/2014) [-]
Thank you, for finding that and being the first and only person to mention me in a comment. +1 like 4 you.
#48 - Check out the source video.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on machines fight better than me +3
User avatar #49 - roxasftw (11/20/2014) [-]
HOLY MOTHER JACKPOT
Thank you
#11 - Didn't they also have a "hard mode" version of the g…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Oh The Irony 0
User avatar #13 - zhlandir (11/13/2014) [-]
Master Quest came with the Special Edition Ocarina of Time for Gamecube (That you got with Windwaker, I think) and it was a harder version of the normal game - with different dungeons etc.
User avatar #12 - zhlandir (11/13/2014) [-]
That's Master Quest. But that was also just a remake of a remake. Kind of.
#35 - There will come a day when Joshlol sempai will notice me.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Joshlol +6
User avatar #42 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (11/13/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #84 - ktom (11/13/2014) [-]
hey josh what's up?
User avatar #85 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (11/13/2014) [-]
not much, you?
User avatar #87 - ktom (11/13/2014) [-]
you know same old addicted-for-some-reason-to-this-site. nm
User avatar #36 - mrsirius (11/13/2014) [-]
Never.
#871 - Age: 19 Employment: Factory worker I pick things up … 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#11 - The mass effect series, Dragon Age series, and Baldur's Gate series. 11/12/2014 on Please help me 0
#8 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on Umm......Yeah 0
#5 - He's probably the anti-idle mechanic. They had to have a way t…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on The Worst Part of FNAF 2... 0
User avatar #9 - dndxplain (11/12/2014) [-]
Foxy and Mangle don't react to the mask. you have to scare them away with the flash light.
User avatar #7 - deathklokiller (11/12/2014) [-]
no its the wind up box, so yes it is an idle mechanic
User avatar #10 - davidteninch (11/12/2014) [-]
Even without the music box you still can't idle.
#6 - She has bacon on her plate already.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Kids Losing It Over Nothing... +5
User avatar #64 - megusters (11/13/2014) [-]
I'd flip my shit too, 2 pieces of bacon? What kind of fucking casual parents are they?
#85 - mcwkennedy (11/13/2014) [-]
My girlfriend keeps a pack of smoked bacon in her fridge at all times for me to cook and eat when I come over. She's not huge on it but she knows I'll eat it for days. In return I tend to keep either a mix of white fish or lamb hearts in mine to cook when she comes over.
User avatar #89 - megusters (11/13/2014) [-]
Marry that girl...or I'm gonna marry her anyways.
#53 - ? No I just couldn't see your profile picture well enough from…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on purplejacket's profile 0
#56 - purplejacket (11/12/2014) [-]
I'll fix that later. She's a cutie
#79 - Put my gf inside. 11/12/2014 on The Box 0
#5 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on The new FNAF in a nutshell -2
#964 - Dragon Age? I can live with that 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
#962 - **kikisu rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
User avatar #964 - kikisu (11/12/2014) [-]
Dragon Age? I can live with that
#5 - Its not a ****** diet, its the recommended servin…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on this +2
#24 - jaygr (11/14/2014) [-]
A proper diet has the right amounts of macro nutrients (fats, protein, and carbohydrates) essential, and non essential micro nutrients, and water, that meet the specific needs of the individual. Your body doesn't care how many servings of a certain food you have, it cares about the macro and micro nutrients and the amount of water. Here's an example. I'm a 185 pound male who lifts weights 3 times a week. I need 3600 calories per day to gain 1 pound per week, hopefully about half of that being muscle if all goes well. The ideal amount of protein for me is around 185 grams. according to the food guide i should get around 50 grams. My muscles would not be able to recover effectively from my workouts with such a small amount of protein. The recommended calories are 2000 at least and 3000 at most. at 2000 I would be in a 1100 calorie deficit. I would lose 2.2 pounds per week at that amount of calories. some of that weight lost is muscle. Absolutely not good, especially considering my bodyfat isn't particularly high. At 3000 i would be at a 100 calorie deficit, and lose 0.02 pounds per week. Not a significant amount of weight loss, but i'm still not gaining muscle, and my muscles aren't recovering as quickly as they could be. At 2000 calories and 50 grams of protein while doing a full body weight lifting session 3 times a week, my muscles are wasting away, and my performance and health both take a huge hit. I'm dehydrated because my water intake should be over a gallon, but it's only 2 liters per day as is the recommended amount, and my electrolytes are to low because the limit on sodium is 2000 mg which causes cramping and more dehydration. Now i have to lower fat and minimize saturated fat and cholesterol. My testosterone has lowered, further increasing my muscle wasting, and lowering my energy levels. so basically in this scenario my health is fucked because I followed the "recommended serving sizes" or as I said before, a shitty one size fits all diet.
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on thank you, Internet 0
#22 - hackmon Comment deleted by kikisu
#5 - schnizel Comment deleted by kikisu
#7 - 10/10 totally not googled and found. 11/11/2014 on Snailed it 0
#20 - The ropes are soft right? Are they still rigid enough that som… 11/11/2014 on ctrl+v 0
#8 - Oh my god that's good. I wish i could draw. I also wish …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Is it good? . . . 0
User avatar #10 - mitsuo (11/11/2014) [-]
Thanks! Hopefully people like this post, I might try making a deviantart profile
#6 - Yeah, my left eye is a bit near sighted, but my right one is l… 11/11/2014 on Did You Know Tetris? +1
#4 - It was an issue because I can't see out of it, and double visi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Did You Know Tetris? +1
#5 - tehflamintaco (11/11/2014) [-]
Well, I guess I'm lucky with my eye. Don't ask me which eye it is, I have no fucking clue. Both seem equally fucky.
User avatar #6 - kikisu (11/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, my left eye is a bit near sighted, but my right one is lazy, has an astigmatism, and is far sighted. Even with glasses it can't correct to 20/20
#11 - Wasn't this the video that made Admin disable autoplay on webm? 11/11/2014 on Click It 0
#10 - Must suck to read this and be a narcoleptic. Oh wait... 11/11/2014 on Trust me 0
#5 - Dr. Fisher, get off that man's face. You're a scientist, now a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Snailed it +14
User avatar #6 - usernameerror (11/11/2014) [-]
10/10 completely original
User avatar #7 - kikisu (11/11/2014) [-]
10/10 totally not googled and found.
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User avatar #471 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
*pokes kikisu*
User avatar #472 to #471 - kikisu (12/27/2014) [-]
Yo!
User avatar #473 to #472 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
can i pretty please have your fj points
#465 - stoicnick (09/15/2014) [-]
**stoicnick rolled image** fig
**stoicnick rolled image** fig
User avatar #467 to #465 - kikisu (09/16/2014) [-]
I'd thumb this if I could, fg.
#469 to #467 - stoicnick (09/19/2014) [-]
**stoicnick rolled image** i just surgery did on muh foot and it hurts like a bitch,fixit.
#468 to #467 - stoicnick (09/16/2014) [-]
Well you're not allowed too, so there. fig
Well you're not allowed too, so there. fig
User avatar #456 - Dwarf (03/26/2014) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #44 posted by jacklane at TATTOOS MADE EASY ** :
Same feeling I get from anal with every thrust....

talking about the gif
I just wanted to say on behalf of Funnyjunk, shut the **** up. I'm sure this comment will sum up our feelings quite nicely.
User avatar #457 to #456 - kikisu (03/26/2014) [-]
Don't really know who you are or why you're talking to me, but no.
#458 to #457 - Dwarf (03/26/2014) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #894171 at Friendly ** I clearly answered those questions in my previous comment. I am the messenger of FunnyJunk, and I am here to tell you to stop posting.
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #894171 at Friendly ** I clearly answered those questions in my previous comment. I am the messenger of FunnyJunk, and I am here to tell you to stop posting.
User avatar #459 to #458 - kikisu (03/26/2014) [-]
Posting comments? Why? I'm not doing anything wrong. You're the dumb ass who's just rolling.
#466 to #459 - stoicnick (09/15/2014) [-]
**stoicnick rolled image** Hey now, he may be a dumbass but rolling is for the cool kids
#460 to #459 - Dwarf (03/26/2014) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Perfection ** Hey, I can stop rolling whenever I want to. Also, I'm not just rolling. I'm also adding valuable information within each of my comments.
User avatar #461 to #460 - kikisu (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah ok. Well I don't think I'm going to stop at any rate, since I've no idea what you're going on about.
User avatar #462 to #461 - Dwarf (03/26/2014) [-]
You don't even want to know what I'll do...
User avatar #463 to #462 - kikisu (03/26/2014) [-]
I don't really care? You're some stranger that, as far as I can tell, I've never met nor talked to, who just comes to tell me to "shut the **** up" for no reason as far as I can tell.
#464 to #463 - Dwarf (03/26/2014) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at Explosm Delivers ** berrypicker as ****
User avatar #455 - itsthetie ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Thanks for the invite, I'll let you know when the next comic's up with a mass PM
User avatar #454 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
*spanks Kikisu because i can*
User avatar #453 - konradkurze (03/19/2014) [-]
*wedgies Kikisu*
User avatar #452 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
can i please have some fj points

need them BAD
User avatar #449 - colegaleener (03/10/2014) [-]
show us the nails.
User avatar #445 - starmandx (03/10/2014) [-]
Show me your nails
User avatar #446 to #445 - kikisu (03/10/2014) [-]
? The ones on that comment? My pen was broken (a typical calligraphy pen but with a ink cartridge inside) and seeped ink all over my hands and under my nails. I didn't bother to wash the ink off before taking the picture. Not much to see.
User avatar #447 to #446 - starmandx (03/10/2014) [-]
showmetheNAILS
User avatar #448 to #447 - dazartimm (03/10/2014) [-]
I wanna see them nails too.
User avatar #403 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolls 83**
User avatar #404 to #403 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolls 048**
User avatar #405 to #404 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolls 9,357**
User avatar #412 to #405 - kikisu (02/18/2014) [-]
Sorry i was away. Working on stuff for work.
User avatar #406 to #405 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled user xxangelisxx **
User avatar #413 to #406 - kikisu (02/18/2014) [-]
Also, can you not spam me if I don't answer you?
User avatar #441 to #413 - stoicnick (02/23/2014) [-]
thing
User avatar #440 to #413 - stoicnick (02/23/2014) [-]
damned
User avatar #436 to #413 - stoicnick (02/23/2014) [-]
bitch
User avatar #435 to #413 - stoicnick (02/23/2014) [-]
spam
User avatar #433 to #413 - stoicnick (02/23/2014) [-]
motha'
User avatar #429 to #413 - stoicnick (02/20/2014) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
User avatar #428 to #413 - stoicnick (02/20/2014) [-]
about
User avatar #427 to #413 - stoicnick (02/20/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #415 to #413 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
I don't
<w<
User avatar #416 to #415 - kikisu (02/18/2014) [-]
8 comments on my profile and 2 direct messages? That isn't spam?
User avatar #417 to #416 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
lol nope
User avatar #418 to #417 - kikisu (02/18/2014) [-]
Yeah well either way, if I'm busy, I'm busy. I leave funnyjunk open on my laptop even if I'm AFK or even out of the house.
User avatar #420 to #418 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
I did that
User avatar #421 to #420 - kikisu (02/18/2014) [-]
I see. I won't reply next time if you send more than 2 forms of communication.
User avatar #422 to #421 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
really? D: that sucks..
User avatar #423 to #422 - kikisu (02/18/2014) [-]
No. If I'm busy I don't want to have a million messages when I finally get on.
User avatar #424 to #423 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
<-<'; I don't give that much
User avatar #425 to #424 - kikisu (02/18/2014) [-]
It's hyperbole.
User avatar #426 to #425 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
hyper-what?
User avatar #419 to #418 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
werid
User avatar #408 to #407 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #409 to #408 - xxangelisxx (02/18/2014) [-]
das gay
User avatar #410 to #409 - acemcgunner (02/18/2014) [-]
only if balls touch and we say no homo
User avatar #411 to #410 - xxangelisxx (02/18/2014) [-]
eeeeeh
#396 - acemcgunner (02/14/2014) [-]
yo gurl.. happy V-day..from the ...heart?
User avatar #397 to #396 - kikisu (02/14/2014) [-]
Thanks. Too bad my valentine is in another state
User avatar #399 to #398 - kikisu (02/14/2014) [-]
Er no, my boyfriend.
User avatar #401 to #400 - kikisu (02/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, he's a marine so he's stationed elsewhere.
#402 to #401 - acemcgunner (02/14/2014) [-]
you guys when I watch you both as my porn..
you guys when I watch you both as my porn..
#395 - snufullahfahgess (02/13/2014) [-]
It's all in the angle of the pen. That's your first step. Then practice. Just do lines going up and down.

Here's a helpful site
You need to login to view this link calligraphypen.wordpress. com/2009/01/12/pen-angle-and-proportion/

You'll get it down with repetition
User avatar #394 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause
User avatar #391 - stoicnick (02/06/2014) [-]
look i got the color changed!
User avatar #392 to #391 - kikisu (02/06/2014) [-]
Beautiful!
#388 - acemcgunner (01/31/2014) [-]
hey kikisu, it's me, ace, uhm we have a problem I was testing and working on advice, and it turned me into a bat pony...
User avatar #389 to #388 - kikisu (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh wow.
#390 to #389 - acemcgunner (01/31/2014) [-]
device, I mean..
User avatar #371 - goodadventures ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
wun sexs?!/?
User avatar #372 to #371 - kikisu (01/22/2014) [-]
Do I know you?
User avatar #373 to #372 - goodadventures ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
no but dats changing
User avatar #374 to #373 - kikisu (01/22/2014) [-]
Why did you write on my wall?
User avatar #375 to #374 - goodadventures ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
trying to stick my weiner in you
User avatar #376 to #375 - kikisu (01/22/2014) [-]
I see and I don't want that.
User avatar #378 to #377 - kikisu (01/22/2014) [-]
You tried? By messaging some random girl on funnyjunk? Because she obviously is going to mesmerized by your use of the English language. "[B]ut dats changing" is so poetic, I must just be a bitch to be unreceptive to your advances.
#379 to #378 - goodadventures ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
ye true u must be i think, i mean i was pretty fkn smooth back there to be frank but maybe ur a lesbian idk.   
   
i like poetry tho and ur very beautfiul id like to write poems about you n_n
ye true u must be i think, i mean i was pretty fkn smooth back there to be frank but maybe ur a lesbian idk.

i like poetry tho and ur very beautfiul id like to write poems about you n_n
User avatar #380 to #379 - kikisu (01/22/2014) [-]
You've seen pictures of me? I mean yes I've posted photos of myself before, but yeah. Not a lesbian, just not attracted to people who start out a conversation with wanting to **** me.
User avatar #381 to #380 - goodadventures ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Naw i've not seen you tho you could change that, but you're still beautiful. Should I start with I wanna date you?
User avatar #382 to #381 - kikisu (01/22/2014) [-]
No you should get to know a person first, and find out if you have anything in common with them, like say, if they have a significant other or like dogs better than cats.
User avatar #383 to #382 - goodadventures ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
do you have a bf? do u prefer cats or dogs?
Is you avatar an anime character?
Also hello my name is Adam.
User avatar #384 to #383 - kikisu (01/22/2014) [-]
No I don't have a boyfriend, I just got over a rather rough break up. I'm also pansexual. I like all animals, gerbils, cats, dogs, rabbits, fish, birds, you name it. My avatar is an edit of a fan made Sakura, from the manga and anime Naruto, picture. And hello Adam, I'm Dani.
User avatar #387 to #384 - goodadventures ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
still waiting
User avatar #450 to #387 - stoicnick (03/11/2014) [-]
i would like to point out, your comments. are best comments.
User avatar #451 to #450 - goodadventures ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
thanks man, i have a way with the hoes
User avatar #386 to #384 - goodadventures ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
i shall wait
User avatar #385 to #384 - goodadventures ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Nice to meet you dani sorry about the break up, I also love animals dey so cute, I use to watch naruto like a year ago but it started to bore me a little with the continue cat and mouse chase of naruto and sasuke, but its prop improved now.

cans i see a pic now
User avatar #366 - stoicnick (01/15/2014) [-]
Ptssssssssssst Check.This. **** .
User avatar #367 to #366 - kikisu (01/17/2014) [-]
SWEEET
#368 to #367 - stoicnick (01/17/2014) [-]
this one lasts 3 months
this one lasts 3 months
User avatar #369 to #368 - kikisu (01/17/2014) [-]
Great! *highfive*
#370 to #369 - stoicnick (01/17/2014) [-]
aw ye
aw ye
User avatar #364 - stoicnick (01/03/2014) [-]
Lookie at me font
User avatar #365 to #364 - kikisu (01/03/2014) [-]
Cool, colored text
#360 - konradkurze (12/05/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #6762458 at Safe For Work Random Board **
*nibbles* the pic is your flavor
User avatar #356 - stoicnick (12/03/2013) [-]
**** nuggets
User avatar #357 to #356 - stoicnick (12/03/2013) [-]
i mean hi
User avatar #358 to #357 - kikisu (12/04/2013) [-]
Sup
#361 to #358 - stoicnick (12/07/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #47058 at Friendly ** hihihi there my little droogie
User avatar #362 to #361 - kikisu (12/07/2013) [-]
Hey there
User avatar #363 to #362 - stoicnick (12/07/2013) [-]
what's up?
User avatar #359 to #358 - stoicnick (12/04/2013) [-]
ceiling
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