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- You saved this image at "Sheeet tyrone" ....
- Living in downtown phoenix, the hot tarmac adds about 10 degre…
- All I can see is the leech coming out of his lower lip.
Feminism is a joke
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.
So I was balls deep in this guy thrusting as hard as I could when I reached around to give him a hand job. Guess what? That fucker had an erection. What. Queer.
The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in.
A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl says to the man, "Excuse me sir, I've never been fucked and in my condition no one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?" So the man kicks her into the pool and says, "There, you're fucked."
A guy called into work and says, "Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?" ... "I'm not coming into work this morning!"
God gave women yeast infections so that they would know what it was like living with an irritating cunt for once.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy? Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen.
What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
A baby seal walked into a club...
I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.
What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she'll swallow.
I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special.
What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? Depends...
Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today.
Little Johnny is staying at his grandmother's house for the weekend with his parents. He walks into their room in the middle of the night and wakes his mother. His mother says "What is it Johnny?". Little Johnny says "Grandma has a shrimpy"! His mother looks at him puzzled. "She has a WHAT?" Johnny says "A Shrimpy!" His mother has no idea what little Johnny is talking about. His mother says "Come show me what you're talking about". Little Johnny leads his mother downstairs where his 85 year old grandmother is lying sprawled out on the sofa in her night-gown. Her gown is wide open and so are her legs. She is sound asleep. Johnny says to his mother "Look mommy, Grandma has a shrimpy". He points to her vaginHis mother laughs. "No, no, Johnny, that's not a shrimpy. That's her vagina". Little Johnny looks up at his mother and says "Wow! Sure does taste like shrimpy".
What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat.
What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull meat out.
How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake.
How are children like cellphones? If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead.
What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Retarded things only come out of her vagina SOME of the time.
- This guy is real funny and nice, I've met him a few times at t…
Art These Days
- reminds me of this.
What movie is that?
I would recommend it to any gamer.
he should probably get a radio so he could talk to other car beds,
that would be hot
- Thats the light rail in Tempe Arizona that man hangs around AS…
Art These Days
Hey to each their own. That's neat though, I know some fairly creative homeless folks that do weird shit for money.
I volunteer at a couple homeless shelters and programs, and the one in Austin, TX I have one guy that carries signs with jokes on them instead of asking for money. He also likes to take off all of his clothes off and try on everything I bring down there, even the stuff for the girls, sometimes people pay him to put his clothes back on. Or he'll walk the sidewalk like it's a fashion show.
This guy is real funny and nice, I've met him a few times at the local street fair or chilling on Mill Ave (party ave) His stories are pretty cool too, how he made that outfit and he makes pretty good money getting picture. Thats pretty funny, I like hearing their stories, usually they are really nice people.
Making a move
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- "You a ***** with a garden hose"
Which knight are you?
- Dat second dog.
God damnit, dog
- I love Aussies, my two Aussie/Blue healers.
oh wait half half i get ya
they do not look like blue healers, just sayin.
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