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Date Signed Up:3/12/2013
Last Login:12/15/2014
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#1083 - **** posting isn't funny. 08/04/2014 on /paranormal/ +4
#1082 - I've never told anyone this story, and anyone involved hasn't …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/04/2014 on /paranormal/ +1
User avatar #1096 - kijajouteh (08/05/2014) [-]
We all brought sleeping bags, but none of us could sleep. It was like that feeling where you know you weren't being watched, but it felt like you were. Every little sound scared us, and we all obviously wanted to get out of their. I swear I saw a man on the edges of the shadows, waiting to jump on us, but I didn't say anything. We tried to keep the mood light by laughing and telling retarded-ass 9th grade jokes, but the tension was high. Then, we heard that devilish scream again, and it sounded like it was right next to us. We all bolted from the camp, running in a random directions.

It was almost comically hilarious. I got separated from everyone else, I tried calling out to them, but to no avail. I kept walking around for what felt like hours, but according to my wristwatch was only 30 minutes. I can safely say i've never been more scared than I was then. I heard a twig snap, and looked in the direction from which it came. There was a young woman, maybe in you early 20's. She asked me if I was lost. I was dumbstruck for a second, then said yes. She said that the neighborhood I lived in was just past some trees, and she pointed in the direction. I said thanks and started walking towards the neighborhood. I took one last look back, and as any cliche story would have, she was gone.

My friends were waiting in the entrance to the woods, and I asked them if they saw anyone else in the woods. They all responded in the negative. None of us ever talked about the demonic sound that we heard ever again. It just felt to strange to talk about. I never told anyone this story, it felt too strange. I have more stories too, but I never saw what made that horrid sound, nor did I want to.
User avatar #1118 - pigglysumbeech (08/06/2014) [-]
Don't feel like your story is crazy. I've seen/heard weirder shit. Reminded me of a couple things I didn't want to remember, and really made me cringe at the end there. Just be glad you're safe in your house, most of us around my area don't have that luxury.

And I kind of wish I lived near you, I love the woods and camping but we can't do it around here. There's woods all around, but fuck that. Last time I went camping was almost 100 miles away. xD
User avatar #1129 - kijajouteh (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah any wooded area is really rare. That whole area is torn down and made into a suburb.
User avatar #1130 - pigglysumbeech (08/06/2014) [-]
That's probably for the best.
User avatar #1097 - kijajouteh (08/05/2014) [-]
Creepy Demonic Sound! Here's what that shit sounded like, but with like a high pitched banshee sound mixed in.
User avatar #1086 - sushininja (08/04/2014) [-]
is there more to the story/ recurring events? because I'd be interested either way
#120 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on is it just me... -1
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#78 - the only real music is Beethoven's 1736374284th Lost Sonata V19  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Teens -1
User avatar #111 - biscuitsunited (08/03/2014) [-]
You just pulled that out of your ass
If you're gonna make a witty comment be witty please
User avatar #120 - cmilanes (08/03/2014) [-]
yo i think he was just trying to make a joke
User avatar #122 - biscuitsunited (08/03/2014) [-]
Alright fair nuff
#19 - Comment deleted 07/31/2014 on dirty $ -9
#1017936 - join for sexy hot rp's <3 07/31/2014 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#134 - I am merely the bearer of his legacy never as good as the mast… 07/31/2014 on The REAL rape culture -1
#67 - preachingtothechoir.jpg  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on The REAL rape culture 0
User avatar #105 - agreatusername (07/31/2014) [-]
T-Twi?
Is that you?
User avatar #134 - kijajouteh (07/31/2014) [-]
I am merely the bearer of his legacy never as good as the master himself, I only wish to become enlightened in the nirvana that is twi.
#1 - The axtinguisher was a gay op weapon that seriously needed a nerf. 07/31/2014 on axtinguisher's profile 0
#9397638 - join for sexy gay pokemon rps 07/30/2014 on autism autism autism autism -1
#613833 - Join for sexy gay pokemon rps  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #613847 - sekundab (07/30/2014) [-]
not sure if I should. my mom won't let me
User avatar #613839 - totodigatr (07/30/2014) [-]
Fuck off.
#9396536 - pls join my steam group kthx 07/30/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#15835 - pls join my steam group for sexy gay yiff rps ;)  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #15836 - nigalthornberry (07/30/2014) [-]
This is fitness
#15838 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
not anymore
#271 - Picture 07/30/2014 on PEETEEESSDEE +3
#242 - This guy is a troll you **** faces. 07/29/2014 on It's over guys!!! 0
#248 - You do know that this is people from fj (possibly op) making t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Thin Privilege Exists! +2
User avatar #259 - minorian (07/28/2014) [-]
I secretly suspect that every femi-nazi is actually just trolls.
#25 - if anyone doesn't get it the joke is black people  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on A noble sacrifice. +2
#43 - isolovegames (07/28/2014) [-]
hue
#38 - I hate these type of things usually. But god damn por… 07/28/2014 on Portal +1
#223 - I'm confused, are you mocking the picture you posted? I had a … 07/28/2014 on So smrt... +1
#282 - Yu go trolled op, sorry m9.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Seriously unhappy customer -1
User avatar #293 - majormayor (07/28/2014) [-]
The sad thing is that they usually don't try to be crazier than some of the serious people anymore.
#78 - Damn, it's banned.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on kijajouteh's profile 0
User avatar #79 - tranquilizer (07/28/2014) [-]
aw
#77 - twiface, but it hasn't been active. 07/28/2014 on kijajouteh's profile 0
#74 - 2013 called 07/28/2014 on God damn news +6
#75 - What are you doing here. 07/28/2014 on kijajouteh's profile 0
#73 - ded  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on kijajouteh's profile 0
User avatar #76 - tranquilizer (07/28/2014) [-]
No alt account?
User avatar #78 - kijajouteh (07/28/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/twiface

Damn, it's banned.
User avatar #79 - tranquilizer (07/28/2014) [-]
aw
User avatar #77 - kijajouteh (07/28/2014) [-]
twiface, but it hasn't been active.
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User avatar #27 - kijajouteh (04/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by kijajouteh
#81 - mahittamane (09/25/2014) [-]
nieka u wan slang dem thangs mane dippin on oppz fool
User avatar #80 - tranquilizer (08/12/2014) [-]
>kilojoule
User avatar #70 - tranquilizer (07/24/2014) [-]
Once upon a time there was a carrot named Ron.
He had all the fun up in his three house.
He shared a room with a squirrel named Mr. Febbles.
They were the bestest of friends.
One saturday, the two decided to go bowling together.
While Ron was choosing himself a bowling ball, Mr. Febbles was getting them some beverages.
On the way back to the bowling alley Mr. Febbles slipped and hit his head, losing consciousness.
After waiting for half an hour, Ron decided to go look for Mr. Febbles.
He found Mr. Febbles raped, with multiple broken bones, lying in the gutter.
Ron cried for months and ended his life by crashing a truck at a kindergarten.

R.I.P in peace Ron 1992-2014
User avatar #71 to #70 - kijajouteh (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #72 to #71 - tranquilizer (07/24/2014) [-]
btw
wat hapend to twi
User avatar #73 to #72 - kijajouteh (07/27/2014) [-]
ded
User avatar #76 to #73 - tranquilizer (07/28/2014) [-]
No alt account?
User avatar #77 to #76 - kijajouteh (07/28/2014) [-]
twiface, but it hasn't been active.
User avatar #65 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #66 to #65 - kijajouteh (07/22/2014) [-]
#62 to #61 - kijajouteh ONLINE (06/14/2014)
Nah, I play occasionaly :/
User avatar #67 to #66 - ied (07/22/2014) [-]
can i trade for them then?
User avatar #68 to #67 - kijajouteh (07/22/2014) [-]
I actually don't really play anymore, just take them.
User avatar #69 to #68 - ied (07/22/2014) [-]
wow tanks
User avatar #63 - archmagestudios ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
nerd
User avatar #64 to #63 - kijajouteh (07/12/2014) [-]
>TFW
User avatar #61 - partially (06/14/2014) [-]
Hello can i buy some of your items and points?
User avatar #62 to #61 - kijajouteh (06/14/2014) [-]
Nah, I play occasionaly :/
User avatar #59 - tranquilizer (06/02/2014) [-]
>kilojoule
User avatar #60 to #59 - kijajouteh (06/03/2014) [-]
>tranquilgazer
User avatar #58 - youhei (05/18/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #57 - aczzoh ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
wanna **** ?
#56 - ashedust (05/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 - itsthetie (05/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#53 - teoyuppie (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey, you dropped this on your way out.
User avatar #54 to #53 - kijajouteh (05/16/2014) [-]
Thanks. I was going to give it to teoyuppie.
User avatar #48 - tranquilizer (05/14/2014) [-]
explehn naem
User avatar #49 to #48 - kijajouteh (05/14/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #50 to #49 - tranquilizer (05/14/2014) [-]
I keep thinking it's that unit that measures force
User avatar #51 to #50 - kijajouteh (05/14/2014) [-]
A kijajouteh...?
User avatar #52 to #51 - tranquilizer (05/14/2014) [-]
No
but at first it seemed like a unit
I kept mixing j's with l's and stuff
It's a finnish term, I don't know how it translates
But it looks similiar on paper
User avatar #39 to #38 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
I liek it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
your not bongldr
User avatar #43 to #42 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
Hey.

Check the comments on your profile.

I may have some valuable information.
#45 to #43 - bongldr (05/01/2014) [-]
what comment
User avatar #46 to #45 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
The most recent one I left.
User avatar #32 - syrianassassin (04/22/2014) [-]
MAN!
User avatar #28 - joshlol (04/17/2014) [-]
hey, thanks for the add
User avatar #29 to #28 - kijajouteh (04/17/2014) [-]
np bb
#20 - bongldr (04/14/2014) [-]
i like your picture
User avatar #21 to #20 - kijajouteh (04/14/2014) [-]
I liek ur dick
#22 to #21 - bongldr (04/14/2014) [-]
i like where this is going
User avatar #23 to #22 - kijajouteh (04/14/2014) [-]
It's no going anywhere, you can leave now
#24 to #23 - bongldr (04/14/2014) [-]
can i stay if i suck your dick
User avatar #25 to #24 - kijajouteh (04/14/2014) [-]
Maybe.
#26 to #25 - bongldr (04/14/2014) [-]
drop those pants already
User avatar #34 to #33 - bongldr (04/23/2014) [-]
why not qutie buns xx
User avatar #35 to #34 - kijajouteh (04/25/2014) [-]
im shy
#36 to #35 - bongldr (04/25/2014) [-]
dont be shy i wont bite yet you shall bleed
User avatar #37 to #36 - kijajouteh (04/25/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #19 - sandbagger (04/10/2014) [-]
Wow, you are a massive faggot.
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