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kijajouteh

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Date Signed Up:3/12/2013
Last Login:4/18/2015
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Comment Ranking:#9725
Highest Content Rank:#97
Highest Comment Rank:#1442
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Content Views:2177419
Times Content Favorited:3228 times
Total Comments Made:3552
FJ Points:281
Favorite Tags: funny (4) | facebook (2) | MLP (2) | tag (2) | tits (2)

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#4 - Well **** now I got get off fj and write an essay. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Right now... +5
#5 - tagme (01/29/2015) [-]
Join the club, we'd have meetings, but we keep putting them off.
#19 - Do you have a link? 01/28/2015 on Coal Burnin 0
#16 - Unfortunately steak makes your cum taste god-awful. Not a favo…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Coal Burnin 0
#17 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
Food does not alter the tase of semen. This has been debunked for a while now,
User avatar #19 - kijajouteh (01/28/2015) [-]
Do you have a link?
#18 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
taste*
#28 - Same thing with porn.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on pic related +11
User avatar #40 - swallowedinthesea (01/11/2015) [-]
Buffering, sudden glimpse at oddly angry looking face, clip plays, skip again to bit I was looking for, buffering....
#176 - Shhhhh it's okay anon... 01/10/2015 on Hippie 0
#89 - twi senpai~! wat happen 01/07/2015 on kijajouteh's profile 0
#10249651 - Sounds good.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10249691 - ayumu (12/30/2014) [-]
nigger you are going to ruin your relationship
#10249645 - I'm not gonna see her for a month. This will not work.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10249648 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
Fine then

Like


A day or two

And change the subject everytime she brings it up
User avatar #10249651 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
Sounds good.
User avatar #10249691 - ayumu (12/30/2014) [-]
nigger you are going to ruin your relationship
#10249643 - Priorities tho. 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
#10249639 - Dumping? Like taking a **** ? lol man.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10249641 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
Goes before hoes.
User avatar #10249640 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
Yea, choose shitting over bitches any day.
User avatar #10249643 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
Priorities tho.
#10249631 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10249642 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
Good

Now don't say anything until the next time you see her
User avatar #10249645 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna see her for a month. This will not work.
User avatar #10249648 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
Fine then

Like


A day or two

And change the subject everytime she brings it up
User avatar #10249651 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
Sounds good.
User avatar #10249691 - ayumu (12/30/2014) [-]
nigger you are going to ruin your relationship
#10249610 - >> #10249603  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10249613 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
YES.
#10249609 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10249611 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
"I said, nevermind."
#10249631 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #10249642 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
Good

Now don't say anything until the next time you see her
User avatar #10249645 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna see her for a month. This will not work.
User avatar #10249648 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
Fine then

Like


A day or two

And change the subject everytime she brings it up
User avatar #10249651 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
Sounds good.
User avatar #10249691 - ayumu (12/30/2014) [-]
nigger you are going to ruin your relationship
User avatar #10249615 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
"I changed my mind on you, we're dumping"
User avatar #10249639 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
Dumping? Like taking a shit? lol man.
User avatar #10249641 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
Goes before hoes.
User avatar #10249640 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
Yea, choose shitting over bitches any day.
User avatar #10249643 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
Priorities tho.
User avatar #10249621 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
Bruh

You've never met a girl

You don't know what to ufcking say
#10249603 - It is done. Now we wait.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10249604 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
Pics or it didnt happen.
User avatar #10249610 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #10249613 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
YES.
#10249580 - Two people fail rolled. Okay. 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
#10249578 - Oh. 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
#10249575 - You suck. 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
#10249572 - Dubs decides what I text my girlfriend? I will post reaction, …  [+] (43 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Autism Board 0
#10249617 - anonymous (12/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 46**
User avatar #10249596 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
**eezo used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**eezo rolls 99**
User avatar #10249602 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
Say "Actually, nevermind."
#10249609 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #10249611 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
"I said, nevermind."
#10249631 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #10249642 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
Good

Now don't say anything until the next time you see her
User avatar #10249645 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna see her for a month. This will not work.
User avatar #10249648 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
Fine then

Like


A day or two

And change the subject everytime she brings it up
User avatar #10249651 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
Sounds good.
User avatar #10249691 - ayumu (12/30/2014) [-]
nigger you are going to ruin your relationship
User avatar #10249615 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
"I changed my mind on you, we're dumping"
User avatar #10249639 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
Dumping? Like taking a shit? lol man.
User avatar #10249641 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
Goes before hoes.
User avatar #10249640 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
Yea, choose shitting over bitches any day.
User avatar #10249643 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
Priorities tho.
User avatar #10249621 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
Bruh

You've never met a girl

You don't know what to ufcking say
User avatar #10249603 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
It is done. Now we wait.
User avatar #10249604 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
Pics or it didnt happen.
User avatar #10249610 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #10249613 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
YES.
User avatar #10249598 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
BRUH. MAKE THEM BREAK UP
User avatar #10249597 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #10249594 - aczzoh (12/30/2014) [-]
>rolling
User avatar #10249593 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
*Roll d20*
User avatar #10249595 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
*Roll 1, d20*
User avatar #10249592 - bigbaddrag (12/30/2014) [-]
**bigbaddrag used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**bigbaddrag rolls 89**
User avatar #10249590 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
**eezo used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**eezo rolls 85**
#10249589 - anonymous (12/30/2014) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**anonymous rolls 85**
User avatar #10249591 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
WOah
User avatar #10249588 - reginleif (12/30/2014) [-]
If you had a gf dafuq you doing here?
User avatar #10249586 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 1 0-99*
User avatar #10249587 - eezo (12/30/2014) [-]
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THIS SHIT
User avatar #10249582 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
**cookiecoketwo used "*Roll 2, 00-00*"**
**cookiecoketwo rolls 0**
**cookiecoketwo rolls 0**
User avatar #10249584 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
Fine. I give up.
User avatar #10249581 - cookiecoketwo (12/30/2014) [-]
**cookiecoketwo used "*Roll 1, 00-00*"**
**cookiecoketwo rolls 0**
#10249577 - anonymous (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 1, 0-99
User avatar #10249580 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
Two people fail rolled. Okay.
User avatar #10249576 - tubcat (12/30/2014) [-]
dip off attention faggot fairy.
User avatar #10249578 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #10249573 - dancininseptember (12/30/2014) [-]
*roll 2*
User avatar #10249575 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
You suck.
User avatar #10249574 - dancininseptember (12/30/2014) [-]
EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE IS A LIE
#85 - How did you get this number?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on kijajouteh's profile 0
User avatar #86 - majormayor (12/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember.
#83 - What.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2014 on kijajouteh's profile 0
User avatar #84 - majormayor (12/30/2014) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #85 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
How did you get this number?
User avatar #86 - majormayor (12/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember.
#122 - Obama's not a linguist tho. 12/23/2014 on It is official +13
#20 - Only a true faggot would look at photographic evidence of some… 12/22/2014 on Crab 0
#28 - Actually cool because after 19 years of psycho religous freaks… 12/22/2014 on Merry Christmas, FJ family +1
#165 - >trans-hank-hill Nice job samefagging op. 12/20/2014 on Top Kek -1
#92 - Okay for anyone wondering this is actually a pretty huge probl… 12/13/2014 on The solution to all my... 0

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User avatar #27 - kijajouteh (04/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by kijajouteh
User avatar #92 to #91 - kijajouteh (03/28/2015) [-]
why
User avatar #88 - neppy (01/01/2015) [-]
am twi
do u remember me
User avatar #89 to #88 - kijajouteh (01/07/2015) [-]
twi senpai~!

wat happen
User avatar #87 - ayumu ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
enjoy life without a gf fagt
User avatar #82 - majormayor (12/29/2014) [-]
Do you still complain about choirs?
User avatar #83 to #82 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
What.
User avatar #84 to #83 - majormayor (12/30/2014) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #85 to #84 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
How did you get this number?
User avatar #86 to #85 - majormayor (12/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember.
#81 - mahittamane (09/25/2014) [-]
nieka u wan slang dem thangs mane dippin on oppz fool
User avatar #80 - tranquilizer (08/12/2014) [-]
>kilojoule
User avatar #70 - tranquilizer (07/24/2014) [-]
Once upon a time there was a carrot named Ron.
He had all the fun up in his three house.
He shared a room with a squirrel named Mr. Febbles.
They were the bestest of friends.
One saturday, the two decided to go bowling together.
While Ron was choosing himself a bowling ball, Mr. Febbles was getting them some beverages.
On the way back to the bowling alley Mr. Febbles slipped and hit his head, losing consciousness.
After waiting for half an hour, Ron decided to go look for Mr. Febbles.
He found Mr. Febbles raped, with multiple broken bones, lying in the gutter.
Ron cried for months and ended his life by crashing a truck at a kindergarten.

R.I.P in peace Ron 1992-2014
User avatar #71 to #70 - kijajouteh (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #72 to #71 - tranquilizer (07/24/2014) [-]
btw
wat hapend to twi
User avatar #73 to #72 - kijajouteh (07/27/2014) [-]
ded
User avatar #76 to #73 - tranquilizer (07/28/2014) [-]
No alt account?
User avatar #77 to #76 - kijajouteh (07/28/2014) [-]
twiface, but it hasn't been active.
User avatar #65 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #66 to #65 - kijajouteh (07/22/2014) [-]
#62 to #61 - kijajouteh ONLINE (06/14/2014)
Nah, I play occasionaly :/
User avatar #67 to #66 - ied (07/22/2014) [-]
can i trade for them then?
User avatar #68 to #67 - kijajouteh (07/22/2014) [-]
I actually don't really play anymore, just take them.
User avatar #69 to #68 - ied (07/22/2014) [-]
wow tanks
User avatar #63 - archmagestudios (07/12/2014) [-]
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
nerd
User avatar #64 to #63 - kijajouteh (07/12/2014) [-]
>TFW
User avatar #61 - partially (06/14/2014) [-]
Hello can i buy some of your items and points?
User avatar #62 to #61 - kijajouteh (06/14/2014) [-]
Nah, I play occasionaly :/
User avatar #59 - tranquilizer (06/02/2014) [-]
>kilojoule
User avatar #60 to #59 - kijajouteh (06/03/2014) [-]
>tranquilgazer
User avatar #58 - youhei (05/18/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #57 - aczzoh (05/18/2014) [-]
wanna **** ?
#56 - ashedust (05/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 - itsthetie (05/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#53 - teoyuppie (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey, you dropped this on your way out.
User avatar #54 to #53 - kijajouteh (05/16/2014) [-]
Thanks. I was going to give it to teoyuppie.
User avatar #48 - tranquilizer (05/14/2014) [-]
explehn naem
User avatar #49 to #48 - kijajouteh (05/14/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #50 to #49 - tranquilizer (05/14/2014) [-]
I keep thinking it's that unit that measures force
User avatar #51 to #50 - kijajouteh (05/14/2014) [-]
A kijajouteh...?
User avatar #52 to #51 - tranquilizer (05/14/2014) [-]
No
but at first it seemed like a unit
I kept mixing j's with l's and stuff
It's a finnish term, I don't know how it translates
But it looks similiar on paper
User avatar #39 to #38 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
I liek it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
your not bongldr
#42 to #41 - bongldr (05/01/2014) [-]
who dat ***** mane
User avatar #43 to #42 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
Hey.

Check the comments on your profile.

I may have some valuable information.
#45 to #43 - bongldr (05/01/2014) [-]
what comment
User avatar #46 to #45 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
The most recent one I left.
User avatar #32 - syrianassassin (04/22/2014) [-]
MAN!
User avatar #28 - joshlol (04/17/2014) [-]
hey, thanks for the add
User avatar #29 to #28 - kijajouteh (04/17/2014) [-]
np bb
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