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Date Signed Up:3/12/2013
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#1009851 - What are some ng+ Viable builds in Dark Souls 2? First time ha…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1009858 - tohya (07/22/2014) [-]
Builds don't exist in DaS2 because of SM. You either gimp yourself with a self proclaimed "build", or you continue to level your stats and become what everyone else is.
#1009859 - lillpip (07/22/2014) [-]
>Being this casual
#1009860 - tohya (07/22/2014) [-]
>Voluntarily gimping yourself with a broken PvP system and shitty PvE with low durability weapons

It's like you want to be killed.
#1009861 - lillpip (07/22/2014) [-]
>Not being good at the game and assuming you can win simply because of better stats, armor, and weapons

It's like you want to play Pokemon.
#1009880 - tylosaurus (07/22/2014) [-]
It's funny because he's all about maxing out everything in order to beat anything. If he doesn't use hacks that is.
#1009894 - lillpip (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, that doesn't really work in DkS.

I've had fights where my opponent will hit twice, and be parried twice.

Level doesn't really matter there, does it?
User avatar #1009902 - tylosaurus (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #1009908 - lillpip (07/22/2014) [-]
kek.
Ever since they fixed that, backstep parrying has been the way I do it.
User avatar #1009863 - kijajouteh (07/22/2014) [-]
>meme arrows
User avatar #1009865 - lillpip (07/22/2014) [-]
>implorifying me me arrows aren't the new meta
#1009854 - anonymous (07/22/2014) [-]
i thought miracles got nerfed in recent patches because people went through the game with lightning spear with ease
#11 - That's pretty ******* edgy not gonna lie. 07/22/2014 on Super villains +11
#12 - He it's called satire you dumbass. 07/21/2014 on U Avin A Giggl M8 -14
#9 - lol epic bro :^) 07/21/2014 on Games +1
#6 - ur mom lol  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Games -1
#838 - superblade (07/22/2014) [-]
**superblade rolled image** funny how darune give lot of thumbs but ur mama can't
#75 - Oh this is funny?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Ass-aulted +6
User avatar #100 - azumeow (07/21/2014) [-]
Yes, it is.
#35 - Good thing it didn't happen like that, faggot.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on badjokepony's profile 0
User avatar #36 - ragingbrony (07/21/2014) [-]
Too bad that's exactly how it happened.
User avatar #44 - nought (07/21/2014) [-]
u ragin hard m80
10/10
#33 - Except it didn't, soo...  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2014 on badjokepony's profile 0
User avatar #34 - ragingbrony (07/20/2014) [-]
He made this account, stopped for a day, then anons did it.
He was first.
Just because you don't pay attention enough to notice, doesn't mean that's not how it is.
User avatar #35 - kijajouteh (07/20/2014) [-]
Good thing it didn't happen like that, faggot.
User avatar #36 - ragingbrony (07/21/2014) [-]
Too bad that's exactly how it happened.
User avatar #44 - nought (07/21/2014) [-]
u ragin hard m80
10/10
#9316503 - Check out this dank oc I made 07/20/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#23 - ******* thumbwhore, the joke pony group was anony…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2014 on badjokepony's profile 0
User avatar #32 - ragingbrony (07/20/2014) [-]
This account was first
The anons came afterwards
User avatar #33 - kijajouteh (07/20/2014) [-]
Except it didn't, soo...
User avatar #34 - ragingbrony (07/20/2014) [-]
He made this account, stopped for a day, then anons did it.
He was first.
Just because you don't pay attention enough to notice, doesn't mean that's not how it is.
User avatar #35 - kijajouteh (07/20/2014) [-]
Good thing it didn't happen like that, faggot.
User avatar #36 - ragingbrony (07/21/2014) [-]
Too bad that's exactly how it happened.
User avatar #44 - nought (07/21/2014) [-]
u ragin hard m80
10/10
#43 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Get some perspective +61
User avatar #234 - zeroqp (07/20/2014) [-]
It's not preaching to the choir, because so many people are neck-deep in feminism bullshit that they think anything that doesn't directly agree with it is against it, and it's important to keep tackling the problem. It's especially important that women do it, because to a female hardcore feminist, a man protesting or critisizing feminism is a given, since they're trying to end his tyranny.
User avatar #235 - goobyman (07/20/2014) [-]
but on this website it's preaching the choir because everyone here is anti-feminism. except those really bad trolls
User avatar #240 - zeroqp (07/20/2014) [-]
You have a point, but even then all of us know a lot of people, and we could use this as another means of disproving feminism efficiency.
#146 - norkas (07/20/2014) [-]
#11 - Picture 07/19/2014 on Title +35
#13 - "It doesn't even rhyme!" 07/19/2014 on 2deep4me -10
#24 - Nice meme bro 8^) 07/19/2014 on Assshole fucked up my mirror -2
#57 - Picture 07/19/2014 on Freedom! +7
#193 - What does that even mean. 07/19/2014 on Fat-Shaming Friday!!!!!!... 0
#191 - That's great then, you have a strong will. 07/19/2014 on Fat-Shaming Friday!!!!!!... 0
#188 - wow very condescend. And no, there really isn't that …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Fat-Shaming Friday!!!!!!... 0
User avatar #192 - domny (07/19/2014) [-]
Yeah uh, ok whatever, you're getting younger n younger with every comment I'm out.
User avatar #193 - kijajouteh (07/19/2014) [-]
What does that even mean.
#182 - It's not really. Just a lot of edgy 12 year-olds who think it isn't.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Fat-Shaming Friday!!!!!!... 0
User avatar #186 - domny (07/19/2014) [-]
12 year olds with no morals or sympathy.
Just like I said.
R u shmart?
User avatar #188 - kijajouteh (07/19/2014) [-]
wow very condescend.

And no, there really isn't that much of them. And it's not even a morality thing. It'smore of a you'readumbpieceofshitthat'snothowitworks.
User avatar #192 - domny (07/19/2014) [-]
Yeah uh, ok whatever, you're getting younger n younger with every comment I'm out.
User avatar #193 - kijajouteh (07/19/2014) [-]
What does that even mean.
#180 - ***** no. It's a small minority of fat people tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Fat-Shaming Friday!!!!!!... 0
User avatar #189 - sirfapaton (07/19/2014) [-]
Well, I easily stopped smoking. It's never impossible. Most of the fatties I know just stopped after a week because they got too hungry and didn't see instant results.
User avatar #191 - kijajouteh (07/19/2014) [-]
That's great then, you have a strong will.
#165 - Lets shame fat people instead of trying to help them become le…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Fat-Shaming Friday!!!!!!... +2
User avatar #167 - sirfapaton (07/19/2014) [-]
If they've got to that shape already it's extremely likely they've never ever tried getting back in shape.
User avatar #180 - kijajouteh (07/19/2014) [-]
Nigga no. It's a small minority of fat people that actually say their beautiful the way they are. Most of them are trying to lose weight, but they have an addiction to eating too much food. It's like trying to quit cigarettes or drugs.
User avatar #189 - sirfapaton (07/19/2014) [-]
Well, I easily stopped smoking. It's never impossible. Most of the fatties I know just stopped after a week because they got too hungry and didn't see instant results.
User avatar #191 - kijajouteh (07/19/2014) [-]
That's great then, you have a strong will.
#166 - domny (07/19/2014) [-]
This is the wrong place for morals and sympathy dude.
Just sayin.
User avatar #182 - kijajouteh (07/19/2014) [-]
It's not really. Just a lot of edgy 12 year-olds who think it isn't.
User avatar #186 - domny (07/19/2014) [-]
12 year olds with no morals or sympathy.
Just like I said.
R u shmart?
User avatar #188 - kijajouteh (07/19/2014) [-]
wow very condescend.

And no, there really isn't that much of them. And it's not even a morality thing. It'smore of a you'readumbpieceofshitthat'snothowitworks.
User avatar #192 - domny (07/19/2014) [-]
Yeah uh, ok whatever, you're getting younger n younger with every comment I'm out.
User avatar #193 - kijajouteh (07/19/2014) [-]
What does that even mean.
#105 - "dumbases" 07/19/2014 on Game giveaway! 0
#66 - What is this sauce of this stuff. 07/18/2014 on 2DS-tan 0
#36 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Contain Your Laughter +6
#47 - mrpavelowgrimm (07/19/2014) [-]
So we should stop saying how stupid something is just because is said often?
You just saw content about countries (maybe) planning to censor criticism against feminist and your first thought was "No guise staph guise pls staph"
#60 - bann (07/19/2014) [-]
I have lived a social and long er than most on this site life and I've never actually seen a femnazi demonstration that was taken seriously. In fact, I've only seen them taken seriously on the internet, most women don't care. To me all these complaints about them seem trivial, it's like complaining about people who follow nazism. Yea they exist, but they're so few and so powerless that it's a waste of effort to make a shit show about it.
#108 - Instant thumbs. 07/18/2014 on Help me prove him wrong 0
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User avatar #27 - kijajouteh (04/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by kijajouteh
User avatar #88 - neppy ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
am twi
do u remember me
User avatar #89 to #88 - kijajouteh (01/07/2015) [-]
twi senpai~!

wat happen
User avatar #87 - ayumu (12/30/2014) [-]
enjoy life without a gf fagt
User avatar #82 - majormayor (12/29/2014) [-]
Do you still complain about choirs?
User avatar #83 to #82 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
What.
User avatar #84 to #83 - majormayor (12/30/2014) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #85 to #84 - kijajouteh (12/30/2014) [-]
How did you get this number?
User avatar #86 to #85 - majormayor (12/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember.
#81 - mahittamane (09/25/2014) [-]
nieka u wan slang dem thangs mane dippin on oppz fool
User avatar #80 - tranquilizer (08/12/2014) [-]
>kilojoule
User avatar #70 - tranquilizer (07/24/2014) [-]
Once upon a time there was a carrot named Ron.
He had all the fun up in his three house.
He shared a room with a squirrel named Mr. Febbles.
They were the bestest of friends.
One saturday, the two decided to go bowling together.
While Ron was choosing himself a bowling ball, Mr. Febbles was getting them some beverages.
On the way back to the bowling alley Mr. Febbles slipped and hit his head, losing consciousness.
After waiting for half an hour, Ron decided to go look for Mr. Febbles.
He found Mr. Febbles raped, with multiple broken bones, lying in the gutter.
Ron cried for months and ended his life by crashing a truck at a kindergarten.

R.I.P in peace Ron 1992-2014
User avatar #71 to #70 - kijajouteh (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #72 to #71 - tranquilizer (07/24/2014) [-]
btw
wat hapend to twi
User avatar #73 to #72 - kijajouteh (07/27/2014) [-]
ded
User avatar #76 to #73 - tranquilizer (07/28/2014) [-]
No alt account?
User avatar #77 to #76 - kijajouteh (07/28/2014) [-]
twiface, but it hasn't been active.
User avatar #65 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #66 to #65 - kijajouteh (07/22/2014) [-]
#62 to #61 - kijajouteh ONLINE (06/14/2014)
Nah, I play occasionaly :/
User avatar #67 to #66 - ied (07/22/2014) [-]
can i trade for them then?
User avatar #68 to #67 - kijajouteh (07/22/2014) [-]
I actually don't really play anymore, just take them.
User avatar #69 to #68 - ied (07/22/2014) [-]
wow tanks
User avatar #63 - archmagestudios (07/12/2014) [-]
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd
nerd
User avatar #64 to #63 - kijajouteh (07/12/2014) [-]
>TFW
User avatar #61 - partially (06/14/2014) [-]
Hello can i buy some of your items and points?
User avatar #62 to #61 - kijajouteh (06/14/2014) [-]
Nah, I play occasionaly :/
User avatar #59 - tranquilizer (06/02/2014) [-]
>kilojoule
User avatar #60 to #59 - kijajouteh (06/03/2014) [-]
>tranquilgazer
User avatar #58 - youhei (05/18/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #57 - aczzoh (05/18/2014) [-]
wanna **** ?
#56 - ashedust (05/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 - itsthetie (05/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#53 - teoyuppie (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey, you dropped this on your way out.
User avatar #54 to #53 - kijajouteh (05/16/2014) [-]
Thanks. I was going to give it to teoyuppie.
User avatar #48 - tranquilizer (05/14/2014) [-]
explehn naem
User avatar #49 to #48 - kijajouteh (05/14/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #50 to #49 - tranquilizer (05/14/2014) [-]
I keep thinking it's that unit that measures force
User avatar #51 to #50 - kijajouteh (05/14/2014) [-]
A kijajouteh...?
User avatar #52 to #51 - tranquilizer (05/14/2014) [-]
No
but at first it seemed like a unit
I kept mixing j's with l's and stuff
It's a finnish term, I don't know how it translates
But it looks similiar on paper
User avatar #39 to #38 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
I liek it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
your not bongldr
User avatar #43 to #42 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
Hey.

Check the comments on your profile.

I may have some valuable information.
#45 to #43 - bongldr (05/01/2014) [-]
what comment
User avatar #46 to #45 - kijajouteh (05/01/2014) [-]
The most recent one I left.
User avatar #32 - syrianassassin ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
MAN!
User avatar #28 - joshlol (04/17/2014) [-]
hey, thanks for the add
User avatar #29 to #28 - kijajouteh (04/17/2014) [-]
np bb
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