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#17 - Now that you mention it.  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on After a weekend of nothing... +4
#24 - dehnoobshow (8 hours ago) [-]
>Blackmail
>Urination
please no.
#30 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
You mean "oh yes!"?
#31 - dehnoobshow (6 hours ago) [-]
No.
I'm not into forcing someone to sex you.
I'm into rough kinky consensual sex.
#32 - solgood (6 hours ago) [-]
nupe
#20 - **** yeah we are. 01/10/2016 on Swedish porn +6
#119 - You don't have to rely only on the dimensions of your penis. … 01/05/2016 on Rulers 0
#114 - I'm average and fine with it. It's just a bit annoying hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Rulers +3
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#118 - tomokowatamote (01/05/2016) [-]
yeah im only worried cause if i do get a girl i worry that she'll exect more dick than i got
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#119 - kietzu (01/05/2016) [-]
You don't have to rely only on the dimensions of your penis.
If you can set off a girl like she has never tried it before, by any other means necessary, it wont matter.
#81 - I'm just glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on moms preparing for every xmas +7
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#82 - enslavedyouth (12/23/2015) [-]
Okay let's be honest here

All of us are that guy
#79 - If I were ever to play the game myself, I would most likely ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on 2 birds +1
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#80 - Dincorta (12/05/2015) [-]
One of the first things you should do in that case is get the world series bat. It's only a small chance to send people flying, but it happens often enough to fully satisfying.

Ah thanks for the tip. I did tend to play it hours at a time. Probably taking a decent break from it now though.
#76 - I did. My favourite parts were the mine piles and melee rushes.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2015 on 2 birds +1
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#77 - Dincorta (12/05/2015) [-]
Man, when I got that baseball bat, it was the best thing ever. I think one of the videos is almost entirely just clips of knocking people across the room. And that mine pile that almost crashed my game near the end... I kept getting that weird black cloud bug with all the explosions, what's that about
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#79 - kietzu (12/05/2015) [-]
If I were ever to play the game myself, I would most likely make a melee oriented character, just to perform shit like that.
And then a gunslinger after that.

The black cloud bug could be fixed by restarting the game. At least that's what I read.
Something to do with how long the game has been running or some shiz.
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#80 - Dincorta (12/05/2015) [-]
One of the first things you should do in that case is get the world series bat. It's only a small chance to send people flying, but it happens often enough to fully satisfying.

Ah thanks for the tip. I did tend to play it hours at a time. Probably taking a decent break from it now though.
#70 - I made a thing.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2015 on 2 birds +1
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#72 - Dincorta (12/05/2015) [-]
Did you really watch all 6 videos? I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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#76 - kietzu (12/05/2015) [-]
I did. My favourite parts were the mine piles and melee rushes.
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#77 - Dincorta (12/05/2015) [-]
Man, when I got that baseball bat, it was the best thing ever. I think one of the videos is almost entirely just clips of knocking people across the room. And that mine pile that almost crashed my game near the end... I kept getting that weird black cloud bug with all the explosions, what's that about
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#79 - kietzu (12/05/2015) [-]
If I were ever to play the game myself, I would most likely make a melee oriented character, just to perform shit like that.
And then a gunslinger after that.

The black cloud bug could be fixed by restarting the game. At least that's what I read.
Something to do with how long the game has been running or some shiz.
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#80 - Dincorta (12/05/2015) [-]
One of the first things you should do in that case is get the world series bat. It's only a small chance to send people flying, but it happens often enough to fully satisfying.

Ah thanks for the tip. I did tend to play it hours at a time. Probably taking a decent break from it now though.
#273 - +2 thenikohero +2 walhor +1 kietzu 12/01/2015 on FJ Favorite User Contest +1
#271 - rep 12/01/2015 on FJ Favorite User Contest 0

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User avatar #87 - theepicduckfrog (04/19/2015) [-]
your picture is a monster hunter weapon, we are friends now
User avatar #88 to #87 - kietzu (04/19/2015) [-]
Your are most welcome.
User avatar #85 - kietzu (04/03/2015) [-]
**kietzu used "*roll rpg name*"**
**kietzu rolls Vaulkra**
User avatar #86 to #85 - kietzu (04/03/2015) [-]
**kietzu used "*roll rpg name*"**
**kietzu rolls Kavala**
User avatar #82 - walhor (03/10/2015) [-]
What games do you play at the moment?

User avatar #83 to #82 - kietzu (03/10/2015) [-]
Nosgoth. A **** ton of it.
User avatar #84 to #83 - walhor (03/10/2015) [-]
Aldrig hørt om det, er det noget værd? og hvad genre er det?
User avatar #80 - walhor (02/01/2015) [-]
What is your avatar supposed to be?
User avatar #81 to #80 - kietzu (02/04/2015) [-]
Switch axe. Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate.
User avatar #75 - gugek (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey! Good morning, hope you have a great day today :-].
User avatar #76 to #75 - kietzu (11/21/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #77 to #76 - gugek (11/21/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #78 to #77 - kietzu (11/21/2014) [-]
I was just about to respond to you with a nice reply, but then my computer crashed and I had to do a system restore, which took nearly an hour.

So I'll just leave it at that.
User avatar #79 to #78 - gugek (11/21/2014) [-]
oh kay then
User avatar #73 to #72 - kietzu (09/26/2014) [-]
A classic. My favourite will always be this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18
User avatar #74 to #73 - thenikohero (09/26/2014) [-]
He doesn't give a ****
User avatar #65 - thenikohero (09/25/2014) [-]
You know, I lost my girlfriend some days ago

Her and I were together for almost 2 years.

In school I made a weird sound because I could, not in class tho, outside of class.

Ace then says "I wonder if you make that sound when you're having sex ? IF you're ever gonna get sex again!"



well, excuse me but wasn't that just A BIT rude? He knew that I lost my girlfriend and stuff, but you know. Salt doesnt help on the pain of your wound.
User avatar #67 to #65 - kietzu (09/25/2014) [-]
Just heard about that via Bait.

What a dickish thing to do. Funny, but man.
User avatar #69 to #67 - thenikohero (09/25/2014) [-]
It would be funny if I at least could actually start feeling better first
User avatar #70 to #69 - kietzu (09/25/2014) [-]
He didn't respect the one week emotional boundary.
User avatar #71 to #70 - thenikohero (09/25/2014) [-]
Nope
User avatar #66 to #65 - thenikohero (09/25/2014) [-]
also **** man, I made a facebook group religion for universism remember? some fat dude with a fedora on just liked the page

holy ****
User avatar #68 to #66 - kietzu (09/25/2014) [-]
I expected that. Not that quickly, but expected nonetheless.
#62 - thenikohero (08/09/2014) [-]
Some FJ users probably see us like this   
   
   
 I'm Link tho
Some FJ users probably see us like this


I'm Link tho
User avatar #63 to #62 - kietzu (08/09/2014) [-]
Talking about it only makes it worse.

No I am
User avatar #64 to #63 - thenikohero (08/09/2014) [-]
It makes more real too

well, we're both link since we're gay
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