this shit is so fucking old. reposted from 4chan

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

>I am trained in gorilla warfare
>Gorilla warfare
>Gorilla

Yes, that's the joke, I think

send this kid to 4chan. oh hell be sorry

What a nice plate of copypasta

Hey everyone. This guy has invented a fake personality called "John". He is a fat, retarded no-life who spends his days looking at stupid ass pictures. He is everything bad in the world. He has never gotten any pussy, and has invented this personality because of his own insecurities, taking it to a whole new level. He jacks off frequently to pictures on Facebook.

He's pretty much worthless, with a deep jealousy of all the sportsmen in his school, constantly picked on by the football captain who also starts on the basketball team. His favourite sport is "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people". He failed all his classes, has never had a girlfriend, and is a faggot who should kill himself. Thanks for listening.

No pic - it's too horrific to be seen in a public domain.

I am Kickinblunts enlarged forehead

World's oldest copypasta.

-1/10.

oh boy, here we go again!

There is no need to be upset

Made me think of this.

yeah, i was gonna post that but i didnt have the picture, so thanks for giving it to me

You're welcome.

Your "bitch" is taller than you.

Oh, and don't forget that you got every STD in the world from your dad. When are you going to tell your boyfriend? I bet you haven't told it yet. You were probably too busy rubbing a bottle of gorilla piss against your keyboard while you browsed 9gag. You say your perfect? Well if you were, then you would ignore this site and spread your homophobia elsewere. Not to mention your face, you look like a girl! And you "girlfriend" is taller than you! I mean, are you sure your a boy? I almost mistook you as your "girlfriend!" So much for being perfect, captain genatils.

I remember this guy from when I first joined FJ. He has come back for more!

I know this shit isn't real but if it was this would be my response.

Dear John,
First and foremost note how I call you by your name and not a derogatory term. It's respectful and a sign of you are in the presence of a man, not a child such as yourself.

Fat, retarded, no life's? In the best shape of my life, clearly not retarded and traveling traveling the country this summer. Cool assumptions bro.

So you are pretty much perfect? Example of your huge ego which would be a sign of imperfection. Often people who believe they're perfect can't see there own flaws and try to improve therefore you will forever be stuck as a one dimensional person. Nice try though.

I remember when it was cool to be captain of a 2-8 football team or a starter on a win-less basketball team. Yeah high school was cool. Probably time to move on.

Lastly, I respect woman and remain a challenge to them. A personal 007 if you will. Therefore I don't tell the world when sexual acts happen.

However, we all have different walks of life. I hope yours serves you well but do not disrespect others for how they live.

TL:DR I was bored and responded to the repost.

lol this copy pasta again? get something better, you bore me.

Come on, you could've at least changed the text a little.
This picture is fucking old as fuck.

Calm down. Its copy pasta from 4chan.

*guerrilla

this shit is old! same pic, same text... be more original.
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wow, I can't believe you're so starved for attention that you copy pasted a picture of two random people, and tried to make people believe it's you. That is very sad.

your incredibly small penis seems to be the source of your asshole-ness.

Hahahah. Copypasta.

You're a fucking genius. I don't know how you deduced that so quickly.

Well that's nice.

Welcome to the Internet.

Yeah I didn't really care. I thumbed all of your comments up anyways.

Why do people say not recycling is wasting? When I recycle it gets wasted on your sweaty ass orange 'bitches' tits implants.

>claims that we're all faggots
>uses a picture of someone off of the Jersey Shore

you have a massive forehead

of course your username is kickinbluntz xD

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

People are still trying this? Shit guys, I just saw this on 4Chan the other day. You dun goof'd.

That guy died

how ya been there John? I see you haven't changed you're picture since... idk 5 years ago when being a total douche was"cool". Also just saying, you won't get many women if you call them bitch...

hey John, I don't see your posts too much any more. How have you been? I see you still use the same pic of you and the bitch. Can't believe you are still together, AND she still gives you blowjobs! How are you still in school? You going for a doctorate by now? Jeez, it's been like 7 years by now, right? And you still have good grades? I'm impressed. You should go back to your schoolwork now to keep p the grades. I'm sure us "faggots" aren't helping you much. See ya later man!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

im pretty sure a navy seal would know how to spell, guerrilla warfare* not gorilla warfare

seemsligit.

FYI I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I don't know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldn't even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shit but guess what pal.. u aren't. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this shit for real.
Pic related, it's the lion that's about to fuck your face off

*cough* 4.2 gpa and not a douch bag *cough*

im tired of these trolls, i wrote a poem once the first time i fell for it but no longer!

I never liked that copypasta, it is just boring.
Anyone have the one about that kid pretending to be a Marine and threatening someone?

Navy seal?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

Thanks, I love that one, always makes me laugh.

could some one take off the watermark on this?

Your girl looks more masculine than you do, brah.

Copypasta