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kibi

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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:1/02/2011
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#126 - Started doing watercolor like a middle schooler  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Artists of FJ, you're needed! +1
#127 - kibi (03/12/2014) [-]
Also a pony commission I got
#398 - **** 03/11/2014 on Roomates? 0
#158 - Everything in moderation, my friend. Over-stimulation can be p…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on kibi's profile 0
User avatar #159 - themightymrplow (03/11/2014) [-]
Ah, gotcha. Thanks
#37 - That's... That's exactly what I was insinuating. Because I do.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Good guy colgate +41
User avatar #38 - propanex (03/10/2014) [-]
oh.

cube of shame
#58 - silverpotato (03/10/2014) [-]
#17 - Actually those things can vibrate too hard and hurt li…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Good guy colgate +71
User avatar #116 - thepizzadevourer (03/15/2014) [-]
And thusly, your gif takes on double meaning.
#83 - anonymous (03/10/2014) [-]
You're not supposed to use the bristle side.
User avatar #76 - rollmeanddie (03/10/2014) [-]
Some of us enjoy pain, thank you.
User avatar #36 - propanex (03/10/2014) [-]
you would know.
#37 - kibi (03/10/2014) [-]
That's... That's exactly what I was insinuating. Because I do.
User avatar #38 - propanex (03/10/2014) [-]
oh.

cube of shame
#58 - silverpotato (03/10/2014) [-]
#48 - I'm fine, it only happens maybe once or twice a month. I don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on Bagel Smoothie 0
User avatar #49 - cormy (03/09/2014) [-]
Good to hear.
I do something similar, but as a male instead of doing something productive, I fap myself to sleep and instead of it being a stressful dream it's a sexy one so I can't calm down 'til the fap is done.
I dunno why I felt the need to say that. Bye for now then
#35 - I sort of get this, in the way that I'll wake up at 2 am with …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Bagel Smoothie +2
User avatar #45 - cormy (03/09/2014) [-]
... That sounds pretty sad. I hate to get all up in people's feels but... Are you okay?
User avatar #48 - kibi (03/09/2014) [-]
I'm fine, it only happens maybe once or twice a month. I don't break down crying like this bitch did, whenever I'm caught I'm just like "Breakfast is chicken parm, you're welcome." And when I'm done I just go back to sleep, perfectly fine.

Thinking about it, it' probably just because I have anxiety, and doing things helps me occupy my mind. I might have a stressful dream and then wake up with the subsequent urge? It doesn't affect me too much at all, really.
User avatar #49 - cormy (03/09/2014) [-]
Good to hear.
I do something similar, but as a male instead of doing something productive, I fap myself to sleep and instead of it being a stressful dream it's a sexy one so I can't calm down 'til the fap is done.
I dunno why I felt the need to say that. Bye for now then
#75 - > Few years back, still learning the ropes > First … 03/09/2014 on (untitled) +6
#5 - Picture 03/08/2014 on u wanna go you fucking... +3
#27 - Comment #26, sauce 03/06/2014 on We sure tricked you! 0
#26 - Dero, I think. There's a few eps on youtube, if you can find t… 03/06/2014 on We sure tricked you! +1
#20 - Actually it looks like you can handle them pretty well. 03/06/2014 on Omg these are so dumb ill... +54
#6 - None, considering these are from the Denny's Tumblr. 03/05/2014 on Flaphack #1 0
#10 - I had the one in his hand and the blue one on his leg. Now I f… 03/04/2014 on The dragons are cumming 0
#18 - I love how the player's just like "Well alright then haha" 03/04/2014 on goal: grab all the asses! +12
#36 - Tripsitted my brother once when he started bugging me to order… 03/04/2014 on WHATS A SUPER SALAD +6
#21 - ... Do you understand the magnitude of this roll 03/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#125 - Sauce on that cave in Vietnam. 03/04/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 4... +1
#40 - Imagine her not realizing, continuing anyway, then following a… 03/04/2014 on not again +6
#27 - The only mentions I ever got were 6 spam ones and someone talk… 03/03/2014 on MFW i'm mentioned. 0
#83 - Picture 03/02/2014 on if you insist +4
#163 - Though when he went nuts she didn't try and fix him through wo… 03/01/2014 on SCIENCE 0
#96 - Not to mention her track record includes; the creation of life…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2014 on SCIENCE +10
#145 - rufflezrgood (03/01/2014) [-]
Don't forget Lemongrab. He was insane, but no one liked/ trusted him. PB gave him a huge ass kingdom, and she can always take control of that as well.
User avatar #163 - kibi (03/01/2014) [-]
Though when he went nuts she didn't try and fix him through words, she lopped open their heads and cut part of their brains out.
#22 - A guy shoved his dick in a hot pocket and ****** it. … 02/28/2014 on That's hot +1
#21 - She then gets in a mini fight with Finn and cuts him with thos… 02/28/2014 on SCIENCE +3

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User avatar #157 - themightymrplow ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
I know nothing on this subject, so I request more information on the vibrating toothbrush. Why did it hurt so much? I thought more would be better...?
User avatar #158 to #157 - kibi (03/10/2014) [-]
Everything in moderation, my friend. Over-stimulation can be pretty painful, especially since that area is sensitive. Some of the "turbo" brushes vibrate so hard just holding it in your hand for a while makes it buzz. It's basically like getting a massage and getting a super hard jab to a sweet spot, but repeatedly. It looses it's appeal in 0.0002 second and just becomes painful.
User avatar #159 to #158 - themightymrplow ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
Ah, gotcha. Thanks
#140 to #139 - hellscythe (09/30/2013) [-]
food gib me
food gib me
#141 to #140 - kibi (10/01/2013) [-]
*tosses an apple*   
   
Appeased?
*tosses an apple*

Appeased?
#143 to #142 - kibi (10/01/2013) [-]
what will it take
what will it take
#144 to #143 - hellscythe (10/01/2013) [-]
4 star, 4 course, steak and shrimp dinner
#145 to #144 - kibi (10/01/2013) [-]
You got the wrong person if you want that kind of feedin'
You got the wrong person if you want that kind of feedin'
#147 to #146 - kibi (10/02/2013) [-]
Why me of all people. We've never even spoken before
Why me of all people. We've never even spoken before
#148 to #147 - hellscythe (10/02/2013) [-]
i felt like it darling, do i need another reason?
#149 to #148 - kibi (10/02/2013) [-]
making friends is fun and exciting?   
 or you were dares or something idk
making friends is fun and exciting?
or you were dares or something idk
#150 to #149 - hellscythe (10/02/2013) [-]
i like talking to people i dont know
i like talking to people i dont know
#151 to #150 - kibi (10/02/2013) [-]
but how did you find me?   
 the only character icons i have is of either a pony or a KH characters because im a tumblrfag
but how did you find me?
the only character icons i have is of either a pony or a KH characters because im a tumblrfag
#152 to #151 - hellscythe (10/02/2013) [-]
magic of course
#153 to #152 - kibi (10/02/2013) [-]
And by magic you mean looking in the comments section?
#154 to #153 - hellscythe (10/02/2013) [-]
sure, go ahead suck the fun out of it
#155 to #154 - kibi (10/02/2013) [-]
I live to ruin fun.
User avatar #134 to #113 - kibi (07/27/2013) [-]
You know the wrong people.
User avatar #135 to #134 - ilovegir (07/27/2013) [-]
I can't find any right people D:
User avatar #136 to #135 - kibi (07/27/2013) [-]
sux 2 b u
#114 to #113 - kibi (07/23/2013) [-]
I lost the bet.   
   
I was in the hospital again a few months ago.
I lost the bet.

I was in the hospital again a few months ago.
#115 to #114 - ilovegir (07/24/2013) [-]
**** , I don't even remember the bet.
User avatar #116 to #115 - kibi (07/24/2013) [-]
I was in the hospital a lot and you said "You're probably gonna be back in there in 6 months"
BUT IT'S NOT FOR MY LEG

I HAD EAR SURGERY
User avatar #117 to #116 - ilovegir (07/26/2013) [-]
So you didn't get in trouble this time?
User avatar #118 to #117 - kibi (07/26/2013) [-]
No. Just had surgery and couldn't regain my balance to walk for twice the amout of time than a normal person.

I missed you ;n;
User avatar #119 to #118 - ilovegir (07/26/2013) [-]
I have problems with my balance sometimes, but not that bad.

I missed you too, man. I also lost the picture of Germany looking stupid
User avatar #120 to #119 - kibi (07/26/2013) [-]
You told me.

I'm sad.
User avatar #121 to #120 - ilovegir (07/26/2013) [-]
Wai :c
User avatar #122 to #121 - kibi (07/26/2013) [-]
WE HAVENT TALKED AND I MISSED YOU
User avatar #123 to #122 - ilovegir (07/26/2013) [-]
Someone actually missed me :o
User avatar #124 to #123 - kibi (07/26/2013) [-]
when you fall off the face of the planet thats what happens
User avatar #125 to #124 - ilovegir (07/27/2013) [-]
No one misses me, I feel so special
User avatar #126 to #125 - kibi (07/27/2013) [-]
you should you butt
#129 to #128 - ilovegir (07/27/2013) [-]
So i've accepted the fact earlier today that I will never grow out of Disney
User avatar #130 to #129 - kibi (07/27/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #131 to #130 - ilovegir (07/27/2013) [-]
It's so magical..
User avatar #132 to #131 - kibi (07/27/2013) [-]
We grew up with Disney I sure damn hope so
User avatar #133 to #132 - ilovegir (07/27/2013) [-]
Most people don't care about it anymore
#110 - derpyhuman (11/25/2012) [-]
Is this it?
User avatar #111 to #110 - kibi (11/25/2012) [-]
I'M BACK IN BUSINESS BABY
User avatar #106 - GainesWorthy (08/11/2012) [-]
Can I get a link to the practice driving test you were using?
User avatar #107 to #106 - kibi (08/11/2012) [-]
http://www.drivingdirectory.com/test/index.php

I believe the one I commented on is written # 5 or 7. They all have gems though.
User avatar #108 to #107 - GainesWorthy (08/11/2012) [-]
Thank you very much sir!
User avatar #84 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
sheeesh that took some time. heh.
User avatar #85 to #84 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
Sorry! My laptop broke and it was a while before I got a new one :(
User avatar #86 to #85 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
is ok. how are you doing?
User avatar #87 to #86 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
Much better than when my laptop broke!
User avatar #88 to #87 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
is that because you smashed your old one? :P
User avatar #89 to #88 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
I almost did :p
User avatar #90 to #89 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
what happened? you thought? lol. i remember when i smashed my laptop, i was happy, then one day later i was like "now what do i do?"
User avatar #91 to #90 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
Exactly, I thought it would be easy. Twas not.
User avatar #92 to #91 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
my laptop was slow, dying and the screen was half broke. so i just kinda ended its suffering. lol
User avatar #93 to #92 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
Mine was being slow, so I restarted it. But it never fully woke up. Like I put it down or something :/
User avatar #94 to #93 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
its ok.... its in a better place now. R.I.P old laptops.
i got better since your laptop broke. and this black metal is making me sleepy, so peaceful. so ima go sleep now, see you later!
User avatar #95 to #94 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
Sleep well, talk to ya later!
User avatar #81 - MCPO (05/29/2012) [-]
English isn't your first language. What is?
User avatar #82 to #81 - kibi (05/29/2012) [-]
German is. Why do you ask?
User avatar #83 to #82 - MCPO (05/29/2012) [-]
Just curious. German in my opinion is an awesome language. Though my skill in it are just weapons designations.
Where you from originally?
User avatar #58 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
..I feel the same..?
#59 to #58 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
I'm glad my affection is returned.
User avatar #60 to #59 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
Wait why do you wish to rub your face on my feet?
User avatar #61 to #60 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
It's a sign of affection :U
User avatar #62 to #61 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
why do you love me? PEOPLE DONT SAY THAT TO ME.
User avatar #63 to #62 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
I am people.
User avatar #64 to #63 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
pffft. I meant, it's random.
User avatar #65 to #64 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
I'm in a happy mood today.
User avatar #66 to #65 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
Did she get back together with you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
...happy gone now.
User avatar #68 to #67 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
******** .

Really, if she left you for some retard, she doesn't deserve you.
User avatar #69 to #68 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
Let's change the subject.

I might participate in Halloween for the first time.
User avatar #70 to #69 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
I'm so proud..
User avatar #71 to #70 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
Well we never did in my area in Germany (It was a bit frowned upon) and for the past few years I was nervous. But this year I think I'll go as a pirate.
User avatar #72 to #71 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
lol. perfect.
User avatar #73 to #72 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
:U I'm making my own peg leg.
#74 to #73 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE LIKE.
User avatar #75 to #74 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg
User avatar #76 to #75 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
...pfft.
User avatar #77 to #76 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
My highschool is hosting a costume contest too, the prize in an iPad. I think they may pity me for being cripple. Iregretnothing.
User avatar #78 to #77 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
I have one. ...

They're big.
#57 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
lolwut.
User avatar #52 - XShanaynayX (09/28/2011) [-]
I absolutely LOVE your display picture....
User avatar #53 to #52 - kibi (09/28/2011) [-]
Why thank you! I'm a fan of yours as well!
User avatar #54 to #53 - XShanaynayX (09/28/2011) [-]
WE SHOULD TRADE! haha just kidding :)
User avatar #55 to #54 - kibi (09/28/2011) [-]
Nah, I love my compliments too much XD
User avatar #56 to #55 - XShanaynayX (09/28/2011) [-]
Lol i get lots of compliments for mine to.. :)
User avatar #34 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
Hey, ive seen you commenting a lot and i dont know why your not on my friends list yet! =)
User avatar #46 to #34 - Spacemarine (09/16/2011) [-]
oh hi there almighty one
User avatar #49 to #46 - OHaiMark (09/16/2011) [-]
i am the almighty one? now why might that be?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Spacemarine (09/16/2011) [-]
remember ur one of my gods
User avatar #51 to #50 - OHaiMark (09/16/2011) [-]
ohh am i? nice
User avatar #35 to #34 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
I've seen you uploading alot and I don't know either!
User avatar #36 to #35 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
yay! =D
User avatar #37 to #36 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
There should be a furry brofist.

I would say furfist but that sounds wrong.
User avatar #38 to #37 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
there should be one! also that def. sounds wrong. an-THROfist?
#39 to #38 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
*anTHROfist*
*anTHROfist*
User avatar #40 to #39 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
YAY =DDD
User avatar #41 to #40 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
Ha. May I inquire whether or not you have an 'anthro', and if you, what species it is?
User avatar #42 to #41 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
Not quite yet but I'm leaning towards wolf. Wolves are awesome! or foxes!
User avatar #43 to #42 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
Very nice! I'm a hyena myself.
User avatar #44 to #43 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
awesome, hyena's are pretty sweet! =)
User avatar #45 to #44 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
Why thank you
User avatar #23 - ilovegir (06/09/2011) [-]
i can't reply anymore ;-;
User avatar #24 to #23 - kibi (06/09/2011) [-]
WHAT!?
User avatar #25 to #24 - ilovegir (06/09/2011) [-]
It says your not allowed to use this site feature .3.
#13 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
or this
#1 - ilovegir (05/22/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2 to #1 - kibi (05/22/2011) [-]
You are awesome. Just letting you know.
#3 to #2 - ilovegir (05/22/2011) [-]
...OO you're German to? ;D

OOhhh and why thank you..
#4 to #3 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
Ja, ich bin Deutsch.

What of it?
#5 to #4 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
...BECAUSE I'M GERMAN 8D  
  
I've learned a lot of words to lD
...BECAUSE I'M GERMAN 8D

I've learned a lot of words to lD
#6 to #5 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
I was born in Germany, so... I get the butch accent and everything. and I have blonde hair a blue eyes... So... You can imagine what school is like.
#7 to #6 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
Bawww ;-;  
  
I think your lucky 8D I would kill for a German accent, and blue eyes, all I have is stupid green eyes  
  
Why would anyone judge you? Tell them it was 70 years ago, get over it
Bawww ;-;

I think your lucky 8D I would kill for a German accent, and blue eyes, all I have is stupid green eyes

Why would anyone judge you? Tell them it was 70 years ago, get over it
#8 to #7 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
I have alot of jewish classmates. Its mostly joking, but sometimes when I walk down the halls people yell "HEIL" and march after me. BUT I do also have an italian girlfriend who calls me "Doitsu" so it's all good.
#9 to #8 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
That sucks xD  
  
..Wait..what?
That sucks xD

..Wait..what?
#10 to #9 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
I'm a girl and I have a girlfriend who's italian and she calls me "Doitsu".
#11 to #10 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
Lol sorry i'm not use to people telling me they have a girlfriend as soon as we meet xD
#12 to #11 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
Its the internet, whats the worst that could happen....


<--Okay, maybe that
#15 to #14 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
I highly doubt anyone who uses the internet would have an issue with a lesbian though.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
lolwhy

Ever get hurt so bad that your eyes water and you aren't crying?
User avatar #17 to #16 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
Yes... Multiple times, why?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
It just happened and now it's already a big bump and it's numb xD

So...do...never mind

err *damniticantsaythatbecauseyoudontthinkitskinky*

...START A CONVO ;-;
User avatar #19 to #18 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
I'm not a staight up lesbian, I'm bisexual.

And I think everything is kinky.


Putting that out there.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
KAHA ALRIGHT

TELL ME PLEASE WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HETALIA PAIRING I LOVE HETALIA PAIRINGS I ALSO LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YAOI I THINK ITS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD I REALLY REALLY LOVE GERITA I THINK ITS THE BEST PAIRING I ALSO LOVE USUK BECAUSE THOSE TWO ARE REALLY CANON SO WHATS YOUR FAVORITE PAIRING?
User avatar #21 to #20 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
GerIta, my friend.
User avatar #22 to #21 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
*arms turn into noodles* Ohhhhoo Yesss

what other pairings? :D
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