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#288 - Why does no one address the toilet water amount? Every time I … 04/15/2014 on 404 title not found 0
#206 - The people on tumblr who made these comments probably aren't t… 04/13/2014 on feminist +1
#34 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on please +6
#39 - cookiecoketwo (04/05/2014) [-]
#48 - Channel: funny 04/03/2014 on Abortion in sign language +1
#163 - I just imagined the tiniest lil voice shouting " OOF - OH… 04/02/2014 on theyr just as scared of you... +1
#31 - Teenage girls on Tumblr role-play middle aged men having sex. 03/31/2014 on I Did Not See That Coming +5
#188 - I know it wouldn't be able to bit me, but those things are pur… 03/31/2014 on Student catches 14 ft... 0
#29 - JonTron, friend  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Drunk VS High people while... +1
User avatar #30 - graboidzero (03/31/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#42 - I didn't realize I made that pun until I posted it. I should j… 03/30/2014 on Student catches 14 ft... +11
#4 - Tripsitted my brother once and he wanted to go for a McDonald'…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Drunk VS High people while... +3
User avatar #26 - graboidzero (03/30/2014) [-]
(What's that guy's name again? The videogame reviewer guy, the guy that reviews video games, video games review guy, review of video games guy, that guy)
User avatar #29 - kibi (03/30/2014) [-]
JonTron, friend
User avatar #30 - graboidzero (03/31/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#21 - I'm glad they let it go but I would never get in the water w…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/30/2014 on Student catches 14 ft... +212
User avatar #198 - kandazz (03/31/2014) [-]
Hammerheads have never been documented to attack humans. Least they don't bite.
User avatar #163 - thenoodle (03/30/2014) [-]
It's not really dangerous except for anything the shark's flailing body and tail could do to you. Otherwise, the form of it's head and the position of it's mouth make it so it couldn't really bite you.
User avatar #188 - kibi (03/31/2014) [-]
I know it wouldn't be able to bit me, but those things are pure muscle. A slid whack from the tail could shatter bones.
#122 - peyko (03/30/2014) [-]
**peyko rolled image** MFW, LET IT DOE!
User avatar #104 - chimpaflimp (03/30/2014) [-]
There are more deaths every year caused by tea cosies than by sharks.
User avatar #103 - rockamekishiko (03/30/2014) [-]
it's harder for hammerheads to bite because of how their mouth is than most other sharks
User avatar #68 - screamy (03/30/2014) [-]
HH sharks are very rarely aggressive to humans.

You are right though. I'm sure the shark was scared also so he might have panic bit one of them. I'm really glad they let it go though.
User avatar #41 - honkan (03/30/2014) [-]
Heh. Let it go.

Heh.
#190 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A FULL SIZED VERSION OF YOUR PROFILE PIC?
User avatar #42 - kibi (03/30/2014) [-]
I didn't realize I made that pun until I posted it. I should just delete my account.
#301 - Now I'm just upset because somebody is going to let that chi… 03/30/2014 on Please take this post... +4
#374 - I think what's on my ball would be easy enough to guess. … 03/30/2014 on For Mudkipfucker +1
#139 - It's a statement on the social views of sex. A man who's never…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Very subtle, Ishida. +4
#157 - osamathemamalama (03/29/2014) [-]
and here i thought that the guy was horny, got with the chick, left not horny anymore and left her horny because she wanted more. ::shrugs::
User avatar #159 - osamathemamalama (03/29/2014) [-]
but i now realize what you say seems right from the window saying she's cheap afterwards.
#150 - mytwocents (03/29/2014) [-]
The unclean hoe is lucky enough that her male relatives do not stone her ass after she dishonored her family.
Red thumbs, here i cum.
User avatar #185 - toadkillerdog (03/29/2014) [-]
yeah, but how dare that man not use a woman only for procreation! That's what goats are for
#148 - mastersaturday (03/29/2014) [-]
Ooooohhhhh.
User avatar #140 - cleateater (03/29/2014) [-]
I see.
#55 - The Amazing World of Gumball got intense... 03/29/2014 on They drank some Red Bull, I... 0
#17 - Well, you're not... technically wrong. 03/28/2014 on Picture with admin 0
#8 - I can't answer those questions until I know: are you 100% caught up? 03/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#206 - I do register but I also help dog training, bird handling and …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Best snapchat conversation... 0
User avatar #210 - Durp (03/24/2014) [-]
That's really awesome. I originally wanted to go into dog training but I was like idk I've never had a dog before. So they asked if I wanted to work in the grooming salon as a bather to get some hands on experience and I love it. Absolutely despise being on the register eheh
#170 - I've worked better places, but fast food is way worse. You don…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Best snapchat conversation... 0
User avatar #199 - Durp (03/23/2014) [-]
After working almost a year at Quiznos, I think it's safe to say that I never want to work food again. What's your position? I'm register/dog bather.
User avatar #206 - kibi (03/23/2014) [-]
I do register but I also help dog training, bird handling and cat grooming. Also any odd jobs, like getting the small animals into boxes.
User avatar #210 - Durp (03/24/2014) [-]
That's really awesome. I originally wanted to go into dog training but I was like idk I've never had a dog before. So they asked if I wanted to work in the grooming salon as a bather to get some hands on experience and I love it. Absolutely despise being on the register eheh
#26 - While working at PetCo we ran out of small boxes so I had to p…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Best snapchat conversation... +5
User avatar #67 - Durp (03/23/2014) [-]
Another petstore employee. How do you like it?
User avatar #170 - kibi (03/23/2014) [-]
I've worked better places, but fast food is way worse. You don't get visited by dogs every day in fast food.
User avatar #199 - Durp (03/23/2014) [-]
After working almost a year at Quiznos, I think it's safe to say that I never want to work food again. What's your position? I'm register/dog bather.
User avatar #206 - kibi (03/23/2014) [-]
I do register but I also help dog training, bird handling and cat grooming. Also any odd jobs, like getting the small animals into boxes.
User avatar #210 - Durp (03/24/2014) [-]
That's really awesome. I originally wanted to go into dog training but I was like idk I've never had a dog before. So they asked if I wanted to work in the grooming salon as a bather to get some hands on experience and I love it. Absolutely despise being on the register eheh
#21 - It scared the living **** out of me the first tim… 03/16/2014 on wow +1
#377 - Kids are ******* assholes, they'll bully anyone f… 03/14/2014 on Applejack > Rainbow Dash +2
#1502 - Safe journey, friend. 03/13/2014 on This is it guys 0
#719 - A woman who occasionally makes funnies about having a vagina, … 03/12/2014 on If I'm the daddy of this... 0
#90 - 2blaze4me I found a better apartment in a bette…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on $4.20 Blaze It! +7
User avatar #105 - LookinHereWhy (03/12/2014) [-]
you mean 4blaze20me
User avatar #91 - hemorhoids (03/12/2014) [-]
awwwwwwww

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User avatar #157 - themightymrplow (03/10/2014) [-]
I know nothing on this subject, so I request more information on the vibrating toothbrush. Why did it hurt so much? I thought more would be better...?
User avatar #158 to #157 - kibi (03/10/2014) [-]
Everything in moderation, my friend. Over-stimulation can be pretty painful, especially since that area is sensitive. Some of the "turbo" brushes vibrate so hard just holding it in your hand for a while makes it buzz. It's basically like getting a massage and getting a super hard jab to a sweet spot, but repeatedly. It looses it's appeal in 0.0002 second and just becomes painful.
User avatar #159 to #158 - themightymrplow (03/11/2014) [-]
Ah, gotcha. Thanks
#140 to #139 - hellscythe (09/30/2013) [-]
food gib me
food gib me
#141 to #140 - kibi (10/01/2013) [-]
*tosses an apple*   
   
Appeased?
*tosses an apple*

Appeased?
#143 to #142 - kibi (10/01/2013) [-]
what will it take
what will it take
#144 to #143 - hellscythe (10/01/2013) [-]
4 star, 4 course, steak and shrimp dinner
#145 to #144 - kibi (10/01/2013) [-]
You got the wrong person if you want that kind of feedin'
You got the wrong person if you want that kind of feedin'
#147 to #146 - kibi (10/02/2013) [-]
Why me of all people. We've never even spoken before
Why me of all people. We've never even spoken before
#148 to #147 - hellscythe (10/02/2013) [-]
i felt like it darling, do i need another reason?
#149 to #148 - kibi (10/02/2013) [-]
making friends is fun and exciting?   
 or you were dares or something idk
making friends is fun and exciting?
or you were dares or something idk
#150 to #149 - hellscythe (10/02/2013) [-]
i like talking to people i dont know
i like talking to people i dont know
#151 to #150 - kibi (10/02/2013) [-]
but how did you find me?   
 the only character icons i have is of either a pony or a KH characters because im a tumblrfag
but how did you find me?
the only character icons i have is of either a pony or a KH characters because im a tumblrfag
#152 to #151 - hellscythe (10/02/2013) [-]
magic of course
#153 to #152 - kibi (10/02/2013) [-]
And by magic you mean looking in the comments section?
#154 to #153 - hellscythe (10/02/2013) [-]
sure, go ahead suck the fun out of it
#155 to #154 - kibi (10/02/2013) [-]
I live to ruin fun.
User avatar #134 to #113 - kibi (07/27/2013) [-]
You know the wrong people.
User avatar #135 to #134 - ilovegir (07/27/2013) [-]
I can't find any right people D:
User avatar #136 to #135 - kibi (07/27/2013) [-]
sux 2 b u
#114 to #113 - kibi (07/23/2013) [-]
I lost the bet.   
   
I was in the hospital again a few months ago.
I lost the bet.

I was in the hospital again a few months ago.
#115 to #114 - ilovegir (07/24/2013) [-]
**** , I don't even remember the bet.
User avatar #116 to #115 - kibi (07/24/2013) [-]
I was in the hospital a lot and you said "You're probably gonna be back in there in 6 months"
BUT IT'S NOT FOR MY LEG

I HAD EAR SURGERY
User avatar #117 to #116 - ilovegir (07/26/2013) [-]
So you didn't get in trouble this time?
User avatar #118 to #117 - kibi (07/26/2013) [-]
No. Just had surgery and couldn't regain my balance to walk for twice the amout of time than a normal person.

I missed you ;n;
User avatar #119 to #118 - ilovegir (07/26/2013) [-]
I have problems with my balance sometimes, but not that bad.

I missed you too, man. I also lost the picture of Germany looking stupid
User avatar #120 to #119 - kibi (07/26/2013) [-]
You told me.

I'm sad.
User avatar #121 to #120 - ilovegir (07/26/2013) [-]
Wai :c
User avatar #122 to #121 - kibi (07/26/2013) [-]
WE HAVENT TALKED AND I MISSED YOU
User avatar #123 to #122 - ilovegir (07/26/2013) [-]
Someone actually missed me :o
User avatar #124 to #123 - kibi (07/26/2013) [-]
when you fall off the face of the planet thats what happens
User avatar #125 to #124 - ilovegir (07/27/2013) [-]
No one misses me, I feel so special
User avatar #126 to #125 - kibi (07/27/2013) [-]
you should you butt
#129 to #128 - ilovegir (07/27/2013) [-]
So i've accepted the fact earlier today that I will never grow out of Disney
User avatar #130 to #129 - kibi (07/27/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #131 to #130 - ilovegir (07/27/2013) [-]
It's so magical..
User avatar #132 to #131 - kibi (07/27/2013) [-]
We grew up with Disney I sure damn hope so
User avatar #133 to #132 - ilovegir (07/27/2013) [-]
Most people don't care about it anymore
#110 - derpyhuman (11/25/2012) [-]
Is this it?
User avatar #111 to #110 - kibi (11/25/2012) [-]
I'M BACK IN BUSINESS BABY
User avatar #106 - GainesWorthy (08/11/2012) [-]
Can I get a link to the practice driving test you were using?
User avatar #107 to #106 - kibi (08/11/2012) [-]
http://www.drivingdirectory.com/test/index.php

I believe the one I commented on is written # 5 or 7. They all have gems though.
User avatar #108 to #107 - GainesWorthy (08/11/2012) [-]
Thank you very much sir!
User avatar #84 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
sheeesh that took some time. heh.
User avatar #85 to #84 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
Sorry! My laptop broke and it was a while before I got a new one :(
User avatar #86 to #85 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
is ok. how are you doing?
User avatar #87 to #86 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
Much better than when my laptop broke!
User avatar #88 to #87 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
is that because you smashed your old one? :P
User avatar #89 to #88 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
I almost did :p
User avatar #90 to #89 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
what happened? you thought? lol. i remember when i smashed my laptop, i was happy, then one day later i was like "now what do i do?"
User avatar #91 to #90 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
Exactly, I thought it would be easy. Twas not.
User avatar #92 to #91 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
my laptop was slow, dying and the screen was half broke. so i just kinda ended its suffering. lol
User avatar #93 to #92 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
Mine was being slow, so I restarted it. But it never fully woke up. Like I put it down or something :/
User avatar #94 to #93 - ragenFOX (07/20/2012) [-]
its ok.... its in a better place now. R.I.P old laptops.
i got better since your laptop broke. and this black metal is making me sleepy, so peaceful. so ima go sleep now, see you later!
User avatar #95 to #94 - kibi (07/20/2012) [-]
Sleep well, talk to ya later!
User avatar #81 - MCPO (05/29/2012) [-]
English isn't your first language. What is?
User avatar #82 to #81 - kibi (05/29/2012) [-]
German is. Why do you ask?
User avatar #83 to #82 - MCPO (05/29/2012) [-]
Just curious. German in my opinion is an awesome language. Though my skill in it are just weapons designations.
Where you from originally?
User avatar #58 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
..I feel the same..?
#59 to #58 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
I'm glad my affection is returned.
User avatar #60 to #59 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
Wait why do you wish to rub your face on my feet?
User avatar #61 to #60 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
It's a sign of affection :U
User avatar #62 to #61 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
why do you love me? PEOPLE DONT SAY THAT TO ME.
User avatar #63 to #62 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
I am people.
User avatar #64 to #63 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
pffft. I meant, it's random.
User avatar #65 to #64 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
I'm in a happy mood today.
User avatar #66 to #65 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
Did she get back together with you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
...happy gone now.
User avatar #68 to #67 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
******** .

Really, if she left you for some retard, she doesn't deserve you.
User avatar #69 to #68 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
Let's change the subject.

I might participate in Halloween for the first time.
User avatar #70 to #69 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
I'm so proud..
User avatar #71 to #70 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
Well we never did in my area in Germany (It was a bit frowned upon) and for the past few years I was nervous. But this year I think I'll go as a pirate.
User avatar #72 to #71 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
lol. perfect.
User avatar #73 to #72 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
:U I'm making my own peg leg.
#74 to #73 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE LIKE.
User avatar #75 to #74 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg
User avatar #76 to #75 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
...pfft.
User avatar #77 to #76 - kibi (10/11/2011) [-]
My highschool is hosting a costume contest too, the prize in an iPad. I think they may pity me for being cripple. Iregretnothing.
User avatar #78 to #77 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
I have one. ...

They're big.
#57 - ilovegir (10/11/2011) [-]
lolwut.
User avatar #52 - XShanaynayX (09/28/2011) [-]
I absolutely LOVE your display picture....
User avatar #53 to #52 - kibi (09/28/2011) [-]
Why thank you! I'm a fan of yours as well!
User avatar #54 to #53 - XShanaynayX (09/28/2011) [-]
WE SHOULD TRADE! haha just kidding :)
User avatar #55 to #54 - kibi (09/28/2011) [-]
Nah, I love my compliments too much XD
User avatar #56 to #55 - XShanaynayX (09/28/2011) [-]
Lol i get lots of compliments for mine to.. :)
User avatar #34 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
Hey, ive seen you commenting a lot and i dont know why your not on my friends list yet! =)
User avatar #46 to #34 - Spacemarine (09/16/2011) [-]
oh hi there almighty one
User avatar #49 to #46 - OHaiMark (09/16/2011) [-]
i am the almighty one? now why might that be?
User avatar #50 to #49 - Spacemarine (09/16/2011) [-]
remember ur one of my gods
User avatar #51 to #50 - OHaiMark (09/16/2011) [-]
ohh am i? nice
User avatar #35 to #34 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
I've seen you uploading alot and I don't know either!
User avatar #36 to #35 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
yay! =D
User avatar #37 to #36 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
There should be a furry brofist.

I would say furfist but that sounds wrong.
User avatar #38 to #37 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
there should be one! also that def. sounds wrong. an-THROfist?
#39 to #38 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
*anTHROfist*
*anTHROfist*
User avatar #40 to #39 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
YAY =DDD
User avatar #41 to #40 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
Ha. May I inquire whether or not you have an 'anthro', and if you, what species it is?
User avatar #42 to #41 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
Not quite yet but I'm leaning towards wolf. Wolves are awesome! or foxes!
User avatar #43 to #42 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
Very nice! I'm a hyena myself.
User avatar #44 to #43 - OHaiMark (09/02/2011) [-]
awesome, hyena's are pretty sweet! =)
User avatar #45 to #44 - kibi (09/02/2011) [-]
Why thank you
User avatar #23 - ilovegir (06/09/2011) [-]
i can't reply anymore ;-;
User avatar #24 to #23 - kibi (06/09/2011) [-]
WHAT!?
User avatar #25 to #24 - ilovegir (06/09/2011) [-]
It says your not allowed to use this site feature .3.
#13 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
or this
#1 - ilovegir (05/22/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2 to #1 - kibi (05/22/2011) [-]
You are awesome. Just letting you know.
#3 to #2 - ilovegir (05/22/2011) [-]
...OO you're German to? ;D

OOhhh and why thank you..
#4 to #3 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
Ja, ich bin Deutsch.

What of it?
#5 to #4 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
...BECAUSE I'M GERMAN 8D  
  
I've learned a lot of words to lD
...BECAUSE I'M GERMAN 8D

I've learned a lot of words to lD
#6 to #5 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
I was born in Germany, so... I get the butch accent and everything. and I have blonde hair a blue eyes... So... You can imagine what school is like.
#7 to #6 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
Bawww ;-;  
  
I think your lucky 8D I would kill for a German accent, and blue eyes, all I have is stupid green eyes  
  
Why would anyone judge you? Tell them it was 70 years ago, get over it
Bawww ;-;

I think your lucky 8D I would kill for a German accent, and blue eyes, all I have is stupid green eyes

Why would anyone judge you? Tell them it was 70 years ago, get over it
#8 to #7 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
I have alot of jewish classmates. Its mostly joking, but sometimes when I walk down the halls people yell "HEIL" and march after me. BUT I do also have an italian girlfriend who calls me "Doitsu" so it's all good.
#9 to #8 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
That sucks xD  
  
..Wait..what?
That sucks xD

..Wait..what?
#10 to #9 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
I'm a girl and I have a girlfriend who's italian and she calls me "Doitsu".
#11 to #10 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
Lol sorry i'm not use to people telling me they have a girlfriend as soon as we meet xD
#12 to #11 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
Its the internet, whats the worst that could happen....


<--Okay, maybe that
#15 to #14 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
I highly doubt anyone who uses the internet would have an issue with a lesbian though.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
lolwhy

Ever get hurt so bad that your eyes water and you aren't crying?
User avatar #17 to #16 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
Yes... Multiple times, why?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
It just happened and now it's already a big bump and it's numb xD

So...do...never mind

err *damniticantsaythatbecauseyoudontthinkitskinky*

...START A CONVO ;-;
User avatar #19 to #18 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
I'm not a staight up lesbian, I'm bisexual.

And I think everything is kinky.


Putting that out there.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
KAHA ALRIGHT

TELL ME PLEASE WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HETALIA PAIRING I LOVE HETALIA PAIRINGS I ALSO LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YAOI I THINK ITS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD I REALLY REALLY LOVE GERITA I THINK ITS THE BEST PAIRING I ALSO LOVE USUK BECAUSE THOSE TWO ARE REALLY CANON SO WHATS YOUR FAVORITE PAIRING?
User avatar #21 to #20 - kibi (05/23/2011) [-]
GerIta, my friend.
User avatar #22 to #21 - ilovegir (05/23/2011) [-]
*arms turn into noodles* Ohhhhoo Yesss

what other pairings? :D
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