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khemyst

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Gender: male
Age: 34
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:calgary AB
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Times Content Favorited:22 times
Total Comments Made:205
FJ Points:2228
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    READ DESCRIPTION!!! READ DESCRIPTION!!!
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    REPOST READ DESCRIPTION!! REPOST READ DESCRIPTION!!
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    jeezus. jeezus.
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    ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD
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    Scientific fact Scientific fact
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    lol lol
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    Can your FPS do this? Can your FPS do this?
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    thank me later. thank me later.
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    I BEG YOUU!! ;D I BEG YOUU!! ;D

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#12 - birdie 12/31/2014 on smack! +31
#16 - that looks like a pot grinder to me  [+] (8 new replies) 12/27/2014 on Jackie and Kelso +1
User avatar #19 - gmarrox (12/27/2014) [-]
Seconded. Dip containers aren't usually that tall.
User avatar #25 - cacti (12/27/2014) [-]
How about a thing of mints? I carry around a circular mint case and it imprints exactly like that.
User avatar #26 - gmarrox (12/27/2014) [-]
Now that could be it; hadn't thought about mints.
User avatar #27 - cacti (12/27/2014) [-]
Yeah I'd like to think he is has mints. It's much more common than someone carrying around a pot grinder or a tin dip. Also not everyone with an imprint in their pocket has to be carrying around something suspicious.
User avatar #28 - gmarrox (12/27/2014) [-]
Well, I mean, it is Ashton Kutcher we're talking about. A pot grinder almost seems more likely in his case.
User avatar #29 - cacti (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh. I didn't know who Ashton Kutcher was.
#20 - anonexplains (12/27/2014) [-]
it's definitely a tin. Just use google
User avatar #22 - gmarrox (12/27/2014) [-]
Google what, a dip container? I know what a dip tin looks like my house is full of the shit. Or am I supposed to ask Google what Ashton Kutcher has in his pocket and expect a result? Or do you expect me to Google what an herb grinder looks like? Luckily for the both of us, I'm sitting 3 feet away from one.
#13 - you forgot 12/25/2014 on Winner of Steam Giveaway! 0
#68 - okay, LOL 12/25/2014 on And the 2014 best troll... 0
#66 - k  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on And the 2014 best troll... 0
User avatar #67 - tsoper (12/25/2014) [-]
I mean its a feeling i can replicate with other materials besides a girl human
#68 - khemyst (12/25/2014) [-]
okay, LOL
#64 - well great but she still doesn't give head  [+] (4 new replies) 12/25/2014 on And the 2014 best troll... 0
User avatar #65 - tsoper (12/25/2014) [-]
Thats ok, i dont mind about that too much.
#66 - khemyst (12/25/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #67 - tsoper (12/25/2014) [-]
I mean its a feeling i can replicate with other materials besides a girl human
#68 - khemyst (12/25/2014) [-]
okay, LOL
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#7 - this annoys be because it's an exact quote of a review someone… 12/23/2014 on Dark Souls 2 +21
#14 - i've been on this site close to 10 years, and i still play … 12/14/2014 on Remember when FJ had flash... 0
#82 - taken for granted* granite is a rock bro 09/19/2014 on MFW seeing Avatar in 60fps +7
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