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khalkhani

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Date Signed Up:7/10/2012
Last Login:9/02/2015
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 32 total,  58 ,  26
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 67.27% (37/55)
Level 0 Comments: Untouched account → Level 1 Comments: New Here
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:62
FJ Points:33

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#745 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2012 on I quit +1
#746 - khalkhani Comment deleted by
#8 - I assume you're angry because: A: You're super protec…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2012 on "passing the finals" 0
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#9 - bitchplzzz (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm not protecting this site, I'd actually like to see it go bankrupt, would be funny.

Swearing = mad
k

And who said I was lying?
Also, nice replacement for greentext, there buddy.
#6 - Hahahaha, u mad? How about getting out once in a whil…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2012 on "passing the finals" 0
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#7 - bitchplzzz (12/08/2012) [-]
Oh wow. You're such a typical keyboard warrior faggot.
"DURR I BETTER ASUME HE'S MAD, COS THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE DOES"
I see you're the kind of socially awkward kid, because checking this site for about 3 hours totally makes me an oily faced faggot, like you, so stop assuming things so far fletched. You don't know me

And infact, I was outside, this saturday, like every saturday. I went shopping, and relaxing out in the park. With my FRIENDS. Something you obviously dont have.

And actually, mad is far from what I am. So go greentext some "UBER LEET SHIT" to beat me in this righteous comment battle
#8 - khalkhani (12/08/2012) [-]
I assume you're angry because:

A: You're super protective when it comes to a website.. That features pictures of people hurting themselves, kittens, cartoon ponies and racial stereotypes.

B: You swear like a truckdriver who was just cut off by a Prius.

C: You feel the need to give me a detailed step-by-step story of what you did today (which comes off as an elaborate lie), to convince a stranger that you're a productive member of society.

You need help mate :/
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#9 - bitchplzzz (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm not protecting this site, I'd actually like to see it go bankrupt, would be funny.

Swearing = mad
k

And who said I was lying?
Also, nice replacement for greentext, there buddy.
#4 - Lmfao, ''YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT POST ANYTHING THAT HAS BEEN POS…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2012 on "passing the finals" -1
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#5 - bitchplzzz (12/08/2012) [-]
Oh, sorry, mister white knight, but if more people like you would be around, then funnyjunk would reach its cancer peak, and it's already pretty close.
A lot of fucking reposts are here, but they're actually funny ones, and they arent on frontpage every single fucking day, this shitty post isn't even really that funny, and was on frontpage literally 20 hours before, you cunt.
#6 - khalkhani (12/08/2012) [-]
Hahahaha, u mad?

How about getting out once in a while, so you don't know every post on a site for silly pictures, by heart?

And l0l, if you feel so strongly about protecting a website, with 'funny' in it's name, from ''cancer'', I kinda feel sorry for you. Your life must be terrible :/
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#7 - bitchplzzz (12/08/2012) [-]
Oh wow. You're such a typical keyboard warrior faggot.
"DURR I BETTER ASUME HE'S MAD, COS THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE DOES"
I see you're the kind of socially awkward kid, because checking this site for about 3 hours totally makes me an oily faced faggot, like you, so stop assuming things so far fletched. You don't know me

And infact, I was outside, this saturday, like every saturday. I went shopping, and relaxing out in the park. With my FRIENDS. Something you obviously dont have.

And actually, mad is far from what I am. So go greentext some "UBER LEET SHIT" to beat me in this righteous comment battle
#8 - khalkhani (12/08/2012) [-]
I assume you're angry because:

A: You're super protective when it comes to a website.. That features pictures of people hurting themselves, kittens, cartoon ponies and racial stereotypes.

B: You swear like a truckdriver who was just cut off by a Prius.

C: You feel the need to give me a detailed step-by-step story of what you did today (which comes off as an elaborate lie), to convince a stranger that you're a productive member of society.

You need help mate :/
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#9 - bitchplzzz (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm not protecting this site, I'd actually like to see it go bankrupt, would be funny.

Swearing = mad
k

And who said I was lying?
Also, nice replacement for greentext, there buddy.
#2 - And a month ago. Still funny to the people who haven't seen it…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/08/2012 on "passing the finals" 0
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#3 - bitchplzzz (12/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, well, then they can at least wait a week before seeing it again, when it gets reposted. Douche.
#4 - khalkhani (12/08/2012) [-]
Lmfao, ''YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT POST ANYTHING THAT HAS BEEN POSTED IN THE LAST WEEK ZOMGZ''.- Implying that everyone has seen every post on FJ.

Yes. That's how much of a retard you are.
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#5 - bitchplzzz (12/08/2012) [-]
Oh, sorry, mister white knight, but if more people like you would be around, then funnyjunk would reach its cancer peak, and it's already pretty close.
A lot of fucking reposts are here, but they're actually funny ones, and they arent on frontpage every single fucking day, this shitty post isn't even really that funny, and was on frontpage literally 20 hours before, you cunt.
#6 - khalkhani (12/08/2012) [-]
Hahahaha, u mad?

How about getting out once in a while, so you don't know every post on a site for silly pictures, by heart?

And l0l, if you feel so strongly about protecting a website, with 'funny' in it's name, from ''cancer'', I kinda feel sorry for you. Your life must be terrible :/
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#7 - bitchplzzz (12/08/2012) [-]
Oh wow. You're such a typical keyboard warrior faggot.
"DURR I BETTER ASUME HE'S MAD, COS THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE DOES"
I see you're the kind of socially awkward kid, because checking this site for about 3 hours totally makes me an oily faced faggot, like you, so stop assuming things so far fletched. You don't know me

And infact, I was outside, this saturday, like every saturday. I went shopping, and relaxing out in the park. With my FRIENDS. Something you obviously dont have.

And actually, mad is far from what I am. So go greentext some "UBER LEET SHIT" to beat me in this righteous comment battle
#8 - khalkhani (12/08/2012) [-]
I assume you're angry because:

A: You're super protective when it comes to a website.. That features pictures of people hurting themselves, kittens, cartoon ponies and racial stereotypes.

B: You swear like a truckdriver who was just cut off by a Prius.

C: You feel the need to give me a detailed step-by-step story of what you did today (which comes off as an elaborate lie), to convince a stranger that you're a productive member of society.

You need help mate :/
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#9 - bitchplzzz (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm not protecting this site, I'd actually like to see it go bankrupt, would be funny.

Swearing = mad
k

And who said I was lying?
Also, nice replacement for greentext, there buddy.
#30 - And I replied to the wrong post :3 12/01/2012 on Naked me < Black Ops 2 -1
#29 - Danish (female) name, Danish comments on profile, Danish flag …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2012 on Naked me < Black Ops 2 0
#30 - khalkhani (12/01/2012) [-]
And I replied to the wrong post :3
#40 - First vegetable I could think of was a cucumber o.x  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2012 on Blew my mind +3
#43 - knightdavid (11/30/2012) [-]
Same here
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#47 - MuahahaOfLore (11/30/2012) [-]
i pictured it clearly
#36 - .................................... 11/29/2012 on Dat SFW Plot 0
#65 - The new Twilight movie <.< NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… 11/22/2012 on Post results 0
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