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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/31/2011
Last Login:9/10/2013
Location:Cairo
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#273 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at … 03/05/2012 on Weapons for the Zombie... 0
#270 - why the **** would u take a spoon and fork to sur…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/05/2012 on Weapons for the Zombie... -1
User avatar #335 - xiroku (03/05/2012) [-]
Instead of the fork/spoon, I'd be complaining about the lack of Ammo in that case. Four guns, no spare ammo.....that's if they're already loaded.
#272 - chewable (03/05/2012) [-]
if you eat with your hands, there is an increased risk of infection.

>kill zombie in CQB
>have bloody hands
>eat food with hands
>get blood in mouth
> you are now a zombie.
#274 - khakykage (03/05/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at This Gun is 20 Percent Cooler ** jackass wash your hands before eating
User avatar #279 - mcderfenschmirt (03/05/2012) [-]
Would you really bet your life on soap being able to thoroughly kill the virus on your hands.
User avatar #286 - khakykage (03/05/2012) [-]
then go be a zombie and live for ever.
User avatar #277 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
What If clean water cannot be found?

User avatar #280 - khakykage (03/05/2012) [-]
seriously? with all the water in the earth ?
User avatar #288 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
Well imagine this... This guy may be in the middle of no where, and water pipes can be infected/destroyed. The closest, lets say LAKE is 60 miles away. You must eat during this walk. While you're walking you kill a few zombies. You must wash your hands before you can eat with bear hands, thus water is needed (As you suggested) but clean water can be far away.
User avatar #294 - khakykage (03/05/2012) [-]
dude, why not think that after you eat with this fork and spoon, they won't get dirty and infected, and so you would become a silly zombie
User avatar #299 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
I hope you're a troll.
User avatar #301 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
I really do.
User avatar #271 - stickdudes (03/05/2012) [-]
Notice the container of spam under the fork and spoon.


I hope you realize how stupid you are now.
#273 - khakykage (03/05/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at When somepony tries to block... ** well couldn;t know what is this so idk
#318 - if you blame the islamic religion for terrorism ? why not also… 03/04/2012 on u dont say? +1
#311 - **khakykage rolls 54** Thanks mate Here's my thumb and love … 03/04/2012 on u dont say? 0
#303 - I am a muslim and proud, You mad bro ? call me terrorist who c…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/04/2012 on u dont say? 0
User avatar #306 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
You seem to be ignoring the part of them being Muslim EXTREMISTS

Calm your tits Mohammad
User avatar #307 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
itt racism like never before. i support ya khakykage, stereotypes are terrible
User avatar #311 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 54** Thanks mate Here's my thumb and love for you :) <3
User avatar #310 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Since when is it racist to dislike the extremists of a religion? We all hate Westboro Baptist Church and nobody gets shit for that.

Since when did Funnyjunk get so sensitive over shit like this?
#325 - slimtheshady (03/04/2012) [-]
**slimtheshady rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at At right place **
Are...are you really that retarded? No one is being sensitive, you insulted their entire culture and religion. You might have been trying to only comment on a certain sect( e.g. the extremists you mention), but your wording and attitude completely failed at limiting your comments to that one portion, instead making you appear to be an absolute racist dumb ass. That is why you find yourself overwhelmed by a sea of red thumbs.

Picture unrelated(?)
User avatar #334 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
This is just ridiculous...
From the very beginning I was saying, who else in the world other than Muslims extremists, who are also terrorizing something, uses "Allahu Akbar" as a war cry
Instead the people saw it as me saying "all Muslims are terrorists" ...

What the fuck ever.. the red thumbs aren't a problem.. I give up on this issue because I will always come out looking like the bad guy.
User avatar #318 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
if you blame the islamic religion for terrorism ? why not also blaming christian people ? they killed lot of black in america, killed lot of indians, slaved lot of africans, killed lot of inocent people in afganistan and iraq, ???? think before saying bullshit you stick head, religion isn't a reason why some jackasses are killers or terrorist! Don't just believe any bullshit that is said by the fuckin media!
and Mr, racist, if you don't like my message, please www.kissmyass,com!
User avatar #316 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
its racist to group all the members of a religion together and assume that they're all terrorists in the case of muslims. and it isn't just fj. go out and call any muslim you see a terrorist, i guarantee you'll be wrong.
#321 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
That's the fucking thing here!

I NEVER SAID THAT
I never said "all Muslims are terrorists"
I said "most Muslim EXTREMISTS are terrorists"
While that even may be incorrect you guys are putting words in my mouth that I never said.
#352 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #333 at Fluid Dubstep on Subwoofer ** Look, don't judge people you never met, Come to egypt or any arabic country, then judge if we are terrorist or not!
#353 - darthblam (03/06/2012) [-]
I don't even care anymore.
Fuck you and fuck off.
User avatar #324 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
call the fucking waaambulance. what else is the internet gonna do, abide exactly by what you say? terrorists are terrorists. extremists are extremists. some extremists are terrorists. neither are the regular, law-abiding muslims we see in everyday society. end of thread, fuck this, im getting myself a drink of milk. goodbye
User avatar #323 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Yes I'm mad now.

Because it pisses me off when people try to point me out as the bad guy because they are ignoring important parts of my statements.
#302 - racist ignorant stupid ******** , go study our cul…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/04/2012 on u dont say? +2
User avatar #303 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
I am a muslim and proud, You mad bro ? call me terrorist who cares, it takes one to know one!
User avatar #306 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
You seem to be ignoring the part of them being Muslim EXTREMISTS

Calm your tits Mohammad
User avatar #307 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
itt racism like never before. i support ya khakykage, stereotypes are terrible
User avatar #311 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 54** Thanks mate Here's my thumb and love for you :) <3
User avatar #310 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Since when is it racist to dislike the extremists of a religion? We all hate Westboro Baptist Church and nobody gets shit for that.

Since when did Funnyjunk get so sensitive over shit like this?
#325 - slimtheshady (03/04/2012) [-]
**slimtheshady rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at At right place **
Are...are you really that retarded? No one is being sensitive, you insulted their entire culture and religion. You might have been trying to only comment on a certain sect( e.g. the extremists you mention), but your wording and attitude completely failed at limiting your comments to that one portion, instead making you appear to be an absolute racist dumb ass. That is why you find yourself overwhelmed by a sea of red thumbs.

Picture unrelated(?)
User avatar #334 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
This is just ridiculous...
From the very beginning I was saying, who else in the world other than Muslims extremists, who are also terrorizing something, uses "Allahu Akbar" as a war cry
Instead the people saw it as me saying "all Muslims are terrorists" ...

What the fuck ever.. the red thumbs aren't a problem.. I give up on this issue because I will always come out looking like the bad guy.
User avatar #318 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
if you blame the islamic religion for terrorism ? why not also blaming christian people ? they killed lot of black in america, killed lot of indians, slaved lot of africans, killed lot of inocent people in afganistan and iraq, ???? think before saying bullshit you stick head, religion isn't a reason why some jackasses are killers or terrorist! Don't just believe any bullshit that is said by the fuckin media!
and Mr, racist, if you don't like my message, please www.kissmyass,com!
User avatar #316 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
its racist to group all the members of a religion together and assume that they're all terrorists in the case of muslims. and it isn't just fj. go out and call any muslim you see a terrorist, i guarantee you'll be wrong.
#321 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
That's the fucking thing here!

I NEVER SAID THAT
I never said "all Muslims are terrorists"
I said "most Muslim EXTREMISTS are terrorists"
While that even may be incorrect you guys are putting words in my mouth that I never said.
#352 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #333 at Fluid Dubstep on Subwoofer ** Look, don't judge people you never met, Come to egypt or any arabic country, then judge if we are terrorist or not!
#353 - darthblam (03/06/2012) [-]
I don't even care anymore.
Fuck you and fuck off.
User avatar #324 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
call the fucking waaambulance. what else is the internet gonna do, abide exactly by what you say? terrorists are terrorists. extremists are extremists. some extremists are terrorists. neither are the regular, law-abiding muslims we see in everyday society. end of thread, fuck this, im getting myself a drink of milk. goodbye
User avatar #323 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Yes I'm mad now.

Because it pisses me off when people try to point me out as the bad guy because they are ignoring important parts of my statements.
#277 - we use it when we pray you ********  [+] (17 new replies) 03/04/2012 on u dont say? +8
User avatar #278 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Yes but who else other than Muslims extremists uses it as a war cry...

Ignorant shithead.
User avatar #282 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Muslim extremist typically also being terrorists*
User avatar #302 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
racist ignorant stupid dumbfuck, go study our culture and history and you'll know who are the terrorist you shit head,!
User avatar #303 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
I am a muslim and proud, You mad bro ? call me terrorist who cares, it takes one to know one!
User avatar #306 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
You seem to be ignoring the part of them being Muslim EXTREMISTS

Calm your tits Mohammad
User avatar #307 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
itt racism like never before. i support ya khakykage, stereotypes are terrible
User avatar #311 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 54** Thanks mate Here's my thumb and love for you :) <3
User avatar #310 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Since when is it racist to dislike the extremists of a religion? We all hate Westboro Baptist Church and nobody gets shit for that.

Since when did Funnyjunk get so sensitive over shit like this?
#325 - slimtheshady (03/04/2012) [-]
**slimtheshady rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at At right place **
Are...are you really that retarded? No one is being sensitive, you insulted their entire culture and religion. You might have been trying to only comment on a certain sect( e.g. the extremists you mention), but your wording and attitude completely failed at limiting your comments to that one portion, instead making you appear to be an absolute racist dumb ass. That is why you find yourself overwhelmed by a sea of red thumbs.

Picture unrelated(?)
User avatar #334 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
This is just ridiculous...
From the very beginning I was saying, who else in the world other than Muslims extremists, who are also terrorizing something, uses "Allahu Akbar" as a war cry
Instead the people saw it as me saying "all Muslims are terrorists" ...

What the fuck ever.. the red thumbs aren't a problem.. I give up on this issue because I will always come out looking like the bad guy.
User avatar #318 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
if you blame the islamic religion for terrorism ? why not also blaming christian people ? they killed lot of black in america, killed lot of indians, slaved lot of africans, killed lot of inocent people in afganistan and iraq, ???? think before saying bullshit you stick head, religion isn't a reason why some jackasses are killers or terrorist! Don't just believe any bullshit that is said by the fuckin media!
and Mr, racist, if you don't like my message, please www.kissmyass,com!
User avatar #316 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
its racist to group all the members of a religion together and assume that they're all terrorists in the case of muslims. and it isn't just fj. go out and call any muslim you see a terrorist, i guarantee you'll be wrong.
#321 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
That's the fucking thing here!

I NEVER SAID THAT
I never said "all Muslims are terrorists"
I said "most Muslim EXTREMISTS are terrorists"
While that even may be incorrect you guys are putting words in my mouth that I never said.
#352 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #333 at Fluid Dubstep on Subwoofer ** Look, don't judge people you never met, Come to egypt or any arabic country, then judge if we are terrorist or not!
#353 - darthblam (03/06/2012) [-]
I don't even care anymore.
Fuck you and fuck off.
User avatar #324 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
call the fucking waaambulance. what else is the internet gonna do, abide exactly by what you say? terrorists are terrorists. extremists are extremists. some extremists are terrorists. neither are the regular, law-abiding muslims we see in everyday society. end of thread, fuck this, im getting myself a drink of milk. goodbye
User avatar #323 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Yes I'm mad now.

Because it pisses me off when people try to point me out as the bad guy because they are ignoring important parts of my statements.
#270 - Allahu akbar means Great God! , is saying Great God means bein…  [+] (19 new replies) 03/04/2012 on u dont say? +5
User avatar #275 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Because who else in the world uses it as a war cry?
User avatar #277 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
we use it when we pray you dumbfuck
User avatar #278 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Yes but who else other than Muslims extremists uses it as a war cry...

Ignorant shithead.
User avatar #282 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Muslim extremist typically also being terrorists*
User avatar #302 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
racist ignorant stupid dumbfuck, go study our culture and history and you'll know who are the terrorist you shit head,!
User avatar #303 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
I am a muslim and proud, You mad bro ? call me terrorist who cares, it takes one to know one!
User avatar #306 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
You seem to be ignoring the part of them being Muslim EXTREMISTS

Calm your tits Mohammad
User avatar #307 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
itt racism like never before. i support ya khakykage, stereotypes are terrible
User avatar #311 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 54** Thanks mate Here's my thumb and love for you :) <3
User avatar #310 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Since when is it racist to dislike the extremists of a religion? We all hate Westboro Baptist Church and nobody gets shit for that.

Since when did Funnyjunk get so sensitive over shit like this?
#325 - slimtheshady (03/04/2012) [-]
**slimtheshady rolled a random image posted in comment #103 at At right place **
Are...are you really that retarded? No one is being sensitive, you insulted their entire culture and religion. You might have been trying to only comment on a certain sect( e.g. the extremists you mention), but your wording and attitude completely failed at limiting your comments to that one portion, instead making you appear to be an absolute racist dumb ass. That is why you find yourself overwhelmed by a sea of red thumbs.

Picture unrelated(?)
User avatar #334 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
This is just ridiculous...
From the very beginning I was saying, who else in the world other than Muslims extremists, who are also terrorizing something, uses "Allahu Akbar" as a war cry
Instead the people saw it as me saying "all Muslims are terrorists" ...

What the fuck ever.. the red thumbs aren't a problem.. I give up on this issue because I will always come out looking like the bad guy.
User avatar #318 - khakykage (03/04/2012) [-]
if you blame the islamic religion for terrorism ? why not also blaming christian people ? they killed lot of black in america, killed lot of indians, slaved lot of africans, killed lot of inocent people in afganistan and iraq, ???? think before saying bullshit you stick head, religion isn't a reason why some jackasses are killers or terrorist! Don't just believe any bullshit that is said by the fuckin media!
and Mr, racist, if you don't like my message, please www.kissmyass,com!
User avatar #316 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
its racist to group all the members of a religion together and assume that they're all terrorists in the case of muslims. and it isn't just fj. go out and call any muslim you see a terrorist, i guarantee you'll be wrong.
#321 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
That's the fucking thing here!

I NEVER SAID THAT
I never said "all Muslims are terrorists"
I said "most Muslim EXTREMISTS are terrorists"
While that even may be incorrect you guys are putting words in my mouth that I never said.
#352 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #333 at Fluid Dubstep on Subwoofer ** Look, don't judge people you never met, Come to egypt or any arabic country, then judge if we are terrorist or not!
#353 - darthblam (03/06/2012) [-]
I don't even care anymore.
Fuck you and fuck off.
User avatar #324 - taxation (03/04/2012) [-]
call the fucking waaambulance. what else is the internet gonna do, abide exactly by what you say? terrorists are terrorists. extremists are extremists. some extremists are terrorists. neither are the regular, law-abiding muslims we see in everyday society. end of thread, fuck this, im getting myself a drink of milk. goodbye
User avatar #323 - darthblam (03/04/2012) [-]
Yes I'm mad now.

Because it pisses me off when people try to point me out as the bad guy because they are ignoring important parts of my statements.
#64 - **khakykage rolls 48** 03/04/2012 on iPad -1
#120 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #650 at… 03/04/2012 on Made my day! 0
#30 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #2983 a… 03/04/2012 on Seems Legit Bean 0
#948 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2012 on Incase of zombie attack 0
User avatar #978 - enjoyablepretzels (03/03/2012) [-]
yea bitch organize the shit out of those zombies
#300 - OOPS! 03/03/2012 on The result of being struck... 0
#296 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2012 on The result of being struck... 0
#300 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
OOPS!
#269 - **khakykage rolls 478**  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2012 on The result of being struck... -3
#296 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
#300 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
OOPS!
#267 - that's a story of a hero who tried to make triples  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2012 on The result of being struck... +2
User avatar #269 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 478**
#296 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
#300 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
OOPS!
#265 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2012 on The result of being struck... +4
#267 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
that's a story of a hero who tried to make triples
User avatar #269 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 478**
#296 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
#300 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
OOPS!
#264 - **khakykage rolls 719** leme try this one last time!  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2012 on The result of being struck... +3
#265 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
#267 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
that's a story of a hero who tried to make triples
User avatar #269 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 478**
#296 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
#300 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
OOPS!
#259 - ****  [+] (6 new replies) 03/03/2012 on The result of being struck... +8
#264 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 719** leme try this one last time!
#265 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
#267 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
that's a story of a hero who tried to make triples
User avatar #269 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 478**
#296 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
#300 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
OOPS!
#255 - **khakykage rolls 273** Let me try this!  [+] (8 new replies) 03/03/2012 on The result of being struck... +8
#271 - reptarz (03/03/2012) [-]
#259 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
fuck
#264 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 719** leme try this one last time!
#265 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
#267 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
that's a story of a hero who tried to make triples
User avatar #269 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 478**
#296 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
#300 - khakykage (03/03/2012) [-]
OOPS!
#205 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at … 03/01/2012 on I had a lot of free time. . . 0
#1119 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #2671608… 03/01/2012 on THIS IS NOT A DRILL 0
#320 - Picture 02/27/2012 on What's My Final Thumb Count? +14
#310 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #861 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2012 on What's My Final Thumb Count? +8
#320 - khakykage (02/27/2012) [-]
#109 - **khakykage rolls 4,399** 02/27/2012 on Lord Cthulhu -2
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User avatar #17 - adimkkassem (12/21/2012) [-]
KEEP A BAR BTCH I N CHECK7 DAYS OUT THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
User avatar #16 - adimkkassem (12/21/2012) [-]
SHE MIGHT BER WITH HIM BUT SHES THINBKING BOTU MEEEEEEEEEE
#1 - minutes ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
Delete your account faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - khakykage (10/11/2012) [-]
GO **** YOURSELF I SAID I WILL DELETE IT BUT NEVER MENTIONED WHEN!
#3 to #2 - minutes ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
faggot
#4 to #3 - khakykage (10/11/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Ignore Hitler Comp 1 ** yOU MAD ?
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