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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/31/2011
Last Login:9/10/2013
Location:Cairo
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Level 223 Content: Mind Blower → Level 224 Content: Mind Blower
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#600 - **khakykage rolls 0,990**  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2012 on B'awwww +3
User avatar #618 - flylow (03/08/2012) [-]
**flylow rolls 9,638**
User avatar #602 - khakykage (03/08/2012) [-]
-_-
#315 - **khakykage rolls 687,753**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2012 on Cat U so silly 0
#343 - brosafterhoes has deleted their comment.
#360 - **khakykage rolls 94,712** 03/08/2012 on You're cool when you're dead 0
#52 - O_o! damn nice! 03/08/2012 on Troll Dad 0
#51 - **khakykage rolls 99** :(  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2012 on Troll Dad +17
User avatar #52 - khakykage (03/08/2012) [-]
O_o! damn nice!
#63 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at … 03/06/2012 on troll o-manual 2/? 0
#57 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #806 at…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2012 on troll o-manual 2/? 0
#59 - mrmcdubley (03/06/2012) [-]
i think u heard wrong
#63 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Ladies ** Okay :(
#352 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #333 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2012 on u dont say? 0
#353 - darthblam (03/06/2012) [-]
I don't even care anymore.
Fuck you and fuck off.
#45 - Translation my ass! 03/06/2012 on troll o-manual 2/? -2
#43 - Sir, can u suck my penis ?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2012 on troll o-manual 2/? -2
#44 - johnnybing (03/06/2012) [-]
Translation.
FUCK YOU ALL
TROLOLOLOLOL
User avatar #45 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
Translation my ass!
#40 - Get over my dick! 03/06/2012 on troll o-manual 2/? -1
#39 - The news and the media are doing nothing but sucking the presi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2012 on troll o-manual 2/? 0
User avatar #41 - akakanorway (03/06/2012) [-]
Iknow. The world is an unfair place with the logics of a woman with PMS.
#37 - In ISLAM, there;s a line from Quran which is said, " Who …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2012 on troll o-manual 2/? -1
User avatar #46 - brittenman (03/06/2012) [-]
I never blamed your religion, I was just saying why i thought OP used Arabic. No need to get mad. But it would be ignorant to say that religion doesn't leed to violence.
#32 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #435 at…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2012 on troll o-manual 2/? +8
User avatar #36 - akakanorway (03/06/2012) [-]
I guess its quite bad that people judge all arabs because some of them are extremists, but in order to make this prank perfect you need to shout something that scares people. The news keep making fear for arabs, so I blame them.
User avatar #39 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
The news and the media are doing nothing but sucking the president's balls, they show us only the dirty ass of the people, they're like brain wash you, and if so, Why not saying words in Hebri, or in Jewish ? Israel is really killing everyone now ? always us to blame ALWAYS idk , people just lick media's asses and blieve their crap!
User avatar #41 - akakanorway (03/06/2012) [-]
Iknow. The world is an unfair place with the logics of a woman with PMS.
#35 - kreystas (03/06/2012) [-]
Saying Niggers is offensive. We all say niggers. Get the fuck over it.
User avatar #40 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
Get over my dick!
#29 - Kiss my ass while saying arabic words -_- we ain't terrorist c…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/06/2012 on troll o-manual 2/? +7
User avatar #56 - mrmcdubley (03/06/2012) [-]
yolga habipski - hurry up love
#57 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #806 at Skrillex is a homosexual Satan worshiper ** are you a wizard ?
#59 - mrmcdubley (03/06/2012) [-]
i think u heard wrong
#63 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Ladies ** Okay :(
#42 - johnnybing (03/06/2012) [-]
AL AKHBAR!
JALALALLALALALALA
boom...
User avatar #43 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
Sir, can u suck my penis ?
#44 - johnnybing (03/06/2012) [-]
Translation.
FUCK YOU ALL
TROLOLOLOLOL
User avatar #45 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
Translation my ass!
User avatar #34 - brittenman (03/06/2012) [-]
But apparently whenever Muslims are about to suicide bomb someone/somewhere, they recite some sort of prayer in Arabic. I think that's what OP was going for.
User avatar #37 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
In ISLAM, there;s a line from Quran which is said, " Who Kill us, is not one of us" us is pointing at HUMANITY , so when a jackass pretends that he's a muslim and start killing, he's not forbidden from being a muslim and must die, so DON"T FUCKIN BLAM OUR RELIGION!
User avatar #46 - brittenman (03/06/2012) [-]
I never blamed your religion, I was just saying why i thought OP used Arabic. No need to get mad. But it would be ignorant to say that religion doesn't leed to violence.
User avatar #30 - akakanorway (03/06/2012) [-]
it still scares the shit out of people in crowded places
#32 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #435 at Why I respect Gandhi so much ** dude, it's offending us, while he says that we to prank you must talk in arabic, like arabic is an official language for terrorists, would u like if he said, throw the fucking case and say " Some Christian words or english words" ? or what ever ?
User avatar #36 - akakanorway (03/06/2012) [-]
I guess its quite bad that people judge all arabs because some of them are extremists, but in order to make this prank perfect you need to shout something that scares people. The news keep making fear for arabs, so I blame them.
User avatar #39 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
The news and the media are doing nothing but sucking the president's balls, they show us only the dirty ass of the people, they're like brain wash you, and if so, Why not saying words in Hebri, or in Jewish ? Israel is really killing everyone now ? always us to blame ALWAYS idk , people just lick media's asses and blieve their crap!
User avatar #41 - akakanorway (03/06/2012) [-]
Iknow. The world is an unfair place with the logics of a woman with PMS.
#35 - kreystas (03/06/2012) [-]
Saying Niggers is offensive. We all say niggers. Get the fuck over it.
User avatar #40 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
Get over my dick!
#182 - **** ! almost! 03/06/2012 on How I flirt... +2
#181 - **khakykage rolls 030** Lol Yeah !  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2012 on How I flirt... +2
User avatar #182 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
fuck ! almost!
#18 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #511 at… 03/06/2012 on Punny 0
#179 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/06/2012 on How I flirt... +20
#186 - BrotherDeath (03/06/2012) [-]
fukken faved
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#180 - matfield (03/06/2012) [-]
Legendary roll^
User avatar #181 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolls 030** Lol Yeah !
User avatar #182 - khakykage (03/06/2012) [-]
fuck ! almost!
#294 - dude, why not think that after you eat with this fork and spoo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2012 on Weapons for the Zombie... -1
User avatar #299 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
I hope you're a troll.
User avatar #301 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
I really do.
#185 - **khakykage rolls 68** I love your mommas! 03/05/2012 on It's not what you think it... +1
#286 - then go be a zombie and live for ever. 03/05/2012 on Weapons for the Zombie... 0
#280 - seriously? with all the water in the earth ?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2012 on Weapons for the Zombie... +1
User avatar #288 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
Well imagine this... This guy may be in the middle of no where, and water pipes can be infected/destroyed. The closest, lets say LAKE is 60 miles away. You must eat during this walk. While you're walking you kill a few zombies. You must wash your hands before you can eat with bear hands, thus water is needed (As you suggested) but clean water can be far away.
User avatar #294 - khakykage (03/05/2012) [-]
dude, why not think that after you eat with this fork and spoon, they won't get dirty and infected, and so you would become a silly zombie
User avatar #299 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
I hope you're a troll.
User avatar #301 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
I really do.
#602 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #401 at… 03/05/2012 on Scumbag brain 0
#274 - **khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/05/2012 on Weapons for the Zombie... 0
User avatar #279 - mcderfenschmirt (03/05/2012) [-]
Would you really bet your life on soap being able to thoroughly kill the virus on your hands.
User avatar #286 - khakykage (03/05/2012) [-]
then go be a zombie and live for ever.
User avatar #277 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
What If clean water cannot be found?

User avatar #280 - khakykage (03/05/2012) [-]
seriously? with all the water in the earth ?
User avatar #288 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
Well imagine this... This guy may be in the middle of no where, and water pipes can be infected/destroyed. The closest, lets say LAKE is 60 miles away. You must eat during this walk. While you're walking you kill a few zombies. You must wash your hands before you can eat with bear hands, thus water is needed (As you suggested) but clean water can be far away.
User avatar #294 - khakykage (03/05/2012) [-]
dude, why not think that after you eat with this fork and spoon, they won't get dirty and infected, and so you would become a silly zombie
User avatar #299 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
I hope you're a troll.
User avatar #301 - rshowat (03/05/2012) [-]
I really do.
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User avatar #17 - adimkkassem (12/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #16 - adimkkassem (12/21/2012) [-]
SHE MIGHT BER WITH HIM BUT SHES THINBKING BOTU MEEEEEEEEEE
#1 - minutes (10/11/2012) [-]
Delete your account faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - khakykage (10/11/2012) [-]
GO **** YOURSELF I SAID I WILL DELETE IT BUT NEVER MENTIONED WHEN!
#3 to #2 - minutes (10/11/2012) [-]
faggot
#4 to #3 - khakykage (10/11/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Ignore Hitler Comp 1 ** yOU MAD ?
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