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Date Signed Up:2/18/2012
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#253 - **kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at P… 10/07/2012 on Iphone 5 -1
#10 - **kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #1066379 … 10/07/2012 on Getting to the store 1 min... 0
#103 - **kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #216 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on For the cause... +7
#107 - fizzor (10/07/2012) [-]
That was a good roll man.
#2 - my friend did this last night at a party lol  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2012 on awk +3
User avatar #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/06/2012) [-]
gald I'm not the only one with a porn screen saver ^^
#6 - its fake but its part of the joke lol blb gets bees as a prize 10/06/2012 on BLB 0
#4 - bees are flying everywhere  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2012 on BLB +2
User avatar #5 - latiel (10/06/2012) [-]
I noticed
I was wondering why, I mean, wouldn't that potentially kill some of the audience, I wanted to know if there was any context to it, or if it was fake or something
User avatar #6 - kgblack (10/06/2012) [-]
its fake but its part of the joke lol blb gets bees as a prize
#2 - **kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #14473 at…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/06/2012 on BLB 0
User avatar #3 - latiel (10/06/2012) [-]
I mean, what the fuck is actually going on in that gif
User avatar #4 - kgblack (10/06/2012) [-]
bees are flying everywhere
User avatar #5 - latiel (10/06/2012) [-]
I noticed
I was wondering why, I mean, wouldn't that potentially kill some of the audience, I wanted to know if there was any context to it, or if it was fake or something
User avatar #6 - kgblack (10/06/2012) [-]
its fake but its part of the joke lol blb gets bees as a prize
#28 - they have them at the theater i used to work at they are not e… 10/01/2012 on Seems Legit 0
#9 - plastic displays do not go bad if they put real ones in this d…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Seems Legit +2
User avatar #23 - devorezz (10/01/2012) [-]
If they're out, then why don't they leave it empty? Does the heating element break if there's nothing inside to warm? I just don't get it. If you're out of pretzels, then leave the thing empty.
User avatar #29 - sacredmagic (10/01/2012) [-]
Most people understand that the display is plastic.
User avatar #31 - devorezz (10/01/2012) [-]
Apparently I'm not most people.
User avatar #28 - kgblack (10/01/2012) [-]
they have them at the theater i used to work at they are not easy to store most places don't have a lot of extra space to move the display so out of pretzels is easier to say. i would imagine they simply ran out but it is possible their pretzel cooker broke its like a steamer almost so if it isn't working there is no other way to cook the pretzels
#1 - **kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #870222 a… 09/30/2012 on Townsvilles Titanic Trio -2
#221 - Picture 09/30/2012 on Caterpillar feets c: 0
#220 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2012 on Caterpillar feets c: +1
User avatar #231 - stupidffff (09/30/2012) [-]
One long ass caterpillar.
#35 - **kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #30035 at… 09/25/2012 on BULLSHIT! 0
#226 - **kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at w…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2012 on This is why I have two laptops 0
#228 - iaskedformustard (09/25/2012) [-]
myfw when "when"
#253 - **kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at M… 09/25/2012 on hi there +11
#692 - **kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #567313 a… 09/14/2012 on christains and muslims -1
#5 - lol you don't have to believe me i don't much care 09/13/2012 on none 0
#3 - lol well when i made the account i lived alone and now it is k…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2012 on none 0
User avatar #4 - bersrker (09/13/2012) [-]
Right...
User avatar #5 - kgblack (09/13/2012) [-]
lol you don't have to believe me i don't much care
#128 - **kgblack rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at … 09/09/2012 on What kind of bullshit....... +7
#133 - nice roll 09/08/2012 on none 0
#90 - Picture 09/08/2012 on none +13
#84 - Picture 09/08/2012 on none +4
#1 - epic 09/08/2012 on Apophis' Favourite Cakes 0
#82 - yeah why not? 09/08/2012 on none +3
#80 - lol there is a tacobell in manchester  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2012 on none +6
#83 - darthnecomous (09/08/2012) [-]
ALLRIGHT, I HAVE NOT SET FOOT IN A TACOBELL
User avatar #97 - xXDerpOwlXx (09/08/2012) [-]
taco bell is delicious. also, you'll shit a lot.
#84 - kgblack (09/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #24 - deadrifler (04/22/2013) [-]
I like you, you get it when it comes to the slippery slope of gun control.
User avatar #25 to #24 - kgblack (04/22/2013) [-]
indeed you can't simply say i don't like how it looks its not aloud when it comes to this sort of thing you can hunt with an ar-15 that is identical to a standard hunting rifle
User avatar #26 to #25 - deadrifler (04/22/2013) [-]
What I find silly is, in my state, I can not hunt with my rifle(Springfiled .30-06) yet my friend can hunt a deer with his AK. The limit on length of round you hunt with, restricts high velocity rounds like .30-06 and .30-30.

User avatar #27 to #26 - kgblack (04/22/2013) [-]
thankfully i live in florida so the limits are few but there isn't much hunting other than boar here. at the end of the day they say the restriction is for our safety but in reality it is control
User avatar #28 to #27 - deadrifler (04/22/2013) [-]
All restrictions "for your safety" are control. Have you ever heard of the Police loophole?
User avatar #30 to #28 - kgblack (04/22/2013) [-]
ofc my brother in law is a cop and he uses it all the time to get people arrested that being said the people he arrests are doing something illegal in the first place. he just gets an admission through the loophole. i don't condemn this though because generally the people who are victim of this are ignorant of the law and breaking it making for a bad mix. knowledge is the only way to avoid these simple invasion of liberties
User avatar #32 to #30 - deadrifler (04/22/2013) [-]
crap, its thepoliceloophole . com not policeloophole . com lol
User avatar #31 to #30 - deadrifler (04/22/2013) [-]
I was referring to the police loophole in regards to gun control. Locales where there are weapon restrictions, police are not restricted.

Policeloophole . com

The firearm manufacturers are punching back after the attempted assault weapon ban. A growing list of companies that are refusing to sell any firearm restricted by state/city/municipality to that state, if their citizens can not legally obtain it.

Pretty much it makes them respect their own restrictions and follow them if they want to purchase through these vendors.
User avatar #33 to #31 - kgblack (04/22/2013) [-]
indeed i will have to read up on this. on the surface it does seem to be a problem we clearly can't defend ourselves from the average criminal or the one who makes it to power without being able to arm ourselves somewhat equivalently
User avatar #34 to #33 - deadrifler (04/22/2013) [-]
I kind of give up on Gorgin. We both are arguing with him that the gun control laws are not in the least bit about safety but controlling what you can and can not have.

We are both telling him pretty much that once they take away your second amendment how much longer till they decide a different right no longer be ratified.
User avatar #35 to #34 - kgblack (04/22/2013) [-]
indeed it is hard to change someone's belief if they are blind to facts. the real problem isn't the guns it's the people that are "anti gun" or imo anti freedom for me its not about the guns its about freedom to own the gun if you choose. i don't have any guns personally(mostly because as a student i can't afford them) but i grew up around them and i don't want to kill anyone because of that
User avatar #36 to #35 - deadrifler (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah most firearms I own are inherited. I grew up on a farm where having a firearm is almost a way of life. You have to defend your livestock from coyotes, dogs and other such predators. Plus we have bobcats in our area, so walking the trails in our wooded parts of the farm would be risky without a firearm.

Hell I was camping back on the farm with a rifle since I was 12. Having a gun in the household does make someone dangerous, or even a killer. From the day I was born to the day I was old enough to use my first firearm, they were in plain sight in my parent's room. They were not locked in a safe, I knew where the ammo was, and after I was decided old enough, I was taught how to shoulder and fire both a shotgun and a rifle.

Most anti-gun individuals were never taught a respect of firearms, they grew up in a household where they were taught to fear the scary "assault weapons" and other guns. The biggest way to prevent accidental shooting is to teach them when they are young to respect and understand the full implications of a firearm. This also helps to prevent them from being a potential victim. Good example is, on my farm, response time for emergency services would of been about 20-30 minutes or more because the nearest police station is two towns over and the only other police presence is sheriff's office that patrols the county.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kgblack (04/22/2013) [-]
where i live currently the response time is probably >5 mins(i've never had to call thankfully so i don't know a true time) but its true thats not respecting weapons makes you more likely to be afraid of them
User avatar #38 to #37 - deadrifler (04/22/2013) [-]
I've thankfully only had to call the police twice in my entire life. Once when a friend of the family reported a property we own had been burglarized and another time when during the middle of winter, I got ran off the road and my car went through 4 fence posts before finally stopping.

I'm not talking picket-fence either. Fence posts about like the poles you see telephone poles built out of. Sheared four of them in half when my car went sideways, thankfully they were barb-wire fences and stopped my car from flipping.
User avatar #39 to #38 - kgblack (04/22/2013) [-]
indeed i am familiar with this type of post i am only 1 generation removed from farming. I spent a good deal of time on my grandparents farm in my childhood
User avatar #41 to #39 - deadrifler (04/22/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4550096/Muricaaaa/1143#1143

Figured you might want to read my final reply of the night to him. lol
User avatar #40 to #39 - deadrifler (04/22/2013) [-]
Probably the scariest moment of my life. The wires grabbed my side mirror, ripped it off with enough force that it shattered my driver window, and cracked the glass on passenger side when it struck. Thankfully no one else was in the car with me and the seat-belt did its job of stopping my head from being in the way of it.
User avatar #42 to #40 - kgblack (04/22/2013) [-]
i've only been in 2 car accidents both caused by other drivers and no one was hurt thankfully although both of my cars were totaled. but neither of those happened in the city i'm in now so i still can't comment on the response times.
User avatar #23 - admin (03/31/2013) [-]
congrats on your top content bro
User avatar #19 - bluemeatmballs (10/21/2012) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you aren't an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
Now, if you don't collect items, these points are useless to you.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
<3
User avatar #20 to #19 - kgblack (10/22/2012) [-]
no thanks
User avatar #21 to #20 - bluemeatmballs (10/22/2012) [-]
what about a small donation like 10-15k?
User avatar #22 to #21 - kgblack (10/22/2012) [-]
no thanks
#1 - prestonjohns ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
Could i have your funnyjunk items and points?
Plz and thank you
User avatar #2 to #1 - kgblack (10/11/2012) [-]
why thats so random
#3 to #2 - prestonjohns ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
You have item i want. And funnyjunk points i can use.
User avatar #4 to #3 - kgblack (10/12/2012) [-]
what do i get in return lol?
#5 to #4 - prestonjohns ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
What do you want?
User avatar #6 to #5 - kgblack (10/12/2012) [-]
i was just curios about your offer i don't want anything i don't like trades lol
#7 to #6 - prestonjohns ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
So could i make a trade for your items and funnyjunk points?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kgblack (10/12/2012) [-]
i doubt you have anything of equal value srry
#9 to #8 - prestonjohns ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
What do you need funnyjunk items and points for? Come on man your stuff would help me alot.
User avatar #10 to #9 - kgblack (10/12/2012) [-]
what do you need it for that is my price
#11 to #10 - prestonjohns ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #12 to #11 - kgblack (10/12/2012) [-]
What do you need my fj points and items for???
#13 to #12 - prestonjohns ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
I use the items for Making other items or trading them for other items.
I use the Points to gamble and making some items. You need 200k to make a Demi god. 10k to gamble some things.
Your stuff would help me alot.
User avatar #14 to #13 - kgblack (10/12/2012) [-]
yeah but its my stuff...
#15 to #14 - prestonjohns ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
If you want them then keep them bro. Thanks anyway
User avatar #16 to #15 - kgblack (10/13/2012) [-]
lol all i know is i like what i have so i'm going to hang on to it
#17 to #16 - prestonjohns ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
OK man, thanks anyway
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