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Gender: male
Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: PC, PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, Xbox One, DS, 3DS, New 3DS, PS Vita, PSP, Wii, Wii U
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Modern Warfare 3, Final Fantasy(All)
PSN: shauzy5
Interests: memes.
Date Signed Up:5/27/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#33 - DUDE IM ARAB VIRGIN I DONT KNOW WOMAN STUFF  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Or you could watch that one... +8
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#34 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh, sorry.
#46 - arreatface (01/03/2016) [-]
there's an arab and a jew in a bar and...
#31 - coincidence from funnyjunk posts  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Or you could watch that one... 0
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#32 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
What?
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#33 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
DUDE IM ARAB VIRGIN I DONT KNOW WOMAN STUFF
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#34 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh, sorry.
#46 - arreatface (01/03/2016) [-]
there's an arab and a jew in a bar and...
#29 - i'm a guy  [+] (6 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Or you could watch that one... +1
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#30 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Same, did you just get the most shit education?
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#31 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
coincidence from funnyjunk posts
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#32 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
What?
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#33 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
DUDE IM ARAB VIRGIN I DONT KNOW WOMAN STUFF
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#34 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh, sorry.
#46 - arreatface (01/03/2016) [-]
there's an arab and a jew in a bar and...
#27 - listen man, i didnt even know the towel twist included the hai…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Or you could watch that one... +9
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#28 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
And? Stuff like this is covered in middle school health class.
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#29 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
i'm a guy
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#30 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Same, did you just get the most shit education?
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#31 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
coincidence from funnyjunk posts
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#32 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
What?
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#33 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
DUDE IM ARAB VIRGIN I DONT KNOW WOMAN STUFF
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#34 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh, sorry.
#46 - arreatface (01/03/2016) [-]
there's an arab and a jew in a bar and...
#47 - she triggered my bdsm fetish 01/03/2016 on You see, gaijin 0
#15 - i never knew something like that exist  [+] (10 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Or you could watch that one... +5
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#26 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Do you not know what a douche is?
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#27 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
listen man, i didnt even know the towel twist included the hair inside it
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#28 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
And? Stuff like this is covered in middle school health class.
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#29 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
i'm a guy
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#30 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Same, did you just get the most shit education?
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#31 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
coincidence from funnyjunk posts
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#32 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
What?
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#33 - keygen (01/03/2016) [-]
DUDE IM ARAB VIRGIN I DONT KNOW WOMAN STUFF
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#34 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh, sorry.
#46 - arreatface (01/03/2016) [-]
there's an arab and a jew in a bar and...
#21 - the dewritos is strong in this one 01/01/2016 on Drugs 0
#89 - Picture 01/01/2016 on The fire rises brothers +2
#84 - should've spoilered what's between the brackets 12/30/2015 on Reminds me of my grandparents +1
#115 - About the mosquito, it survives because of how gravity is rela… 12/30/2015 on Kickass Facts Part 23 0
#34 - i'm the virgin kind of person  [+] (8 new replies) 12/28/2015 on I haven't been fully honest... +40
#65 - kanyesfishsticks (12/28/2015) [-]
Once you have sex a few times it doesn't feel like a big deal anymore. You shouldn't be with someone just for sex.
#167 - teddybearlove (12/29/2015) [-]
I still enjoy sex even after doing it a lot

>Mfw I get sex
?EVERYTIME
#168 - kanyesfishsticks (12/29/2015) [-]
Same here but once you have sex a few times you're no longer obsessed with it and you want more out of a relationship.
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#56 - ciacheczko (12/28/2015) [-]
Funny. I don't remember virginity coming along with obligatory lack of standards and dignity. But maybe that's just me.
#103 - buldu (12/28/2015) [-]
Well, hell man. Standarts and dignity apparently didn't get this man anywhere, did they? Why on earth would he have any care for them?
#91 - thrifty (12/28/2015) [-]
#41 - erotictentacle (12/28/2015) [-]
I agree with your statement, but i dislike you so i thumb down
#42 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Everyones judging but shit nigga

gotta get that first one outta the way AT LEAST.
#39 - needs dick slot 12/28/2015 on ill take 20 0
#60 - dat title tho 12/28/2015 on Touching my gf's dick like 0
#110 - first time trying this, hope i got it right 12/28/2015 on SHOW EVERYBODY WHOSE DICK... +1
#21 - sex, sex was lost, who knows she may have let him try anal  [+] (35 new replies) 12/28/2015 on I haven't been fully honest... -114
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#125 - turbodoosh (12/28/2015) [-]
You weak, weak man
#39 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
ur great and right dont listen to these kissless futa virgins
#32 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
youre the worst kind of person
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#34 - keygen (12/28/2015) [-]
i'm the virgin kind of person
#65 - kanyesfishsticks (12/28/2015) [-]
Once you have sex a few times it doesn't feel like a big deal anymore. You shouldn't be with someone just for sex.
#167 - teddybearlove (12/29/2015) [-]
I still enjoy sex even after doing it a lot

>Mfw I get sex
?EVERYTIME
#168 - kanyesfishsticks (12/29/2015) [-]
Same here but once you have sex a few times you're no longer obsessed with it and you want more out of a relationship.
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#56 - ciacheczko (12/28/2015) [-]
Funny. I don't remember virginity coming along with obligatory lack of standards and dignity. But maybe that's just me.
#103 - buldu (12/28/2015) [-]
Well, hell man. Standarts and dignity apparently didn't get this man anywhere, did they? Why on earth would he have any care for them?
#91 - thrifty (12/28/2015) [-]
#41 - erotictentacle (12/28/2015) [-]
I agree with your statement, but i dislike you so i thumb down
#42 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Everyones judging but shit nigga

gotta get that first one outta the way AT LEAST.
#22 - grammarofficer (12/28/2015) [-]
What's the point in sex if you are dead inside?
#165 - bleeduntildeath (12/28/2015) [-]
because necrophiliacs need love too
#74 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
emotions during sex are for women. all men expect is HNNNGH....
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#162 - ogthegreat (12/28/2015) [-]
inb4 JK
#132 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
#109 - herbolifee (12/28/2015) [-]
And here we have the virgin who has never been in love.
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#112 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
and here we have 24 angry people that cant understand sarcasm
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#171 - herbolifee (12/29/2015) [-]
If nobody got the joke, then maybe it's kind of a bad joke dude.
#170 - concetrationcamp (12/29/2015) [-]
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** you can't expect people to understand sarcasm with a IQ below bread thumbed you up
#155 - jujuface (12/28/2015) [-]
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#157 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
if i wanted to decide whether i mean something based on general popularity i would delete that comment as soon as it got -2 instead of replying. but whatever you dont read this anyway. thumb away
#158 - jujuface (12/28/2015) [-]
You could have deleted it, but that would mean admitting you were wrong. Also you wouldn't have the opportunity to claim everyone is retarded for not understanding your half assed attempt at a joke, and where's the fun in that?
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#159 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
idk where is the fun in hating on someone for joking on a joke site
#160 - jujuface (12/28/2015) [-]
Nobody's hating. It's just that you're confused on where the funny is.
You didn't make the joke, you are the joke.
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#161 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
then i really dont understand this sites humor lately.
#164 - fullfrontal has deleted their comment.
#140 - lionti (12/28/2015) [-]
and here there is me, i guy who understands sarcasm but just doesn't really like you
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#121 - dravis (12/28/2015) [-]
poe's law you nigger
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#123 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/28/2015) [-]
i thought that sarcastic gif is enough for every imbecile but clearly i was wrong. nevertheless as you see didnt delete the comment just cause people downthumb it
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#149 - shyyguy (12/28/2015) [-]
I'll add one thing to what skorchy said: whenever I am being sarcastic, I usually add in the face. I believe it helps anyway.
#135 - skorchy (12/28/2015) [-]
You have to remember that sarcasm is one of those things that is only really detectable through body language and tone of voice.
On the internet your best bet is to show two things:
1) In some cases people italicize their text to show sarcasm
2) Make your opinion so blasphemous that it has to be deemed sarcasm

The reason nobody got the sarcasm in your post was because there are idiots out there that honestly hold the opinion that men are emotionless to be true, so we took your post at face value.
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#119 - internetexplain (12/28/2015) [-]
>FJ
>intelligence

pick 1
#90 - thrifty (12/28/2015) [-]
#94 - 255% 12/27/2015 on Kickass Facts Part 22 0
#169 - arabs wash, they don't wipe  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on let's settle this 0
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#170 - deutschblut (12/26/2015) [-]
Ah.

Filipinos too.

But they use a bucket and a spoon!
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2015 on let's settle this +2
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#64 - deutschblut (12/25/2015) [-]
Rich Filipino?
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#169 - keygen (12/26/2015) [-]
arabs wash, they don't wipe
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#170 - deutschblut (12/26/2015) [-]
Ah.

Filipinos too.

But they use a bucket and a spoon!
#1370511 - perhaps, yes. 12/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1370427 - just a jump start  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1370454 - linkofcourage (12/23/2015) [-]
A jump start on what? Plot?
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#1370511 - keygen (12/23/2015) [-]
perhaps, yes.
#1369337 - thats why i need help  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1369698 - linkofcourage (12/22/2015) [-]
You're asking for help but you're really giving me nothing to work with. I can make it up for you but it's your game, not mine.
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#1370427 - keygen (12/23/2015) [-]
just a jump start
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#1370454 - linkofcourage (12/23/2015) [-]
A jump start on what? Plot?
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#1370511 - keygen (12/23/2015) [-]
perhaps, yes.
#1369332 - or dragons, its kinda easy since the SNES era had lots of drag…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1369336 - linkofcourage (12/21/2015) [-]
You can, I just advise against it, seeing as A. You haven't done this before, B. Your aren't him, and C. You don't know whether you can or not, and you risk digging yourself a hole which you can't seem to fit the story into
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#1369337 - keygen (12/21/2015) [-]
thats why i need help
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#1369698 - linkofcourage (12/22/2015) [-]
You're asking for help but you're really giving me nothing to work with. I can make it up for you but it's your game, not mine.
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#1370427 - keygen (12/23/2015) [-]
just a jump start
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#1370454 - linkofcourage (12/23/2015) [-]
A jump start on what? Plot?
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#1370511 - keygen (12/23/2015) [-]
perhaps, yes.
#1369331 - Four crystals lel 12/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1369305 - yes, that is also what i meant, i want to make a turn based st…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1369311 - linkofcourage (12/21/2015) [-]

Do you have ideas for the story? That's part of what I meant when I asked about things you will implement. If you don't have ideas for a story, don't start any game design until you have a story if you want a story-rich game
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#1369332 - keygen (12/21/2015) [-]
or dragons, its kinda easy since the SNES era had lots of dragons airships etc, and i've played most of the old final fantasy games and most of the BOF games, once i start i can make up the story along the way, Akira Toriyama did it why can't i
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#1369336 - linkofcourage (12/21/2015) [-]
You can, I just advise against it, seeing as A. You haven't done this before, B. Your aren't him, and C. You don't know whether you can or not, and you risk digging yourself a hole which you can't seem to fit the story into
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#1369337 - keygen (12/21/2015) [-]
thats why i need help
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#1369698 - linkofcourage (12/22/2015) [-]
You're asking for help but you're really giving me nothing to work with. I can make it up for you but it's your game, not mine.
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#1370427 - keygen (12/23/2015) [-]
just a jump start
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#1370454 - linkofcourage (12/23/2015) [-]
A jump start on what? Plot?
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#1370511 - keygen (12/23/2015) [-]
perhaps, yes.
#1369331 - keygen (12/21/2015) [-]
Four crystals lel
#1369297 - I'm hoping to revive the final fantasy breath of fire era  [+] (11 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1369298 - linkofcourage (12/21/2015) [-]
I mean into the game, not your goals
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#1369305 - keygen (12/21/2015) [-]
yes, that is also what i meant, i want to make a turn based story rich 32-bit game
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#1369311 - linkofcourage (12/21/2015) [-]

Do you have ideas for the story? That's part of what I meant when I asked about things you will implement. If you don't have ideas for a story, don't start any game design until you have a story if you want a story-rich game
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#1369332 - keygen (12/21/2015) [-]
or dragons, its kinda easy since the SNES era had lots of dragons airships etc, and i've played most of the old final fantasy games and most of the BOF games, once i start i can make up the story along the way, Akira Toriyama did it why can't i
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#1369336 - linkofcourage (12/21/2015) [-]
You can, I just advise against it, seeing as A. You haven't done this before, B. Your aren't him, and C. You don't know whether you can or not, and you risk digging yourself a hole which you can't seem to fit the story into
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#1369337 - keygen (12/21/2015) [-]
thats why i need help
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#1369698 - linkofcourage (12/22/2015) [-]
You're asking for help but you're really giving me nothing to work with. I can make it up for you but it's your game, not mine.
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#1370427 - keygen (12/23/2015) [-]
just a jump start
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#1370454 - linkofcourage (12/23/2015) [-]
A jump start on what? Plot?
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#1370511 - keygen (12/23/2015) [-]
perhaps, yes.
#1369331 - keygen (12/21/2015) [-]
Four crystals lel

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User avatar #9 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #10 to #9 - keygen ONLINE (11/03/2015) [-]
fj 4 lyfe yo
#11 to #10 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #6 - ass (04/20/2013) [-]
I know you.. Yousef..
User avatar #7 to #6 - keygen ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
you ASS
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User avatar #3 to #2 - Poor (02/15/2013) [-]
Hey bro, I am under Keygen's command. I came to tell you there is no Keygen for GTA IV.

However, there is such a thing as a patch and a crack. A crack is something you move to replace the program's original exe and a patch is something you move to the directory of the game and start so you can make the crack work.

No online, though.


Here ya go.

Crack: http://www. 4shared. com/file/169619606/ebb6a4a7/v1030-RAZOR1911 .html remove spaces.

Patch:http:// computergames. ro/en/downloads/viewitem/id/13412/name/grand-theft-auto-4-v1030-patch .html remove spaces.
#4 to #3 - kokanium **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - Poor (02/15/2013) [-]
Don't thank me, thank master Keygen.
#1 - xenoquack (08/20/2012) [-]
Hello!!!
User avatar #8 to #1 - keygen ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Hi there
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