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keybladewarrior

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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/fireboy261/videos?view
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/theFbreezy
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC, Gameboys
Video Games Played: A fuckton
PSN: Sonic_Beast26
Interests: Ladies... No? Ok..
Date Signed Up:4/08/2013
Last Login:2/28/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#411
Comment Ranking:#241
Highest Content Rank:#10
Highest Comment Rank:#59
Content Thumbs: 355796 total,  389139 ,  33343
Comment Thumbs: 51364 total,  53897 ,  2533
Content Level Progress: 42.49% (4249/10000)
Level 332 Content: Practically Famous → Level 333 Content: Practically Famous
Comment Level Progress: 12.8% (128/1000)
Level 341 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 342 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:36
Content Views:18997465
Times Content Favorited:14599 times
Total Comments Made:6572
FJ Points:74826
Favorite Tags: Pokemon (12) | batman (7) | Dogs (5) | lol (5) | Marvel (5) | sex (5) | star wars (5) | DC Comics (4) | gamergate (4) | kingdom hearts (4) | link (4) | Naruto (4) | tumblr (4) | breaking bad (3) | Captain America (3) | clones (3) | cock (3) | Damn (3) | Dick (3) | Dicks (3)

latest user's comments

#126 - >Kakashi >Takes off mask >Not another mask under it.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on a tale of a ninja and numbers +15
User avatar #143 - krasnogvardiech (02/26/2015) [-]
Plot twist: There was. The teacher could just hear more clearly.
#3005 - When I was a boy, my first console I've owned myself was a PS2… 02/26/2015 on Why did you pick that... +2
#18 - Talk about a strong de fence . 02/17/2015 on GTA 5 please, lay back the... +9
#2 - YOU JUST GOTTA BELIEVE!  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on I believe +1
#4 - emperorwatergate (02/17/2015) [-]
Lawyer: Your honor, the defendant was arrested without a license in a car containing three concealed weapons and over an ounce of marijuana.

Judge: Well, council, if your client insists on pleading the fifth, I'll have no choice but to throw the book at him. How do you want to proceed?

(The scene shifts to where PaRappa and Chop Chop Master Onion (CCMO) are standing. Then CCMO takes out a boom box, and then the jury argues because of that.)

Judge: Order!

(The scene starts appearing in the style of the the rapping scenes from the PaRappa the Rapper video game.)

CCMO (rapping): Kick! Punch! We don't have much time. If you don't squeal, you're gonna serve a dime. I'm fine either way, 'cause I still get paid. But listen to your teacher, this should be your next play. Now snitch!

PaRappa (rapping): Snitch?

CCMO (rapping): Rat! Rat!

PaRappa (rapping): Rat? Rat?

CCMO (rapping): Snitch! Snitch! Rat!

PaRappa (rapping): Snitch? Snitch? Rat?

CCMO (rapping): Rat! Rat! Snitch!

PaRappa (rapping): Rat? Rat? Snitch?
#5 - emperorwatergate (02/17/2015) [-]
CCMO (rapping): Don't be a hero when you could serve zero. Or do you want to shower with some butch bull queero?

(PaRappa looks shocked.)

PaRappa (rapping): I may be a rapper, but I can't take this rap. I wasn't driving the car, I was chillin' in the back. It was King Kong Mushi with the drugs behind the wheel. If it keeps my culo safe you bet your ass I'm gonna squeal.

Lawyer: This is absurd. He wants to throw us off his sense.

CCMO (rapping): Your honor, I've prepared a plea agreement.

PaRappa (rapping): It can't be a crime just to kick a dope rhyme!

Judge (rapping): Good point, talking dog. I'll set you free with served time.

PaRappa: Yeah! You gotta believe!

(Outside of the court, MC King Kong Mushi shows up out of nowhere, holding two guns, both aiming them at PaRappa.)

King Kong Mushi: You (fucked) up now, PaRappa!

(King Kong Mushi proceeds to shoot PaRappa to death. A black-and-white photo of the scene shows up, as a cover for PaRappa's posthumous album.)
#6 - crazymannequin (02/17/2015) [-]
Parappa the Rapper on Robot Chicken

Or you could just post the fucking video
#24 - Damnit, I wanted to post that one. But I was 3 hours too casual. 02/17/2015 on Tumblrone +5
#61 - Jumping towards a ledge in Mirror's Edge. Always fall just an … 02/17/2015 on Reasons you die in games 0
#98 - >Punches >Not taking the Taijutsu master. 02/17/2015 on 10 Anime Punches +8
#40 - I guess there won't be anymore Babes getting BJs. 02/17/2015 on Wienerbrød 0
#16 - He probably just saw life through his ancestor's eyes. 02/17/2015 on He look like someone stole... +2
#27 - It's better freezing everything. That's not safe. 02/17/2015 on Anal lube sandwich 0
#16 - >2015: The Empire Strikes Back >Not having every but… 02/17/2015 on 4chong +3
#15 - Well, ain't that eye popping . 02/17/2015 on Every Millisecond Counts +10
#11 - Picture 02/17/2015 on ..... 0
#17 - Picture 02/17/2015 on Bob's Burgers +1
#31 - I guess after 5 seasons, the director was dying for him to say that. 02/17/2015 on He Said It +2
#22 - WE can now copy and paste in real life. 02/17/2015 on Text scanning pen +1
#19 - Picture 02/17/2015 on life of a fj user +1
#52 - They are spreading to the outside world. 02/17/2015 on music club 0
#61 - ************ yeah. I swear, I was trying to remem… 02/17/2015 on Looney Tunes +8
#117 - This is going somewhere I'm enjoying. 02/17/2015 on *sweating profusely* +2
#97 - Destiny is a really good time waster. 02/17/2015 on Destiny 0
#51 - Looks like That 70's Show is making Kelso a transexual. 02/17/2015 on Anon is pretty +5
#86 - Implying Samus isn't sex herself. 02/17/2015 on sanus +19
#32 - HA 02/17/2015 on I should not be a parent +2
#75 - Dats cute as **** . Good for that anon. 02/17/2015 on A beautiful tale of love +4

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User avatar #175 - admin (01/02/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by keybladewarrior
#166 - faguette (10/19/2014) [-]
stickied by keybladewarrior
#178 - moisture (01/13/2015) [-]
I made this
User avatar #177 - moisture (01/13/2015) [-]
dank memes
User avatar #173 - gugek (12/07/2014) [-]
Hey, i know it's late but i hope you have a fantastic morning and a great day tomorrow yo! :-]
User avatar #167 - keybladeking (10/28/2014) [-]
Hello Keybladewarrior, we have similar names *_*
#168 to #167 - keybladewarrior (10/28/2014) [-]
Quite similar, indeed.
#170 to #169 - keybladewarrior (10/28/2014) [-]
Smashing.
Smashing.
#172 to #171 - keybladewarrior (10/28/2014) [-]
Bawling?
Bawling?
#164 - aerosol (08/24/2014) [-]
nice avatar
nice avatar
#163 - jacksowrd (06/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#161 to #159 - keybladewarrior (06/08/2014) [-]
But my mom's a nurse.
But my mom's a nurse.
User avatar #162 to #161 - jacksowrd (06/09/2014) [-]
SHE IS ACTUALY A PROSTITUTE, SHE HAS LIED To YOU YOUR WHOLE LIFE
#155 to #153 - jacksowrd (06/08/2014) [-]
YOU DONE PUNK? OR ARE YOU FEELIN LUCKY?
#154 to #153 - keybladewarrior (06/08/2014) [-]
Mr. Rogers game too stronk.
User avatar #156 to #154 - jacksowrd (06/08/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#158 to #157 - jacksowrd (06/08/2014) [-]
IT IS FINISHED
User avatar #137 - kingxddd (03/25/2014) [-]
You're back at reposting? So am I.
User avatar #138 to #137 - keybladewarrior (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, just trying not to fall behind with thumbs
User avatar #135 - hornack (02/16/2014) [-]
How are you still ahead of me?
User avatar #136 to #135 - keybladewarrior (02/16/2014) [-]
THE KEYBLADE NEVER DIES!
I don't know yet. I'm going to lost my top spot anyways. I was making this OC lately but kept getting side tracked so the OC took longer than expected. No posting makes me lose my place anyways.
User avatar #133 - mrmojito (02/11/2014) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #134 to #133 - keybladewarrior (02/11/2014) [-]
No problem at all.
User avatar #123 - hornack (01/30/2014) [-]
What program you used for the comp?
User avatar #124 to #123 - keybladewarrior (01/30/2014) [-]
Only paint. It's not the best but it works mostly. Besides, I don't think it works for me anyways... I had another OC i was going to make soon.
User avatar #125 to #124 - hornack (01/30/2014) [-]
I'm new to this whole thing so how do you make the words like that?
User avatar #126 to #125 - keybladewarrior (01/30/2014) [-]
Oh, you're making OC? Cool.
The words are like how you would do it on Microsoft Word. You use that "A" in the Quickbar and make square. That would be the text box. Then, you can choose any color and the text will come out that color. So, by default, if the color is black, the text will b black, etc.
User avatar #129 to #127 - keybladewarrior (01/30/2014) [-]
Nice content by the way.
#132 to #131 - keybladewarrior (01/31/2014) [-]
I saw that one jst now. You can also do a Disney one I saw someone say. Keep it up.
I saw that one jst now. You can also do a Disney one I saw someone say. Keep it up.
User avatar #130 to #129 - hornack (01/30/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #128 to #127 - keybladewarrior (01/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, sure thing. No problem
User avatar #121 - keybladeking (01/27/2014) [-]
Whoops, this is anon below. Forgot to log in.
#122 to #121 - keybladewarrior (01/29/2014) [-]
I guess we have a keyblade family going on.
#120 - anonexplains (01/27/2014) [-]
Our usernames. Match made in heaven.
#103 - hornack (01/15/2014) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#105 to #104 - hornack (01/15/2014) [-]
How've you been?
#106 to #105 - keybladewarrior (01/15/2014) [-]
Feeling pretty good. Got this OC almost ready to be posted. It will or will not be good. Depending on the outcome it gets.
How you doin'?
User avatar #107 to #106 - hornack (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh you drew it or is it a comp?
I've been doing ok, some minor problems but I'm sure I can fix em.
User avatar #108 to #107 - keybladewarrior (01/15/2014) [-]
No, nothing like those. I can't draw and comps are probably overused. I'm trying to do a Nuzlocke thing for Pokeman Rubies. Using some FJ's nicknames as some of the one's I catch. It's like a user jonathannz, who made one in '11 but stopped on part 3. Since I know Ruby like the back of my hand, I thought I could do the challenge and maybe make it all the way through. But it's just an attempt.
Minor problems? Well, I hope you get through them with no problem.
User avatar #109 to #108 - hornack (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh, I know what you mean. Pretty good.
I'm sure I can fix them.
#110 to #109 - keybladewarrior (01/15/2014) [-]
I hope it's pretty good. I don't like messing up. Like that time in 3rd grade when a friend and I made a poem for the FCAT.
And if you need any support, I'm here.
User avatar #111 to #110 - hornack (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh well I'll view it.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
User avatar #112 to #111 - keybladewarrior (01/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'll be posting it soon. Probably around 2:00-3:00 if I don't end up doing something else. Anyway, other than doing English work, that was basically my day . Nothing exicting happens around here...
User avatar #113 to #112 - hornack (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh I'll be sure to see it.
Do a school shooting.
#114 to #113 - keybladewarrior (01/15/2014) [-]
But I'd end shooting my family... And I have no weapons, escape plans, or energy to stand off against the cops.
But I'd end shooting my family... And I have no weapons, escape plans, or energy to stand off against the cops.
User avatar #115 to #114 - hornack (01/15/2014) [-]
Use alchemy!!!!
#116 to #115 - keybladewarrior (01/15/2014) [-]
*Currently drawing Transmutation Circle.*   
Let's see if it works.
*Currently drawing Transmutation Circle.*
Let's see if it works.
User avatar #117 to #116 - hornack (01/15/2014) [-]
Didn't you go to the gate with me anyways?
#118 to #117 - keybladewarrior (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh, I forgot that. I'll try that next anyway. The directions were unclear. I summoned a tadpole.
#91 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Hey! ~desu
#92 to #91 - keybladewarrior (01/07/2014) [-]
Hey, what's up.
Hey, what's up.
#93 to #92 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
the usual, probably going to go drawing.
You?
#94 to #93 - keybladewarrior (01/07/2014) [-]
Well, I'm doing Chemistry work. Mostly interesting since I just started.
#95 to #94 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Why not Alchemy?   
If it's so interesting why you on Fj?
Why not Alchemy?
If it's so interesting why you on Fj?
#96 to #95 - keybladewarrior (01/07/2014) [-]
Well, I haven't learnt my Transmutation Circles yet.   
And I was just browsing this morning, was about to log off but the ride never ends my mind likes to procastinate from "boring" activities. Lame excuse but it's not like i get easily distracted.
Well, I haven't learnt my Transmutation Circles yet.
And I was just browsing this morning, was about to log off but the ride never ends my mind likes to procastinate from "boring" activities. Lame excuse but it's not like i get easily distracted.
#97 to #96 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Who needs transmutation circles?
Oh that makes sense. What grade you in?
#98 to #97 - keybladewarrior (01/07/2014) [-]
Now I've seen the Gate, I'll be able to transmute without a circle.   
I'm in 11th grade.
Now I've seen the Gate, I'll be able to transmute without a circle.
I'm in 11th grade.
#99 to #98 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
Awesome! I mean who needs arms and legs anyway?   
Solid.
Awesome! I mean who needs arms and legs anyway?
Solid.
#100 to #99 - keybladewarrior (01/07/2014) [-]
I know right, Automail for the win.   
And I'm in homeschool, so it's not hard to go in between the two.
I know right, Automail for the win.
And I'm in homeschool, so it's not hard to go in between the two.
#101 to #100 - hornack (01/07/2014) [-]
I guess that works.   
Homeschooled, sweet. You don't have to deal with peer pressure, girls or school shootings.
I guess that works.
Homeschooled, sweet. You don't have to deal with peer pressure, girls or school shootings.
#102 to #101 - keybladewarrior (01/07/2014) [-]
Yup.
it's decent. I'm not all that big on it. Mostly because I was in public school since Pre-K and then I had to go into Homeschool because I had no choice.
User avatar #77 - hornack (12/19/2013) [-]
Hey.
User avatar #78 to #77 - keybladewarrior (12/19/2013) [-]
What's up.
User avatar #79 to #78 - hornack (12/20/2013) [-]
Nothing just bored, you?
User avatar #80 to #79 - keybladewarrior (12/20/2013) [-]
Working, studying for math.
User avatar #81 to #80 - hornack (12/20/2013) [-]
Oh, cool.
User avatar #82 to #81 - keybladewarrior (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, well, besides some things I forgot. They'll just come back to me.
User avatar #83 to #82 - hornack (12/20/2013) [-]
They sure will.
User avatar #84 to #83 - keybladewarrior (12/20/2013) [-]
Yup. So, you've found your cure for your boredom?
User avatar #85 to #84 - hornack (12/20/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #86 to #85 - keybladewarrior (12/20/2013) [-]
Maybe some Youtube or the wonderful world of television again?
User avatar #87 to #86 - hornack (12/21/2013) [-]
Well I watched anime.


Care to spare me with your fj points?
User avatar #88 to #87 - keybladewarrior (12/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure no problem
User avatar #89 to #88 - hornack (12/21/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #90 to #89 - keybladewarrior (12/21/2013) [-]
No problem.
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