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#43 - I'll take standing up to take a piss, and earning 23% more in …  [+] (11 replies) 04/27/2014 on Good Guy Cop +1
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#74 - oxymoronking (04/27/2014) [-]
look, just google the 23% thing. i dont feel like finding the edicational viddeo
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#76 - oxymoronking (04/27/2014) [-]
oh, i see your before comment. you dont need to see the video
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#55 - vatra (04/27/2014) [-]
Maybe that's what's up with those that claim to be both or neither, they want all the advantages?
#46 - anon (04/27/2014) [-]
"23% more in wages"

Oh boy here we go
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#47 - kevinbieksa (04/27/2014) [-]
It was a bad joke, anon. I understand there is evidence debunking the "pay gap" and all that.
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#234 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/28/2014) [-]
the pay gap usually comes when the woman has kids, if she does then she earns less on average. If she doesn't she earns more on average. weird huh?
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#57 - encomiumpilot (04/27/2014) [-]
I'd love to not have to sit on the toilet when I pee.
in public bathrooms.
I don't know what STD's could be on those toilets. lol
#336 - therealslimdavey (04/28/2014) [-]
using urinals suck. all the pee splashes back on you. i'm a guy and i always pee sitting down. when i'm in a public restroom i just put some toilet paper down on the seat.

also you can't catch an STD from a toilet seat unless someone with an STD licks the toilet seat, and then you lick it right afterwards. it would have to pretty quick because the viruses can't live that long outside the body. so don't worry about that shit bro.
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#337 - encomiumpilot (04/28/2014) [-]
It was more an over-exaggeration.
But I did not know that about it not lasting long. im dumb
So thanks for the little lesson.
I'll lick many toilet seats.
#338 - therealslimdavey (04/28/2014) [-]

the point was not to lick toilet seats!
#339 - encomiumpilot (04/28/2014) [-]
For you
I guess I won't.
#3 - As opposed to the person you were trying to take an embarrassi…  [+] (2 replies) 04/26/2014 on Worst Awkward Moment +5
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#7 - austephner (04/26/2014) [-]
honestly and personally, I think I'd be more pissed off than embarrassed
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#13 - kevinbieksa (04/26/2014) [-]
I would be both pissed off, and embarrassed if somebody took a posted a picture mocking me on the internet without my consent.
#11 - It seems like you would be trapped in an endless "how do …  [+] (2 replies) 04/23/2014 on Not good. +1
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#12 - nimba (04/23/2014) [-]
nah, it's a call and response thing, after the response the first person goes on with "Ruddy awful weather today, what what?"
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#14 - rollinggolem (04/23/2014) [-]
You don't actually answer it... that comic from awhile back makes sense now.