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kevinator

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Date Signed Up:12/30/2011
Last Login:5/28/2015
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#55 - but, you the kid could totally feel it 01/14/2015 on The cake is a lie 0
#54 - Get mad. 01/14/2015 on The cake is a lie 0
#15 - 1: Pepsi 2: Xbox 3:Battlefield 4: DragonBallz … 01/13/2015 on Which Are You 0
#4 - look like a 10-12 yo child you sick **** 01/13/2015 on Photoshop was too hard. 0
#9 - Picture 01/13/2015 on fj trying to flirt POV 0
#8 - Picture 01/13/2015 on fj trying to flirt POV +2
#11 - I though it was so much hate, but apparently it's shake my head 01/13/2015 on physics is phun 0
#37 - Basicly yes, and its quite delightful. You'll enjoy the show i… 01/13/2015 on Rekt checklist please 0
#35 - it's jerry springer, don't tell me you never heard of that!?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Rekt checklist please 0
User avatar #36 - codyxvasco (01/13/2015) [-]
I've heard of it but like....what is the point of it? To show unlikable people and family drama for entertainment?
User avatar #37 - kevinator (01/13/2015) [-]
Basicly yes, and its quite delightful. You'll enjoy the show if you feed on other people's misery.
#29 - You should make Lowes Comps. just like that mcdonald guy we had here 01/13/2015 on Ron Swanson is my hero +7
#8 - Because everything on the internet is right!?! Green…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2015 on The cake is a lie +33
#9 - thedonkeykong (01/13/2015) [-]
no
#24 - bluemagebrilly (01/14/2015) [-]
You are a disappointment to Donkey Kong.

You didn't expand like he knew you could.

Take off your tie, and walk home in shame.
#14 - fancymanntango (01/13/2015) [-]
C'mon man, you didn't have any kind of gif or image to say no for you?
#44 - hotschurl (01/14/2015) [-]
#43 - hotschurl (01/14/2015) [-]
#6 - The kid puking on the cake, ARE YOU ******* FOR REAL!?!…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/13/2015 on The cake is a lie +168
#53 - piripirinorse (01/14/2015) [-]
In first grade we learned that it's "would have" not "would of". fuckface.
User avatar #54 - kevinator (01/14/2015) [-]
Get mad.
#52 - cdmin (01/14/2015) [-]
found the fat guy
#56 - kevinator (01/14/2015) [-]
#47 - xzayviaaeyeres (01/14/2015) [-]
My mother has told me stories of how at school, She would without any warning throw up in class. She had no control and no idea when it would happen. She grew out of it and I'm bloody glad I didn't have that trait when I was younger.
User avatar #55 - kevinator (01/14/2015) [-]
but, you the kid could totally feel it
#40 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
"Could of"
User avatar #39 - ledane (01/14/2015) [-]
his social life is ruined forever, that's for sure
User avatar #35 - adamsizzler (01/14/2015) [-]
haha, about 10 years ago my brother had a birthday with a gaint glorious cake and everyone of the guest was so excited until this little shit took a gaint sneese RIGHT OVER THE CAKE!
User avatar #10 - lotengo (01/13/2015) [-]
in first grade we all sat in a circle and out of nothing i puked on the girl i had a crush on

i still cry myself to sleep wondering what could have been
#28 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
i bet you're ugly too. double whammy
User avatar #31 - lotengo (01/14/2015) [-]
my mom says im a pretty lil boy
User avatar #19 - cackrel (01/14/2015) [-]
Nothing because it's the fucking first grade.
#11 - sepheroth (01/13/2015) [-]
#5 - except there is no candles around here eye sockets you tard  [+] (9 new replies) 01/13/2015 on The cake is a lie +107
#59 - thedonkeykong (01/20/2015) [-]
lol no
#7 - thedonkeykong (01/13/2015) [-]
do your research. thumb down for you sir.
#13 - anonymous (01/13/2015) [-]
you could just link the source yourself, dumbass
#8 - kevinator (01/13/2015) [-]
Because everything on the internet is right!?!

Green: Impact

Red: Candles

Once the head is in the cake, you can CLEARLY see the candles surrounding her head
#9 - thedonkeykong (01/13/2015) [-]
no
#24 - bluemagebrilly (01/14/2015) [-]
You are a disappointment to Donkey Kong.

You didn't expand like he knew you could.

Take off your tie, and walk home in shame.
#14 - fancymanntango (01/13/2015) [-]
C'mon man, you didn't have any kind of gif or image to say no for you?
#44 - hotschurl (01/14/2015) [-]
#43 - hotschurl (01/14/2015) [-]
#417 - cum jar project..... 01/12/2015 on Cringe compilation 6! 0
#37 - As of now just a 5 ton forklift operator, I used to operate 1… 01/11/2015 on Bitches be like 0
#35 - Doubt I could afford a house, a car, food and entertainment wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Bitches be like 0
User avatar #36 - nudybooty (01/11/2015) [-]
What exactly do you do if you don't mind me asking
User avatar #37 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
As of now just a 5 ton forklift operator, I used to operate 10 tons All Terrain but it end up being mostly summer jobs, I wanted something more consistant.
#133 - I guess I'm some sort of robot now? 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
#33 - Wich mean you'll get the course, only after working for the jo… 01/11/2015 on Bitches be like 0
#32 - Oh, we don't get anything like that here, It work by work spec…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on Bitches be like 0
User avatar #33 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
Wich mean you'll get the course, only after working for the job for atleast a year, than your employer is required to ask if you want to keep on going with general labour or go and speciallized in a branch of it.
#30 - Doesn't work like that around here man, just an exemple, my bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Bitches be like 0
User avatar #31 - heartlessrobot (01/11/2015) [-]
I meant having an architectural degree would increase pay if you worked with construction, a criminal law degree would increase pay as a security guard, etc.
User avatar #32 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh, we don't get anything like that here, It work by work specialization, your college degree is basicly only if you want to go get your master and than doctora.
User avatar #33 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
Wich mean you'll get the course, only after working for the job for atleast a year, than your employer is required to ask if you want to keep on going with general labour or go and speciallized in a branch of it.
#28 - Loving it. 01/11/2015 on Bitches be like 0
#27 - You only need the basic unless you REALLY specialize into some…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Bitches be like 0
User avatar #29 - heartlessrobot (01/11/2015) [-]
Shit like Trig and Calc are kinda useless unless you go into a career that specifically needs those.
And no matter what decent job you get, you'd get paid more if you had that job AND a college degree specific to that field.
User avatar #30 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
Doesn't work like that around here man, just an exemple, my bud who work as the nightshift guard is specialized as a high-pressure welder, when he tried to apply, they straight up told him: That's useless here, don't expect that to play on your salary. (he also have his college degree and get paid less than a guard that's being there for 4 month longer than he his, and the other one only have his highschool)

I'm a certified all-terrain 10-ton forklift operator yet it didn't play anything in my pay-check for driving a little 5 ton lift.

User avatar #31 - heartlessrobot (01/11/2015) [-]
I meant having an architectural degree would increase pay if you worked with construction, a criminal law degree would increase pay as a security guard, etc.
User avatar #32 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh, we don't get anything like that here, It work by work specialization, your college degree is basicly only if you want to go get your master and than doctora.
User avatar #33 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
Wich mean you'll get the course, only after working for the job for atleast a year, than your employer is required to ask if you want to keep on going with general labour or go and speciallized in a branch of it.
#24 - Tep kok 01/11/2015 on Bitches be like 0
#23 - Did I say I stopped working, no. I just said I'm tired of the …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Bitches be like 0
#26 - heartlessrobot (01/11/2015) [-]
Forgot the picture.
User avatar #28 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
Loving it.
User avatar #25 - heartlessrobot (01/11/2015) [-]
Well, without education you can't read, write, speak, do simple math, or really anything.
User avatar #27 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
You only need the basic unless you REALLY specialize into something, and these can be though by a person to person basis. You also know dang well that when I say education, I mean the past high school stuff.
User avatar #29 - heartlessrobot (01/11/2015) [-]
Shit like Trig and Calc are kinda useless unless you go into a career that specifically needs those.
And no matter what decent job you get, you'd get paid more if you had that job AND a college degree specific to that field.
User avatar #30 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
Doesn't work like that around here man, just an exemple, my bud who work as the nightshift guard is specialized as a high-pressure welder, when he tried to apply, they straight up told him: That's useless here, don't expect that to play on your salary. (he also have his college degree and get paid less than a guard that's being there for 4 month longer than he his, and the other one only have his highschool)

I'm a certified all-terrain 10-ton forklift operator yet it didn't play anything in my pay-check for driving a little 5 ton lift.

User avatar #31 - heartlessrobot (01/11/2015) [-]
I meant having an architectural degree would increase pay if you worked with construction, a criminal law degree would increase pay as a security guard, etc.
User avatar #32 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh, we don't get anything like that here, It work by work specialization, your college degree is basicly only if you want to go get your master and than doctora.
User avatar #33 - kevinator (01/11/2015) [-]
Wich mean you'll get the course, only after working for the job for atleast a year, than your employer is required to ask if you want to keep on going with general labour or go and speciallized in a branch of it.
#22 - Unless you work the north of something, I highly doubt that 01/11/2015 on Bitches be like 0
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#20 - havockwzy (07/30/2014) [-]
you have been visited by the lewd body pillow of joseph joestar
#21 to #20 - kevinator (07/30/2014) [-]
Not to sure how to feel abou tthis... but thank you
Not to sure how to feel abou tthis... but thank you
#22 to #21 - havockwzy (07/30/2014) [-]
i must go now, my team needs me
#23 to #22 - kevinator (07/30/2014) [-]
Go on brave warrior!
Go on brave warrior!
#15 - havockwzy (07/27/2014) [-]
this is now my property
this is now my property
#16 to #15 - kevinator (07/27/2014) [-]
Welcome to my home.
#17 to #16 - havockwzy (07/27/2014) [-]
smells like semen and depression in here, just like home.
smells like semen and depression in here, just like home.
#18 to #17 - kevinator (07/27/2014) [-]
YOU FORGOT THE LONELINESS!
#19 to #18 - havockwzy (07/27/2014) [-]
Dont worry ill fix that
User avatar #12 - datmine (07/16/2014) [-]
Whats up with that avatar of yours?
User avatar #13 to #12 - kevinator (07/16/2014) [-]
it's from Boxxy , youtube, someone took a screen shot of a moment she had her head tilted and photoshopped it into the blood thing, than someone made it shaky and scary
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