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kerryman

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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:10/20/2012
Last Login:7/02/2015
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Content Views:262675
Times Content Favorited:548 times
Total Comments Made:544
FJ Points:7906
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    sounds like a plan sounds like a plan
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    '"Join the Army" they said! '"Join the Army" they...
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    Im not russian I'm taking my time Im not russian I'm taking my time
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    C@*T! C@*T!
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    How to get a job Tips How to get a job Tips
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#2 - thats a cray fish not a lobster....I know this because instead…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Send Help +88
#49 - anon (05/28/2015) [-]
Nigga Das a pacific lobster they ain't got big ass pinchers n shit. Main lobster the ones that got the tasty as Claws my due. you say you got the book smarts but you still a dumb mark ass nigga. Lucky you don't catch these hands for displaying such ignorance
#24 - anon (05/28/2015) [-]
but, no thats a rock lobster, cray fish only get to be around 5 inches long at best, and are either tan in the mid west or bright red for the south (US of course)

crawdads are fuckin tiny doh
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#21 - doctorprofessornv (05/28/2015) [-]
looks like a type of spiny lobster to me.
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#6 - instalation (05/27/2015) [-]
It's a cray fish alright. This whole picture is just cray cray.
#3 - pallepis (05/27/2015) [-]
Fish books, friends. What?
#48 - rubberbandits- horse outside 03/12/2015 on #getrekt +2
#2 - bitch be getting on my last nerve 03/07/2015 on (untitled) 0
#6 - it's ok man i'll be ur friend you don't have to have sex with her.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Cat-toons +2
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#16 - stegovii (03/08/2015) [-]
I appreciate it buddy, It's a long dark road I cannot traverse alone
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#10 - Comment deleted 01/30/2015 on There should be more Spawn... +4
#230 - ya but the local police arrived first but had to wait until ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on Uberfacts comp 0
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#231 - drooms (01/06/2015) [-]
They had to wait for boats to even get on the damn isle
#212 - maybe if they had guns they could have shot this prick  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Uberfacts comp 0
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#216 - trollmobile (01/06/2015) [-]
he surrendered the second he saw police.
because he respected police and did not want to harm them.
because in norway, even batshit insane mass murderers view cops as good guys.

the reason he killed so many wasn't a question of lack of armed police, it was a question of the murders happening in a remote island that is hard to get to.
because, you know, Norway.
everything that isn't a city center is remote here.
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#215 - drooms (01/06/2015) [-]
Nah
He surrendered immediately when police eventually arrived
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#230 - kerryman (01/06/2015) [-]
ya but the local police arrived first but had to wait until armed response arrived before heading out to the island, roughly 30mins you got to admit that if the local cops where armed and made it to the island sooner they could save more kids?
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#231 - drooms (01/06/2015) [-]
They had to wait for boats to even get on the damn isle
#11 - Picture 12/25/2014 on merry christmas, fuckers 0
#27 - great more peopleā€¦as if finding somewhere to sit wasn't hard… 12/19/2014 on I'M GONNA BE A FATHER +1