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#101 - By that logic, we should all have been thumbing up Ray Bingo, … 01/23/2013 on Geckos and Cheerios +1
#58 - Picture 01/23/2013 on barack has some humor +1
#692 - Weeks? This cunt's been getting banned then popping up again f… 01/22/2013 on Martin Luther Coon +2
#675 - ***** , you old! 01/22/2013 on Martin Luther Coon -2
#83 - "This year he has also been under fire because … 01/22/2013 on This Guy +9
#797 - More crimes in the UK constitute "violent crimes" th… 01/22/2013 on Oh Obama 0
#51 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2013 on A Message for Girls -8
#54 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
Implying you're going to find a duck facing girl here on fj? Check out the cunt above this guy's post, there's the attention whore it'll bring out though.

Fuck you all.
#52 - IbeTrollinFewl (01/20/2013) [-]






I do.
#66 - How the **** are her comics "made for the ol…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on Mirror Mirror 0
User avatar #67 - conri (01/20/2013) [-]
No, meaning the people in college. Who actually have friends or at least know chicks like that. The one who goes to the bar with you and spends all her time sizing up the dicks. That's why. Because I read this and go "Ha! Fucking Sam right there." Or on the occasion she does one not about sex, it's generally making a pretty good point or a good joke.
#60 - No, THE D! Can't you read, man?!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on As a woman +29
User avatar #207 - uzzwick (01/20/2013) [-]
z
#10 - Then you may also like this.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on Video Games +4
User avatar #11 - iamnotgoodwithname (01/19/2013) [-]
yea its crazy how much sluttier gear looks on female characters in that game.
#8 - That's because if you play an MMORPG, you have no life at all.…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Video Games +21
#30 - drulludanni (01/20/2013) [-]
i had a similar one stored in my reaction folder
User avatar #12 - temporalguardian (01/19/2013) [-]
oh god i love that pic
User avatar #9 - iamnotgoodwithname (01/19/2013) [-]
that pic made me laugh so hard because its so true
#10 - kerplunking (01/19/2013) [-]
Then you may also like this.
User avatar #11 - iamnotgoodwithname (01/19/2013) [-]
yea its crazy how much sluttier gear looks on female characters in that game.
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on GIVE THIS MAN TWO MEDALS! -8
#14 - supamonkey Comment deleted by kerplunking
#27 - Cancer. 01/19/2013 on I don't even 0
#92 - ...whatever is outside the Universe. Infinite, complete nothin…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Scumbag Universe 0
User avatar #121 - jehova (01/19/2013) [-]
That's impossible! Because if the universe holds all that exists, and outside him there is nothing. I mean, there isn't anything. We cannot say there is nothing. The form ``is´´ is not aplicable.
Or maybe our concept of the universe is very limited.
#128 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
Whats the 99% empty space that the matter bathes in so to speak, nothingness ,a void..
User avatar #130 - jehova (01/20/2013) [-]
The eter.
#53 - Another possibility is that the universe will keep expanding u…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Scumbag Universe +1
User avatar #88 - jehova (01/18/2013) [-]
But... Expanding where?
#92 - kerplunking (01/19/2013) [-]
...whatever is outside the Universe. Infinite, complete nothingness, presumably.

Assuming that the Universe is "stuff", the Universe is expanding into the "not stuff".
User avatar #121 - jehova (01/19/2013) [-]
That's impossible! Because if the universe holds all that exists, and outside him there is nothing. I mean, there isn't anything. We cannot say there is nothing. The form ``is´´ is not aplicable.
Or maybe our concept of the universe is very limited.
#128 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
Whats the 99% empty space that the matter bathes in so to speak, nothingness ,a void..
User avatar #130 - jehova (01/20/2013) [-]
The eter.
#728 - Except those are all LEDCs, while the UK and the USA are both MEDCs.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Oh Obama 0
#793 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
And the US population is 5 times greater, the UK still has a higher violent crime rate.
#797 - kerplunking (01/22/2013) [-]
More crimes in the UK constitute "violent crimes" than in the USA.

If you compare our murder rates, the USA is much higher.
#181 - Something tells me that you've already been given plenty of ev… 01/18/2013 on oh you Jesus +1
#689 - There's some serious newfaggotry going on round here... 01/17/2013 on pointing out facts is not... 0
#305 - With regards to your picture: Horrible rings under ey…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/17/2013 on pointing out facts is not... -34
#689 - kerplunking (01/17/2013) [-]
There's some serious newfaggotry going on round here...
User avatar #601 - andalitemadness (01/17/2013) [-]
Wtf does eyeball size have to do with anything? Are you seriously using Physiognomy? Are you from the 18th century or something?
#598 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
stfu asshole youre probaly the ugliest fatso ever irl
#495 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
"obviously means smaller brain"

What does that have to do with physical apperance?
#421 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
This just might be the biggest lie ever said
#814 - Wow. You clearly have no ******* idea what you're…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2013 on Evolution -1
User avatar #817 - arrisarrad (01/15/2013) [-]
What do you mean I have no idea what I'm talking about? If you want to make a counter-argument or point out a flaw in my logic, I'll definitely consider it. Don't presume that your blind, some could religious, acceptance of an inconclusive theory is any substitute for logic and intelligence. Fanaticism is a trait just as easily found in those who don't claim to be religious as it is in someone who does follow a religious doctrine.
#808 - >1977  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Evolution 0
User avatar #811 - arrisarrad (01/15/2013) [-]
I know, that's how you know the term isn't some new-fangled thing made up by creationists. The terminology has been around since the 60's. It's just not often used because most evolutionary scientists just use the term "evolution" as a catchall since Macro-evolutionary theory includes most of the aspects of micro-evolutionary theory. However, if you're open to considering other plausible evolutionary scenarios, micro-evolutionary theory can certainly apply to many events. I'm not saying Macro-evolutionary theory is false, but we often use examples of micro-evolution as evidence of macro-evolution, which I consider a logical fallacy. Since we can prove micro-evolution's existence, then we should accept that in lew of macro-evolutionary theory until we can find conclusive, non-circumstantial, evidence of macro-evolutionary theory. I don't like how most evolutionary scientists seem to break from established scientific method in pushing things like the extremely flawed fossil record and tautological theory of evolutionary inheritance of genetic traits in large populations.
#814 - kerplunking (01/15/2013) [-]
Wow. You clearly have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I'm not even going to bother.
User avatar #817 - arrisarrad (01/15/2013) [-]
What do you mean I have no idea what I'm talking about? If you want to make a counter-argument or point out a flaw in my logic, I'll definitely consider it. Don't presume that your blind, some could religious, acceptance of an inconclusive theory is any substitute for logic and intelligence. Fanaticism is a trait just as easily found in those who don't claim to be religious as it is in someone who does follow a religious doctrine.
#805 - Care to provide an example of a peer-reviewed paper that uses …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Evolution -1
#808 - kerplunking (01/15/2013) [-]
>1977
User avatar #811 - arrisarrad (01/15/2013) [-]
I know, that's how you know the term isn't some new-fangled thing made up by creationists. The terminology has been around since the 60's. It's just not often used because most evolutionary scientists just use the term "evolution" as a catchall since Macro-evolutionary theory includes most of the aspects of micro-evolutionary theory. However, if you're open to considering other plausible evolutionary scenarios, micro-evolutionary theory can certainly apply to many events. I'm not saying Macro-evolutionary theory is false, but we often use examples of micro-evolution as evidence of macro-evolution, which I consider a logical fallacy. Since we can prove micro-evolution's existence, then we should accept that in lew of macro-evolutionary theory until we can find conclusive, non-circumstantial, evidence of macro-evolutionary theory. I don't like how most evolutionary scientists seem to break from established scientific method in pushing things like the extremely flawed fossil record and tautological theory of evolutionary inheritance of genetic traits in large populations.
#814 - kerplunking (01/15/2013) [-]
Wow. You clearly have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I'm not even going to bother.
User avatar #817 - arrisarrad (01/15/2013) [-]
What do you mean I have no idea what I'm talking about? If you want to make a counter-argument or point out a flaw in my logic, I'll definitely consider it. Don't presume that your blind, some could religious, acceptance of an inconclusive theory is any substitute for logic and intelligence. Fanaticism is a trait just as easily found in those who don't claim to be religious as it is in someone who does follow a religious doctrine.
#777 - Macro-evolution is micro-evolution over a longer period of tim…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Evolution +2
User avatar #804 - arrisarrad (01/15/2013) [-]
No, Macro-evolutionary theory supports the possibility of drastic change over a long period of time, whereas micro-evolutionary theory, even applied over a long duration, only allows for limited change from the original. Don't condescend to me you arrogant, ignorant asshole.
#805 - kerplunking (01/15/2013) [-]
Care to provide an example of a peer-reviewed paper that uses the terms "macro-evolutionary theory" and "micro-evolutionary theory"?
#808 - kerplunking (01/15/2013) [-]
>1977
User avatar #811 - arrisarrad (01/15/2013) [-]
I know, that's how you know the term isn't some new-fangled thing made up by creationists. The terminology has been around since the 60's. It's just not often used because most evolutionary scientists just use the term "evolution" as a catchall since Macro-evolutionary theory includes most of the aspects of micro-evolutionary theory. However, if you're open to considering other plausible evolutionary scenarios, micro-evolutionary theory can certainly apply to many events. I'm not saying Macro-evolutionary theory is false, but we often use examples of micro-evolution as evidence of macro-evolution, which I consider a logical fallacy. Since we can prove micro-evolution's existence, then we should accept that in lew of macro-evolutionary theory until we can find conclusive, non-circumstantial, evidence of macro-evolutionary theory. I don't like how most evolutionary scientists seem to break from established scientific method in pushing things like the extremely flawed fossil record and tautological theory of evolutionary inheritance of genetic traits in large populations.
#814 - kerplunking (01/15/2013) [-]
Wow. You clearly have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I'm not even going to bother.
User avatar #817 - arrisarrad (01/15/2013) [-]
What do you mean I have no idea what I'm talking about? If you want to make a counter-argument or point out a flaw in my logic, I'll definitely consider it. Don't presume that your blind, some could religious, acceptance of an inconclusive theory is any substitute for logic and intelligence. Fanaticism is a trait just as easily found in those who don't claim to be religious as it is in someone who does follow a religious doctrine.
#158 - dont let others shape your opinions, theyre YOUR opinions, not theirs  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on Yay the Media 0
#180 - konradkurze (01/14/2013) [-]
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