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#13 - The only butthurt here is the Christians who can't take a joke. 03/10/2013 on Noahs Ark +6
#20 - Picture 03/09/2013 on Old times +48
#17 - Ah, Lustuad. Still being not even remotely funny, I see. Keep … 03/09/2013 on Whale Wars -1
#84 - FELIXJARL IS FART 03/09/2013 on How Felixjarl Stole Christmas +1
#12 - His shimmies were shaved. 03/09/2013 on Jealous kid +3
#18 - Go back to Tumblr. 03/05/2013 on wifth or huthband? 0
#132 - Theories can be completely wrong. The miasma theory for example.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on ZING! 0
User avatar #138 - bluenebula (03/05/2013) [-]
That theory is no longer a theory. It's simply wrong. It's been called such for a long time, so people still refer to it as such, but it's not a theory anymore. Why? Because it was wrong. We do not talk about the Flat Earth Theory. Back then, it was a theory. Considered true beyond all doubt. We know better now. It's not a theory. It's simply wrong.
#125 - What I'm trying to say is that there is both evolution (a proc…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2013 on ZING! 0
User avatar #131 - bluenebula (03/05/2013) [-]
That is right. There is the process and the theory. I never said there wasn't. The theory describes the process. The Law describes the outcome. The law can be wrong under extreme condition. The theory, however, is much harder to prove wrong. Not impossible, but hard. If the law is wrong, we make a new one to accommodate that extreme condition. If the theory is wrong, we adjust it to be correct. That's why we don't have (known) wrong theories. They can be wrong, yes. More likely then not, a few are wrong. When we find out, we will make them not wrong anymore.
#132 - kerplunking (03/05/2013) [-]
Theories can be completely wrong. The miasma theory for example.
User avatar #138 - bluenebula (03/05/2013) [-]
That theory is no longer a theory. It's simply wrong. It's been called such for a long time, so people still refer to it as such, but it's not a theory anymore. Why? Because it was wrong. We do not talk about the Flat Earth Theory. Back then, it was a theory. Considered true beyond all doubt. We know better now. It's not a theory. It's simply wrong.
#118 - No, dude. Evolution is a fact. The Theory of Evolution is a th…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2013 on ZING! 0
User avatar #123 - bluenebula (03/05/2013) [-]
"Evolution is a Theory. It is not wrong. It can't be wrong."
"No, dude. Evolution is a fact."

Oh, thanks for clearing that up with me. I don't know what I was thinking when I called evolution fact. It's actually a fact! Silly me.

The theory has changed, yes, that's what keeps it true. Much like our Empiricism friend down there. Just because it was wrong, does not mean it stays wrong. Can they be wrong? Hell yes. Anything can be wrong. We change it to be right, an the theory stays. A theory explains how something works. A law explains what will happen. Laws are not wrong, they just have exceptions. (That is wrong in a way, nit that doesn't void them)
#125 - kerplunking (03/05/2013) [-]
What I'm trying to say is that there is both evolution (a process) and a Theory of Evolution (a scientific theory).

The same way that there is both gravity and a Theory of Gravitation.
User avatar #131 - bluenebula (03/05/2013) [-]
That is right. There is the process and the theory. I never said there wasn't. The theory describes the process. The Law describes the outcome. The law can be wrong under extreme condition. The theory, however, is much harder to prove wrong. Not impossible, but hard. If the law is wrong, we make a new one to accommodate that extreme condition. If the theory is wrong, we adjust it to be correct. That's why we don't have (known) wrong theories. They can be wrong, yes. More likely then not, a few are wrong. When we find out, we will make them not wrong anymore.
#132 - kerplunking (03/05/2013) [-]
Theories can be completely wrong. The miasma theory for example.
User avatar #138 - bluenebula (03/05/2013) [-]
That theory is no longer a theory. It's simply wrong. It's been called such for a long time, so people still refer to it as such, but it's not a theory anymore. Why? Because it was wrong. We do not talk about the Flat Earth Theory. Back then, it was a theory. Considered true beyond all doubt. We know better now. It's not a theory. It's simply wrong.
#525 - Pop tarts make people obese. Obesity kills people. The… 03/05/2013 on God Damnit 0
#441 - And none of them died. Compare to the Sandy Hook shoo… 03/04/2013 on American problems 0
#24 - Why are Americans so paranoid?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2013 on title +1
#56 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
I can't speak for anyone but me but I'll share my story. 4 years ago some drunk cunt jumped the fence yelling "nasty things" at my 8 year old and his girl friends playing on a slip and slide out back. My dog bit him prior to him making it over the fence and about ripped his face off. I didn't know he was drunk, only that he was bleeding. I went out, the kids ran in and I was face to face with a very large very drunk man who just got back from a trip to Singapore and struck out finding a "girlfriend" we didn't know then but we found out he was a kiddie pervert.
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#58 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]

So I back away slowly and get inside. He's trying to kick in my door and while I'm sitting there thinking "is this knife enough" I was told by the police that they'd be there in 3 minutes. Thank fuck they got there before he made it through the door because win or lose, that's not a good situation for anyone including my beautiful wife, or my 3 kids, or the 5 neighbor girls that the pervert was yelling "nasty things" involving anatomy while trying to get to them. That night I bought my first side arm.

#59 - anonymous (03/04/2013) [-]
A few years later, a man came to my door and said he was with the power company. He said he needed to check lines inside. I told him no and he tried to push his way in. I pulled my 9mm and told him to get on the ground. I made him dial 911 and put it on speaker phone. I told the police what happened. they came and arrested him. He had killed a woman 3 weeks prior.

Last year I had someone come to the door demanding money because he ran over glass in front of my house and it gave him a flat (can't happen) when I told him no he went to his car and got a tire iron and started back. I drew my side arm and he went from looking like he would kill me to laying in a puddle of his own piss. the police also arrested him.
I'm a large man. I'm 6'4" and 200 lbs. I'm not by any means a mean person. I can defend myself with my fists. Providing the other person has just fists. Paranoid? Not really.
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User avatar #32 - jrondeau (03/04/2013) [-]
Because unfortunately there's quite a few really bad people in this country and we'd prefer to not be robbed by them.
User avatar #27 - killinkyle (03/04/2013) [-]
because everyone hates us and makes fun of us

so we are scared they are going to try and kill us

haha i actually have no idea what i'm talking about but I wish I had a gun.
#254 - The comments section of this post makes me imagine a naked whi… 03/04/2013 on Magikarp Hat +2
#29 - Except taxes aren't theft.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/03/2013 on It really does +1
User avatar #42 - CapnInterwebz (03/03/2013) [-]
that's why we avoid the kind of people who use those phrases as slogans
User avatar #32 - ninjasquirle (03/03/2013) [-]
Depends on who you ask, that guy in the picture probably will. I used to be pretty in line with the Libertarian party and trust me some of them do really believe any form of taxation as theft, they're usually the ones that buy those signs too.
User avatar #53 - taxation (03/03/2013) [-]
Come on dude, I'm just doing my job here. Don't hate the tool, hate the machine.
User avatar #66 - ninjasquirle (03/04/2013) [-]
Whenever I find you taxation I'm going to through you into the Boston harbor.
#68 - taxation (03/04/2013) [-]
U FUKKEN WOT M8 I SWARE ON ME MUMS LYFE CUM @ ME N ILL FUKKEN WRECK U CHEEKY CUNT
#69 - ninjasquirle (03/04/2013) [-]
You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape AMERICA. You will find you taxation and save the economy from your dark clutches.
#70 - taxation (03/04/2013) [-]
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HOW CAN YOU CATCH SOMEONE...
WHO'S ALREADY DEAD?
BEEEEEEEEYETCH!!!
#71 - ninjasquirle (03/04/2013) [-]
Another dead terrorists thanks to AMERICA again.
#245 - Sorry about the extra chromosome.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on YouTube Harlem Shake -2
#286 - verityxx (03/02/2013) [-]
#182 - Then why do you suck so many dicks?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on How old r u 0
User avatar #192 - pulluspardus (03/02/2013) [-]
Why did you watch gay porno?
#180 - really  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on How old r u 0
User avatar #181 - pulluspardus (03/02/2013) [-]
Ye- I mean no.
#182 - kerplunking (03/02/2013) [-]
Then why do you suck so many dicks?
User avatar #192 - pulluspardus (03/02/2013) [-]
Why did you watch gay porno?
#128 - It looks kind of like a ringed planet rising over the horizon. 02/28/2013 on Wembley Stadium +1
#50 - Why does Pikachu look like a fag?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2013 on Talented Artist 0
User avatar #68 - fitchy (02/26/2013) [-]
it's a raichu....nobody likes raichu
User avatar #81 - toughactintinactin (02/26/2013) [-]
It's Pikachu wearing a Raichu hoodie...
User avatar #82 - fitchy (02/26/2013) [-]
that makes no sense
User avatar #84 - toughactintinactin (02/26/2013) [-]
It's the entire theme of the content, starter pokemon wearing hoodies of their evolutions
User avatar #85 - fitchy (02/26/2013) [-]
I know but refer to my other comment
User avatar #83 - fitchy (02/26/2013) [-]
I mean I get it but his tail must be squished in the hoodie AND HOW IS HE MOVING THE RAICHU TAIL?!?!!? SHENANIGANS!
#52 - greenpyro (02/26/2013) [-]
I don't see the resemblence
#38 - Holy shit! Something offensive on Funnyjunk! The horror! 02/26/2013 on Vikings +2
#115 - Damn, you're right! Why make murder illegal when criminals won… 02/23/2013 on AR15 +1
#46 - No, you're a poster with autism! 02/21/2013 on gamer boyfriends +2
#526 - I'm glad you acknowledge that most of my fellow atheists are n…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2013 on yup 0
User avatar #732 - brettyoke (02/19/2013) [-]
Whatever floats your boat.
#508 - I'd like to see "Someone made fun of my religion on teh i… 02/19/2013 on yup -1
#501 - Of course. When you find $20 on the floor, "It's…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2013 on yup 0
User avatar #690 - maturityFAIL (02/19/2013) [-]
I think believers will always find a way to defend their religion because it's so vague to begin with. They twist it and pick and choose and rationalize until it works with their argument. I really don't care if they do believe or not, but what I hate is when they give this sense that they think they're better than you. Same goes to atheists that think that way, even though I completely agree with them.
User avatar #507 - brettyoke (02/19/2013) [-]
Oh my, this isn't your average everyday athiest.

This is, an internet athiest.

I don't praise God when I find $20 mate, and I don't call it God's work that children starve in Africa. Quit being a stereotypical dicksqueeze.
#526 - kerplunking (02/19/2013) [-]
I'm glad you acknowledge that most of my fellow atheists are not like me, I wouldn't want them to get blamed for my jimmyrustlin'.

But seriously, you have no argument. An omnipotent deity could help everyone that needed help, and don't say that he only helps those that "deserve it" because that's blatant bullshit.

We can keep arguing in circles and you can keep making fallacies, but at the end of the day we're both wasting our time. Good day sir.
User avatar #732 - brettyoke (02/19/2013) [-]
Whatever floats your boat.
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