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#72 - Found this on Facebook. 10/16/2012 on Bro, I'm Jacked Dawg +11
#158 - Don't forget to apply fucking magnets to the hard drive first! 10/14/2012 on Amanda Todd +2
#84 - This sounds like Republican propaganda...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on Disco +1
User avatar #88 - leonhardt (10/14/2012) [-]
How else are we gonna get them damn liberal hippies to think like we do?
#121 - Now you can fap in peace.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Well...fuck +11
User avatar #129 - robskul (10/14/2012) [-]
>implying slender man watching you was a bad thing
#125 - N. Korean citizen (10/14/2012) [-]
Oh, the wonders of being 12.
#302 - You, sir, are a gentleman. A foolish gentleman, but a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Spy around here +3
#329 - coolcalx (10/13/2012) [-]
I try my best.
#295 - Got any nudes?  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Spy around here +3
User avatar #366 - italianrambo (10/15/2012) [-]
Yes I do
#299 - coolcalx (10/13/2012) [-]
I had pictures of her in her underwear. I decided to delete them, because she was crazy and having those pictures felt wrong
User avatar #365 - italianrambo (10/15/2012) [-]
Coolcax: you have nudes of the girl I posted? I highly doubt it
#367 - coolcalx (10/15/2012) [-]
no, of the crazy girl I used to hang out with
#302 - kerplunking (10/13/2012) [-]
You, sir, are a gentleman.

A foolish gentleman, but a gentleman nonetheless.

Pic related, it's foolish gentlemen.
#329 - coolcalx (10/13/2012) [-]
I try my best.
#36 - Picture 10/12/2012 on Facebook (69) +18
#701 - Picture 10/10/2012 on Im Tired of This Shit 0
#615 - By that logic, God should also be hated for creating the illne…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Parenting +3
User avatar #643 - dashdashdash (10/10/2012) [-]
I don't want to get to "Why God creates bad things?" 'cause it's too complicated, and because you probably wont be convinced by my opinion, and I probably wont be convinced by yours, it doesn't mean that you're stupid, or I am stupid.
it just means that we disagree, that's all, (I'm also too lazy to have a debate)
So good day, and don't forget Funnyjunk is supposed to be for having fun and cheering up.
#245 - This is retarded. Just 70 years ago, Germany, Japan and Russia…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/09/2012 on We should do it -23
#250 - masterfluffydubs (10/09/2012) [-]
#249 - wheresthefudge (10/09/2012) [-]
Your facts aren't wrong. But your interpretation is.
Germany, Japan, and Russia were just as bad as most islamic countries now. But they're not anymore.
The midddle east was also decades ahead of europe in the middle ages. They haven't advanced much since then.

Also, it's a joke so clam yo tits.
User avatar #272 - fxremastered (10/09/2012) [-]
The thing with Germany Russia And Japan being bad before is complete bullshit as well.

Germany had a corrupt leader, look through their history one problem like that throught a large period of time isn't really anything.

Russia only wanted more land thus the wars against countries near them which made the Iron Curtain Countries. That was basically the only thing wrong the rest was just conflict against America which you can't consider bad because they were both at fault.

As for Japan... what the fuck have they done that was wrong? They were asked to help in the war, they did. They kicked ass, they started losing so they tried a different route to win this war. Then they got nuked and lost.

I also want to include that Russia has barely evolved more than the middle east, they are basically at the same level except instead of killing people from other countries they are just killing other russians.



User avatar #251 - zakaizer (10/09/2012) [-]
also, your gif dun goof'd
#253 - wheresthefudge (10/09/2012) [-]
Yeah... I don't know what happened there.
#264 - The reason that there are no posts bashing atheism is because … 10/08/2012 on Indeed -1
#27 - Picture 10/07/2012 on Know the difference +15
#37 - I CAME IN YOUR MOM'S VAGINA 10/07/2012 on Father of the year +48
#16 - I think it's just a joke about how certain British people of s… 10/06/2012 on I'll never get over that face +8
#131 - I know Americans are supposed to be ignorant, but really? In c… 10/05/2012 on Don't mess with us! +11
#38 - Does anyone else think she looks almost exactly like a female … 10/03/2012 on WOMEN LOGIC +1
#28 - >Implying that China is communist.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2012 on slaves +4
User avatar #147 - facedodge (10/05/2012) [-]
China is communist... what a bunch of dumb asses.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13904437
User avatar #115 - ottofan (10/03/2012) [-]
Well, when there is only one party, i don't know.
#46 - It's funny because if a male comedian made that joke, feminist…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2012 on i heart nerds +40
User avatar #122 - toosexyforyou (10/03/2012) [-]
If a male comedian made that joke, he wouldn't have laughed at it after every time he told it and it would've been much funnier.
#310 - >MFW I don't get it because I don't listen to emo shit.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Witty Title +8
User avatar #339 - dolphinjew (10/01/2012) [-]
Who's the guy on the left?
User avatar #315 - goldenpotato (10/01/2012) [-]
I wouldn't say it was shit, I don't listen to it. But, I'm not into it.
#586 - >Girl breaks up with you >Kill yourself BRI…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on yesterday +18
#593 - derpypotato (10/01/2012) [-]
i know right?
#68 - The fact that he's American is totally relevant, right?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2012 on faith in humanity restored +7
User avatar #71 - bbboy (09/30/2012) [-]
i think that this was taken by a guy from another country who was just telling where that guy was from
#213 - If God was omnipotent, there wouldn't be anything he "can…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2012 on wel shiiiiiet +4
User avatar #215 - IamNinja (09/25/2012) [-]
Your philosophy is astounding!

Doing nothing is not the same as doing something. You very well understand.
#202 - It wasn't a joke, it was logic.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2012 on wel shiiiiiet +4
User avatar #209 - IamNinja (09/25/2012) [-]
Let me put it this way.

>exercising power over free will = evil
>God can't do evil
>evil = absence of good, such as cold being the absence of heat or a hole in the ground
>God can't do nothing
>God is still omnipotent
#213 - kerplunking (09/25/2012) [-]
If God was omnipotent, there wouldn't be anything he "can't do".
User avatar #215 - IamNinja (09/25/2012) [-]
Your philosophy is astounding!

Doing nothing is not the same as doing something. You very well understand.
#193 - "God has no power over free will." The he i…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/25/2012 on wel shiiiiiet +3
User avatar #195 - IamNinja (09/25/2012) [-]
Very funny.
#202 - kerplunking (09/25/2012) [-]
It wasn't a joke, it was logic.
User avatar #209 - IamNinja (09/25/2012) [-]
Let me put it this way.

>exercising power over free will = evil
>God can't do evil
>evil = absence of good, such as cold being the absence of heat or a hole in the ground
>God can't do nothing
>God is still omnipotent
#213 - kerplunking (09/25/2012) [-]
If God was omnipotent, there wouldn't be anything he "can't do".
User avatar #215 - IamNinja (09/25/2012) [-]
Your philosophy is astounding!

Doing nothing is not the same as doing something. You very well understand.
#149 - I thought he was using it to sharpen his pencil. 09/23/2012 on Fucking Magnets +10
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