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#18 - Maybe people don't like it when you try to convince them to jo…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/02/2012 on desc -16
User avatar #48 - frankieforward (11/02/2012) [-]
You know not every mormon is a home schooled mamas boy that lives in Utah right?
#55 - kerplunking (11/02/2012) [-]
All religions are cults. But it takes a special kind of idiot to not realise that Joseph Smith was an obvious con-artist.
User avatar #24 - roderick (11/02/2012) [-]
lol. Cult.
User avatar #27 - ilovehitler (11/02/2012) [-]
The fuckers have magic underwear.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment
#38 - roderick (11/02/2012) [-]
"The undergarments are viewed as a symbolic reminder of the covenants made in temple ceremonies"

Dudemanbro. It just a symbol.
User avatar #64 - Peirs (11/02/2012) [-]
Thank you for pointing that out. I love you.
#31 - brum (11/02/2012) [-]
And they think when you go to heaven, you will get your own planet, and a goddess that you fuck over and over and get humans to put on that planet.

What the fuck?
#30 - heartlessrobot (11/02/2012) [-]
#67 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2012 on Dat Feel +6
#71 - ohgodwaitimatheist Comment deleted by kerplunking
#12 - The painting is a famous painting called "American Gothic… 11/02/2012 on so gothic +2
#130 - Dude, you're trying to argue with someone that has Tails and a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2012 on RIP Gay Vietnam Veteran -4
#149 - anonymous (11/01/2012) [-]
Implying having an "every is equal" mentality means you're intelligent. He provided more logic and reasoning than mathew did. If everyone was equal, Darwin's theory wouldn't apply.
#137 - matthewlol (11/01/2012) [-]
I don't judge... although I see your point... I already gave up on it anyway, since he obviously has some rather....fundamental thoughts
#48 - Sure smells like autism in here. 10/31/2012 on My life. +2
#114 - I live there and I can confirm that this is 1000% true. 10/30/2012 on Halp. +2
#74 - YFW 10/28/2012 on Is it just me? +3
#63 - Go back to reading the Daily Mail, you're not ready for the in… 10/25/2012 on Titilationg title -1
#126 - You probably won't believe me, but I'm not the one thumbing yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2012 on Facebook (3) 0
User avatar #129 - ManicalMayhem (10/25/2012) [-]
there is no difference between hyper inflation or inflation it's like saying something is big or really big... it's still inflation and it's bad. But your argument over supply and demand only confirms what I said. The more supply of dollars the less the demand, the less the supply of gold the more it's worth, but the x factor is how easy is it to make a dollar as compared to making an ounce of gold? think about it that way and you will see why printing dollars is a bad idea. Money should be based on some supply of physical gold, even if money was a printed certificate redeemable in a specific amount of gold with a person having the ability to audit the bank that holds their gold.
#114 - Proof that those things have anything to do with the governmen…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Facebook (3) 0
#119 - ManicalMayhem (10/25/2012) [-]
explain why inflation is a good thing... and just the fact that you started to thumb me down shows me that you know you are wrong =P. I have an idea why don't you ask someone from Zimbabwe, what could possibly be bad about Inflation.

The prices don't go up because the value of the item goes up that's just not true prices go up cause the value of the dollar goes down from the Fed printing more and more money. That is precisely why gold is almost $2k an ounce. Do to the limited supply og gold and silver and not able to be just made out of nothing makes them more valuable.
#126 - kerplunking (10/25/2012) [-]
You probably won't believe me, but I'm not the one thumbing you down.

As you said, the rising price of gold is due to supply-and-demand. It's not because of the government.

And the situation in Zimbabwe is very different, that is hyper-inflation.

User avatar #129 - ManicalMayhem (10/25/2012) [-]
there is no difference between hyper inflation or inflation it's like saying something is big or really big... it's still inflation and it's bad. But your argument over supply and demand only confirms what I said. The more supply of dollars the less the demand, the less the supply of gold the more it's worth, but the x factor is how easy is it to make a dollar as compared to making an ounce of gold? think about it that way and you will see why printing dollars is a bad idea. Money should be based on some supply of physical gold, even if money was a printed certificate redeemable in a specific amount of gold with a person having the ability to audit the bank that holds their gold.
#106 - We've used Keynesian economics for almost 100 years. You're go…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Facebook (3) 0
User avatar #111 - ManicalMayhem (10/25/2012) [-]
Gas Prices, Gold Prices, Prices in general.... what more do you need?
#114 - kerplunking (10/25/2012) [-]
Proof that those things have anything to do with the government.

Also, inflation isn't necessarily a bad thing.
#119 - ManicalMayhem (10/25/2012) [-]
explain why inflation is a good thing... and just the fact that you started to thumb me down shows me that you know you are wrong =P. I have an idea why don't you ask someone from Zimbabwe, what could possibly be bad about Inflation.

The prices don't go up because the value of the item goes up that's just not true prices go up cause the value of the dollar goes down from the Fed printing more and more money. That is precisely why gold is almost $2k an ounce. Do to the limited supply og gold and silver and not able to be just made out of nothing makes them more valuable.
#126 - kerplunking (10/25/2012) [-]
You probably won't believe me, but I'm not the one thumbing you down.

As you said, the rising price of gold is due to supply-and-demand. It's not because of the government.

And the situation in Zimbabwe is very different, that is hyper-inflation.

User avatar #129 - ManicalMayhem (10/25/2012) [-]
there is no difference between hyper inflation or inflation it's like saying something is big or really big... it's still inflation and it's bad. But your argument over supply and demand only confirms what I said. The more supply of dollars the less the demand, the less the supply of gold the more it's worth, but the x factor is how easy is it to make a dollar as compared to making an ounce of gold? think about it that way and you will see why printing dollars is a bad idea. Money should be based on some supply of physical gold, even if money was a printed certificate redeemable in a specific amount of gold with a person having the ability to audit the bank that holds their gold.
#66 - There is lots of evidence for evolution. There is abs…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/24/2012 on Ha! Religion! +2
User avatar #69 - GoReMoTe (10/24/2012) [-]
Very true. I just find it ironic that just a couple hundred years ago, a priest might've said exactly what I had in quotes.

My point is that truth is relative, dependent on what the most people believe or can be convinced to believe. I wouldn't be surprised at all if evolution was disproved in the next 200 years (though I would be very disappointed in science, I admit) due to some new theory that makes more sense to the masses.
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User avatar #94 - GoReMoTe (10/24/2012) [-]
A Christian might say the same thing about the miracles of God. Really, the whole "seeing is believing" argument is actually very weak, since eyes are very easily fooled.

The fact that you believe that some things cannot be disproved is in direct contradiction to scientific thought. I like what itrooztrooperdown said in #48:

"Well because science is no religion. The THEORY of evolution is a great theory that fits in to explain some stuff, until a new theory that fis better declines it. A theory can't be the absolute truth, and if you were a man of science you would know that if somebody came up with a better explanation everybody would accept it, because it is better. So science has no dogmas, it is always changing to help us to explain this world and eventually understand our purpose, if there is any."

In short, you have to approach our world and the way it works with an open mind, and expect to be wrong in just about everything you assume.
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User avatar #97 - GoReMoTe (10/24/2012) [-]
"cannot be disproven because it is fact"

This is exactly what's wrong with your argument -- circular logic. See, I'd like to agree with everything you're saying and know that evolution is, in every aspect, a correct observation of life on our planet. But, knowing that truth and fact have a tendency to change over the years, I just can't completely believe the idea.

Also, you say that theories are, by definition, incomplete explanations and may change. You then go on to say "we just don't know yet the whole order" of evolution, yet assert that evolution is fact, not a theory. This is called a contradiction.

And no, I haven't "studies" evolution beyond Biology 101, so please, tell me more about these animals that "evolve and adapt before our eyes." I'm very interested in animals that can evolve during their own lifetime.
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User avatar #102 - GoReMoTe (10/24/2012) [-]
It seems that I misinterpreted what you define a fact to be, then. Would I be correct in assuming that you liken fact to empirical data, i.e. "Event X occurred and produced Y joules of energy" or "I went to McDonald's and ate exactly 54 french fries"? With such a definition of a fact, it is still possible to misinterpret empirical data, and the theory will show that misinterpretation eventually. I thought that you had taken the masses' definition of 'fact' as "an idea that must be true".

While I agree that species of organisms do change over the course of generations, I still take issue with *why* these organisms change. If evolution is divergent in nature, then it would require a huge population of a certain organism in order for the correct adaptation to properly manifest itself purely on chance. For insects and smaller organisms, this obviously isn't a problem, but what about organisms with a longer lifespan and smaller population cap for their environment?
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User avatar #98 - GoReMoTe (10/24/2012) [-]
You're reading things out of my comments that aren't there. I'm deliberately trying to keep God out of the argument, so why would you bring him up? I'm not even trying to defend Christianity, or any religion for that matter; what I'm saying is that religious leaders and leading scientific minds thought (and, in some areas, still think) that what they knew was unshakable, only to be proven incorrect years later. For the record, yes, I do believe that a replacement to gravitational theory exists, but I also highly doubt that it will be discovered, much less understood, within our lifetime.

And you have another contradiction: "the theory [...] it's the backbone of all human life and has no alternative period." & "...but unlike you i actually look at everything with an open mind..."
How can you keep an open mind, yet fail to acknowledge the possibility of an alternative to evolution?
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#185 - >Implying clowns are scary.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2012 on dont look away! +4
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#812 - But it's the German name for Germany.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2012 on Gay Test 0
User avatar #815 - thedarkestrogue (10/24/2012) [-]
German word for Germany still means they're saying Germany.
#807 - A brown elephant from Deutschland. At least I'm only …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2012 on Gay Test -1
User avatar #810 - thedarkestrogue (10/24/2012) [-]
Deutschland wouldn't count as the country name
because its Germany.
#812 - kerplunking (10/24/2012) [-]
But it's the German name for Germany.
User avatar #815 - thedarkestrogue (10/24/2012) [-]
German word for Germany still means they're saying Germany.
#195 - If you can't laugh at stereotypes, what the **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on Sexism Compilation +3
User avatar #317 - thebritishguy (10/23/2012) [-]
silly people, stories and cats, it is hard at school because I don't know how to contribute to conversations when they are so judgemental
#93 - AFAIK, it's because the Giant's Causeway used to be connected … 10/22/2012 on minecraft 2 +1
#184 - George W. Bush said that God told him to invade Iraq. 10/21/2012 on Islam +2
#138 - "do christians behead people who don't support their beli… 10/21/2012 on Islam +2
#49 - Yay, Reaganomics/Thatcherism! 10/19/2012 on true poor people +7
#57 - It's funny because Prometheus makes a complete mockery of evolution. 10/18/2012 on Prometheus +1
#72 - Found this on Facebook. 10/16/2012 on Bro, I'm Jacked Dawg +11
#158 - Don't forget to apply ******* magnets to the hard… 10/14/2012 on Amanda Todd +2
#84 - This sounds like Republican propaganda... 10/14/2012 on Disco +1
#121 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Well...fuck +11
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