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#24 - £9000 is free now?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2012 on College +3
#36 - sidathon (11/20/2012) [-]
I think it's over £9000 now
#133 - Picture 11/19/2012 on Faith in humanity +2
#185 - Drugs are haraam you hypocrite.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on Title 0
User avatar #259 - radtroll (11/21/2012) [-]
Drugs that cause you harm or get's you "drunk" when taken too much
none of that applies to weed.

plus there is no where in the Quraan that says you can't smoke weed, it's only about drinking.

I guess it's between me and god at the end, so eat a dick
#102 - Cut the ******** . Women in your country aren't al…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on Title +2
User avatar #162 - thenukecity (11/17/2012) [-]
Saudi Arabia is a shit tier Muslim country I'll give you that.
#99 - Nuns chose to join a convent when they are adults, so they can…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on Title -2
#143 - anonnumthreeseven (11/17/2012) [-]
Actually,muslim girl HAVE to wear hijab because it's an order from God,since when they are brainwashed?Right now you can see many muslim woman that don't wear hijab because of their freewill on not following God's orders,like trying to attract male easier.Let me tell you a fact,female muslims have to wear hijab by the time they started their first period,don't believe?Don't make false claims,just sit fucking down and let it go by.It's the same thing about saying 'Go back to the kitchen woman and make me a sandwich' while being alright that some woman can be chefs in a restaurant and let her cook anything that is ordered or being a waitress.

TL;DR:Get the facts right before making claims,one way or another,some people might agree but that doesn't support your on weight on trying to be right.What you are doing right now is trying to be a 3 legged chair.
#59 - This joke has been done to death.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on Skyrim Bandits +2
#61 - urgnnahaveabadtime (11/17/2012) [-]
very true
#80 - Oh great, it's conservatard opinion time.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2012 on OWNED!!!! +8
#91 - jedic (11/16/2012) [-]
#287 - Oh, look. More emo bollocks. 11/15/2012 on Happiness is a lie +8
#51 - No, you're just a cunt.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Stuck up bitch is stuck up! 0
User avatar #66 - srskate (11/14/2012) [-]
No, he is just forever alone.

I dont think it will change anytime soon, either.
#241 - Because what the world really needs is yet another theocratic … 11/14/2012 on a shit storm of epic... +7
#243 - Please die. 11/10/2012 on If Romney won 0
#92 - You can totally extrapolate this conclusion from 2 days worth of data! 11/09/2012 on Ahhhhh... Nevermind 0
#71 - Romney's economic plan made no sense. How can you pay off the …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2012 on Thank god for that +3
User avatar #131 - durkadurka (11/09/2012) [-]
Significant spending cuts in other areas of government along with fixing social security/medicare. The Paul Ryan (which you can find online easily) outlines specifics and demonstrates how it's doable.
#99 - Well, it looks like the Republicans are pissed off, so they've…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2012 on indeed -6
#102 - Pompano has deleted their comment.
#274 - So it doesn't matter that people are starving through no fault…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on Yeah! 0
#277 - vemmi (11/06/2012) [-]
Do you think this is just about me? I want all the next generations to be able to experiense the same as me.

What you seem to think is that we can just keep on having the same rate of birth as now, and just make new farms, cities, industry, unlimited ammount of recourses etc. I dont agree. maby because i like the wild more than unlimited ammount of strangers.

It is natures birth control. beleive it or not but there is a limit on how many people that can live on the earth. id rather see the population growth stop here and save my fishing spots and trips in the wild, instead of letting it all finaly collapse after the wild nature is dead.

#270 - So "I can't go fishing anymore" means "the plan…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Yeah! 0
#273 - vemmi (11/06/2012) [-]
how dumb can you get? You should obvious understand that i didnt mean it litteraly?

If we let the population get out of hand and need to keep on producing more and more food, it will kill the nature. forest, wilderness, lakes, waters will all be removed for factories, farms, cities and getting recourses.

my definition of fishing is maby somewhat different from yours? Fishing is peace and quiet at a water in the wilderness, not tossing from a bridge in the middle of the city.
#274 - kerplunking (11/06/2012) [-]
So it doesn't matter that people are starving through no fault of their own.

What matters is that you can go fishing in peace!
#277 - vemmi (11/06/2012) [-]
Do you think this is just about me? I want all the next generations to be able to experiense the same as me.

What you seem to think is that we can just keep on having the same rate of birth as now, and just make new farms, cities, industry, unlimited ammount of recourses etc. I dont agree. maby because i like the wild more than unlimited ammount of strangers.

It is natures birth control. beleive it or not but there is a limit on how many people that can live on the earth. id rather see the population growth stop here and save my fishing spots and trips in the wild, instead of letting it all finaly collapse after the wild nature is dead.

#265 - No you hippie retard, the planet is a ball of rock flying thro…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Yeah! 0
#398 - longer has deleted their comment.
#269 - vemmi (11/06/2012) [-]
I am pheraps the farest thing away from a hippie in the world. they are scum and i hate them.

Allthough i am a man, and men enjoy hunting, long trips on the wilds and fishing. citylife is for sissys. by killing the planet i mean removing all those things, somethong that will result in a billion castraded sissymen. Idiot.
#270 - kerplunking (11/06/2012) [-]
So "I can't go fishing anymore" means "the planet is dead". Good to know.
#273 - vemmi (11/06/2012) [-]
how dumb can you get? You should obvious understand that i didnt mean it litteraly?

If we let the population get out of hand and need to keep on producing more and more food, it will kill the nature. forest, wilderness, lakes, waters will all be removed for factories, farms, cities and getting recourses.

my definition of fishing is maby somewhat different from yours? Fishing is peace and quiet at a water in the wilderness, not tossing from a bridge in the middle of the city.
#274 - kerplunking (11/06/2012) [-]
So it doesn't matter that people are starving through no fault of their own.

What matters is that you can go fishing in peace!
#277 - vemmi (11/06/2012) [-]
Do you think this is just about me? I want all the next generations to be able to experiense the same as me.

What you seem to think is that we can just keep on having the same rate of birth as now, and just make new farms, cities, industry, unlimited ammount of recourses etc. I dont agree. maby because i like the wild more than unlimited ammount of strangers.

It is natures birth control. beleive it or not but there is a limit on how many people that can live on the earth. id rather see the population growth stop here and save my fishing spots and trips in the wild, instead of letting it all finaly collapse after the wild nature is dead.

#27 - Picture 11/04/2012 on When i get a thumbs up.... 0
#526 - Picture 11/03/2012 on God bless our troops +1
#51 - Picture 11/03/2012 on Ordinary Muslim Man Comp 2 +25
#72 - Was one of them George Osborne by any chance? 11/03/2012 on Help a random stranger +5
#82 - Picture 11/03/2012 on Story Of My Life +5
#53 - That's actually a picture of Voltaire. 11/03/2012 on How I get girls. +5
#55 - All religions are cults. But it takes a special kind of idiot … 11/02/2012 on desc -7
#120 - That's what most of Britain looks like every summer. 11/02/2012 on SANDY 2012 0
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