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#121 - Glad I live in an area where I only have to worry about coyote… 4 hours ago on Never go to Australia +1
#252 - Oh, no, if food was on a plate, he wouldn't touch it. His prev… 07/27/2016 on Meet The Cats 0
#123 - This is Lucky, a sheltie. He loved car rides. My mom …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Meet The Cats +3
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#232 - shiblets (07/27/2016) [-]
Awww. Lucky just sounds adorable! The bacon thing cracked me up. I guess it's not quite as tasty when it's not taken stealthily.
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#252 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/27/2016) [-]
Oh, no, if food was on a plate, he wouldn't touch it. His previous owners must've drilled that into his head. Even if the plate was on the floor, he wouldn't touch it.

He would stare at it. A lot. It would take all of his attention. But he wouldn't take the food.

Now, if it fell to the floor on its own? All his.
#49 - Not entirely sure, but the wood seems to be soaked in water. T…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Electricity finding the... 0
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#90 - killerjhtwo (07/27/2016) [-]
Sort of.

Wood is conductive. You just have to push a hell of a lot more current through it.

Most wood is normally dried, so with a little bit of water it ensures that the wood doesn't burst into flame.
#140 - Seems likely, but I have no idea. Might also have to … 07/27/2016 on Facts Comp #2 0
#29 - Yes, but it's weaker there than anywhere else.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2016 on Facts Comp #2 +1
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#68 - breadcrumbtheif (07/27/2016) [-]
Does this have to do with the fact that Earth is pear-shaped?
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#140 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/27/2016) [-]
Seems likely, but I have no idea.

Might also have to do with the concentration of elements in the crust.
#27 - My favorite book as a kid. Mostly because my mom real… 07/22/2016 on Reading. 0
#56 - This place is a Pokestop near me. The description rea… 07/20/2016 on pokeSTOP +3
#20 - ...and you can measure distance in both.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2016 on Sedorca Baviadamo Ettin 0
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#30 - reican (07/19/2016) [-]
but neither is small enough to measure his dick
#79 - I went with Instinct because Zapdos is my favorite Pokemon of … 07/19/2016 on 3rd 0