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kegget

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Age: 63
Date Signed Up:11/27/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Canada
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#449106 - not a hippy i'm against hippy **** "medicine&q… 01/11/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#449103 - Not yet, still fighting for him. He's just started another dos…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#449116 - Elk (01/11/2016) [-]
Maybe you guys should just meet in the middle and watch dog porn.
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#449104 - aoeui (01/11/2016) [-]
cannabis oil lol
o boy here we go again with another retard hippie
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#449106 - kegget (01/11/2016) [-]
not a hippy
i'm against hippy shit "medicine" that has literally no science to back it up
studies of it curing cancer seem pretty legit, but if anything cannabis oil keeps his appetite up and relieves pain
www.cureyourowncancer.org/testimonials.html
#449105 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
but youre not a hippie
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#449107 - aoeui (01/11/2016) [-]
jesus that wasn't even psuedo-clever, that's just fucking lazy
not surprised you went anon to say that I'd be embaressed to post it on an account
#449115 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
"hello pot, i'm kettle, i just want you to know that you're black"
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#449118 - aoeui (01/11/2016) [-]
even more tremendous wit!
#449097 - david cameron banned it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#449100 - aoeui (01/11/2016) [-]
i don't live in the middle east pls explain what he banned
#449090 - I wanna watch porn but my dog won't stop coming into my room a…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#449098 - Elk (01/11/2016) [-]
So, do you guys know for sure that you can't save the dog?
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#449103 - kegget (01/11/2016) [-]
Not yet, still fighting for him. He's just started another dose of chemo and I've been giving him shit-tons of cannabis oil, so his tumour is starting to go down again.

He's happy though, that's what matters.
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#449116 - Elk (01/11/2016) [-]
Maybe you guys should just meet in the middle and watch dog porn.
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#449104 - aoeui (01/11/2016) [-]
cannabis oil lol
o boy here we go again with another retard hippie
User avatar
#449106 - kegget (01/11/2016) [-]
not a hippy
i'm against hippy shit "medicine" that has literally no science to back it up
studies of it curing cancer seem pretty legit, but if anything cannabis oil keeps his appetite up and relieves pain
www.cureyourowncancer.org/testimonials.html
#449105 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
but youre not a hippie
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#449107 - aoeui (01/11/2016) [-]
jesus that wasn't even psuedo-clever, that's just fucking lazy
not surprised you went anon to say that I'd be embaressed to post it on an account
#449115 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
"hello pot, i'm kettle, i just want you to know that you're black"
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#449118 - aoeui (01/11/2016) [-]
even more tremendous wit!
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#449096 - aoeui (01/11/2016) [-]
what kinda porn you watch bb
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#449097 - kegget (01/11/2016) [-]
david cameron banned it
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#449100 - aoeui (01/11/2016) [-]
i don't live in the middle east pls explain what he banned
#98 - I don't get it Or I do get it and it's just not funny 01/11/2016 on Daughter's vibrator 0
#206309 - Maybe those guys aren't the kind of people who meet girls at church. 01/10/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#206308 - go outside 01/10/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#206306 - I haven't cut my hair in 5 years and I still have them 01/10/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#244 - Broughton hall, then st admunds of canterbury 01/10/2016 on sewallwoman 0
#448654 - ****  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#448657 - Elk (01/09/2016) [-]
Kegget, I haven't been entirely truthful with you. Only a couple of people defend it. I just wanted you to put them down for their disgusting lifestyles.

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User avatar #37 - cognosceteipsum (12/17/2015) [-]
You into any dsbm?
User avatar #40 to #37 - kegget (12/17/2015) [-]
I just looked it up. Not really into black metal.
With the exception of Rotting Christ.
User avatar #41 to #40 - cognosceteipsum (12/17/2015) [-]
Rotting Christ is black? Huh.
User avatar #42 to #41 - kegget (12/17/2015) [-]
They were black, now it's debatable. Still use black metal vocals at least.
User avatar #43 to #42 - cognosceteipsum (12/17/2015) [-]
Quick quiz
_____ of ______ refused to tour with them because ______ is a _______
User avatar #44 to #43 - kegget (12/17/2015) [-]
Wasn't it megadeth who refused to tour with them? I forget what it was about.

I don't understand why the quiz though, what's up with that
User avatar #45 to #44 - cognosceteipsum (12/17/2015) [-]
Idk, i just think it's fun when people know these facts because it's kinda niche.

It was mega death Ye and bicuz Dave is a good chrishun
User avatar #46 to #45 - kegget (12/17/2015) [-]
ah, it's just i get quizzed a lot because some people can't get over the fact that i'm one of the millions of chicks who's into metal

I'd rather just see Christ anyway, saw megadave last year and it was **** , he needs to just stop. Christ were at the same festival and they smashed it though.
User avatar #47 to #46 - cognosceteipsum (12/17/2015) [-]
Oh. You're a chick? Well... Uh... So you're basically like me but with a snatch and breasts. Alright, no biggie.

lol megadave.
I know right? Dave Mustaine ******* can't sing.
User avatar #48 to #47 - kegget (12/17/2015) [-]
urgh "snatch" is such a gross word ahaha. Yeah, that's how everybody's attitude should be really, but you know metal. Full of neckbeards.

He old as hell, the guy looked like he was gonna die before everybodies eye. It was an open air gig and I was just watching to see if a light gust of wind was gonna take him out.
User avatar #49 to #48 - cognosceteipsum (12/17/2015) [-]
It really is. Well, I'm a ''neckbeard'' in spirit minus the patheticness.

Never seen em live tbh... I'd like to some time, but maybe I am too late. To be honest, I just want to go to concerts for the social stuff, the atmosphere and all that.
User avatar #38 to #37 - kegget (12/17/2015) [-]
what's that
User avatar #39 to #38 - cognosceteipsum (12/17/2015) [-]
depressive suicidal black metal ala shining and silencer. Cold world etc
User avatar #36 - misticalz ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
Yo J
I've got some bad acne that I know won't just fade away with puberty

What's your routine?
How do you keep it clear?
#31 - psvyxloneaeon (11/18/2015) [-]
Ne Obliviscaris yes.
#32 to #31 - kegget (11/18/2015) [-]
Seen them 3 times, met them twice.

Such nice guys.
#33 to #32 - psvyxloneaeon (11/18/2015) [-]
You're extremely lucky. They're coming around through the states with Cradle of Filth and Butcher Babies (which makes no sense to me) and I really don't want to see either of those bands. I wish they'd come around with Carach Angren.
User avatar #34 to #33 - kegget (11/18/2015) [-]
Who the hell are Butcher Babies? They sound awful just from the name.

They toured with Cradle, who I have never been into. My boyfriend loved them, but i found their show boring as feck.

Carach Angren are brilliant, hoping they're announced for Bloodstock festival.
#35 to #34 - psvyxloneaeon (11/18/2015) [-]
Butcher Babies is like a half-stripper metal band. It's just junk. As far as Cradle of Filth goes, I liked probably two of their songs in high school. I just don't enjoy them anymore.

I saw Carach Angren on their first US tour with Septicflesh and Deicide. It was a phenomenal show. I went up to them and talked to them after their set. I turned into a little fangirl bitch. I did the same thing when I met Anaal Nathrakh.
#28 - EdwardNigma (08/25/2015) [-]
Did you delete your facebook again?
#29 to #28 - kegget (08/25/2015) [-]
I did. My ex posted something on my friends' status, so i unblocked him to see what he said. Turns out you can't re-block people for 24 hours so i deactivated my account so he can't figure out that i blocked him

sneaky breeki
User avatar #30 to #29 - EdwardNigma (08/26/2015) [-]
Very stealthy.
#24 - EdwardNigma (07/24/2015) [-]
On the bright side, you got the acceptance letter.
Onya, m8.
User avatar #18 - joshlol (07/01/2015) [-]
Eat the good dank run get pleae
User avatar #23 to #18 - kegget (07/01/2015) [-]
why u do dis
User avatar #8 - cognosceteipsum (06/30/2015) [-]
Eat the good dank run get pleae
User avatar #10 to #9 - cognosceteipsum (06/30/2015) [-]
Lakes
in
stillness
take
every
life
(o)f
(t)he
night
User avatar #11 to #10 - kegget (06/30/2015) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #12 to #11 - cognosceteipsum (06/30/2015) [-]
Sorry about that.
User avatar #13 to #12 - kegget (06/30/2015) [-]
I am just confused.
User avatar #14 to #13 - cognosceteipsum (06/30/2015) [-]
You don't want to know.. trust me... it's a very dark thing
User avatar #15 to #14 - kegget (06/30/2015) [-]
I googled it and apparently it's slender man?
User avatar #16 to #15 - cognosceteipsum (07/01/2015) [-]
Ah yes that.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kegget (07/01/2015) [-]
You're a bit odd.
User avatar #19 to #17 - cognosceteipsum (07/01/2015) [-]
Well, first of all I am nervous...
User avatar #20 to #19 - kegget (07/01/2015) [-]
Why are you nervous?
User avatar #21 to #20 - cognosceteipsum (07/01/2015) [-]
I've ran out of *********** ideas. Thanks for playing along.
User avatar #22 to #21 - kegget (07/01/2015) [-]
Ok.
User avatar #3 - triplewin ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
what makes you think i'm such an obnoxious douchebag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - kegget (05/26/2015) [-]
Wow my first profile comment!
#5 to #4 - ndepicninja (05/31/2015) [-]
Damn, now I can't say first
User avatar #6 to #5 - kegget (05/31/2015) [-]
triplewin stole it from you

What a ******* douchebag
#7 to #6 - ndepicninja (05/31/2015) [-]
Not just a douchebag, an obnoxious douchebag__
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