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Consoles Owned: ps3
Video Games Played: Call of Duty, Skyrim, Battlefield 3
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Interests: satire, comedy, art
Date Signed Up:4/28/2012
Last Login:6/19/2013
Location:Canada
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of dutch and Scottish descent.


oh, and i'm not a brony. but I won't hate you if you are. can't say the same for my friend though...

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#718 - great story, but did his old freind really deserve that?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Long post, Worth the read. 0
User avatar #783 - coldoxygen (04/09/2013) [-]
did anon deserve to be exiled by everyone, sent to boot camp, shot, kicked out by his parents, stabbed by a drifter, beat up, shot (again), and almost drown?
User avatar #866 - kazorkthedork (04/09/2013) [-]
no, definitly not. I just think everybody deserved less shit than what happened, not just anon.
User avatar #738 - jamesisawesome (04/09/2013) [-]
That fucker not only stopped being his friend, but he got an entire community to ostracize him and turn him into a homeless drifter for several years, he got what was coming to him.
User avatar #741 - kazorkthedork (04/09/2013) [-]
alright, my mistake. I thought he just stayed in the background and it was hat kids father who spread it around. I just must've missed it.
#732 - kinghippoguytwo (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes.
1) Because of him refusing to let it go and spreading it around, anons life was ruined
2) He was a creeper who watched CP and other shit
User avatar #747 - falloutplayer (04/09/2013) [-]
On another topic, dis fucking face...
youtu.be/PqQtqEMqQ4E?t=53s
User avatar #734 - kazorkthedork (04/09/2013) [-]
he didn't have CP. that was put on his hard drive intentionally by anon
#5 - I've been seeing more benny hill posts than usual. I am Ok… 04/09/2013 on Benny Hill robs a bank +4
#10 - apperantly so 04/09/2013 on Some abandoned and cool... +15
#34 - suprised this wasn't here already. 04/09/2013 on just checking if gif works +11
#12 - dem eyebrows 04/09/2013 on What if I told you... 0
#316 - better than mine. better than a lot of ours. 04/08/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? +1
#7 - I agree with this sentiment. 04/08/2013 on Suddendly... +3
#139 - **kazorkthedork rolls 96** 04/07/2013 on ROLL YOUR FATE 0
#94 - southern Ontario, in the Greater Toronto Area. 04/07/2013 on Clarkson on N. Korea 0
#15 - so ya, Canada's pretty safe. besides, it's not like they could…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Clarkson on N. Korea 0
#35 - captnpl (04/07/2013) [-]
Canada has a populated area?
User avatar #94 - kazorkthedork (04/07/2013) [-]
southern Ontario, in the Greater Toronto Area.
#14 - Canada is under missile protection from the U.S ever since we …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Clarkson on N. Korea +1
User avatar #15 - kazorkthedork (04/07/2013) [-]
so ya, Canada's pretty safe. besides, it's not like they could hit our highest populated area anyway.
#35 - captnpl (04/07/2013) [-]
Canada has a populated area?
User avatar #94 - kazorkthedork (04/07/2013) [-]
southern Ontario, in the Greater Toronto Area.
#5 - yaaay canada.... 04/06/2013 on her face... it's kinda hot 0
#5 - this is a tad more clever than that, bro. 04/06/2013 on Oh look, a penny 0
#9 - i didn't know it was this bad. seriously I thought this wa… 04/05/2013 on Dolphin Rape 0
#8 - extra arms won't help me  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Ambition 0
User avatar #13 - dildoes (04/05/2013) [-]
give handjobs.
#10 - freeyourmind (04/05/2013) [-]
why must life be so cruel?
#6 - what if my passion is masturbation?  [+] (14 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Ambition +106
#77 - siridontcare (04/06/2013) [-]
film it!... and can I have a link when you do?
#64 - N. Korean citizen (04/06/2013) [-]
Master level will be achieved when you can blast your load without even taking it out of your pants.

I usually press down hard to prevent the mess.
#49 - vycanismajoris (04/06/2013) [-]
#44 - iwantraspberry (04/06/2013) [-]
You will face fierce competition
User avatar #35 - unncommon (04/06/2013) [-]
"It'll become bigger, and bigger. Until you finally lose control. And the only thing that you have left is what you started with."
#25 - itbelongstocat (04/06/2013) [-]
According to this post, your penis will become bigger, faster and more exotic.
User avatar #18 - newbiedoobiedoo (04/06/2013) [-]
Sell your semen until your penis falls off
User avatar #14 - dragonhome (04/05/2013) [-]
you will find a new way to please yourself during masturbation... soon you will master masturbation, and you will no longer masturbate... you will masterbate
#12 - ggdhindo (04/05/2013) [-]
you should be come this guy
#11 - N. Korean citizen (04/05/2013) [-]
if you're good at it, dont do it for free
User avatar #7 - yunablade (04/05/2013) [-]
You will start growing extra arms.

But since you cant grow extra penises...
User avatar #8 - kazorkthedork (04/05/2013) [-]
extra arms won't help me
User avatar #13 - dildoes (04/05/2013) [-]
give handjobs.
#10 - freeyourmind (04/05/2013) [-]
why must life be so cruel?
#5 - who are you and how did you find me.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on enemy bobsledding team 0
User avatar #6 - unclemagic (04/05/2013) [-]
o lol

i need to read the date more often.
#14 - someone start yakity sax.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on This is why you shouldn't... +7
#361 - will you ever make the 'Show All Replies' button persistant? I… 04/05/2013 on Questions for DJ 4DM1N and FJ 0
#259 - what if i wear gloves to use the computer? 04/05/2013 on Rather +1
#10 - I don't own a cell phone, so judging by the comments, I'm a genius.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on hello this is shitty wok +1
User avatar #22 - dunkleosteus (04/04/2013) [-]
sounds like you're just poor >_>
#141 - thomas bergersen (Two Steps From Hell) my terraria charact… 04/03/2013 on Your team... 0
#9 - I was elready aware of that. thanks anyways. 04/03/2013 on the old testament +5
#114 - why does it matter if there are ill-suited tributes? there wer… 04/01/2013 on Hunger Crossover 0
#6 - Truth be told, I'd rather have that than a segway. I'd get… 03/30/2013 on Introducing the new Segway 2.0 0
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#91 - sirdogthevirgin (03/04/2013) [-]
mfw finally finishing the video
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#90 - theflamingfire (01/11/2013) [-]
This one is a gif
This one is a gif
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User avatar #76 - knifegun (12/07/2012) [-]
Are you selling 8 Diamonds?
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User avatar #78 to #77 - knifegun (12/07/2012) [-]
What for?
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User avatar #79 to #78 - kazorkthedork (12/07/2012) [-]
preferably 8 cut aquamarine gems.
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User avatar #80 to #79 - knifegun (12/07/2012) [-]
Done.
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User avatar #81 to #80 - kazorkthedork (12/07/2012) [-]
are you going to send the trade?
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User avatar #82 to #81 - knifegun (12/07/2012) [-]
Sent :D
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User avatar #83 to #82 - kazorkthedork (12/07/2012) [-]
thanks!

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User avatar #84 to #83 - knifegun (12/07/2012) [-]
No problem, I just finished my Special Diamond!
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User avatar #85 to #84 - kazorkthedork (12/07/2012) [-]
good, glad to hear it.
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User avatar #86 to #85 - knifegun (12/07/2012) [-]
To show my gratitude, I will gift you 10+ more, later.
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#71 - sirdogthevirgin (08/31/2012) [-]
I just noticed you are a Comedic Genius, grats, here's a pic
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User avatar #72 to #71 - kazorkthedork (08/31/2012) [-]
thanks
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User avatar #70 - nohumhappyduck (06/21/2012) [-]
Just want to let you know that I have 4 items on the front page atm.
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#62 - nohumhappyduck (06/20/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #5878358 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW I realize I am in the top 1000 for content on FJ.
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#63 to #62 - kazorkthedork (06/20/2012) [-]
**kazorkthedork rolled a random image posted in comment #5776276 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw when that role is very disturbing and causes me to feel uncomfortable.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - kazorkthedork (06/20/2012) [-]
dangnabit
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#65 to #64 - nohumhappyduck (06/20/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at Pokemon Evolution in Real Life ** MFW I am disappointed by a unrelated roll.
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User avatar #68 to #65 - kazorkthedork (06/20/2012) [-]
**kazorkthedork rolls 4,333** only quads can stop ultra gigga nigga.
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User avatar #69 to #68 - kazorkthedork (06/20/2012) [-]
so close...
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User avatar #66 to #65 - nohumhappyduck (06/20/2012) [-]
Not been having the best rolls lately....
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User avatar #67 to #66 - kazorkthedork (06/20/2012) [-]
i know! my roll was like kinda almost ponies but not quite.
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#52 - nohumhappyduck (06/18/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at Memes ** MFW I upload content and it gets to the front page.
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#53 to #52 - kazorkthedork (06/18/2012) [-]
**kazorkthedork rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at Aang, you messed up. ** MFW relevancy.
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User avatar #54 to #53 - kazorkthedork (06/18/2012) [-]
could have been worse.
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#55 to #54 - nohumhappyduck (06/18/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #5773365 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW when I see ponies or avatar.
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User avatar #56 to #55 - nohumhappyduck (06/18/2012) [-]
Well that one didn't work out too well...
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User avatar #57 to #56 - kazorkthedork (06/18/2012) [-]
oh speeeeaaaaking of that... Jeremy asked for a link to the MLP/Jorge crossover. i wonder what's gonna happen nao?
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User avatar #58 to #57 - nohumhappyduck (06/18/2012) [-]
HE"S A BRONY!!!!!!





FML
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User avatar #59 to #58 - kazorkthedork (06/18/2012) [-]
Not quite, he is an Avatard. he was simply intrigued by the description I gave him.
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User avatar #60 to #59 - nohumhappyduck (06/18/2012) [-]
oh, you scared me there...
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User avatar #61 to #60 - kazorkthedork (06/18/2012) [-]
besides, with that reasoning, I'd be a brony then too.
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#49 - nohumhappyduck (06/12/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Get high **
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User avatar #50 to #49 - kazorkthedork (06/12/2012) [-]
Kyle's logic.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - nohumhappyduck (06/12/2012) [-]
It makes perfect sense...
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#43 - nohumhappyduck (06/12/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #5381551 at FJ Pony Thread ** my luck will run out soon
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User avatar #44 to #43 - kazorkthedork (06/12/2012) [-]
what, of non-pony rolls? you're getting awfully close with the image board we keep on rolling from...
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User avatar #45 to #44 - nohumhappyduck (06/12/2012) [-]
Yes, but so far no pony's have been in the pictures.
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User avatar #46 to #45 - kazorkthedork (06/12/2012) [-]
isn't it strange?
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User avatar #47 to #46 - nohumhappyduck (06/12/2012) [-]
Its lucky
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User avatar #48 to #47 - kazorkthedork (06/12/2012) [-]
all right, time to roll again!
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#42 - nohumhappyduck (06/12/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #326 at Drawing & Art **
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#32 - nohumhappyduck (06/12/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #5829979 at FJ Pony Thread ** soon. very soon...
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #5829979 at FJ Pony Thread ** soon. very soon...
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User avatar #34 to #33 - nohumhappyduck (06/12/2012) [-]
Well looks like you will die soon...


I wonder who would ever do something like that...
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User avatar #35 to #34 - kazorkthedork (06/12/2012) [-]
what is this i don't even
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User avatar #36 to #35 - nohumhappyduck (06/12/2012) [-]
BOOM HEADSHOT!
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#37 to #36 - kazorkthedork (06/12/2012) [-]
**kazorkthedork rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Hot Chics ** < what i will so to counter your agression!
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User avatar #38 to #37 - kazorkthedork (06/12/2012) [-]
**kazorkthedork rolls 43** hah! I may need quads to stop ultra gigga nigga, but i only need dubs for you!
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User avatar #39 to #38 - kazorkthedork (06/12/2012) [-]
so close... ok, so i get shot, but it is non-lethal and i make a full recovery.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - nohumhappyduck (06/12/2012) [-]
Oh of course its non-lethal, this is Call of Duty.
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User avatar #41 to #40 - kazorkthedork (06/12/2012) [-]
oh good. heck, i'd respawn anyway.
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#30 - nohumhappyduck (06/11/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at facebook (1) ** MFW i see you
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User avatar #31 to #30 - kazorkthedork (06/11/2012) [-]
HA! all this calling me gay has been taken back! although I'm still ugly as fuck.
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#29 - nohumhappyduck (06/10/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at Office Space! **
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#28 - nohumhappyduck (06/10/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Little Avengers :3 **
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#27 - nohumhappyduck (06/10/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #5715545 at FJ Pony Thread **
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#25 - nohumhappyduck (06/08/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Blossoming Truth **
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#24 - nohumhappyduck (06/08/2012) [-]
**nohumhappyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #256 at The Clifford Hoyt Experience **
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