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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/07/2010
Last Login:3/30/2013
Location:Australia
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To start this, yea, I was born in 1996. Apparently there's an age limit. Meh, I'm still not a retarded "new-age" shithead. Feels pretty good. :D

Also, I make music. But that's a different story.

latest user's comments

#30 - COCK! ROBOCOCK! 03/06/2011 on warning -2
#2 - Comment deleted 03/05/2011 on Truth about pants hanging low -2
#49 - Wow, that joke is so original. 03/04/2011 on Epic Comp 17 +4
#52 - Most GIFs are filmed on camera. They are about 30 frames per s… 03/04/2011 on Sticky Tape 0
#45 - About the cobra one, it happens after you suck on something li…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2011 on Epic Comp 17 +4
User avatar #48 - emoclownification (03/04/2011) [-]
you must be used to sucking on things......
User avatar #49 - kaweb (03/04/2011) [-]
Wow, that joke is so original.
#336 - Yes, it was part of, I think, Windows 3.1. It's called Ones… 03/04/2011 on Epic +1
#189 - I'm from Brazil, and I have to say that it's kind of true. You… 03/04/2011 on soooooooooooo true +16
#283 - The EyeToy was actually pretty awesome... It worked well in… 03/03/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! +1
#273 - Umm...you do know the Wii barely invented that stuff? May I…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! -2
User avatar #275 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
may i remind you that the eyetoy was a piece of shit
User avatar #283 - kaweb (03/03/2011) [-]
The EyeToy was actually pretty awesome...
It worked well in terms of functionality.
#271 - That's amusing seeing as it was the complete opposite of a revolution.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! 0
User avatar #272 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
xbox kinect, playstation move...
think that shit woulda happened without the wii?
fucking nope
User avatar #273 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Umm...you do know the Wii barely invented that stuff?
May I remind you of EyeToy?
User avatar #275 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
may i remind you that the eyetoy was a piece of shit
User avatar #283 - kaweb (03/03/2011) [-]
The EyeToy was actually pretty awesome...
It worked well in terms of functionality.
#10 - Finish. The diamond standard. 03/02/2011 on Why finland sucks +2
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2011 on He wanted Comp. +7
#7 - Capit has deleted their comment.
#61 - I don't care what they call it, I'm calling it Buttercup Nippl…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! +3
User avatar #78 - HOmEgEE (03/02/2011) [-]
i like that... Buttercup Nipples, i have a new nickname for my PS3 !!!!
#9 - It's a Nintendo Game 'N' Watch. 03/02/2011 on Greeting females -1
#57 - Fine, I'll quit objecting. Give it a while longer, we'll see w…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! +2
User avatar #60 - killerdestroyer (03/02/2011) [-]
PS1, PS2, PS3

Because it stopped them before, right?
User avatar #61 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
I don't care what they call it, I'm calling it Buttercup Nipples. I want a console with that name.
User avatar #78 - HOmEgEE (03/02/2011) [-]
i like that... Buttercup Nipples, i have a new nickname for my PS3 !!!!
#51 - That's called the 3DS...? Go look on Wikipedia, on Sony sit…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/02/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! +1
User avatar #270 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
code name for the wii? fucking nintendo revolution
herpaderp
User avatar #271 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
That's amusing seeing as it was the complete opposite of a revolution.
User avatar #272 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
xbox kinect, playstation move...
think that shit woulda happened without the wii?
fucking nope
User avatar #273 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Umm...you do know the Wii barely invented that stuff?
May I remind you of EyeToy?
User avatar #275 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
may i remind you that the eyetoy was a piece of shit
User avatar #283 - kaweb (03/03/2011) [-]
The EyeToy was actually pretty awesome...
It worked well in terms of functionality.
#49 - No, NGP is its official name...  [+] (13 new replies) 03/02/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! +1
User avatar #54 - Hypnotoadz (03/02/2011) [-]
http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/27/the-sony-psp2/

"Sony's next PSP, codenamed NGP"
User avatar #57 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Fine, I'll quit objecting. Give it a while longer, we'll see what they call it. Because why keep PSP2? So unoriginal. Buttercup Nipples is a better alternative.
User avatar #60 - killerdestroyer (03/02/2011) [-]
PS1, PS2, PS3

Because it stopped them before, right?
User avatar #61 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
I don't care what they call it, I'm calling it Buttercup Nipples. I want a console with that name.
User avatar #78 - HOmEgEE (03/02/2011) [-]
i like that... Buttercup Nipples, i have a new nickname for my PS3 !!!!
User avatar #50 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
nintendo revolution?
User avatar #51 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
That's called the 3DS...?
Go look on Wikipedia, on Sony sites, whatever. It's called the NGP.
User avatar #270 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
code name for the wii? fucking nintendo revolution
herpaderp
User avatar #271 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
That's amusing seeing as it was the complete opposite of a revolution.
User avatar #272 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
xbox kinect, playstation move...
think that shit woulda happened without the wii?
fucking nope
User avatar #273 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Umm...you do know the Wii barely invented that stuff?
May I remind you of EyeToy?
User avatar #275 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
may i remind you that the eyetoy was a piece of shit
User avatar #283 - kaweb (03/03/2011) [-]
The EyeToy was actually pretty awesome...
It worked well in terms of functionality.
#42 - Pretty much. And if you've seen a PSP Go, you'll know they … 03/02/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! +1
#40 - It's only been referred to as PSP2 by the fanbase with their r…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/02/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! +1
User avatar #48 - Hypnotoadz (03/02/2011) [-]
NGP=Next Generation Portable.

So it's just a placeholder name. When it is released it's not going to be called the NGP.

So PSP2 is probably closer to the actual name than NGP.
User avatar #49 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
No, NGP is its official name...
User avatar #54 - Hypnotoadz (03/02/2011) [-]
http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/27/the-sony-psp2/

"Sony's next PSP, codenamed NGP"
User avatar #57 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Fine, I'll quit objecting. Give it a while longer, we'll see what they call it. Because why keep PSP2? So unoriginal. Buttercup Nipples is a better alternative.
User avatar #60 - killerdestroyer (03/02/2011) [-]
PS1, PS2, PS3

Because it stopped them before, right?
User avatar #61 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
I don't care what they call it, I'm calling it Buttercup Nipples. I want a console with that name.
User avatar #78 - HOmEgEE (03/02/2011) [-]
i like that... Buttercup Nipples, i have a new nickname for my PS3 !!!!
User avatar #50 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
nintendo revolution?
User avatar #51 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
That's called the 3DS...?
Go look on Wikipedia, on Sony sites, whatever. It's called the NGP.
User avatar #270 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
code name for the wii? fucking nintendo revolution
herpaderp
User avatar #271 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
That's amusing seeing as it was the complete opposite of a revolution.
User avatar #272 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
xbox kinect, playstation move...
think that shit woulda happened without the wii?
fucking nope
User avatar #273 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Umm...you do know the Wii barely invented that stuff?
May I remind you of EyeToy?
User avatar #275 - Ihatelosingthegame (03/02/2011) [-]
may i remind you that the eyetoy was a piece of shit
User avatar #283 - kaweb (03/03/2011) [-]
The EyeToy was actually pretty awesome...
It worked well in terms of functionality.
#39 - Oh right, I thought you meant the NGP. The NGP isn't out, the …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! +1
User avatar #41 - malacyman (03/02/2011) [-]
you get caught texting in a class that allows you to play on an ipod after your works done... quickly slide open. just playing a game....
User avatar #42 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Pretty much.
And if you've seen a PSP Go, you'll know they have the ability to pause a game and go back to the XMB (main menu). And the game stays there even if you turn off the console. Well, it does that really fast using a processor with 333MHz. The phone has 1GHz at least, so it'll be instant switching back to your games.
#37 - Nah, it's not out just yet. The Xperia Play is though, and tha…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! +1
User avatar #38 - malacyman (03/02/2011) [-]
thats what i was talking about...
User avatar #39 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Oh right, I thought you meant the NGP. The NGP isn't out, the Xperia Play is.
User avatar #41 - malacyman (03/02/2011) [-]
you get caught texting in a class that allows you to play on an ipod after your works done... quickly slide open. just playing a game....
User avatar #42 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Pretty much.
And if you've seen a PSP Go, you'll know they have the ability to pause a game and go back to the XMB (main menu). And the game stays there even if you turn off the console. Well, it does that really fast using a processor with 333MHz. The phone has 1GHz at least, so it'll be instant switching back to your games.
#31 - Well, it's rumored to have two versions, like the iPad does, o…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/02/2011 on DO WANT! ! ! +4
User avatar #33 - malacyman (03/02/2011) [-]
i thought that came out on the 28'th....
User avatar #37 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Nah, it's not out just yet. The Xperia Play is though, and that also has dual analogue sticks, or rather, two touchpads for your thumbs. Incredibly sensitive. Also, it has all of the general stuff a phone has, so it's actually better to get this than the NGP, depending on what you're looking for. The Play is more powerful too.
User avatar #38 - malacyman (03/02/2011) [-]
thats what i was talking about...
User avatar #39 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Oh right, I thought you meant the NGP. The NGP isn't out, the Xperia Play is.
User avatar #41 - malacyman (03/02/2011) [-]
you get caught texting in a class that allows you to play on an ipod after your works done... quickly slide open. just playing a game....
User avatar #42 - kaweb (03/02/2011) [-]
Pretty much.
And if you've seen a PSP Go, you'll know they have the ability to pause a game and go back to the XMB (main menu). And the game stays there even if you turn off the console. Well, it does that really fast using a processor with 333MHz. The phone has 1GHz at least, so it'll be instant switching back to your games.
#38 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2011 on OPEN THE DOOR +52
#342 - totalrpg has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - FJLiveStream (03/02/2011) [-]
The text didnt really fit in...
nice try...
#302 - Ilubeitup (03/02/2011) [-]
look at highest rated and it does.
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2011 on Seananners minecraft agian 0
User avatar #2 - ghostlyknight (02/26/2011) [-]
your point is???
#1 - Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabo…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2011 on Charles Manson, Troll +6
#5 - exitreader has deleted their comment.
User avatar #6 - ForeverAlonee (02/24/2011) [-]
lol bud
#4 - blackdahliamurder has deleted their comment.

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