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#55 - Ha thanks for this... I'm having the worst night on my life an…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/23/2012 on My Friends Are Assholes +1
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#62 - pizzaweed (04/23/2012) [-]
What's wrong?
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#66 - kawagaze (04/23/2012) [-]
Nothing that much really, just got dumped by a girl that I had developed a strong emotional bond despite the fact we had been going on for a month or so... It just breaks a man when this happens
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#96 - pizzaweed (04/23/2012) [-]
It's okay man. {insert motivational speech designed to make you feel better here.}

She may have dumped you, but she dumped you into a sea of cock hungry women. don't let it get you down, and don't let her see how much she hurt you. You'll find a girl who loves you like you love this girl one day, and she'll make you happier than this one ever could have

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#104 - kawagaze (04/23/2012) [-]
Thanks man and I know this. But the thing is this came right out of blue... She just called me today and said she is so busy and that it wouldn't be fare for me if we kept going (she actually is busy) and she is this really innocent girl-next-door type of girl so I know she isn't doing anything behind my back. It got my totally of guard, but now I already feel a bit better, but I'm still puzzled what the fuck actually pushed her to break up with me....
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#107 - pizzaweed (04/23/2012) [-]
She's busy and doesn't feel the way she used to. there's nothing you can do except hope she'll be happy with someone else, and find someone that makes you happier than she did.
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#110 - kawagaze (04/23/2012) [-]
Yea that's what I think that happened... Well I'll get over this with a little time. Thanks anyways bro
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#111 - pizzaweed (04/23/2012) [-]
No problem man.
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#71 - icefried (04/23/2012) [-]
Man if my girlfriend left me i'd be crippled.
Mostly because i don't know how to write with my left hand..
#202 - While I visited London just a week a go I only saw mister righ… 04/23/2012 on False Advertisement 0
#11 - Same and It's pretty much the only thing I'm allergic to...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on Looks like a testicle. no... +1
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#29 - lilmoka (04/20/2012) [-]
me too! :c
#63 - YES! 04/19/2012 on made me think +1
#558 - Mean while in a parallel universe Adolf Hitler is a world know… 04/19/2012 on This Guy is Awesome +5
#11 - Congrats bro on top 100!!! Here's a trippy kitty picture for you! 03/30/2012 on braindeadsixtynine's profile 0
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