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#22 - Me neither.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Grafitti +1
#24 - drsalty (06/20/2013) [-]
#8 - We have more land than you.  [+] (15 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Why, Nature? +1
User avatar #9 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
this is true, but we have more usable land. i have a coworker from fairbanks, and she misses the weather up there.
User avatar #10 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Despite all the hating I just did, I would rather be here than there. Keep buying our salmon and using our oil.
User avatar #11 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
its ok, id rather be here. its too damn cold there
#12 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
On that, we can agree. Cheers?
User avatar #13 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
oh i wasnt arguing.. ok i guess i was. more like a way too late in the i-havent-slept-in-days to know whats real. but yah, cheers! its too damn hot here, too damn cold there, and too many assholes in between to live anywhere else.
User avatar #14 - wangmuncher (06/20/2013) [-]
I am grew up in Fairbanks. one winter when the moose were coming to town to avoid wolves I almost got my shit trampled. shit was scary. my dad who used to live in Texas had to deal with the flash floods which i heard were also pretty bad.
User avatar #15 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Moose are more dangerous than people realize. People get stomped to shit by those mean motherfuckers. And the are HUGE.

Floods suck, there was one up river that leveled a town, but that's nothing compared to floods around the world. The thing that sucks about it is that we don't really have the proper procedure or even real plans for natural disasters. I don't think Alaska would be ready for some of the shit nature throws at other parts of the world.

Like tornadoes. If there was a tornado we would be all kinds of fucked.
User avatar #16 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
And if you can't tell, Alaskans and Texans don't get along all that often, we have to whip out our dicks and have a pissing contest every time we reveal ourselves to one another. It's the rules for some reason.

The only cool Texan I know is on FJ. This guy's not so bad.
User avatar #21 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
we eat gator down here... tastes pretty good..
User avatar #27 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
Had gator once when I visited Florida, it was awesome. Would love to try it again but gator in Alaska makes no sense whatsoever.
User avatar #28 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
moose in texas? gross. houston rodeo has some good gator, as does the eastern part of the state (where you can play fun games such as how many convictions do you think he has? or count the teeth (you wont be counting very high)).
User avatar #29 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at count the teeth!

You should come to Fairbanks for a visit. We can roll down south kushman st and play 'count the drunk natives' or even 'find the debris from the car crash that happened last night.'
User avatar #30 - phtholognyrrh (06/22/2013) [-]
and then you could come to college station and we could drive to east texas walmarts and get good fashion and diet tips from fat people in moomoos and meth addicts!
User avatar #18 - wangmuncher (06/21/2013) [-]
The worst part is Moose taste terrible.
User avatar #19 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
To each his own. Personally I think they are delicious. Not as good as black bear or elk though. Caribou isn't bad either.

I would eat zebra burgers if I could.
#5 - Please experience walking to your car at -60f in the dark when…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Why, Nature? +1
User avatar #6 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
you ever seen a man get branded like a bull? that us during the summer putting on our seatbelts. steering wheels and bike handles melt.
User avatar #8 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
We have more land than you.
User avatar #9 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
this is true, but we have more usable land. i have a coworker from fairbanks, and she misses the weather up there.
User avatar #10 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Despite all the hating I just did, I would rather be here than there. Keep buying our salmon and using our oil.
User avatar #11 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
its ok, id rather be here. its too damn cold there
#12 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
On that, we can agree. Cheers?
User avatar #13 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
oh i wasnt arguing.. ok i guess i was. more like a way too late in the i-havent-slept-in-days to know whats real. but yah, cheers! its too damn hot here, too damn cold there, and too many assholes in between to live anywhere else.
User avatar #14 - wangmuncher (06/20/2013) [-]
I am grew up in Fairbanks. one winter when the moose were coming to town to avoid wolves I almost got my shit trampled. shit was scary. my dad who used to live in Texas had to deal with the flash floods which i heard were also pretty bad.
User avatar #15 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Moose are more dangerous than people realize. People get stomped to shit by those mean motherfuckers. And the are HUGE.

Floods suck, there was one up river that leveled a town, but that's nothing compared to floods around the world. The thing that sucks about it is that we don't really have the proper procedure or even real plans for natural disasters. I don't think Alaska would be ready for some of the shit nature throws at other parts of the world.

Like tornadoes. If there was a tornado we would be all kinds of fucked.
User avatar #16 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
And if you can't tell, Alaskans and Texans don't get along all that often, we have to whip out our dicks and have a pissing contest every time we reveal ourselves to one another. It's the rules for some reason.

The only cool Texan I know is on FJ. This guy's not so bad.
User avatar #21 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
we eat gator down here... tastes pretty good..
User avatar #27 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
Had gator once when I visited Florida, it was awesome. Would love to try it again but gator in Alaska makes no sense whatsoever.
User avatar #28 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
moose in texas? gross. houston rodeo has some good gator, as does the eastern part of the state (where you can play fun games such as how many convictions do you think he has? or count the teeth (you wont be counting very high)).
User avatar #29 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at count the teeth!

You should come to Fairbanks for a visit. We can roll down south kushman st and play 'count the drunk natives' or even 'find the debris from the car crash that happened last night.'
User avatar #30 - phtholognyrrh (06/22/2013) [-]
and then you could come to college station and we could drive to east texas walmarts and get good fashion and diet tips from fat people in moomoos and meth addicts!
User avatar #18 - wangmuncher (06/21/2013) [-]
The worst part is Moose taste terrible.
User avatar #19 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
To each his own. Personally I think they are delicious. Not as good as black bear or elk though. Caribou isn't bad either.

I would eat zebra burgers if I could.
#3 - Nature hates Fairbanks. There are hot springs though, those ar…  [+] (19 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Why, Nature? +1
User avatar #4 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
nature hates texas. we went from 91 to 27 F in one 5 hour span in houston, in the middle of march a few years back (march for texas is like our summer. we have spring (early march), summer (late march through early may), 9th ring of satans anal cavity (mid may through end of september), summer 2 (off and on through october), fall (off and on through november) and winter (may occure during the winter break period)
User avatar #5 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Please experience walking to your car at -60f in the dark when the sun literally does not shine. Please experience the sun being there for an entire half a month without going away when it is 90 outside.

Nature hates all of us.
User avatar #6 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
you ever seen a man get branded like a bull? that us during the summer putting on our seatbelts. steering wheels and bike handles melt.
User avatar #8 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
We have more land than you.
User avatar #9 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
this is true, but we have more usable land. i have a coworker from fairbanks, and she misses the weather up there.
User avatar #10 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Despite all the hating I just did, I would rather be here than there. Keep buying our salmon and using our oil.
User avatar #11 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
its ok, id rather be here. its too damn cold there
#12 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
On that, we can agree. Cheers?
User avatar #13 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
oh i wasnt arguing.. ok i guess i was. more like a way too late in the i-havent-slept-in-days to know whats real. but yah, cheers! its too damn hot here, too damn cold there, and too many assholes in between to live anywhere else.
User avatar #14 - wangmuncher (06/20/2013) [-]
I am grew up in Fairbanks. one winter when the moose were coming to town to avoid wolves I almost got my shit trampled. shit was scary. my dad who used to live in Texas had to deal with the flash floods which i heard were also pretty bad.
User avatar #15 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Moose are more dangerous than people realize. People get stomped to shit by those mean motherfuckers. And the are HUGE.

Floods suck, there was one up river that leveled a town, but that's nothing compared to floods around the world. The thing that sucks about it is that we don't really have the proper procedure or even real plans for natural disasters. I don't think Alaska would be ready for some of the shit nature throws at other parts of the world.

Like tornadoes. If there was a tornado we would be all kinds of fucked.
User avatar #16 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
And if you can't tell, Alaskans and Texans don't get along all that often, we have to whip out our dicks and have a pissing contest every time we reveal ourselves to one another. It's the rules for some reason.

The only cool Texan I know is on FJ. This guy's not so bad.
User avatar #21 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
we eat gator down here... tastes pretty good..
User avatar #27 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
Had gator once when I visited Florida, it was awesome. Would love to try it again but gator in Alaska makes no sense whatsoever.
User avatar #28 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
moose in texas? gross. houston rodeo has some good gator, as does the eastern part of the state (where you can play fun games such as how many convictions do you think he has? or count the teeth (you wont be counting very high)).
User avatar #29 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at count the teeth!

You should come to Fairbanks for a visit. We can roll down south kushman st and play 'count the drunk natives' or even 'find the debris from the car crash that happened last night.'
User avatar #30 - phtholognyrrh (06/22/2013) [-]
and then you could come to college station and we could drive to east texas walmarts and get good fashion and diet tips from fat people in moomoos and meth addicts!
User avatar #18 - wangmuncher (06/21/2013) [-]
The worst part is Moose taste terrible.
User avatar #19 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
To each his own. Personally I think they are delicious. Not as good as black bear or elk though. Caribou isn't bad either.

I would eat zebra burgers if I could.
#52 - Yes, you can identify Windows 95 users by the scar from the in…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Windows 95 +1
#54 - cshp (06/20/2013) [-]
>bat-like behavior
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#30 - tee-hee. 06/20/2013 on Victory +2
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#33 - This magic you have. 06/19/2013 on Black pussy stroked by... +1
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#3 - About the whole seat up or down thing, women always seem to bi… 06/19/2013 on Ways to piss 0
#1 - I couldn't do it. I would just eat them. 06/19/2013 on modern art 0
#2 - He shouldn't have a problem with that tiny dick of his.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on PS4 Fans 0
User avatar #3 - crimhowler (06/19/2013) [-]
Hold the phone guys, this is OP we're talking about..... He'll find some way to get the disc tray in his ass
User avatar #21 - huntergriff (06/20/2013) [-]
no...he'll find a way to shove the entire console up his loose asshole.
#3 - Nights with my boyfriend are kinda like this 'cept I'm the one…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Victory +18
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User avatar #24 - yologdog (06/20/2013) [-]
We should hook up. That way we'll never have sex because we're too busy missing our chances by playing skyrim. ^_^
#29 - masterboll (06/20/2013) [-]
#56 - enpootis (06/20/2013) [-]
alpha as fuck
#30 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
tee-hee.
#16 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
a/s/l?
User avatar #5 - kolimm (06/19/2013) [-]
morrowind masterrace
User avatar #4 - awildniglet (06/19/2013) [-]
Same with me, actually
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2013 on fatal boot up failure +82
#21 - undeadwill (06/20/2013) [-]
You are so fucked.
#26 - anonymous (06/20/2013) [-]
Bath salts?
#28 - undeadwill (06/20/2013) [-]
Bath salts.
#12 - derricktwo (06/20/2013) [-]
#11 - Good one. 06/19/2013 on Anime +1
#10 - You should watch Gantz. It's weird as **** . I sti…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Anime +2
#13 - romagnum (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah it's nice and vanilla like. The couples in it are really cute
User avatar #30 - tormain (06/20/2013) [-]
Until the episode of the temple and it turns into fucking hentai.
#31 - romagnum (06/20/2013) [-]
That chapter was soooooo cute loved it!
#2 - Related.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Windows 95 +122
User avatar #51 - clockworkphysicist (06/20/2013) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough, my dick got caught in my abdomen.
#27 - nyeeeh (06/20/2013) [-]
Oh god was this an actual thing in windows 95?
User avatar #47 - drunkasaurus (06/20/2013) [-]
Yes. Microsoft instructed everyone to perform self-surgery at home in order to install Windows 95 into their bodies.
User avatar #52 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Yes, you can identify Windows 95 users by the scar from the incision and bat-like behavior.
#54 - cshp (06/20/2013) [-]
>bat-like behavior
#22 - drunkasaurus (06/20/2013) [-]
and now we wait
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#1 - Ahh, cats  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Black pussy stroked by... +5
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User avatar #33 - kattykillfish (06/19/2013) [-]
This magic you have.
#202 - No, it's a 96 Nissan Sentra.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on van completly done in sharpie 0
User avatar #325 - nextgenmidgett (06/19/2013) [-]
cool suzuki make one the same shape

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