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Date Signed Up:3/29/2011
Last Login:11/24/2014
Location:Alaska
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#85 - Your comment reminded me of this. ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒ…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Fucking Lag!!!! 0
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#27 - Had gator once when I visited Florida, it was awesome. Would l…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Why, Nature? +1
User avatar #28 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
moose in texas? gross. houston rodeo has some good gator, as does the eastern part of the state (where you can play fun games such as how many convictions do you think he has? or count the teeth (you wont be counting very high)).
User avatar #29 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at count the teeth!

You should come to Fairbanks for a visit. We can roll down south kushman st and play 'count the drunk natives' or even 'find the debris from the car crash that happened last night.'
User avatar #30 - phtholognyrrh (06/22/2013) [-]
and then you could come to college station and we could drive to east texas walmarts and get good fashion and diet tips from fat people in moomoos and meth addicts!
#41 - At least I have the balls to not delete it. This is pretty emb… 06/21/2013 on did u just +1
#26 - Damn that must suck. We could use some humidity. It's pretty dry here. 06/21/2013 on Why, Nature? 0
#25 - Send some rain our way! It's super dry here and there are for… 06/21/2013 on Why, Nature? 0
#26 - Comment deleted 06/21/2013 on did u just 0
#23 - I couldn't help myself, ok? If I didn't someone else would hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2013 on did u just +2
User avatar #41 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
At least I have the balls to not delete it. This is pretty embarrassing.
#26 - kattykillfish has deleted their comment.
#20 - -57 is nothing. Less than 0 in fact. 06/21/2013 on Why, Nature? +3
#19 - To each his own. Personally I think they are delicious. Not as… 06/21/2013 on Why, Nature? +1
#16 - And if you can't tell, Alaskans and Texans don't get along all…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Why, Nature? +1
User avatar #21 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
we eat gator down here... tastes pretty good..
User avatar #27 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
Had gator once when I visited Florida, it was awesome. Would love to try it again but gator in Alaska makes no sense whatsoever.
User avatar #28 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
moose in texas? gross. houston rodeo has some good gator, as does the eastern part of the state (where you can play fun games such as how many convictions do you think he has? or count the teeth (you wont be counting very high)).
User avatar #29 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at count the teeth!

You should come to Fairbanks for a visit. We can roll down south kushman st and play 'count the drunk natives' or even 'find the debris from the car crash that happened last night.'
User avatar #30 - phtholognyrrh (06/22/2013) [-]
and then you could come to college station and we could drive to east texas walmarts and get good fashion and diet tips from fat people in moomoos and meth addicts!
User avatar #18 - wangmuncher (06/21/2013) [-]
The worst part is Moose taste terrible.
User avatar #19 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
To each his own. Personally I think they are delicious. Not as good as black bear or elk though. Caribou isn't bad either.

I would eat zebra burgers if I could.
#77 - Women are like that. I am sometimes like that. We want va… 06/20/2013 on Victory +1
#15 - Moose are more dangerous than people realize. People get stomp…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Why, Nature? +1
User avatar #16 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
And if you can't tell, Alaskans and Texans don't get along all that often, we have to whip out our dicks and have a pissing contest every time we reveal ourselves to one another. It's the rules for some reason.

The only cool Texan I know is on FJ. This guy's not so bad.
User avatar #21 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
we eat gator down here... tastes pretty good..
User avatar #27 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
Had gator once when I visited Florida, it was awesome. Would love to try it again but gator in Alaska makes no sense whatsoever.
User avatar #28 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
moose in texas? gross. houston rodeo has some good gator, as does the eastern part of the state (where you can play fun games such as how many convictions do you think he has? or count the teeth (you wont be counting very high)).
User avatar #29 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at count the teeth!

You should come to Fairbanks for a visit. We can roll down south kushman st and play 'count the drunk natives' or even 'find the debris from the car crash that happened last night.'
User avatar #30 - phtholognyrrh (06/22/2013) [-]
and then you could come to college station and we could drive to east texas walmarts and get good fashion and diet tips from fat people in moomoos and meth addicts!
User avatar #18 - wangmuncher (06/21/2013) [-]
The worst part is Moose taste terrible.
User avatar #19 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
To each his own. Personally I think they are delicious. Not as good as black bear or elk though. Caribou isn't bad either.

I would eat zebra burgers if I could.
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#2 - Me too. This made me all kinds of sad.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Kangaroo Suicide 0
#3 - badgertime (06/20/2013) [-]
maybe he just went for a swim.maybe he will be right back.
i'll just wait here.
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#2 - You wanna try out my new box? It's pretty great. The bees …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/20/2013 on did u just -61
User avatar #31 - playercz (06/21/2013) [-]
you cant finish something of when its dead..
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#25 - fyaq (06/21/2013) [-]
in case you need another good sir
User avatar #4 - soopfox (06/20/2013) [-]
Ugh. That's what you said about the last box. And that one was really lame.
User avatar #3 - therealdiscord (06/20/2013) [-]
Wow. Xbone joke.
Didn't see that coming...
#23 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
I couldn't help myself, ok? If I didn't someone else would have!
I am sincerely sorry.
User avatar #41 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
At least I have the balls to not delete it. This is pretty embarrassing.
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#32 - Womens Study Major (06/20/2013) [-]
tits or gtfo
User avatar #34 - skilletpanhead (06/20/2013) [-]
You need to shut the fuck up, anon.
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#27 - kirkbot (06/20/2013) [-]
#12 - On that, we can agree. Cheers?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Why, Nature? +1
User avatar #13 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
oh i wasnt arguing.. ok i guess i was. more like a way too late in the i-havent-slept-in-days to know whats real. but yah, cheers! its too damn hot here, too damn cold there, and too many assholes in between to live anywhere else.
User avatar #14 - wangmuncher (06/20/2013) [-]
I am grew up in Fairbanks. one winter when the moose were coming to town to avoid wolves I almost got my shit trampled. shit was scary. my dad who used to live in Texas had to deal with the flash floods which i heard were also pretty bad.
User avatar #15 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Moose are more dangerous than people realize. People get stomped to shit by those mean motherfuckers. And the are HUGE.

Floods suck, there was one up river that leveled a town, but that's nothing compared to floods around the world. The thing that sucks about it is that we don't really have the proper procedure or even real plans for natural disasters. I don't think Alaska would be ready for some of the shit nature throws at other parts of the world.

Like tornadoes. If there was a tornado we would be all kinds of fucked.
User avatar #16 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
And if you can't tell, Alaskans and Texans don't get along all that often, we have to whip out our dicks and have a pissing contest every time we reveal ourselves to one another. It's the rules for some reason.

The only cool Texan I know is on FJ. This guy's not so bad.
User avatar #21 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
we eat gator down here... tastes pretty good..
User avatar #27 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
Had gator once when I visited Florida, it was awesome. Would love to try it again but gator in Alaska makes no sense whatsoever.
User avatar #28 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
moose in texas? gross. houston rodeo has some good gator, as does the eastern part of the state (where you can play fun games such as how many convictions do you think he has? or count the teeth (you wont be counting very high)).
User avatar #29 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at count the teeth!

You should come to Fairbanks for a visit. We can roll down south kushman st and play 'count the drunk natives' or even 'find the debris from the car crash that happened last night.'
User avatar #30 - phtholognyrrh (06/22/2013) [-]
and then you could come to college station and we could drive to east texas walmarts and get good fashion and diet tips from fat people in moomoos and meth addicts!
User avatar #18 - wangmuncher (06/21/2013) [-]
The worst part is Moose taste terrible.
User avatar #19 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
To each his own. Personally I think they are delicious. Not as good as black bear or elk though. Caribou isn't bad either.

I would eat zebra burgers if I could.
#10 - Despite all the hating I just did, I would rather be here than…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Why, Nature? +1
User avatar #11 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
its ok, id rather be here. its too damn cold there
#12 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
On that, we can agree. Cheers?
User avatar #13 - phtholognyrrh (06/20/2013) [-]
oh i wasnt arguing.. ok i guess i was. more like a way too late in the i-havent-slept-in-days to know whats real. but yah, cheers! its too damn hot here, too damn cold there, and too many assholes in between to live anywhere else.
User avatar #14 - wangmuncher (06/20/2013) [-]
I am grew up in Fairbanks. one winter when the moose were coming to town to avoid wolves I almost got my shit trampled. shit was scary. my dad who used to live in Texas had to deal with the flash floods which i heard were also pretty bad.
User avatar #15 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
Moose are more dangerous than people realize. People get stomped to shit by those mean motherfuckers. And the are HUGE.

Floods suck, there was one up river that leveled a town, but that's nothing compared to floods around the world. The thing that sucks about it is that we don't really have the proper procedure or even real plans for natural disasters. I don't think Alaska would be ready for some of the shit nature throws at other parts of the world.

Like tornadoes. If there was a tornado we would be all kinds of fucked.
User avatar #16 - kattykillfish (06/20/2013) [-]
And if you can't tell, Alaskans and Texans don't get along all that often, we have to whip out our dicks and have a pissing contest every time we reveal ourselves to one another. It's the rules for some reason.

The only cool Texan I know is on FJ. This guy's not so bad.
User avatar #21 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
we eat gator down here... tastes pretty good..
User avatar #27 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
Had gator once when I visited Florida, it was awesome. Would love to try it again but gator in Alaska makes no sense whatsoever.
User avatar #28 - phtholognyrrh (06/21/2013) [-]
moose in texas? gross. houston rodeo has some good gator, as does the eastern part of the state (where you can play fun games such as how many convictions do you think he has? or count the teeth (you wont be counting very high)).
User avatar #29 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard at count the teeth!

You should come to Fairbanks for a visit. We can roll down south kushman st and play 'count the drunk natives' or even 'find the debris from the car crash that happened last night.'
User avatar #30 - phtholognyrrh (06/22/2013) [-]
and then you could come to college station and we could drive to east texas walmarts and get good fashion and diet tips from fat people in moomoos and meth addicts!
User avatar #18 - wangmuncher (06/21/2013) [-]
The worst part is Moose taste terrible.
User avatar #19 - kattykillfish (06/21/2013) [-]
To each his own. Personally I think they are delicious. Not as good as black bear or elk though. Caribou isn't bad either.

I would eat zebra burgers if I could.

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