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Date Signed Up:8/26/2011
Last Login:4/05/2013
Location:Brisbane
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#81 - So glad I wasn't the only one who thought that!! I we… 08/20/2012 on Maths Trick 0
#98 - . . . . . me too bro, me too.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on title +1
#106 - chubberbrother (08/14/2012) [-]
#98 - You're welcome  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2012 on His name must be brian 0
#99 - georgeojffs (08/13/2012) [-]
#96 - The clip itself is from Saturday night Live. The orig…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2012 on His name must be brian +7
#136 - babydonthurtme (08/13/2012) [-]
It was a skit before it was a movie
#97 - georgeojffs (08/13/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
#98 - katiewoman (08/13/2012) [-]
You're welcome
#99 - georgeojffs (08/13/2012) [-]
#242 - Riversong, right? 08/08/2012 on Want... -2
#228 - You're welcome =D  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on restart 0
#243 - shvalentin (08/03/2012) [-]
Thanks man! :D
#3 - It's cool =) 08/02/2012 on Funny? 0
#1 - Repost, friend =) Just in case you weren't aware =)  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2012 on Funny? 0
User avatar #2 - littlemacsuba (08/02/2012) [-]
oh sorry! haha didn't know it was posted before
User avatar #3 - katiewoman (08/02/2012) [-]
It's cool =)
#7 - Picture 08/02/2012 on This just happened 0
#1 - What the actual **** children?! I was sc… 08/02/2012 on Omegle, What the Actual Fuck?! 0
#232 - And if he didn't god knows what could have happened. … 07/31/2012 on My injuries after a car crash. 0
#155 - And this is why we must always wear seatbelts, kids.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2012 on My injuries after a car crash. 0
User avatar #180 - myrtille (07/31/2012) [-]
He did wear a seatbelt. He got burned by it.
User avatar #232 - katiewoman (07/31/2012) [-]
And if he didn't god knows what could have happened.

That's my point. .
#22 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2012 on Title you say? -4
#25 - anonymous Comment deleted by katiewoman
#249 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2012 on Worth The Read 0
User avatar #256 - sailorstarsun (07/30/2012) [-]
Once I read "bogan," I figured it out. Which is kind of funny to me, because I just learned that word yesterday.
#253 - anonymous (07/30/2012) [-]
Well, seeing that it does say Brisbane, Queensland at the top there.
#252 - anonymous (07/30/2012) [-]
"21 hours ago near Brisbane, Queensland."
#1018 - ******* Brilliant!!! 07/30/2012 on Incest, it's fucking... 0
#5 - I'm a christian, but those people are ******* stu… 07/24/2012 on good luck with that +2
#29 - My food, my house, my bed, my amazing breasts. I woul… 07/24/2012 on gosselini's profile 0
#27 - Cedric (Tell me my memory serves me correctly) Shoud …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2012 on gosselini's profile 0
User avatar #30 - gosselini (08/30/2012) [-]
go on please
User avatar #28 - gosselini (07/24/2012) [-]
such as ? :)
User avatar #29 - katiewoman (07/24/2012) [-]
My food, my house, my bed, my amazing breasts.

I would drive you places also and make you laugh regularly.
#286 - Did I not invite you months ago?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2012 on 1275 0
User avatar #287 - gosselini (07/24/2012) [-]
no! must have missed it ... make it up by sending another invite ?
#284 - Darling, if you ever come to Australia. Don't speak to the peo…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2012 on 1275 0
User avatar #285 - gosselini (07/24/2012) [-]
still waiting for the invite
User avatar #286 - katiewoman (07/24/2012) [-]
Did I not invite you months ago?
User avatar #287 - gosselini (07/24/2012) [-]
no! must have missed it ... make it up by sending another invite ?
#279 - Maccas, haha, mate, McDonalds!! 07/22/2012 on 1275 0
#278 - And the evident lack of teeth and shoes helps too =)  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2012 on 1275 +2
User avatar #283 - gosselini (07/24/2012) [-]
most assured !
User avatar #284 - katiewoman (07/24/2012) [-]
Darling, if you ever come to Australia. Don't speak to the people wearing trackpants and thongs. . .



And when I say Thongs I mean flip flop shoes.
User avatar #285 - gosselini (07/24/2012) [-]
still waiting for the invite
User avatar #286 - katiewoman (07/24/2012) [-]
Did I not invite you months ago?
User avatar #287 - gosselini (07/24/2012) [-]
no! must have missed it ... make it up by sending another invite ?
#47 - It's sad how true this picture is. . .  [+] (17 new replies) 07/21/2012 on 1275 +5
#250 - Dehman (07/21/2012) [-]
You guys really want me to go to Australia sometimes. Lot of unknown words like maccas, bogans, noongas, muzza and all that shit lol. makes me wanna live there, but i wouldnt because of spiders lol
User avatar #280 - bec (07/22/2012) [-]
I love listening to people say they'd never come here, as if we're the only country in the world that has dangerous animals or any kind of risk to safety. By that logic I should never go to America because of bears.
User avatar #279 - katiewoman (07/22/2012) [-]
Maccas, haha, mate, McDonalds!!
User avatar #75 - bec (07/21/2012) [-]
Bogans... bogans everywhere. They are by far the most shameful and disgusting part of our country.
#153 - ajohnston (07/21/2012) [-]
what about abo's?
User avatar #87 - pleasureabledino (07/21/2012) [-]
As long as you don't go near the bottleo or Centrelink , you're usually pretty safe. But just need to be careful of Fortitude Valley in Brisbane, 'specially the nightclub strip. Greedy noongas everywhere. That being said, I'm not being racist, because I know some Aboriginal people who are amazing and I treat them like family..
#110 - anonymous (07/21/2012) [-]
>noonga (sic)
>noongars are in SW WA
>hence that video based in mirrbooka and morely

You know nothing of aboriginal culture, WA abos are worst abos.
User avatar #98 - bec (07/21/2012) [-]
I've lived in the most bogan parts of regional Queensland to some very nice parts of Sydney's north shore, so I've seen it all! Best way to identify a bogan: The word 'cunt' is more frequent in their vocabulary than 'the' or 'and'.
User avatar #278 - katiewoman (07/22/2012) [-]
And the evident lack of teeth and shoes helps too =)
User avatar #283 - gosselini (07/24/2012) [-]
most assured !
User avatar #284 - katiewoman (07/24/2012) [-]
Darling, if you ever come to Australia. Don't speak to the people wearing trackpants and thongs. . .



And when I say Thongs I mean flip flop shoes.
User avatar #285 - gosselini (07/24/2012) [-]
still waiting for the invite
User avatar #286 - katiewoman (07/24/2012) [-]
Did I not invite you months ago?
User avatar #287 - gosselini (07/24/2012) [-]
no! must have missed it ... make it up by sending another invite ?
User avatar #89 - callumari (07/21/2012) [-]
1) That is not how racism works
2) Thank you for showing me how to spell noongas, it is hard to put on paper
User avatar #62 - lawlsaremine (07/21/2012) [-]
wouldnt call it sad, imagine if we were like the rest of the world? that'd be fucked
#224 - we go through all the incoming mail, e-mail, faxes, label them…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2012 on Train Etiquette 0
#225 - dawsyy (07/24/2012) [-]
Ahh ok, that sounds alright haha
#1 - Is that Daniel Radcliffe? What the hell happened to his hair? 07/20/2012 on How I Feel When I First... 0

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#57 - supertrollzor (07/12/2012) [-]
what country do you live in?
#56 - coobinator (07/12/2012) [-]
ALOHA
#45 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
"What's it going to be then, eh?"
User avatar #46 to #45 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
In and out of institutions like this?
User avatar #47 to #46 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
I think im in love with you. hahah youre great
User avatar #48 to #47 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Oh you.

You too are super fine!
User avatar #49 to #48 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
More like supah FLY young devotchka
User avatar #50 to #49 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I am pretty fly. I must admit.
User avatar #52 to #50 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
If you like Clockwork youre extra fly in my book
User avatar #53 to #51 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
Haha, Oh I am definitely gangster, and not a book reading, classical singing librarian like I had everyone previously believe.
User avatar #54 to #53 - dirtycowboyxx (06/12/2012) [-]
a book reading librarian...sounds sexy. haha you outta go back to your old ways!
User avatar #55 to #54 - katiewoman (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm comfortable in my old ways.

These grills really don't suit my smile. .
#41 - danprophet (04/14/2012) [-]
i want to love you, but i dont know what love is
i want to love you, but i dont know what love is
#42 to #41 - katiewoman (04/14/2012) [-]
That's ok. Together, through highs and lows, we will discover what it means.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you too.

You didn't even roll my name or anything.
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User avatar #38 to #37 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
Oh heck yes you'll love me any damn way you please!
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User avatar #40 to #39 - katiewoman (03/06/2012) [-]
. . . That's one way to look at it. .
User avatar #13 - Kainim (01/26/2012) [-]
I ran out of replies :D
but to continue the conversation, that guy was indeed creepy, I'm all for long kisses, but at the appropriate moment, with the appropriate atmosphere, and... ofcourse, only when I'm sure all terms are clear and she actually wants to kiss, for instance in your situation, if you keep distance like that and you don't respond to hints, I would never kiss you in his place xD

some people are just really bad at reading signs I guess (not that I am always right, but I'm pretty good at it I think)
User avatar #34 to #13 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
We used up all the replies!

I know, right?! Dream job!!

How about you? Do you have a dreamn job?
User avatar #14 to #13 - katiewoman (01/27/2012) [-]
As long as you'r attentive then I don't think there's much of a problem, he was obviously too wound up in himself to notice the very stong signal I was emitting.
And that is why I am glad I refused to see him again.

Anyway, bad dating stories, eh?
User avatar #15 to #14 - Kainim (01/27/2012) [-]
I don't have any ^^ I'm not familiar with the concept of dating actually, is it going out with the prospect of "he might be a suitable man to have a relationship with/sex with"?
because I just go out with people and if something happens than that's fine, having expectations tends to ruin things for me^^
User avatar #16 to #15 - katiewoman (01/31/2012) [-]
To be honest, the only reason I called it dating was because it was *cough* online dating. . . if you meet someone from a dating site, it is definitely the case that you will go on a date with them. Other than that, with people I've met outisde of the internet, I'm just as stumped as you.
Alex and I have never been on a 'date' and we've been toghether for years. . .
User avatar #17 to #16 - Kainim (02/01/2012) [-]
hehe, dating is overrated but I see what you mean, it's indeed a date when you meet someone online ^^
User avatar #18 to #17 - katiewoman (02/01/2012) [-]
Haha, yep, dating is definitely overrated! and being single is considerably more fun on most occasions =D
User avatar #19 to #18 - Kainim (02/01/2012) [-]
i can flirt freely which is a lot of fun, but I miss affection, not temporary affection, but unconditional, unsituational affection, just lying in someones arms and be perfectly happy, makes me feel pretty down thinking about it :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
They certainly both have their pro's and cons.
If I'd never met Alex I would certainly prefer to be single. But what I have with him is second to none, so I guess, in this case, being in a relationship is exactly what I want.
But hey, you might as well enjoy free flirting while you can. In an instant it can all change. It did with me.

User avatar #21 to #20 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
that's the grand plan :D
flirt with EVERYONE

ahem, hey guuuurl
no but seriously, I just have fun and what happens happens, it tends to work out quite well, so why the hell not ^^
#22 to #21 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
I like your outlook on life!
Besides, there are things other than relationships!

Food and sleep are important too! Study is a necessary evil. Reading is awesome! I also enjoy spending time with my family and friends.
So, you know, girlfriend? totally not important!
User avatar #23 to #22 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
it's not important i'll give you that, but it does fill a whole in your conciousness :D
and you can fill a hole in hers huehuehuehue :p

but yeah, reading is awesome!
User avatar #24 to #23 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
Haha, I did actually laugh at that one.

Reading is awesome. I recently had to declutter my bookshelf in my room, whcih meant cleaning out the massive chest at the end of the bed, which meant giving all my cd's and dvd's in there away to a charity in order to have more room for my books. . .Is that sad?

User avatar #25 to #24 - Kainim (02/02/2012) [-]
hard drive can contain msic and movies, shelves are meant for the real deal, aka books, lately i've been to absorbed with internet i rarely read :< but i love science fiction and fantasy
I got the biography of steve jobs yesterday for my birthday :D
looks like a great read!
User avatar #26 to #25 - katiewoman (02/02/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday!!

I agree! And I find it much more relaxing to have books around me. I don't really have a favourite genre. . I hate crime, but Kathy Reichs is my favourite author. . I love horror and thriller novels though. They're just so darn interesting!

User avatar #27 to #26 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
heh, i get completely immersed in fantasynovels :D
User avatar #28 to #27 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
I sometimes get in trouble at work because I read my book during rest time when there's nothing else to do.
Apparentely, reading is not supervising sleeping children =D
User avatar #29 to #28 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
hahaha, children are burning!!!! wha..? I'm just reading my book chill out
User avatar #30 to #29 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm faar more interested in the character in my book then I am of many children legally under my care =D

User avatar #31 to #30 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
it's only normal, if the character in your book dies, what are you supposed to do? you can't rescue them, at least the children have a chance :p
User avatar #32 to #31 - katiewoman (02/04/2012) [-]
Exactly!
I guess that's why I'm studying to become a Librarian, hey?
User avatar #33 to #32 - Kainim (02/04/2012) [-]
oooh, then you can legally watch books ALL DAY :D
User avatar #12 - fiveman (12/20/2011) [-]
played a game called ending forever alone, and i rolled your name, hello new friend ^^
User avatar #1 - normie (12/09/2011) [-]
Wooo first comment *virginity gone* :D lol
User avatar #2 to #1 - katiewoman (12/09/2011) [-]
First time for everything there Normie ;)
User avatar #3 to #2 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
;) thats for sure. Was it good for you, it was good for me ;)
User avatar #4 to #3 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
I've had better.

Was all over a bit quickly to be honest.
User avatar #5 to #4 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah, thats always a shame :P

How are you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Haha, I'm pretty darn well! Making christmas presesnts for my lovely niece and nephew. They're going to be awesome!

How about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Cool :)

I am not too bad :) a little bit tired though :(
User avatar #8 to #7 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Up late last night?
It is nap time. Go and lay down and chill for a while!
User avatar #9 to #8 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah lol :P i will later, before i start work :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - katiewoman (12/10/2011) [-]
Work on a Saturday, bummer much!
User avatar #11 to #10 - normie (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah i only work friday and saturday nights lol
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