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Date Signed Up:7/01/2013
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#16 - Hi. 08/24/2014 on Scary Real EVP Recording 0
#41 - I'm planning on joining the military for the opportunity of se…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Straight From the Horse's... 0
#54 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
Good Goyim

But in all honestly, if you're too braindead to see that wars are fought for corporate and monetary gain, maybe you should go. Go and see how stupid it really is and then you can either make people aware of the truth of it from an experienced perspective or you can just accept it and be another tax leeching welfare queen, sucking away at the fruits of honest labor and perpetuating an institution that serves to keep us in a state of endless war and poverty.
#15 - I don't know why but whenever I'm holding a friend's baby I al… 08/21/2014 on How it feels to hold a baby 0
#15 - Goliath, six flags magic mountain, valencia california. if you… 08/18/2014 on (untitled) +4
#28 - ish da bubble.....da bubble....da bubble....God that part … 08/12/2014 on god I love this movie 0
#624 - Kidnapping homeless people and putting them in fights to the d… 08/09/2014 on What is something legal... +1
#46 - My cousin has a midget dad and he's already taller than him at age 11  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Those fleshlights are... 0
#61 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
and does your cousin reside in your uncle's uterus? because they're talking about non-dwarf babies IN dwarf moms so your shits irrelevant
#11 - KTLA 5 news team in Los Angeles during St patricks day earthquake 2014  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Male Privilege +7
User avatar #13 - thebaker (08/07/2014) [-]
Thanks m8.
#14 - True that, friend who toured in afghanistan showed me a video … 08/03/2014 on The Commander and... 0
#9 - I knew he was big but jesus christ he's a ******* monster  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Rock +2
User avatar #15 - wherestheredbullat (08/02/2014) [-]
No, he only got that big for his role in Pain and Gain. He's somewhat a little bigger than the 2003 picture now.
#93 - WHITE POWER ranger  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Um.. +1
#99 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
proud of you
#92 - Since everyone wants to know, I really didn't expect everyone …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Um.. +2
#100 - hueman (08/01/2014) [-]
Dayum, son
#8 - Reminds me of one girl I dated. >was planning to break …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Um.. +61
#85 - poptheyui (08/01/2014) [-]
since everyone is asking you what happened, I would like to waste you and everyone's time by asking, what is your favorite power ranger?
User avatar #93 - kassdesu (08/01/2014) [-]
#99 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
proud of you
#74 - fukkentyranitar (08/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 - pictureperfectt (08/01/2014) [-]
How'd ya let her go, dude?

I'd like to see a greentext beginning to end man
#36 - hazardpay (08/01/2014) [-]
dude you cant leave us hanging
#20 - theincrediblemrk (08/01/2014) [-]
I'm with the other dudes, what happened next?
#18 - hueman (08/01/2014) [-]
What happens next, grandpa?
User avatar #17 - assassindash (08/01/2014) [-]
It must have been really bad since you're not replying to the questions.
#9 - kristovsky (08/01/2014) [-]
so....how'd it turn out?
User avatar #92 - kassdesu (08/01/2014) [-]
Since everyone wants to know, I really didn't expect everyone to be so interested.
>as soon as girl says that I immediately think I'm in too fucking deep
>mother tells her daughter "you're gonna end up on the streets with this loser!"
>think that now is my chance to try and get out
>tell mom, "is that what you've always thought of me? a fucking loser?"
>she says "of course it is! you work at a grocery store for fucks sake!"
>part time job to pay for school lol
>use the mother's bitchiness as an excuse and say, "babe, I can't take your family anymore! as long as you're related to those pieces of shit, we can't be together!!"
>immediately take off through the door and sprint to my car
>get home, block her number, and pray to god she doesn't come over to my place
For about a week she came to my apartment over and over trying to get me to come out but I'd hermit inside and hope for the best, after that she must of gotten the hint it was all a clever ruse and decided to fuck off
#100 - hueman (08/01/2014) [-]
Dayum, son
#10 - crazyolitis (08/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, kassdesu. We want to know. Please?
User avatar #16 - joshkroger (08/01/2014) [-]
They get married in September
#14 - Someone blacked out, tried to kill him, and almost got them arrested.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on i'm sorry +7
User avatar #15 - matexius (07/31/2014) [-]
I was wondering for a little bit more detail, but hey...
That explanation's simple, in a nutshell, understandable and not impossible...

I like it... thanks.
#34 - yeah old spongebob is given a more childish look and is insane… 07/31/2014 on *blush* +3
#30 - That idiot yelling out asian jesus is smoking weed. It's Los A… 07/31/2014 on Asian Jesus the Weed giver 0
#4 - 2014 07/31/2014 on Harvey Birdman, Attorney At... +3
#31 - Oh god that scene always cracks me up 07/31/2014 on /k/ommando's fantasies 0
#17 - Comment deleted 07/30/2014 on Intelligent Systems 0
#19 - Comment deleted 07/30/2014 on 3paranormal5me 0
#24 - We pulled out cause we got **** on. It wasn't our…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2014 on dat air -6
User avatar #73 - damping (07/29/2014) [-]
The causalities were seriously one sided in the other direction. The US only lost 50,000. Vietcong lost almost a million.
User avatar #83 - friedgreenpomatoes (07/29/2014) [-]
There were similar casualties in the Winter War, and the Finns still lost that.
User avatar #86 - damping (07/29/2014) [-]
The US lost no doubt, but that was because there was no support for the war at home.
User avatar #28 - gainesy (07/29/2014) [-]
and you 'Mericans got us Brits in to help train your noobs and you tried making us fight.. but we were all like, nah fuck that!
#65 - The bible isn't to be taken literally. It's just a guide to wh… 07/29/2014 on Burn +3
#22 - Here you go 07/26/2014 on English Summer +6
#68 - God tier r34 right there 07/25/2014 on Toy Story just got... +9
#97 - I mean when you're at lvl 55-60 you're not gonna be soloing it… 07/22/2014 on Playing Diablo with someone... 0
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