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|#12 - Story of Adam and Eve when the Devil comes to Eve in the form … [+] (12 new replies)||11/04/2014 on Devil Worshipper||+17|
#43 - angelious (11/04/2014) [-]
it wasnt critical thinking. it was the ability to differentiate from good and evil
also what the facebook post here fails to mention is that satan hated humanity and wanted to get rid of them all. thats why he tries to tempt you into sinning(wich only becomes possibility after eve and adam ate the apple) so that your soul gets corrupted and he can steal it away from god to torture it for eternity.
so the point stands that satan was a dickhead.
#51 - bobbysnobby (11/04/2014) [-]
How could mankind be punished for doing wrong if they dont know right from wrong? That is to say if they dont know right from wrong before eating of the apple how did they know going against gods wishes was bad? It would be like telling an infant to remember that objects exist even if they dont see them... your words mean nothing to that small child just as commanding to do good and to obey his word when they have no concept of right or wrong makes no sense.
I dont know where it says Lucifer's goal is to torture our souls. I dont know where in the bible you read that or how it even jives with the biblical interpretation of Satan. Lucifers sin was pride he thought he was more powerful than god and in revolt was cast out. If thats the case why would he hate humanity who also revolted against gods wishes? Wouldn't we be like an in-crowd for him?
The problem with the bible when looked at as a literal story or one which can be read as a sequence is that nothing makes sense. Why did the devil attempt to bribe Christ with stuff he couldnt offer? Why did he tempt judas when in so doing he undid his work at the garden of Eden. Why would Jesus dying mean anything if he is god? Why would gold send him self down to die for the sins of man? And if we believe jesus and god are not the same then of what value was his sacrifice in comparison to other great feats.
Its just a different interpretation of the Creation of Mankind Story from the bible there are many. And this is not a strange interpretation and has been talked about for far longer than any of us have even existed. I recommend you read the short essay titled "The devil" by Robert Green Ingersoll 1899 in particular II -- The Atlas of Christianity is the Devil infidels.org/library/historical/robert_ingersoll/devil.html He does a much much better job exposing the oddity that is the biblical Devil.
#52 - angelious (11/04/2014) [-]
its not knowing what is right or wrong that is evil. its the fact that they may not always be able to make the correct assumption on it. and the knowledge that something is evil and still doing it is what corrupts the soul.
and lucifers sin was pride because he thought of himself and the angels to be above humanity. so when god told his most glorious subjects to cater to the needs of what one could call "insect" lucifer rebelled. humanity was the reason lucifer fell from grace. he hates humanity because of his pride.
and as for bibilical satan. he was actually just a concept in earlier bible, before turning into a servant of god who tested the faith of humanity and needed gods acceptance to do anything (see book of job) before turning into the fallen angel that tempts humanity into sinning so that he can torture the souls of all damned for eternity.
i dont claim to have all the answers for the questions you brought up. but i do claim mister red bar here was spouting bullshit when he claimed satan in biblical sense to be a good guy
#107 - thesoulseeker (11/04/2014) [-]
Why would "evil" = "devil" ?
Also how about you go tell creationists that their book is filled with metaphors and analogies? Because they seem to think it's all literal history.
And yeah I agree the bible is full of metaphors, analogies, anecdotes etc. but the thing is that as far as I know jewish beliefs of the afterlife were more a kin to the greek ones than the christian ones. So it's possible that the devil didn't even exist as a character
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#54 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
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