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#12 - Story of Adam and Eve when the Devil comes to Eve in the form …  [+] (12 new replies) 11/04/2014 on Devil Worshipper +17
#43 - angelious (11/04/2014) [-]
it wasnt critical thinking. it was the ability to differentiate from good and evil



also what the facebook post here fails to mention is that satan hated humanity and wanted to get rid of them all. thats why he tries to tempt you into sinning(wich only becomes possibility after eve and adam ate the apple) so that your soul gets corrupted and he can steal it away from god to torture it for eternity.

so the point stands that satan was a dickhead.
#51 - bobbysnobby (11/04/2014) [-]
How could mankind be punished for doing wrong if they dont know right from wrong? That is to say if they dont know right from wrong before eating of the apple how did they know going against gods wishes was bad? It would be like telling an infant to remember that objects exist even if they dont see them... your words mean nothing to that small child just as commanding to do good and to obey his word when they have no concept of right or wrong makes no sense.

I dont know where it says Lucifer's goal is to torture our souls. I dont know where in the bible you read that or how it even jives with the biblical interpretation of Satan. Lucifers sin was pride he thought he was more powerful than god and in revolt was cast out. If thats the case why would he hate humanity who also revolted against gods wishes? Wouldn't we be like an in-crowd for him?

The problem with the bible when looked at as a literal story or one which can be read as a sequence is that nothing makes sense. Why did the devil attempt to bribe Christ with stuff he couldnt offer? Why did he tempt judas when in so doing he undid his work at the garden of Eden. Why would Jesus dying mean anything if he is god? Why would gold send him self down to die for the sins of man? And if we believe jesus and god are not the same then of what value was his sacrifice in comparison to other great feats.

Its just a different interpretation of the Creation of Mankind Story from the bible there are many. And this is not a strange interpretation and has been talked about for far longer than any of us have even existed. I recommend you read the short essay titled "The devil" by Robert Green Ingersoll 1899 in particular II -- The Atlas of Christianity is the Devil infidels.org/library/historical/robert_ingersoll/devil.html He does a much much better job exposing the oddity that is the biblical Devil.

#52 - angelious (11/04/2014) [-]
its not knowing what is right or wrong that is evil. its the fact that they may not always be able to make the correct assumption on it. and the knowledge that something is evil and still doing it is what corrupts the soul.


and lucifers sin was pride because he thought of himself and the angels to be above humanity. so when god told his most glorious subjects to cater to the needs of what one could call "insect" lucifer rebelled. humanity was the reason lucifer fell from grace. he hates humanity because of his pride.


and as for bibilical satan. he was actually just a concept in earlier bible, before turning into a servant of god who tested the faith of humanity and needed gods acceptance to do anything (see book of job) before turning into the fallen angel that tempts humanity into sinning so that he can torture the souls of all damned for eternity.


i dont claim to have all the answers for the questions you brought up. but i do claim mister red bar here was spouting bullshit when he claimed satan in biblical sense to be a good guy
User avatar #16 - norkas (11/04/2014) [-]
It says that a snake convinced Eve to eat the Fruit. It's only implied it's Lucifer.
User avatar #105 - YllekNayr (11/04/2014) [-]
You're being thumbed WAY the hell down, even though you're entirely correct.

Just goes to show nobody gives a shit what the facts are.
#37 - arandomanon (11/04/2014) [-]
#46 - thesoulseeker (11/04/2014) [-]
Well in doesn't say anywhere that the serpent is "the devil".
But then again that's probably because "the devil" didn't exist at the time the myth was written down.
User avatar #47 - arandomanon (11/04/2014) [-]
There's something called "analogies" and "symbolism". In those times, the snake was a symbol for evil stuff. Of course it will not say "Lucifer took the snake form and..." because this is not how the sacred books work. They work with metaphors and symbolism.
#107 - thesoulseeker (11/04/2014) [-]
Why would "evil" = "devil" ?
Also how about you go tell creationists that their book is filled with metaphors and analogies? Because they seem to think it's all literal history.


And yeah I agree the bible is full of metaphors, analogies, anecdotes etc. but the thing is that as far as I know jewish beliefs of the afterlife were more a kin to the greek ones than the christian ones. So it's possible that the devil didn't even exist as a character
User avatar #109 - arandomanon (11/04/2014) [-]
Also, thanks for the red thumb, asshole.
#110 - thesoulseeker (11/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #108 - arandomanon (11/04/2014) [-]
If someone understands the Byble as something 100% literal, they are stupid. Even (many) Christians themselves say it's true. And well I guess devil = evil because the devil is always portrayed as something evil...
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#4 - Well your loss. It's a good read. 10/26/2014 on Favorite Greentext +2
#105 - Feel Good Inc. by the Gorillaz. Really good song and good video.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Feels? +10
User avatar #149 - Googol (10/23/2014) [-]
#4 - It's pictures like that one that make me want to buy a Canon a…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Miniature Hot-air ballons +130
User avatar #52 - joshthekoolkat (10/11/2014) [-]
autistic* white girl
User avatar #53 - joshthekoolkat (10/11/2014) [-]
damn... didn't see the replies
User avatar #38 - xtwinblade (10/10/2014) [-]
you can do that with an iphone and a tilt shift app. Freaking even instagram has that tilf-shift focus.
More expensive camera=/= better pictures.
User avatar #49 - envinite (10/11/2014) [-]
And here we see a dude who think he have a knowledge on camera stuffs/
User avatar #55 - xtwinblade (10/12/2014) [-]
i took two years in photography, so i think i have knowledge on "camera stuff"
#25 - themiddlegarden (10/10/2014) [-]
You spelled 'autistic' wrong.
User avatar #19 - thegamerslife (10/10/2014) [-]
just get a better cell phone. My G3 take really good pics, and I don't even use my expensive sony camera on hiking trips anymore.
#16 - ilovedickbuttxd (10/10/2014) [-]
that gif tho
#23 - blueboysixnine (10/10/2014) [-]
He just doesn't give a fuck
#14 - anonymous (10/10/2014) [-]
autistic*
#234 - She's got enough woman for all those gay guys who turned straight.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 3 +2
#276 - anonymous (09/29/2014) [-]
you mean in her stomach?
#291 - thewulfman (09/29/2014) [-]
Don't get vorarephilia involved in this now.
#181 - You're doing it wrong  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on This made my blood boil +1
User avatar #183 - Ehwhat (09/28/2014) [-]
Shit, im sorrry, err.. erm... Daudre - Shrekswamp?
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User avatar #35 - delio (09/16/2014) [-]
just flag it and let the mods do their job.
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#336 - idk if it's too late but this is every single picture that wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on a hero to us all +6
User avatar #486 - gurle (09/01/2014) [-]
In case it gets deleted form imgur, you can use this web.archive.org/web/20140901022536/ with the link behind it to make it work
#334 - ty baesed 4chin 09/01/2014 on a hero to us all 0
#51 - Grape jelly is the greatest thing ever to me. Strawberry jelly… 09/01/2014 on Anon makes a PB&J Sandwich +3
#11 - Still, why get insanely hammered at a friendly get together. 09/01/2014 on The dangers of Adulthood 0
#4 - If he was planning on getting super drunk at a baby shower I w…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on The dangers of Adulthood -1
User avatar #9 - drunkasaurus (08/31/2014) [-]
you do realize there's no actual babies at a baby shower, right?
User avatar #11 - kassdesu (09/01/2014) [-]
Still, why get insanely hammered at a friendly get together.
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#48 - Beerfest. Definitely one of the best comedies I've ever seen. 08/29/2014 on Ladies and Gentlemen: Jewvenge +4
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#41 - I'm planning on joining the military for the opportunity of se…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Straight From the Horse's... 0
#54 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
Good Goyim




But in all honestly, if you're too braindead to see that wars are fought for corporate and monetary gain, maybe you should go. Go and see how stupid it really is and then you can either make people aware of the truth of it from an experienced perspective or you can just accept it and be another tax leeching welfare queen, sucking away at the fruits of honest labor and perpetuating an institution that serves to keep us in a state of endless war and poverty.
#15 - I don't know why but whenever I'm holding a friend's baby I al… 08/21/2014 on How it feels to hold a baby 0
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