Why are there so many Youtube videos in the comments?

I remember this show!
Everyone, go and watch it now!

www.gooddrama.net/japanese-drama/the-hero-yoshihiko-and-the-demon-kings-castle
there ya go
Enjoy!

Alright.
So, after we find out what happened, it becomes blatantly obvious that the reason the royal family has gone insane is that they were replaced by Doppelgangers. The doppelgangers and were-rat are put down, and a provisional government is put in place, but you're probably not interested in that. We're all told to turn back in the items we were granted, then we're given one wish each (excluding the Wizard, since it's apparently obvious he already got a wish).
Fighter wishes for a horse that will be eternally loyal. A horse appears from nowhere, and it's apparently bound to him magically, meaning that no matter the circumstances, his horse will find its way back to him. Even if it's killed, it'll come back from the afterlife and start following him again.
Kinder wishes for something interesting. She's granted a magical staff that does a various number of seemingly random effects.
I wish for the most powerful sword I could wield. It appears, I grab it, and it disappears (apparently the DM hated me for actually wishing for something useful).
Ranger wished for command of a ship. Nothing happened immediately, but as soon as we left the castle proper, he's approached by a courier who hands him a document of ownership for a ship. It's revealed that it's the ship of a legacy character formerly played by the DM, who apparently ascended after his last session, and now appears when his name is spoken.
So, after finding this out by inadvertently summoning him, we set sail for nowhere in particular, mostly because we aren't exactly the best-liked people in the kingdom at the moment. Along the way, we fight a Dragon Turtle, kill it with the ship's cannons, haul it aboard, and cook it (the ship's cook is apparently a culinary genius).
We eventually get troubled by some bizarre dreams, and it's apparently apparent that it's due to the influence of vampires. We sail to the closest island, and find that the locals are apparently locked in battle with some trolls. We help them drive the trolls away, and the locals start mentioning the vampires in charge of the trolls that are the big problem, and they also mention that the vampires are somehow related to the perpetual overcast conditions on the island. They've managed to forge some silver weaponry to fight the vampires, but they know they wouldn't be a match for them.
We, being the bunch of thrill-seekers we are, take up their arms against the vampires. We make it to the mountain fortress the vampires have taken residence in, and we pretty much effortlessly walk through, lopping off vampire heads until we reach their boss.
Now, apparently, the vampire in charge of the others had been at this for a while, and had amassed quite a bit of power in his hundreds of years alive. Unfortunately for him, our team had a Druid, someone who doubles as a divine caster with a focus on nature. I used a spell to create my order's holy symbol on the floor of the room, which caused the vampire to wince in pain and be driven outside. Thinking quickly, I cast it again on the entrance to the room, to keep him outside, as Kinder activated her staff while running outside. She activated its "Change Weather" use, which randomly changes the weather to any number of possible conditions... and it started raining. Unfortunately for the vampire, it wasn't a normal rain. It was somehow raining Holy Water, which is apparently a legitimate roll for the item, as the DM made sure to roll that in the open, then show the table for the item in question.
So, the vampire started burning away, and tried to run back inside, only to find himself burning even more when he touched the door with a holy symbol on it.
So, vampires taken care of, we head back to town, where we're welcomed back as heroes for taking care of a potentially massive problem before it became one. I, of course, mention the weather situation, and ask if it'll clear up soon.
"What are you talking about? It's always like this in winter."
That was the last session.

**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** not bad.

I have only had one "Real session" so far and it was year ago throu roll20 and skype.
We were group of 4 + DM.

There were me (as bard), 1 guy as paladin, 1 guy as druid and 1 guy as ranger if I recall correctly.

Anyway it was start of the pathfinder quest don't really remember what exactly, but it started with town getting invaded by goblins. Afterwards we were sent to investigate some dungeon (some mosquito boss was there) and in midst of the action when going there had funny encounter.

There was a door, and we didn't know what was behind the door so we investigated it first and there were stairs leading down where were bunch of goblins. So as paladin was front of the door I cast grease on him making his armor and himself slippery as duck and I kicked him down the stairs jumped on him and surfed him while playing lute.

The whole party was laughing how ridiculous it was and that I managed to pull it off with the rolls that DM asked. Tho the paladin wasn't that happy cause he took some dmg when he hit the goblins.