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#201 - next pokemon game to follow these 2 pokemon z 01/09/2013 on Pokemon X and Y - Finally... +1
#572 - have to agree with you on this one i remember seeing a chris r… 12/16/2012 on Gun Control -1
#192 - http://vimeo. com/54953791 if anyone wanna watch it...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Not So Grumpy Cat +2
#206 - barehype (12/09/2012) [-]
awwwww
#16 - What the **** did you just ******* s…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/17/2012 on I'll fucking wreck you +7
User avatar #58 - ChristopherLloyd (11/18/2012) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#28 - mspaintpro (11/17/2012) [-]
related
#24 - secretdestroyers (11/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #43 - ert (11/18/2012) [-]
This same exact comment has been posted at least 15 times.

How do I know? I get a notification every single time.
User avatar #69 - falloutplayer (11/25/2012) [-]
ert
User avatar #50 - secretdestroyers (11/18/2012) [-]
Are they all from me? Sorry, man, what are the fucking odds?
User avatar #52 - ert (11/18/2012) [-]
holyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuckholyfuck
User avatar #51 - ert (11/18/2012) [-]
**ert rolls 444** about 1 in that
User avatar #60 - secretdestroyers (11/18/2012) [-]
Wat.
#67 - ert (11/18/2012) [-]
Why do you get more thumbs than both of my comments combined when I got trips?
User avatar #68 - secretdestroyers (11/18/2012) [-]
What, you think I control Funnyjunk? I have no idea what's going on...
#57 - xarvon (11/18/2012) [-]
Dude, you just rolled trips! Feel proud!
#53 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #32 - psychodreadnought (11/17/2012) [-]
What in the name of the Lord did ye just proclaim about me, knave? I'll have ye know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges on traitorous lords, and I hath more than three hundred confirmed kills. I am extensively disciplined in gorilla warfare and I am the top archer in the entire armie. Ye are merely 'nother enemy to slay. I shall abolish ye with precision such as has never been witnessed by Gods or men, hear my words. Think ye that ye can escape my wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink ye words, miscreant. As we speak, I am sending word of ye by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and ye hideout is soon to be located, so brace yourself for attack, fool. The storm that exterminates ye pitiful life, if that it can be named. Ye are good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around ye, and I am capable of subduing ye in over seven hundred ways, and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any weapon in my liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase your insignificant presence off our holy realm, ye insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish ye would have had the foresight to comprehend what heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then ye would have withheld from voicing it. But ye could not, ye did not, and now ye shall pay with your blood, ye God-forsaken imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire on ye and ye shall be inundated in it. Ye are carrion food, cretin.
#39 - can you post a follow up of this 11/03/2012 on /b/ is helpful +4
#358 - ok thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2012 on /b/ vs. real life +2
User avatar #368 - HOLYCARP (09/25/2012) [-]
thanks
thanks
thanks

imp
#349 - sorry to ask but what is scat  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2012 on /b/ vs. real life +1
#354 - nickzacsubmarine (09/25/2012) [-]
doodoo
User avatar #358 - karotstix (09/25/2012) [-]
ok thanks
User avatar #368 - HOLYCARP (09/25/2012) [-]
thanks
thanks
thanks

imp
#420 - oooh i see 09/15/2012 on Head of 9Gag's IT department 0
#417 - how did you even come across this mess...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Head of 9Gag's IT department 0
User avatar #418 - thatonetyler (09/15/2012) [-]
Its a old 4chan post back in april they made this its old, but if he posted the whole thing which is like 4 pages long
User avatar #420 - karotstix (09/15/2012) [-]
oooh i see
#416 - Comment deleted 09/15/2012 on Head of 9Gag's IT department 0
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