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| Gender: | female |
| Age: | 24 |
| Steam Profile: | kizzybeans |
| Consoles Owned: | Upgraded from my shit laptop to a legit decent functioning pc. |
| Video Games Played: | Gone Home, Undertale, Viridi, Fallout 4, Sherlock Holmes, The Sims 4, Amnesia, Harvest Moon, Pokemon. |
| Interests: | Games, Netflix, cooking/baking, sleeping in, makeup, folk music and reading. |
| Date Signed Up: | 12/14/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Canada |
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| #186 - I do that now. Totally sick of wasting my time trying to send… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/08/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
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| #185 - It helps if you ask. Maybe I'm just super blunt though. | 01/08/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #184 - Then your woman is a tease. Just tell her to stop sending mixe… | 01/08/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #183 - If my partner didn't get the signs I sure as **** would… | 01/08/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #182 - Hold the **** up. Signs or no signs if anyone of either… | 01/08/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #3 - Happens in parking lots too. Both signaling or the same spot, … | 01/07/2015 on As a Canadian, i can... | 0 |
| #18 - Sounds like sketchy business. Now I know to avoid girls from t… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
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| #16 - "Special"? & my god if someone threw subtle hint… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/07/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
 and see then id be like yes i would so that would go perfectly. and yeah..Some Quebec girls i cant explain it, its just very off putting but its only with quebec girls when i go to toronto or bc im fine its just here.  now now quebec girls are some of the finest I've met since I've come to McGill, idk what you are talkin about aha That's because you see the smart ones or atleast not the "special ones" and i have no idea how long you've been here bud but you'll eventually see it. Sounds like sketchy business. Now I know to avoid girls from there though, so thank you. | ||
| #14 - Well, if you can't talk about what you want how the heck is th… [+] (9 new replies) | 01/07/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| well know i do talk about it but i judge if its the time to say it or not, im not like a girl who through SUPPER subtle hints but its also since i live in Quebec the girls here are..."special" "Special"? & my god if someone threw subtle hints at me I would just ask, but I'm super blunt like that...and most of the time it's just troublesome. and see then id be like yes i would so that would go perfectly. and yeah..Some Quebec girls i cant explain it, its just very off putting but its only with quebec girls when i go to toronto or bc im fine its just here. now now quebec girls are some of the finest I've met since I've come to McGill, idk what you are talkin about aha That's because you see the smart ones or atleast not the "special ones" and i have no idea how long you've been here bud but you'll eventually see it. Sounds like sketchy business. Now I know to avoid girls from there though, so thank you. | ||
| #3 - Just wow. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2015 on Shit Post | 0 |
| #11 - I think so. | 01/07/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #10 - Makes sense. Sometimes though, it's like...ex. We've been toge… [+] (18 new replies) | 01/07/2015 on (untitled) | +74 |
| i usually go for girls who tell me what they want BECAUSE i have that im too nice and dont wanna fuck it up so its like ok you yes you sex  You have no idea how much easier it is. My current girlfriend is on the border of that. She's too scared of fucking up, but she also tells me what she wants. An easy example is "I don't wanna sound demanding, but could you ________ (with/for/to) me?" So much easier than that "Well you should have known!" bullshit. Well, if you can't talk about what you want how the heck is the other person going to ever find out? I haven't met a mind reader yet, but who knows. well know i do talk about it but i judge if its the time to say it or not, im not like a girl who through SUPPER subtle hints but its also since i live in Quebec the girls here are..."special" "Special"? & my god if someone threw subtle hints at me I would just ask, but I'm super blunt like that...and most of the time it's just troublesome. and see then id be like yes i would so that would go perfectly. and yeah..Some Quebec girls i cant explain it, its just very off putting but its only with quebec girls when i go to toronto or bc im fine its just here. now now quebec girls are some of the finest I've met since I've come to McGill, idk what you are talkin about aha That's because you see the smart ones or atleast not the "special ones" and i have no idea how long you've been here bud but you'll eventually see it. Sounds like sketchy business. Now I know to avoid girls from there though, so thank you. | ||
| #7 - Or when a ton of signs are basically thrown in their face...? [+] (2 new replies) | 01/07/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
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| #5 - That sucks, for both genders. Wait...who doesn't want it all t… [+] (25 new replies) | 01/07/2015 on (untitled) | +23 |
| we think we gotta woo them sometimes we do but sometimes is just like wtf what are you waiting for, guys well most guys just dont wanna fuck it up if they actually like you. Makes sense. Sometimes though, it's like...ex. We've been together for like two months. We go to dinner, we see a movie, we have dessert, and then I get flowers and nothing? Owch. Too much woo and not enough woo hoo. i usually go for girls who tell me what they want BECAUSE i have that im too nice and dont wanna fuck it up so its like ok you yes you sex You have no idea how much easier it is. My current girlfriend is on the border of that. She's too scared of fucking up, but she also tells me what she wants. An easy example is "I don't wanna sound demanding, but could you ________ (with/for/to) me?" So much easier than that "Well you should have known!" bullshit. Well, if you can't talk about what you want how the heck is the other person going to ever find out? I haven't met a mind reader yet, but who knows. well know i do talk about it but i judge if its the time to say it or not, im not like a girl who through SUPPER subtle hints but its also since i live in Quebec the girls here are..."special" "Special"? & my god if someone threw subtle hints at me I would just ask, but I'm super blunt like that...and most of the time it's just troublesome. and see then id be like yes i would so that would go perfectly. and yeah..Some Quebec girls i cant explain it, its just very off putting but its only with quebec girls when i go to toronto or bc im fine its just here. now now quebec girls are some of the finest I've met since I've come to McGill, idk what you are talkin about aha That's because you see the smart ones or atleast not the "special ones" and i have no idea how long you've been here bud but you'll eventually see it. Sounds like sketchy business. Now I know to avoid girls from there though, so thank you.  that's a good ass point. maybe guys are just stupid. though, when girls try to get sex, they usually get it when the guy isn't too dumb to get the queues. | ||
| #2 - Lime green is my favorite color. [+] (4 new replies) | 01/07/2015 on (untitled) | +22 |
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| #2 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2015 on Nature's Warning | +4 |
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| #3 - It's true, and guys just don't seem to get it. [+] (65 new replies) | 01/07/2015 on (untitled) | +285 |
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anon (01/08/2015) [-] Not really. My wife does it because she likes to "tease", even if she doesn't want to go all the way  it's like a person going "if you ask for the candy bar, then reach for it, there's a chance that you can have it" they ask once or twice and get stabbed in their hand when they go to reach for it. eventually the pain doesn't seem like it's worth the risk #117 -
anon (01/07/2015) [-] Thanks for this post Since I am too stupid to see the signs I'm just gonna get the girl by herself and fuck her And if it is rape I will tell the cop idk if she gave me the signs or not so I went for it Hold the fuck up. Signs or no signs if anyone of either gender says no to sex and you do it anyway it's rape you fucking jackass. If my partner didn't get the signs I sure as shit would tell him or her.  Well I mean if you maybe said something instead using subtle hints that make me feel like a blind man trying to read braille after having his fingers blown off.  If this was even remotely true, why do I always get a "not now, I just wanna cuddle" When my dragon starts to poke her? INSTRUCTIONS NOT CLEAR, DICK CAUGHT IN FAN. Then your woman is a tease. Just tell her to stop sending mixed signals, or tell her you don't know what the fuck she's thinking, and ask her to be more blunt (unless your a mind reader...but if your dick got caught in a fan I don't think you are). I hate people who do the whole I just want to cuddle shit. I do like the cuddles though, just after sex. I do that now. Totally sick of wasting my time trying to send signals. Magazines fuck girls up.  This exactly. I like it when my GF says "I'm horny and we haven't had sex in a while. When can you come over?" No joke. She says this and I love our communication.  To be fair they're also being told that if they don't get a notarized affirmative from her and three of her friends then they're awful, awful rapists. I kid, I kid. But seriously, contradicting messages are being thrown all around and makes things super confusing. On one hand you're supposed to get all subtle hints, but on the other you're being told that those subtle hints aren't enough. www.usatoday.com/story/news/usanow/2014/08/28/california-bill-yes-means-yes-sex-assault/14765665/  I honestly get nervous as hell when I have the opportunity and sometimes I do something really stupid to mess it up, especially if I really like the girl and want to make it special for her. when it comes to sex, guys are stupid. We always want it, and we see signs that we're gonna get it at all times, so the actual signs blend in with the fake ones. #101 -
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karlwilson (01/07/2015) [-] we think we gotta woo them sometimes we do but sometimes is just like wtf what are you waiting for, guys well most guys just dont wanna fuck it up if they actually like you. Makes sense. Sometimes though, it's like...ex. We've been together for like two months. We go to dinner, we see a movie, we have dessert, and then I get flowers and nothing? Owch. Too much woo and not enough woo hoo. i usually go for girls who tell me what they want BECAUSE i have that im too nice and dont wanna fuck it up so its like ok you yes you sex You have no idea how much easier it is. My current girlfriend is on the border of that. She's too scared of fucking up, but she also tells me what she wants. An easy example is "I don't wanna sound demanding, but could you ________ (with/for/to) me?" So much easier than that "Well you should have known!" bullshit. Well, if you can't talk about what you want how the heck is the other person going to ever find out? I haven't met a mind reader yet, but who knows. well know i do talk about it but i judge if its the time to say it or not, im not like a girl who through SUPPER subtle hints but its also since i live in Quebec the girls here are..."special" "Special"? & my god if someone threw subtle hints at me I would just ask, but I'm super blunt like that...and most of the time it's just troublesome. and see then id be like yes i would so that would go perfectly. and yeah..Some Quebec girls i cant explain it, its just very off putting but its only with quebec girls when i go to toronto or bc im fine its just here. now now quebec girls are some of the finest I've met since I've come to McGill, idk what you are talkin about aha That's because you see the smart ones or atleast not the "special ones" and i have no idea how long you've been here bud but you'll eventually see it. Sounds like sketchy business. Now I know to avoid girls from there though, so thank you. that's a good ass point. maybe guys are just stupid. though, when girls try to get sex, they usually get it when the guy isn't too dumb to get the queues. | ||
| #2 - Wowza. If someone flipped for me like that....well I'd turn th… | 01/07/2015 on Maximum MLG tipping | +2 |
| #1 - Picture | 01/07/2015 on Wallpaper... | 0 |
| #1 - I don't mind doing a run through of the whole act, but actuall… | 01/07/2015 on Community Service | 0 |
| #3 - Agreed. The cgi orcs were lacking serious umph. | 01/07/2015 on The hobbit wisdom | +1 |
| #3 - Make it genderless. You have to pick a furniture or food name.… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2015 on Oppressive Prof. Oak | 0 |
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| #2 - Too scary. | 01/07/2015 on Regular Show | +1 |
| #1 - **** yeah they're beautiful. I love these movies. … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/07/2015 on The hobbit wisdom | +2 |
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| #3 - Meg is my favorite. | 01/07/2015 on Hades | +22 |
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erotictentacle ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-] strawberry smoothie is best smoothie, sorry to break it to ya~
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karlwilson (02/02/2015) [-] Lies! Blasphemy! Slander! But chocolate dipped strawberries are awesome.
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erotictentacle ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-] HAH! JOKE'S ON YOU! CHOCOLATE MAKES ME PUKE!
funny how i live in switzerland and don't like chocolate.....
But still, strawberries are best everything! Smoothies, Frappés, Milkshakes (not even sure about the difference of these 3), Ice cream, Yoghurt, ANYTHING!
funny how i live in switzerland and don't like chocolate.....
But still, strawberries are best everything! Smoothies, Frappés, Milkshakes (not even sure about the difference of these 3), Ice cream, Yoghurt, ANYTHING!
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karlwilson (02/02/2015) [-] My taste buds and your taste buds just can't be buds....and well... since chocolate makes you puke I can't trust your judgement.
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erotictentacle ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-] Yeowch, the pain!
At least you could praise my bold honesty...
At least you could praise my bold honesty...
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karlwilson (02/02/2015) [-] Yee... the truth hurts! Yet just cause our taste buds can't be buds doesn't mean we can't be! It's like...if we had food, and yours had blueberries in it and mine had strawberries we could trade! And we won't eat each others favourite foods.... which is important for friendship!
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erotictentacle ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-] HAH, NOW THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
We'll have a solid foundation to build on!
Let's raise a glass to the strawberry supremacy allowing blueberries to exist!
We'll have a solid foundation to build on!
Let's raise a glass to the strawberry supremacy allowing blueberries to exist!
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karlwilson (02/02/2015) [-] Your judgement is skewed and strange.... but weird friends always end up the best! Sure, I shall raise a glass....of blueberry smoothie!
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erotictentacle ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-] I'll take being weird as a compliment
"normal" people are just way too boring~
Have some strawberry smoothies~
"normal" people are just way too boring~
Have some strawberry smoothies~
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karlwilson (02/02/2015) [-] Are there real 'normal' people though? Do they exist? Or are they just boring people who like to complain about others a lot? And how about you enjoy your strawberry smoothies....and I'll enjoy my blueberry ones? Then errybody's happy
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erotictentacle ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-] Well, that's why i put the " on normal. By normal i usually mean predictable people. They are not much fun and rarely surprise me....
and we COULD each have and own drink, as long as we drink it together~
and we COULD each have and own drink, as long as we drink it together~
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karlwilson (02/02/2015) [-] Totes mah goats friend. We can now peacefully coexist Other than... strawberries, what's your favourite food? My favourites include pizza, hot wings, and baked salmon....and cookies. Just not raisin cookies
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erotictentacle ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-] My favorites would be Pizza, Sea tongue, friend salmon, spanish tortilla, paella, and well, i prettymuch love everything from the sea, from fishes to octopus. OH I ALMOST FORGOT BACON! and chorizo!
I'm not really into sweets though, so i often end up giving sweets i receive away
I'm not really into sweets though, so i often end up giving sweets i receive away
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karlwilson (02/02/2015) [-] I VOLUNTEER TO BE THE RECEIVER OF UNWANTED SWEETS! Bacon is awesome....I love a lot of stuff from the sea too...but sea tongue? Calamari? Yuck.
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erotictentacle ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-] Ey, no problem, i'll eat those without blinking~
I ******* love these! It's a shame that importing decent ones is expensive.....
I ******* love these! It's a shame that importing decent ones is expensive.....
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erotictentacle ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-] well, kinda. Switzerland is painfully far from the sea.
But at least the economy's nice and the cheese!~
But at least the economy's nice and the cheese!~
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karlwilson (02/02/2015) [-] Holy smokes yeah that's far from the sea....dude I can't even deal with calling it the sea. It's the ocean man. I live right by the ocean in British Columbia...and I'm first nations...so basically if I want fish or whatever I just hop on the boat and go get it.
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erotictentacle ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-] Its a pain here.... fish isn't even popular. Quite honestly, i'm not even sure if the switzers eat more fish or cats!
At least its neat when im in spain. Just a walk to the shore and i can get all the fish and whatnot from the sea i like for dirt cheap!
At least its neat when im in spain. Just a walk to the shore and i can get all the fish and whatnot from the sea i like for dirt cheap!
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erotictentacle ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-] Cats: Yeah, and old solderer once explained i to me. After the war they weren't very wealthy. It all started with wanting a special christmas dinner in most places, but they didn't have any special animal available. So most families went with the oldest cats. Since the mice usually retreat during the harsh winters. And that later became a custom. Though they are now debating about making it illegal.
Spain: Yeah, i like spain too. I go every summer to the northwestern corner. Weather is **** tho, very humid, windy as hell and fog everywhere. But i just love the people and finally having some family around~
and yes, traveling is expensive, but that's why jobs are awesome~
Spain: Yeah, i like spain too. I go every summer to the northwestern corner. Weather is **** tho, very humid, windy as hell and fog everywhere. But i just love the people and finally having some family around~
and yes, traveling is expensive, but that's why jobs are awesome~
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marioisbestpony (01/08/2015) [-] Nice.
Wait a minute... Those aren't tits. What a ripoff. Give me my money back.
Wait a minute... Those aren't tits. What a ripoff. Give me my money back.
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karlwilson (01/10/2015) [-] Psht, you asked for magic and you got it. You ain't ever gonna see that money again.
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karlwilson (01/08/2015) [-] I don't have any, they wore away with use. I hope these ones I found on the internet work for you.
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karlwilson (01/08/2015) [-] I take my job seriously too. It's lots of hard work but the clients appreciate it.
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marioisbestpony (01/08/2015) [-] You're not taking it seriously enough. I'm still waiting. Customer service is terrible.
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karlwilson (01/08/2015) [-] I only work with women, and only when they pay first. I don' t want to get ****** over.
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marioisbestpony (01/08/2015) [-] Fine. Here's your payment. And I'm a woman, I promise.
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marioisbestpony (01/08/2015) [-] I'm outside your door right now. Aren't you going to let me in? I have money.
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marioisbestpony (01/08/2015) [-] Nah. I used the window while you were checking the door. I left the money in your drawer. Also, that shirt looks great on you <3.
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karlwilson (01/08/2015) [-] Really? You like my black t-shirt? Me too. Thanks for the money though.
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hankhillofthe (01/06/2015) [-] Man, you're already miles ahead of most users in just the past month.
Eternal thumbs, and welcome to the site!
Eternal thumbs, and welcome to the site!
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drooms ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-] Hi, I noticed you're new to FJ and start commenting.
I'm a moderator here and I'm glad to welcome you into our community.
If you need anything, feel free to mention me. We're happy to welcome new users into our family.
I'm a moderator here and I'm glad to welcome you into our community.
If you need anything, feel free to mention me. We're happy to welcome new users into our family.
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karlwilson (01/07/2015) [-] Thanks for welcoming me! I shall mention you if I need anythin' fo sho.
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karlwilson (12/16/2014) [-] Sweet. Do you wanna be my first friend too? Oh god...maybe I shouldn't have asked...this is awkward.
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karlwilson (12/16/2014) [-] I just don't like talking with people in person. I'm better at writing than talking.
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karlwilson (12/16/2014) [-] For reals? Dude. I would live off of blueberry smoothies if I could. I just don't want to be a vegan, and bacon doesn't taste good in my smoothies.
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karlwilson (12/16/2014) [-] Good luck sir. Enjoy your awesome dish of bacon with spaghetti.
